@Nintendo
@FBI
@FTC
@CIA
That emulator will not make it to September.

>>716349027 (OP)
This emulator won't go further, except if they have brazilians to help them.

The stupidest brownoids on this board actually thinks this is real

>>716349027 (OP)
how though?
don't they still have to figure out a way to dump games (which they still haven't btw)

>>716349027 (OP)
it's totally real guys. just download the .exe and disable your antivirus, it's a false positive.

>>716349027 (OP)
Don't care about konkey donk but just make it work by the time Duskbloods comes out and we'll be all good.

they figured out an exploit in the cdn that lets them download eshop games

>title bar includes TM symbol for some reason

>>716350681
lol, lmao
people will actually fall for this and get scammed again.

>>716349027 (OP)
IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE SHUT UP IT'S NOT HAPPENING IT'S NOT POSSIBLE NINTENDO SAVE ME

>>716349345
Little rat loves to get fucked.

>>716350825
got any proof?

>>716350701
its the name taken from the rom file retard

>>716350986
my dad works in the FBI, they're taking action right now

>>716349027 (OP)
its such a dog shit game its not even worth it
similar to pokemon sv
they would have to pay me to play that slop

>>716349027 (OP)
Looks fake.

>>716349027 (OP)
That’s definitely real, just like Axiom was

>>716350986
Yeah just join my patreon

>>716350825
There's a few things that need to happen before emulation can be possible, starting from the ability to dump games.
>inbf muh cdn bug
The files you download from the CDN still need to be decrypted by the console.

>>716351608
sure, got a link?

>>716350681
that's now how it works.

>>716351790
no sir trust me it works this way and takes lot’s of work

here's your emulator, bros.

>>716352084
What if these are the same people who made the “axiom” scam

>>716352226
there's a possibility.

>>716352450
axiom account literally still exists https://x.com/AxiomEmu

>>716351608
still waiting on that patreon link, anon

>>716352680
if you look closely, anon, you will see that it is a different account.

>>716352450
why do you lie, anon? >>716352680

THIS IS AN INDIAN SCAM

>>716352790
if you would look closely anon, you would see thats the original account and the other one realized making a scam of another scam wouldnt give them money

>tendies already freaking out
lmao
Pay up for my vidya again you retards

>>716352932
notice how they haven't posted a thing since their scam fell apart?

>>716350478
>download the .exe

>be me
>18, finished college.
>be poor and have 0 money.
>pirates and hacks nintendo hq to get a free copy of Donkey Kong Bananza.
>"THIS FILE LOOKS SUPER SUSPICIOUS"
>turns of antivirus
>plays it but however something is off.
>the screen was like the SMB2 Screen
>Plays as Pauline, she later gets killed so much i cant look away.
>DK had black eyes... red pupils... he cries bllod and it's hyperrealistic, so relaitic, it was way realisticer than reality
>PLays as Poppy kong and dies. he did that Kefka laugh
>kING k. Rool and when he died... DK's face appeared on screen, his face was ultra-hyperealistic that i got a seizure and died. i spazzed out
>Im now a ghost, it's too late for me. if you see a free version of DK bananza.. dont open until your time... is up

>>716353113
yeah not saying both of the axioms arent a scam, they are, but thats clearly a different account and i doubt they would try to do scam again when its only been like... 20 days since they did it.

also wouldnt be surprised if the fake fake axiom account rebranded to hassaku to try and scam people since scamming as a scam and thats why they deleted their account

>>716353258
wrong image sorry

>>716349027 (OP)
>play through the entire game on my comfy switch 2
>pc bros barely manage to render the outline of a banana

>>716349027 (OP)
So another 10 years of Steamies pretending to like Nintendo games because they don't have to pay for them.

>>716353575
>grown adult male
>bought a Switch 2
Way too funny.

>emulator: exists
>fans: seethe
good goylems, imagine being able to play more games, couldn't be me!

>/v/troons actually think this is real
>donate to the jeets
>money stolen

lmao we don't even have a way to dump Switch 2 roms yet you retarded fucking morons

If there was a way to dump switch 2 roms, would the people capable of doing so even want to let that slip yet?
The answer is yes because 99.9% of hacking culture now is clout chasing.

>>716349027 (OP)
Is that k Rool’s belly?