Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can: you have jerk off so much. When was it, exactly, the last time you had procreated? Can you name even one woman? I thought not.

>>716392365 (OP)
>Rise and... shine Missster Wiener... Rise... and shine...
>Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job, no one is more deserving of a resst and all the effort in the woorld would have gone to wasste until...
>Well, let's just say your hour has... cum again...
>The right goon in the wrong place can make all the diffference... in the world...
>So wake up... Missster Wiener... Wake up and glaze the asses...

>>716392946
G-spot man.

>"that would be your mother"
>broadcasts his sex tape with Dr. Breen's mom on the city's remaining screens for everyone to see

>>716392365 (OP)
Suppression field

>I've been working undercondom with Civil Suction. I can't take too long or they'll get suspicious. I'm way behind on my beating off quota.

Breen, Gordon doesn't need to hear all this he is a highly special needs individual.

>>716392365 (OP)

>>716392365 (OP)
ESL

>>716392946
I should recite this to my girlfriend the next time we have morning sex

Suppression field is down, you know what that means, bois

don't make me ask again, Gordon

>>716398257
Sterilization of humanity is based. Antinatalists are the white pill.

>>716399372
this. also unlimited creampies

>Oh, and Freeman! If you suck me off, I might just forgive you for that debacle at Black Mesa. You know the one I mean – involving blowing your load in a certain microwave casserole.

>>716397930
kek

Gordon Freeman in the fleshlight, or rather, in the gimp suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your masturbatory aids, most of them were dommy mommy property. As for the gimp suit, you've earned it.

>>716401413
*Hard-on Freakman

I don't ever want to know what gman is

>>716392365 (OP)

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

Still no bitches, Mr. Freeman?