> Two main quests about LITERALLY delivering pizzas "on time"

Holy shit this game is not only ugly as fuck but boring and a fucking joke.
How do people take any of this serious?
> PEOPLE ARE DYING THERE ARE TERRORISTS YOU NEED TO CONNECT US ALL, YOU'RE THE FUTURE OF AMERICA AND THE SON OF THE PRESIDENT
>> Wake up Sam time for pizza delivery under 30 minutes on foot!!!

cringe

I saw some documentary on youtube about niggers on africa wanting white people to dig wells for them and some of the villages didn't had roads so the vehicles and machine needed to dig couldn't get there so they all niggers got together and build a road by cutting the vegetation and digging.
why can't you just do this in this game, why waste that much time delivering shit when you could just build roads.
like you don't even need to lay down some asphalt just dig around and clear the land.
are you like the only uber jeet in this game or what.

You've been playing and posting about this game constantly for the past few days OP. You can't convince me you actually hate it at this point.

>>716344262 (OP)

>>716344813
> You didn't play the game? your opinion doesn't count
> You didn't finish the game? your opinion doesn't count?
> HA! You're finishing the game? YOUR OPINION DOESN'T COUNT EITHER

yawn

>>716344262 (OP)
>character name: skip dishman
>uses his BRIDGES standard issue Hyundai Elantra to deliver me tendies during timefall
>sentient krishnu statue on dashboard that has the soul of his dead cousin / wife
>gets $5/hr
thankyou Hideo Kojima

>>716344262 (OP)
Yeah its overrated, all Kojima games are actually very overrated including Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Kojima has weird fans who love to suck his dick for some weird reason, Death Stranding in particular is a snoozefest. All you do in that game is watching cutscenes, listening to music while walking doing fetch side quests for hours.

>>716344632
the problem with african niggers needing roads is if a foreign company comes in and builds one for them, it will quickly degrade and the niggers will go back to not having roads. you have to get them interested in building one and use primitive construction methods so they see the roads as "theirs" and actually take care of it.

>>716345259
I didn't say any of that.

>>716345498
that's what they did.

>>716344262 (OP)
>How do people take any of this serious?

the kojimadrone cycle is pretending it's not supposed to be taken seriously, and then saying it is supposed to be taken seriously when people call it a joke

>>716345498
Same with wells, they don't maintain shit

>>716345498
>kojima needs to create a character that is a nigger
>hmm what should I call him
>thought hardman

>>716344632
Hol up are we talking about That documentary ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>716344632
>like you don't even need to lay down some asphalt just dig around and clear the land.
I'm not sure if you are taking a piss, but the game quite literally clears the paths you take of most small obstacles, and the paths widen the more you walk it.

>>716345842
so you just fucking walk? that's it?

Doesn’t the game take place in Australia now? Several pizzas are easily more important than Australia.

>>716345842
>>716345934
You can build roads and drive a motorcycle and a truck

Aren't there 5 big Pizza Delivery requests that get progressively longer and more tedious, but eventually net you the highest tier guns in the game?

>>716345842
He's talking about real life. You just need to clear out a path to make a dirt road and, as long as it doesn't rain heavily, just using it will keep it fairly clear as traffic to compact the dirt and retard any vegetation from creepy back in. Only maintenance would just be shoveling in dirt to fill in the tire ruts that may develop.

But yeah, in Death Stranger you "just walk" like literally every other game where you just walk

>>716346098
>You can build roads

Dishonest considering they are an online feature and each one takes 999999k materials that take an hour to take to the road place to begin with and it's a super tiny road anyway

What the hell do you actually do in this game? Everyday there is a thread and in all the screenshots the dude is just hauling big ass boxes over hills and mountains

>>716344262 (OP)
Pizza IS civilization you fucking pisswheel

>>716346429
>Nigger thinks you can just build roads instantly

For context
>pirated the game so he can't play online
>used up all his bandwidth so he can't dl another game
>playing on a decade old toaster with a 1060
>Doesn't know what FSR is and other PC basics
>Was playing the game without AA without realizing it
>moans and pisses about the game for 3 threads
>today he shifts towards spamming threads instead
Kojima really did a number onà you saar

>>716344262 (OP)
do you think they didn't realize pizza delivery is an abrupt tonal shift? or perhaps was it intentional and a self aware acknowledgment that timed missions are a bit arcadey and silly but are also fun and provide a change of pace?
you should watch some live action japanese film sometime.....there's often all kinds of tonal juxtaposition, because it's interesting and often emotionally effective

the pizza quest is literally a joke quest

So the (((sequel))) is basically just a glorified engine update with more insufferable cutscenes... That'll be 80 bucks + tip