Thread 716360102 - /v/ [Archived: 52 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:31:41 AM No.716360102
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Captain isnโ€™t executing a man without due process in front of our own men and this entire village illegal? No? Oh well ok then sorry prisoner, weโ€™ll toss your remains to the pigs.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:33:25 AM No.716360210
>>716360102 (OP)
BTW you are a bad person if you don't fight for them
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:36:37 AM No.716360405
Too bad Iโ€™m the Dragonborn. Then, I survive and get all the Nord bitches addicted to Redguard cock to the point where Nord dicklets can satisfy em anymore
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:36:56 AM No.716360420
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>>716360102 (OP)
>first guy you wake up and see is a Stormcloak who regardless of race or species tries to get to know and comfort you in your final moments
>first Imperial Legionaries you meet say you're going to die, regardless of circumstance
Really makes you think....
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:38:26 AM No.716360502
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>>716360102 (OP)
Fuck the empire and fuck the stormcloacks. I'll fix this shit myself.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:40:54 AM No.716360634
>>716360502
Why are there literally no games that let you be a god and rape everyone into submission and worshipping you?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:43:22 AM No.716360753
>>716360102 (OP)
Weren't you caught illegally crossing the border though, a border of a country at war?

Not a very good idea in the first place nigger. Getting tossed to the pigs is the least border hoppers deserve
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:44:17 AM No.716360793
>>716360102 (OP)
> Why don't more people support the group committing war crimes?
That is a toughy.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:44:53 AM No.716360827
>>716360753
#OpenBordersForSkyrim
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:45:54 AM No.716360884
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>>716360102 (OP)
Tell me the process you feel like you are due, and i will very carefully explain why it cannot be
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:46:09 AM No.716360901
>>716360634
God games died years ago. The rape was pretty pixelly
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:47:50 AM No.716360985
>>716360753
Tullius should replace Holman as ICE director.
That is how you solve a problem.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:52:01 AM No.716361209
>>716360420
Actually the first imperial you meet says "Be quiet back there!".
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:54:10 AM No.716361310
BiggusDickus
BiggusDickus
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>>716360102 (OP)
>due process
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:57:30 AM No.716361530
>>716360102 (OP)
What did the Dragonborn due to get his head executed it must've been something more than just crossing the border?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:09:07 AM No.716362302
>>716360420
And yet, the smart thing to do is to go with Hadvar with the understanding that helping an Imperial soldier escape a dragon is a good way to clear your name with the Empire. Running away and then joining the Stormcloaks will only embolden the Empire to believe that they were justified in putting you down.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:09:56 AM No.716362349
>>716361530
Nope.
There is a reason the Empire does not allow many women to serve.
Tiny lady brains would rather commit war crimes than do the absolute minimum work.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:12:09 AM No.716362482
>>716362302
You sound like an abused spouse.
> If I just clean more maybe he will stop beating me.
I don't know you but I hate your kind of people. Weak and pathetic people pleasers.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:12:48 AM No.716362521
>>716362302
You do that and Tullius still says you have an appointment with the hangman's noose. Thats the most retarded thing I've read all week and thats saying something on this board.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:17:05 AM No.716362789
>>716360753
The opposite, escaping to a country the empire is at war with is the best way to avoid prosecution for your bank fraud
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:30:53 AM No.716363704
>>716361530
The scenario comes off as illogical, but the war with the elves had just come to an end recently historically, and the civil war caused by Ulfric was being used as a cudgel against the empire legally by the Aldmeri, obviously as a political scapegoat. Being that the Empire is on its backfoot, put in a corner it has no way out of, in an era where the last great Septim died a hundred years prior, to defend itself and prevent total collapse, it sought to snuff out opposition in every capacity, and the lengths at which they went would bypass morals for the sake of the Empire's survival.
They basically said "you were caught with Ulfric, and from the outside that looks suspicious, we'll just kill you to tie up any would be loose ends". Dead men tell no tales, etc.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:32:44 AM No.716363806
It actually isn't. Guilty until proven innocent is the maxim they follow - but OP is, of course, a fag.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:33:41 AM No.716363864
>>716362482
>aldmeri propagandists will use human behavioral references to manipulate perceived events
Shut up piss skin, I see your magicka from the town over. You're lucky the sand people didnt peel your scamp foreskins off before the end of the war.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:48:55 AM No.716364785
>>716362521
>you do that and (the exact opposite of what actually happens)
Why is /v/ like this?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:57:20 AM No.716365309
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>>716360102 (OP)
>Play game as a kid
>join Storm Cloaks because I thought they looked cool
>fight a few faction battles, pretty repetitive but have fun killing dudes with allies
>get to story part with the Grey Cloaks mediating between the two factions
>Give literally everything to the Imperials because I wanted to fight more in the war
>Do exactly that, take back every piece of territory and eventually hand the Storm Cloaks the win
In hindsight, this is arguably the most fucked up thing the dragonborn could do. Extending the conflict and having hundreds of others killed on both sides purely just to fight more.
Anyone else do that?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:58:40 AM No.716365394
>tfw never ever joined sides
>never killed that panturaxx dragon
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:04:44 AM No.716365732
>>716363864
Why do you think the empire is owed anything from you?
You used to have a pimp didn't you?
> Why
you make me beat you baby?
> I am sorry daddy.

You still sicken me. You owe your abuser nothing. Fucking empire apologists are the worst.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:25:38 AM No.716367041
>>716365309
Your job is to slay Alduin not get involved in political bullshit.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:39:35 AM No.716367910
>>716362302
That's some Minority Report shit.
You are looking to clean your name, by working by the same people that branded you a criminal in the first place.
Where is your self-respect?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:40:36 AM No.716367978
>>716367910
for the people*
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:53:01 AM No.716368731
>>716362302
Why the fuck would I care about clearing my name to a fucking pathetic dying Empire that wanted to kill more for no reason?
Jesus, can you get anymore cucked?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:11:19 AM No.716369824
>>716360753
You technically weren't, thsy have no proof you were actually crossing the border since in lore you just happened to start existing right then and there. You literally didn't exist before being placed right at the border near the ambush by the Aedra.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:13:27 AM No.716369970
>>716369824
Illegally entering Nirn eh? I hope you rot, scum
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:15:35 AM No.716370090
>>716365394
Anon the dragon's name is Parforaxx
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:45:52 AM No.716371824
>>716367910
Most of /v/ is brown or heavily demoralized mentally and emotionally, self-respect and dignity is foreign to them. Hell we got people cheering for nationwide censorship in the UK, a nation also being destroyed from within by immigrants.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:52:07 AM No.716372197
>>716362302
Or you could join the guys who treated you well and overthrow the guys who branded you a criminal and then you'll have no reason to care whether or not the defeated think you're a bad guy.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:05:58 AM No.716372959
>all these people sperging out about the empire trying to murder them
Do like Ralof said and accept what happened with some dignity
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:07:39 AM No.716373062
>>716360102 (OP)
Youโ€™re always wrongfully imprisoned in elder scrolls games and yet you still help the more in every one. In Oblivion you literally donโ€™t even know why youโ€™re in jail
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:09:01 AM No.716373132
The Skeetman
The Skeetman
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>>716360753
What border?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:09:37 AM No.716373163
>>716360102 (OP)
>due process and war crimes
>implying these were a thing in ancient times
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:10:58 AM No.716373239
generic female imperial captain
generic female imperial captain
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>>716360102 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:38:43 AM No.716374813
>>716371824
You are mexican
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:40:40 AM No.716374907
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WE NEED TO BIDE OUR TIME *elves walk by laughing* THE WAR IS COMING
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:40:53 AM No.716374923
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>>716373239
>consensual happy sex
>not revenge rape
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:46:42 AM No.716375263
Lady gaga
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:50:11 AM No.716375450
>>716373163
Read. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_litigation