>get it, DK? ROCK festival? Hahaha! It's funny because they are rocks!
haha, she is so funny

Why did this game have so many tranny undertones?

>Sex with animals? There’s no time, man!

-Master Shake, ATHF, ca 1986

>>716367237 (OP)
I want her to pee in my mouth so bad bros.

>>716367308
something just feels off about nu DK. reminds me of modern spongebob episodes, like how everything is just over animated

>>716367237 (OP)
>>716367308
>>716367469
>>716367516

I'd fart on her.

>>716367308
Trannies DO NOT own cotton candy colors
Queers DO NOT own rainbows

FUCK OFF

>>716368352
I know wario

>>716367237 (OP)
CUTE! CUTE CUTE!!!

>>716367237 (OP)
she's also cute

>>716367308
that's cotton candy or bubblegum ice cream though

I like playing the game when I'm not looking at DK's face

>>716368897
It is. You get that skin in a literal ice cream/snow region

>>716367237 (OP)
I want to see her take a huge shit

>>716367308
I'm more concerned that they made DK into such a retard.
Like what the hell happened in between games for him to have a completely different personality?

>>716369107
>exposed feet
reported to MasterCard

>>716369221
what about armpits

>>716369221
>>716369340
I wanna lick em all if that's alright

>>716367698
Thing always start off as ironic until the actual retards who can't tell the difference get a foot in the door.

>looks like a child
>Has a grown woman voice
That's weird, I also wouldn't mind if she just talked gibberish like the other characters.

>>716370598
Her voice acting is super stiff. The tone of voice is fiiiine since she's supposed to be 13, but the actual delivery in a lot of cutscenes is bad and really screams "reading lines off a script out of context".
Any time she has to verbally repeat something a non human grunted in text, I cringe.

>>716367237 (OP)
this bitch gets really annoying after about 20 mins. but I know why you guys really like her.

>>716367237 (OP)
rape

>>716367237 (OP)
WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING UGLY

>>716369107
Please God let me see her hymen!
Please God let me see her hymen!
Please God let me see her hymen!

>>716373026
she doesn't have one after all that bouncing around on DK

>>716373172
That's not how it works.

>>716369202
DK has been show being stupid ever since the cartoon.

>>716369202
He's just having fun since his island isn't in danger, he's mining lots of bananas, and he doesn't need to contend with a dangerous villain out to murder him and his kin. Oh no wait that last one isn't true when you get there.

>>716369202
Anon DK was always a retard...

>>716367308
Gooks can't into char design
Ugly ass nigger monkey

Carol raid

>game has pillow talk with your loliwife

i need a "mfw pedos can imagine children in dey head" meme

>>716373734
No, it does work like that.

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