Reminder Nintendo isn't better than the other companies, the same propaganda and censorship in all their games today. You can't even boot your Switch 2 without diverse Algeria-style characters

nintendo kowtows to hollywood today, hollywood can fix it if they ship mario and peach in the next movie

>Mario and Peach help each other out whenever they can
>Hey Mario, I need some help getting my pussy all wet in Wet-Dry World....
>Lets'a'go!
>Hey Peach, my pipes could use a good, deep cleaning....
>I can't wait!

>>716314890
KEK

>>716314589
>nintendo kowtows to hollywood today
We've never witnessed a greater fall from grace.

>>716314513
Both Zelda remasters are low effort trash and people beg for them instead of just emulating the originals

>>716315505
such is the case with 99.99% of "remasters".

this is why we will never get a proper banjo kazooie remake

>>716316460
Does she really say this?

>>716314491 (OP)
tendie will convert to leftism now

>>716314491 (OP)
I hated this ending, there is literally a cringy pop punk girlboss song too.

>>716317958
Mario is a girl?

>>716318135
Did I say that?

>>716318135
Nintendo is more and more for women

>>716318280
things being made for everyone is the biggest cancer of entertainment media. when something is for everyone, it's for no one

Bowser Jr. exists, so there is definitive proof that Bowser has had sex before
Can we say the same about Mario?

women entering the fandom is the death of any property

>I'm the captain now

>>716314513
Wow I remember specifically thinking that line was super cute. What trash

>>716314491 (OP)
HUHUHUH MOMMY CAN I PWAY

>>716318280
shocked at that resident evil split, I thought whores loved horror and couldn't get enough of Leon

>>716319347
So if Epona was a stallion (let's call him Eponas), she'd tell Link to treat him like shit?

>>716319330
my gf loves 4 but i can't for the life of mine get her to play the older games. maybe they put some weird mk ultra in new games to make women like them

>>716319554
They just watch YouTube playthroughs and cosplay. I'm not one to judge. I call myself a Silent Hill fan and I've never played a single one of them

>>716319749
Male horses are not fit for service, but in this pretend world let’s say that she would have mentioned how she loved his strength

>>716319554
Western whores yes, that survey is from Japan

Would be funny if Bowser got seduced by a painfully obvious evil woman and Peach demanded Mario to rescue him only because she hates Bowser no longer paying attention to her.

>>716314491 (OP)
peach is for prince florian (human form)

>>716318280
something tells me that zelda split would have looked a lot different before botw

>>716314491 (OP)
Reminder that this shit inspired the Bowsette meme

>>716320008
>Male horses are not fit for service
Why the fr*ck not?

>>716319872
its the dog stupid

>>716317958
fuck you that song was a banger

>>716319872
A 2 year old can play 4 without any problems, the older ones actually require you to understand the mechanics

>>716314491 (OP)
Wtf he is like me

>>716319330
I love her. She's a bit of ditz with a good heart rather than an annoying girlboss.

OK but why would he want Peach?

>>716319330

>>716314491 (OP)
>Reminder Nintendo isn't better than the other companies
There really is no cope for this, they literally made Vivian officially a tranny in Paper Mario and coincidentally this is a skin in Bananza and every news site used it as promo

>>716322620
And I remember us thinking this is a harmless joke but then it snowballed into mandatory crossdressing in BotW which snowballed into the deranged Hunter Schafer shit which will snowball into something else

>>716316460
Banjo is still the GOAT collectathon, Bananza's world is soulless af

>>716322098
not having left as a costume in world is criminal

>>716319330
Shepherd is portrayed as a bit of an idiot who isn't cut out for her captain role

>>716314491 (OP)
>those oshi marks
shondocuck spotted

>>716322620
I'm so glad I associate this color scheme with cotton candy flavored shit and not trannies.

>>716314491 (OP)
Utter woke nonsense.

>>716322832
it's funny no one wonders why they turned gerudos into giant muscle monsters. this is reason enough for me not to want an ocarina of time remake

>>716324001
Does this make the original TTYD transphobic? Based

>>716318280
>based on magazine survey information we discovered 100% of fans read magazines regularly and respond to surveys
talk about worthless data

>>716314491 (OP)
Mario was always a tryhard simp

The fact that she so frequently and conveniently elopes with Bowser (the marioworld equivalent of a black man) should clue you in

>>716314491 (OP)
As a kid, my brother and I had a race game called Dashin Desperados where two former friends were in competition to woo a woman. At the end of the multi-player campaign, whoever wins decides to spurn the woman to patch things up with his dejected friend, instead.

Look it's Peach doing anything a man can do, coincidentally right after the movie in which she also did anything a man can do!

>>716327452
weird nintendo is pushing femnism, they are kinda the face of japan among few other players and low birthrates is completely wrecking them

>>716327452
This game was such a waste of Good-Feel's talent. I hope they do more third-party stuff.

>>716314491 (OP)
I literally have been saying since the end of Odyssey that it was the final nail in the coffin for Mario and Peach being a thing. The older games ended with Peach kissing Mario. Now the games end with Peach telling him to fuck off and going off on an adventure on her own and then just being playable in every game after.

>>716327578
>completely wrecking them
Not the billionaires

if you want girls to buy your shitty games for peach you can't have her date an italian manlet, no girl wants that

>>716327735
>Good-Feel's talent
>the same Good-Feel that has been incapable of making a halfway decent yoshi game and killed wario land
>talent

>>716314491 (OP)
Pauline still loves Mario.

>>716314491 (OP)
You don't own the rights to these copyrighted characters. Nintendo can do with them as they wish. Deal with it, die mad and salty about your childhood toys being different than they used to be and stroke out.

>>716327452
This is Sony level pozzedness.

>>716315505
nintards think emulating ninslop is the greatest sin one can commit

>>716318280
it's actually over for animal crossing
at least kirby will keep getting games that are fun platformers, but don't expect decent life-sim in ac games ever again

Mario lays the pipe in Pauline. He keeps Peach around because the gig pays.

Listen, the games have been telling us for awhile Mario has better options.

>>716314491 (OP)
My nigga mario saved this bitch a hundred times and still no pussy what a piece of shit

>>716317870
It always has. Look at the typical fans.

>>716323792
sex with buliara...

>>716330083
>Expecting sex because the person you helped was a female.
And you wonder why people don't like you.

>>716314491 (OP)
Peach is for Bowser.

Mario is... probably for all of his RPG sidekick girls.

>>716329583
>at least kirby will keep getting games that are fun platformers
Kirby is unironically a baby series, women can have it. It was never fun unless you are a toddler. It almost feels like an anti-game. 2D Mario and Donkey Kong are Dante Must Die in comparison.

>>716330334
post tits

>>716331060
No you perv. They are kinda small anyway.

>>716314491 (OP)
Nintendo has leaned into woke in the last 8 years. I think it's partly because their American audience are all redditors and they know it.

>>716327452
>Princess peach has 2 games
>One game is all about emotions
>One game is about playing dress up

Based Nintendo sticking to traditional gender roles

>>716331345
damn you

>>716322620
Dumb girl needs to wear shoes.

>>716314491 (OP)
>normalfags when a man and a woman aren't fuckmates

>>716314491 (OP)
localization slop

>>716318280
>Like a dragon 60:40 (age: 38)
That's a lot of yume and fujo milves

>>716331345
But that's the best kind. Fuck!

>>716323684
this im tired of trannies trying to claim everything

>>716314491 (OP)
Its a kid game. You are the one with perverted thoughts and fantasies.

>>716314513
Imagine thinking that girls don't want to be treated nicely by boys, especially boys they like, especially if these girls are teens. Imagine thinking that adding a line like this is sexist, because it implies that boys should treat girls like girls and not like boys. It's actually insane.

>>716314890
wait a minute... if Mario is a plumber... it means that Mario was intended to NTR Peach's husband? That mushroom kingdom prince everyone posts around here.

>>716314491 (OP)
YABBA DABBA BING BING YAHOOOO

>>716314491 (OP)
mario aping sonic relationships was not on my bingo card

>>716322620
>classic cotton candy color
>labelled as "candy gradient fur" in-game
>still make it about trannies
Trannies MINDRAPED you

>>716334995
trannies make it about trannies. if nintendo doesn't live in a cave they would know (they know)

>playing games for toddlers
>playing games for toddlers with girl boss propaganda