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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:23:07 PM No.716305538
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Do critics hate Donkey kong? This seems like a low score considering the game seems more beloved than Mario Odyssey ever was
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:24:56 PM No.716305630
>>716305538 (OP)
lol itโ€™s definitely not a 9/10. Itโ€™s a solid 7
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:25:24 PM No.716305652
Many critics belong to the Mario cult and can't stand competition. They believe the mario team wasted time in a DK game instead of making a mario game
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:26:27 PM No.716305710
>>716305630
odyssey is a 6/10 (no masterpiece) and got a 97
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:28:51 PM No.716305850
>>716305538 (OP)
Someone post the chart
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:29:08 PM No.716305869
>>716305710
Yeah itโ€™s very stupid to give these sites any attention let alone credence.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:31:06 PM No.716306008
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>>716305538 (OP)
>Do critics hate Donkey kong?
What do you think?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:32:36 PM No.716306086
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>>716305538 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:32:40 PM No.716306091
>>716306008
KEK
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:36:54 PM No.716306339
>>716305710
Odyssey is a 9.8
Kong is definitely a 9

You guys just don't like fun responsive games. I'm serious.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:37:08 PM No.716306351
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Even critics and media repeated all the sony pony shit like "uuuh my non-existing friends aren't talking about this :)" it was fucking bizarre.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:37:46 PM No.716306383
>>716305538 (OP)
The nintendo bonus is real
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:42:36 PM No.716306669
>>716306339
lol no. Joseph Anderson exposed Odyssey for what it was. it's a 6/10 at best
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:43:32 PM No.716306712
>>716306339
Uhhh Iโ€™d say odyssey is more of an 8.76689943 and 3/4ths out of ten myself
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:46:24 PM No.716306857
>>716306086
Even the Nintendo Hate club calls it a 10/10.

It's over.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:47:08 PM No.716306908
>>716306669
>eceleb
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:48:43 PM No.716307020
>>716306669
>Joseph Anderson

He gets his opinions from 20 year old youtubers. LMFAOO
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:48:59 PM No.716307036
>>716305538 (OP)
It's a more polarizing game than Odyssey so I can see why some people don't like it that much. I think it deserves more, but the fact it has not a single mixed review is already impressive.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:50:57 PM No.716307150
>>716305538 (OP)
Odyssey is a mediocre Mario game and is the most overrated Nintendo game on Metacritic.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:51:49 PM No.716307196
>>716305538 (OP)
why are manchildren obsessed with numbers associated with their slop? it's always a sales jackoff or a score jackoff
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:52:07 PM No.716307214
>>716307036
>deserves more than a 9/10
So itโ€™s a perfect 10? You stupid fuck.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:53:01 PM No.716307272
>>716306339
The whole point of this board now is to say good games are bad. It's not a place people come to to talk about games they like. They come here to complain about games they don't like or just post retarded opinions in the hopes of getting (you)s
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:54:25 PM No.716307365
>>716307196
it's just appeal to authority
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:01:18 PM No.716307784
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>>716307214
there's a 1 after the 9 in the op image, that actually means that the complete figure denotes 91 out of 100 (ninety one out of one hundred).
that means there's 92 through 99 available above it without getting the maximum possible score
OnlyDoesEverything !!16zEpjv6S2A
7/24/2025, 2:05:18 PM No.716308059
>>716305538 (OP)
It's a 3/10 without the nintendo bonus
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:09:00 PM No.716308317
>>716308059
don't forget the anti donkey kong tax. it's a 10/10 then
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:11:11 PM No.716308465
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>>716308059
OnlyDoesEverything !!16zEpjv6S2A
7/24/2025, 2:13:20 PM No.716308624
>>716308317
Go fuck yourself, darren dragonirian
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:13:37 PM No.716308645
>>716306339
This. They're both very good games, but Odyssey is superior.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:15:54 PM No.716308791
>>716305538 (OP)
Itโ€™s rated higher than it should be
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OnlyDoesEverything !!16zEpjv6S2A
7/24/2025, 2:16:28 PM No.716308831
>>716308645
They're both garbage for pedophiles.thanks for admitting you're a pedophile.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:19:46 PM No.716309067
>>716305538 (OP)
I just finished the game so I went looking through the reviews and a frankly insane comment I read is that it wasn't as impressive as Mario Odyssey. Exactly what about Mario Odyssey was more impressive than this?

Another review complained about the bosses being much easier than the bosses in Mario which, again, is frankly insane. That reviewer obviously didn't finish the game, but even then does he just not remember what Mario bosses are like?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:20:22 PM No.716309107
>>716306339
>game requires an absolute minimum of possible creativity a toddler should be able to muster up
>nuneo/v/ hates it
Has been going on for the past decade.
OnlyDoesEverything !!16zEpjv6S2A
7/24/2025, 2:22:43 PM No.716309238
>>716308791
I'm glad it flopped and people aren't falling for shitendo's bullshit anymore. Estimated to have only sold 100k globally.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:24:08 PM No.716309349
>>716308624
Who? kill yourself retarded schizo
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:24:21 PM No.716309364
>>716309067
>Exactly what about Mario Odyssey was more impressive than this?
Maybe the variety of movesets given by the captures. But I think DK is more impressive in other areas such as the terrain destruction obviously and how exploration feels even more free-flow than Odyssey's because of that.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:25:15 PM No.716309421
>91
>man people must HATE this game
What mentality is this?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:25:51 PM No.716309457
>>716308831
>tripfag
You're a nigger with a tiny dick
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:26:52 PM No.716309516
>>716309421
Winner mentality
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:28:11 PM No.716309604
>>716307150
Lol no. That's BotW. Odyssey is the best game Nintendo has released in the last ~30 years, certainly better than U R MR GAY or NSMB 3D World, you dumb Wii zoomer. Meanwhile BotW is a decent game but once you do a couple divine beasts you realize it's a borderline tech demo for an open world Zelda concept rather than an actual Zelda game.
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OnlyDoesEverything !!16zEpjv6S2A
7/24/2025, 2:29:27 PM No.716309683
Shitendo will die
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:31:26 PM No.716309821
>>716309067
More like what about Dong Banana is impressive at all. Worse textures, performance, and much easier. Way less variety of shit to do in terms of subareas and challenges. Way shorter postgame.
>bosses being much easier than the bosses in Mario which, again, is frankly insane
K Rool is really cool in terms of presentation, but the actual boss fight is easier than Bowser. All you do is move slightly to the left or right.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:32:45 PM No.716309910
>>716305538 (OP)
critics just use reviews to punish companies for personal reasons
reviews stopped being relevant in 2005
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:33:24 PM No.716309962
>>716309364
The captures had really underwhelming movesets, they all die like one thing most of the time.

>>716309821
What? That's not what you do in the K. Rool boss?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:36:57 PM No.716310216
>>716309962
Moving slightly left to right is the fasteat way to kill yourself on the banandium mush.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:42:17 PM No.716310536
>>716305538 (OP)
>8 points off a perfect
>low score
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:42:30 PM No.716310549
>>716305538 (OP)
It has 22 more reviews than E33 and has maintained a 91.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:45:04 PM No.716310723
>>716309604
lmao no. BOTW mogs odyssey. odyssey is fucking dogshit and the most overrated nintendo game on metacritic
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:47:30 PM No.716310868
>>716310216
He appears to be referring to the part between the two K. Rool fights where he's using the copter backpack. That one could be fought by just moving left or right, I don't think you actually need to attack him until the end, or possibly not at all. Either way that is not either of the two actual K. Rool boss fights.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:48:51 PM No.716310953
>>716310536
anon... its 9 points
OnlyDoesEverything !!16zEpjv6S2A
7/24/2025, 3:02:16 PM No.716311848
>>716305538 (OP)
FLOP
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:45:42 PM No.716314896
>>716305538 (OP)
I don't think Odyssey is that good, but at least it felt like a new experience. Bananza just feels like Breath of the Wild and Odyssey... again. It's like sure, you can destroy everything. But there's no depth to it as a game mechanic. All perfectly passable games, but completely unexceptional by going Jack of All Trades