Thread 716290956 - /v/ [Archived: 169 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:31:07 AM No.716290956
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Vidyas for this feeling?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:32:19 AM No.716291021
Bourdain's Legacy
Bourdain's Legacy
md5: c337a393846698454cf1e9bcd262a5bd๐Ÿ”
>>716290956 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:48:17 AM No.716291868
>talking life lessons from people who killed themselves
something don't add up here
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:49:06 AM No.716291910
>>716290956 (OP)
>have a negro
no thanxxx
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:50:10 AM No.716291962
I only hear this kind of thing from legitimately depressed people.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:51:14 AM No.716292003
I ate at chipotle today. Does that count?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:52:50 AM No.716292104
>>716290956 (OP)
nepo jew
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:53:05 AM No.716292116
>>716291962
Because they trying their hardest to rejuvenate their blown out serotonin receptors. Hilariously enough blown out by drugs to battle said mood problems.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:55:15 AM No.716292239
>>716292116
Depressed people don't become depressed only after they take drugs for it, so that seems like a false premise.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:57:09 AM No.716292341
>Tip your server
Not surprised a guy who killed himself is retarded enough to tip.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:57:30 AM No.716292359
>suicided bitch
KWAB
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:58:56 AM No.716292419
>>716290956 (OP)
>live laugh love for dudes
fuck off cunt
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:59:53 AM No.716292474
>>716290956 (OP)
Guy Fieri won btw
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:02:42 AM No.716292613
>>716290956 (OP)
Did he really drag two sofas out into some beach just to take a gay little photo with no meaning or beauty to it?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:04:08 AM No.716292696
>>716290956 (OP)
>tip your server
do burgers really think this counts toward well-being? paying some college dropout to smile fake at you
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:04:17 AM No.716292707
>>716290956 (OP)
This man is impossible to take seriously and impossible to respect. Fucking spoiled rich drug addict asshole.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:04:29 AM No.716292719
>>716290956 (OP)
chef here
26 years exp with 7 years saute exp
don't get the cream sauce
the cream is always sitting in one of those metal line pans
it's always next to something that doesn't belong in it
and that thing always ends up in the cream
don't get the cream sauce
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:05:09 AM No.716292754
>>716291021
>what is a joke
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:06:17 AM No.716292815
>>716292613
yes
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:08:02 AM No.716292915
>>716292116
Iโ€™ve been depressed since age 11, Iโ€™m not a woman or a faggot so I put up with it but it really is excruciating to deal with on a day to day

Iโ€™ve never resorted to drugs or alcohol, I keep pretty fit and healthy. Sometimes youโ€™re just born to not be happy
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:08:29 AM No.716292947
>>716292754
Something that provokes a response of laughter or a feeling of humour in others, which that doesn't.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:08:59 AM No.716292971
>>716290956 (OP)
What a fag. Jewish and French DNA combined to engineer the ultimate lecherous degen who thinks he's profound.

Anyway, the game? Saints Row reboot.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:09:08 AM No.716292981
>>716292239
they get more depressed because of drugs. drugs are not prescribed to cure the cause of depression. it's to make doctors rich
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:11:00 AM No.716293072
>>716290956 (OP)
"Get a strong rope. Tie it around your neck. Climb on a tall chair. Have a wank. Have two. And when youre about to cum, jump off. Enjoy the ackkkk"
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:12:14 AM No.716293134
>>716292981
Aggravating a depressed person's condition seems like a poor business plan, because they'll kill themselves and you won't have their income anymore. You can argue it's ineffective, that it isn't a long-term fix. But "making them more depressed?" No, I don't believe they're designed to or functionally do that.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:12:25 AM No.716293141
>>716292915
We're all sad, some more deeply and regularly than others. You've handled it like a man, that's all you can do. I've done the same.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:12:42 AM No.716293154
1f834823333ab23d0d9e5912f8976de19ec8e2ee
1f834823333ab23d0d9e5912f8976de19ec8e2ee
md5: 49b0a7e2ecad1ae3e333c191b5511afb๐Ÿ”
>tip your server

Great idea retard.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:14:39 AM No.716293254
>>716291910
boo
your 'joke' sucks
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:15:06 AM No.716293273
>>716293154
I chuckled
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:15:50 AM No.716293310
>>716293154
ha
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:16:01 AM No.716293320
C234F109-276B-4CCC-84C7-F40D03EA9B86
C234F109-276B-4CCC-84C7-F40D03EA9B86
md5: 9519bbc1ca77d232b00855b4c810b1b9๐Ÿ”
>>716290956 (OP)
Vidyas for this feeling?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:16:50 AM No.716293360
bourdain_games
bourdain_games
md5: 14d9fbc91ffc6484e9c23f260f0aaf09๐Ÿ”
>>716290956 (OP)
Play at a local Netcafe. Get the Cheetos. Have a Counter Strike match at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty server. Play some game you've never played. Unmute someone you think may not be in your elo. Preorder the Early Access game. Play at an arcade. Have a DLC. Have two. Be in the open world game where you may not understand or agree with the NPCs next to you, but take their quests anyway. Play slowly. Tip your dedicated server. Check in on your friends monitor. Check in on your own. Enjoy the game.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:17:04 AM No.716293370
>>716290956 (OP)
>Tie a noose. Tie two.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:17:44 AM No.716293390
>>716291021
Calm down, Mr. Miyagi.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:18:04 AM No.716293403
>>716293134
it's like this: i'm depressed because of x. instead of addressing x, i take drug. i don't deal with x but i look happy and act happy because of drug. i will keep taking drug because x will never go away. everyone else sees that i'm happy and i tell them it is because of drug, so they all take drug for the rest of their lives too, never fixing their x y x problems which only get worse, but thats oikay because we can take more drugs until we die
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:19:33 AM No.716293470
>>716290956 (OP)
>tip your server
Fuck off
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:20:06 AM No.716293502
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md5: 74ab24ab93fb2c045e0cedaccf910df0๐Ÿ”
>Onyo always number first!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:20:45 AM No.716293528
>>716293320
I hate this guy way, way fucking more than I could ever possibly hate Le Depressed Chef. Mike Rowe is everything wrong with boomers in one insufferable person.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:22:26 AM No.716293613
>>716293154
Heh
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:23:03 AM No.716293653
Cyberpunk.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:23:03 AM No.716293654
>>716293320
every work simulator
>>716293528
a hardworking man never hurt me. sucks to be you
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:24:41 AM No.716293739
>>716293403
The book Crazy Like Us: The Globalization of the American Psyche by Ethan Watters has an interesting chapter about how they sold the concept of clinical depression and anti-depressants to the Japanese, as well as about how the drug companies lied about the effectiveness of anti-depressants to the FDA. Spoiler: anti-depressants make children and teenagers more likely to kill themselves.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:25:11 AM No.716293770
>>716290956 (OP)
The best thing about a negroni is ordering it. It's a fun word to say its too bad the drink tastes like shit.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:25:47 AM No.716293809
45757
45757
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>>716293154
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:26:00 AM No.716293815
>>716293528
Your hatred is justified. He himself is in no way blue collar, he just larps as one and fools people with bootstraps nonsense.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:26:08 AM No.716293827
>>716292003
If your normal fare is taco bell or you're a poorfag, absolutely.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:26:44 AM No.716293876
>>716293154
based
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:28:07 AM No.716293952
>>716292719
I'm feeling lucky. I'm going to order WHATEVER you tell me to, or the next closest thing, locating it by typing it into yelp. I'm in a busy urban area, so I will have a very, very wide variety of possibilities. I have idort money..
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:28:31 AM No.716293973
hq720
hq720
md5: 138320a7eb30f4d39fb3dfa7b798d8db๐Ÿ”
>>716293320
>seems sad despite not getting stds after making less than minimum wage
That's not the bottom. Nowhere near.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:28:54 AM No.716293994
>>716293739
I got put on anti-depressants as a teenager for clinical depression, they just made everything hollow and gave me rollercoaster mood swings, within 6 months I tried to kill myself, after that I decided to never take anything like that again and I became a lot more stable especially once I got through puberty. It really is insane to put kids on them when they're already going through so many hormonal changes.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:30:25 AM No.716294067
>get the cream sauce

What?

>tip your server
Ah ok, murrikans lmao
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:30:33 AM No.716294073
>>716293320
>Work for free tonight
>Tip your supervisor

Kek, I could believe he has said these things
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:30:55 AM No.716294095
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1740956798521378
md5: 8c92df623ec95d8cc715aae3a19f2dd6๐Ÿ”
I really like cases where people espouse a specific philosophy and then actively disprove it with their own life. You learn so much more reading about the people behind these shitty live laugh love quotes and how fucking awful and miserable they are.

Did you know the guy who popularized jogging as a health activity in america was addicted to jogging and while he was still quite young he died of a heart attack while jogging too much?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:32:08 AM No.716294161
>>716293403
You are assuming a couple major things here. That all depression is circumstantial and never the result of pre-existing brain chemistry, and that taking drugs is all that they are doing to resolve it. Some people have predisposition to depression. But even if they don't, depression is a downward spiral, so providing some relief so they might be able to deal with their circumstances instead of giving up is not a bad idea. You're leaning on an overly simplistic view, like a boomer saying "YOU'RE DEPRESSED? WELL KNOCK IT OFF!"
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:33:21 AM No.716294212
>>716294095
>jogging has been proven as a good cardio exercise countless times by research, but look, this guy was addicted and died so you shouldn't do it

Awful example
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:34:06 AM No.716294240
>>716293739
The FDA is in charge of verifying claims. You don't just TELL the FDA something and they believe it.
Anyways, messing with brain chemicals is a balancing act. There's always the risk of a drug pushing someone in the wrong direction too far.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:34:33 AM No.716294265
>>716290956 (OP)
>eat at a restaurant

enjoy your cum and spit
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:34:36 AM No.716294271
>>716294212
Jogging is just a gay version of swimming or bike riding.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:35:35 AM No.716294307
>>716293827
Nice, I double-qualify!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:35:42 AM No.716294315
>>716294271
Why are you this retarded?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:35:45 AM No.716294319
'murica tipping
'murica tipping
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>>716290956 (OP)
>tip your server
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:35:47 AM No.716294320
>>716294271
Swimming is based, but bike riding just gets your legs big while you're dressed like a gay alien
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:37:31 AM No.716294408
>>716294315
I jogged once and my bleeding nipples gave me ataxia.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:38:18 AM No.716294441
>>716294319
If I went to the usa, I'd just calculate all prices based on a fixed rate of tipping, regardless of the server and assume that is the real price. The chance of going to that shithole is minimal, though
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:38:35 AM No.716294452
lancecam
lancecam
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>>716293154
cheeky fuck
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:39:07 AM No.716294478
>>716293994
Iโ€™m sorry you had to go through that, and Iโ€™m glad you never took that stuff again.
My mom found a psychiatrist who would prescribe anti-depressants to kids (before the black box warning that it makes them suicidal was adopted) and I got put on Zoloft before I went through puberty. Later, they switched me to Effexor because they thought it was somehow better. I ended up taking it until I got out of high school and thought โ€œI donโ€™t want thisโ€. I never really thought I needed it because the only reason I was โ€œdepressedโ€ was being slightly overweight and minor bullying. Anyway, Iโ€™m lucky my dick works, because some people become impotent after taking anti-depressants. My mom got me on them because she was on them. Sheโ€™s nearly 70 and still on them. I feel great now, because I made some lifestyle changes and worked through my problems by talking and thinking about them.
It should be prohibited to give children medication that affects their brain chemistry.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:40:44 AM No.716294559
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>>716294095
"Clean your room"
The guy telling you to clean your room:
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:40:49 AM No.716294562
1528493465228
1528493465228
md5: d9a14e1d0ee2cd5bf52f1806d5e23559๐Ÿ”
>>716291021
>Get Jiro
It's actually pretty good, even if it deep down is just a Seven Samurais knockoff. Shame /v/ is too uncultured to have actually read it.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:41:20 AM No.716294601
Stop mocking him. He's still your brother spiritually. He's still a human being. But that doesn't mean we should emulate how he lived or entertain any of the things he said. The only man who we should be following is the only one who pleased God completely: Our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Only lesson it feels like we should take from Bourdain is to not follow his path or entertain virtually anything he has to say. We saw the fruit that his words and actions produced. It brought a man a suicide, sadly. And we all know what happens to people who commit suicide. Which is why you really shouldn't be entertaining even talking about the subject.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:41:22 AM No.716294604
>>716294319
>if you canโ€™t afford to tip, you canโ€™t afford to go out to eat
Racist.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:43:55 AM No.716294720
>>716294562
Why did they maked Jiro a nigger?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:43:57 AM No.716294726
>>716294319
>bypass federal minimum wage requirements
Disingenuous as fuck. Look at the state minimum wage requirements and youโ€™ll see that they make more. In fact, in most places, if they make less than the state minimum wage after tips, the employer has to pay the difference.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:45:40 AM No.716294818
>>716290956 (OP)
>all things you need money to do and interact with people
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:46:00 AM No.716294839
>>716294319
Funny how the fineprint whines about employers being allowed to pay below minimum wage, but omits that employers are required to make up the difference if there's not enough tips to meet the equivalent of said minimum wage.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:46:12 AM No.716294851
>>716294720
Heโ€™s a Chigro, a Chinese/African hybrid that serves Dr. No.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:47:18 AM No.716294917
>>716290956 (OP)
>bomb a palestinian orphanage
>bomb two
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:47:56 AM No.716294948
>>716290956 (OP)
>rich celebrity telling others to enjoy life
>faggot ended up 41%'d
kek, bitch.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:48:14 AM No.716294964
1701857458249471
1701857458249471
md5: 1a28db4a1863b7676e4660f19d8b5506๐Ÿ”
>>716290956 (OP)
Book a trip to Thailand. Eat boiled chicken feet from a wok that hasn't been washed since the Reagan administration. Get mugged on your way to the hotel and shit your guts out. Hit the streets and fuck an aids ridden ladyboy in your shit encrusted undies. Live (die).
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:48:42 AM No.716294989
>>716293739
>Spoiler: anti-depressants make children and teenagers more likely to kill themselves
You can't even elaborate on that claim
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:50:31 AM No.716295080
>>716292613
No, those are chairs.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:51:28 AM No.716295123
>>716290956 (OP)
>>716291021
He comes across as a pretentious shithead who thinks he's smarter and more profound than he is. No doubt some British broadsheet has posted opinion pieces fellating him.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:52:14 AM No.716295156
>>716294917
>go the island
>grab a kid
>break some international laws