This is your professor for today

She would be better if she had pale skin and freckles. Red hair + freckles + pale skin + big tits is perfection.

>>716306030 (OP)
I could eat that Garlick all day

World would be better off with more gingers... gingers.... hrmmmmmmmm ginger minge huhuheheheh

>>716306030 (OP)
man I wish I could drink Garlic's pee if even just a little taste

>>716306030 (OP)
she reminds me of a cougar that preyed on me when I was at school so I instantly loved her.
Also, she is a good teacher. https://files.catbox.moe/n8fgud.mp4
>>716307717
based but shes old so it would have changed from sweet and pear-like to the usual salty and bitter. Can confirm.

>>716307769
>but shes old
hadn't she recently graduated from hogswarts or something? she's like early to mid 20's max.
Either way, I'd drink as much as she could produce with a smile on my face

>>716307769
>shes old
Didn't she get a teaching position as soon as she graduated? Chances are she's 19

>>716306030 (OP)
Perhaps she can teach me how to avoid falling asleep when subjected to the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>716308241
>>716308302
thats old on my scale

anyway who cares what the number age is, LOOK at her, shes designed to look like a early to mid 30s woman, and thats okay, but shes not a teenager lah mao

>>716308363
I love this copypasta because it puts the great gatsby in god tier
the fucking GALL of imparting any literary criticism of any kind whilst praising that worthless boring book is hilarious to me

>>716307671
If redhead genes are so strong, how do we not have redheaded Asian women yet?

>>716308471
>shes designed to look like a early to mid 30s woman
she's designed to look like 20

>>716308520
Asian gene folded over a million times. Strongest of all. Overrides all.

>>716308567
by WHOSE standard is that woman 20, anon?
Shes clearly a mid 30s wom-
oh, your american, arent you?

Yeah here our 20 year olds probably look 13 to you.

>>716306030 (OP)
I'd ask when we all started pretending that HP is good but I already know that it happened as soon as JK Rowling started lashing out at trannies.

>>716308520
Where are the black redheads?

>>716308567
my wife is 33 and looks about as old as garlick here.
I guess by amerimutt standards we are beautiful and young kek

>>716308520
Raven hair even stronker despite their best efforts

>>716307671
Why does Hollywood hate redheads so much?

>>716309373
the kike's fear the red head. I just wonder why...

>>716309143
Gee, Ron. How come you get to have Hermione AND Cho Chang?

>>716309373
Because they don't have souls

>>716309612
that's a meme Hollywood started, dumbass. same as the dumb blonde jokes. I'm not even joking with you

>>716306030 (OP)
she looks crust like my sister

>>716309671
I like to think the dumb blonde thing only applies to the type of women vain enough to dye their hair that colour out of envy.

>>716308484
Why wouldn't Gatsby be at least high tier?
The real offense is Catch-22 being so low.
Of course disregarding obvious meme placements like the Art Of The Dead and Reading Film.

>>716309373
It's one of a few hair colors that is naturally impossible for nonwhites to have. Not to mention that it's much rarer than the other hair colors.
I think there's some self hatred there too, since ashkenazis are one of the ethnic groups that most often has red hair.

>>716306123
This and green eyes.

>>716307671
No.

When any woman is hot, shes not regardless of her race.

Gingers are by and large ugly as fuck most of the time. We dont need more.

>>716309947
>The real offense is Catch-22 being so low.
It's actually Atlus Shrugged being in God-Tier.

I sometimes wonder how much rape and sexual warfare due to inter house conflict goes on at Hogwarts.
Do you think JK Rowling has an universe of lore set up regarding the Hogwarts rape wars? The 2009 Slitheryn Shota Incursions against the Gryffindor sixth grade girls dorm and the subsequent mass rapes?

God the more you think about it, the more awful it gets...

>>716306030 (OP)
GoodnightMoonASMR?

>>716312383
Yeah, I think I can fa- fall asleep to this

So is this game actually any good?

>>716309908
>after hitting the pipe
>before hitting the pipe

>>716307671
that's a happy man right there

>>716313309
it's nice if you're a harry potter fan but there's a lot of waste