We need more games set in Australia

ywn wake up next to your kangaroo wife
she will never give you a kiss and say "mornin' cunt"

>>716293982 (OP)
Yeah that's just what /v/ needs six months of dudes posting about how they want to have sex with bluey's dad.

>>716294079
You mean Bluey

>>716293982 (OP)
I will send my condolences to your kangoroo wife

>You'll never have a fit tomboy aussie Kangaroo gf who will squash you into mush between her thick powerful thighs
Why live

>>716293982 (OP)
I can only think of Ty, so you're probably right.

>>716293982 (OP)
this isnt the buh dog

>>716294219
No I've seen what you fags post.

>>716293982 (OP)
I always give my bearded dragon an Australian accent when I think of her speaking, and her calling me a cunt.

I fucking hate kangaroos so much. When I was a kid we'd stay at my uncle's farm during the school holidays and my uncle was an absolute retard who tried breeding kangaroos and bought a female one and kept it in this donga for a couple of weeks before he was found out, fined and had to get rid of her. Problem was he never managed to get the smell out because this mean, grey kangaroo he named Rufus would always be coming around trying to get in and it was an old beat up piece of shit shack. So I had to spend 2 weeks every year for about 6 years sleeping inside this dilapidated piece of shit room listening to Rufus every second or third night trying to kick the door down. I'd literally cry to my parents about it but they thought I was exaggerating and my uncle would just laugh and say "Rufus misses you" whenever I'd see him at family gatherings.

>>716293982 (OP)
kangas didn't evolve sphincters so they just freely shit whenever

>>716299998
>"Rufus misses you"
lmao this is gold

Is there ANY cute dingos in vidya?

>>716299440
>Y'alright, orb cunt?

>>716293982 (OP)
I know what you are

>>716300450
There was Dash

Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin', everybody's in the play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day? Hey
Runnin' down the avenue
See how the sun shines brightly in the city
On the streets where once was pity
Mr. Blue Sky is living here today, hey
Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Hey you with the pretty face
Welcome to the human race
A celebration, Mr. Blue Sky's up there waitin'
And today is the day we've waited for
Oh, Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Hey there, Mr. Blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around, see what you do
Everybody smiles at you
Hey there, Mr. Blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around, see what you do
Everybody smiles at you
Mr. Blue, you did it right
But soon comes Mr. Night creepin' over
Now his hand is on your shoulder
Never mind, I'll remember you this
I'll remember you this way
Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Hey there Mr. Blue (sky)
We're so pleased to be with you (sky)
Look around see what you do (blue)
Everybody smiles at you

>>716300450
Shazza from Ty the Tasmanian tiger.

posting in a legendbuhry thread

>>716299440
God that thing looks retarded.
Why are kangaroos so funny looking bros

>>716300986
Wtf are Thyracines?

>>716301108
There's also a sub species of kangaroo naitive to kangaroo island
They look cuddly

>>716300450
Yes but her game was cancelled.

>>716301245
Tasmanian Tiger
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thylacine

>>716294401
Was that ever a kangaroo? The tail seems too bushy.

>>716301445
Yes, I figured after a bit of googling, but that's clearly an "r" on her sign. Who the FUCK writes a lowercase "l" this short?
Are dingos illiterate?

>>716301245
Extinct animals from Australia and Tasmania.

>>716301528
Leave dumb dingo girls alone!

>>716293982 (OP)
Ruby? On MY /v/?