Is there a game you would consider to be a 1/10?

Elden Ring
Kingdom Come Deliverance
That's all I can think of

>>716394786 (OP)
Your favorite game

>>716394786 (OP)
Real Life

>>716394786 (OP)
Popular game that /v/ likes.

The last of us. Its so fucking boring, if the gameplay wasn't just copy pasted from uncharted it might have been tolerable

>>716394786 (OP)
Half the stuff on the Switch 2 E-Slop. But also this game killed any desire I had to play indie games

>>716394786 (OP)
Assassin's Creed III, shit was so bad I went from buying every game on day 1 to never touching the franchise again, fuck Ubisoft

>>716394786 (OP)
For an actual answer, THPS5 comes to mind given that game was barely functional when it launched.
And when it was somewhat playable, you'd then find out that the devs completely mauled the THPS gameplay formula.

>>716394786 (OP)
There is no reason to play it over the original

>>716394786 (OP)
FEAR 2.
>>716395096
Hey Nefarious was kino but sure kinda clunky. What didn't you like?

>>716394786 (OP)
Final fantasy series, all of them

>>716394786 (OP)
>Too human.
bought it for like $3 at gamestop, and still felt ripped off.

Stale Manur: E33
DaS1 thru ER
Skyrim
RE4
Okami
Dead Space
Queers of Bore
DMC V
Pillars of Eturdity

>>716394786 (OP)
Fallout 4.

>>716394786 (OP)
For me, a 1 out of 10 means the game is unplayable.

Gothic 3 on launch was a 3/10 for example.

>>716395170
This. I just want a THPS 6 that plays like 1+2 and to a lesser extent 3+4 (that one is a lot more lacking in shit). Water Park is a great level, it reminds me a lot of the sprawling maps of the THUG games and Theme Park from Project 8, which is a killer level.

Most modern AAA games.

>>716395514
An unplayable game would be a 0/10.
1/10 is for games that you can play for maybe a couple minutes before it crashes, bugs out or softlocks.

>>716394786 (OP)
If there is I probably wouldn't give it the time of day in the first place. I'd maybe give a couple of GBA shovelware games I ended up with a 2 or a 3, but I don't even know how I'd come across a game so fucked and willfully play it. At least with IGN it's their job to occasionally play shit games.

>>716394786 (OP)
Psycho Patrol R
Gone Home

>>716394786 (OP)
not really. big rigs maybe?

>>716394856
Why?

>>716395590
Yeah true.

>>716395170
I always forget that THPS5 is a thing. After I was done playing 3+4 I remember saying to myself
>"I hope they make a THPS5 after this."
and then I remembered that was an actual game already.

Hollow Knight
any Souls/Soulslike game
95% of any indie games that use NES style graphics because they're too lazy do do some actual fucking sprite work

>>716394786 (OP)
Yes, this pile of literal shit
there's like 3 enemy types, about 4 weapons, and it's like 2 hours of the most barely functional cover shooting imaginable

>>716395689
Terminal case of contrarianism.

Gothic 2 NOTR, RDR2, TLOU1, TLOU2, Life is Strange, Dark Souls 3, Ori and the blind forest, Bayonetta, Elden Ring, GRIS, SOMA, Mass Effect Legendary Edition, Portal 2, Hellblade, Alien Isolation, RE7, Sekiro, Divinity OS 2, DOOM, Returnal, Dragon's Dogma, E33

But hey ! That's just my opinion.

>>716394786 (OP)
Big Rigs

>>716395237
Clunky is an understatement for me. But I also just got done playing shovelknight when I played it, so the dip in quality was really noticeable.

>people posting actually functional games

1/10 is always going to be that weird shovelware shit that your parents or relatives got you that you beat in a day and then never thought about again.
I don't even like HP and I still ended up getting pic somehow, even as a kid I knew it was ass.

>>716396113
nvm, i read OP as 10/10..ignore

a 1/10 for me would be Kentucky Route Zero. The only game i dropped. What even is that?

Starfield

>>716394786 (OP)
Borderlands 3

A 1/10 would mean that the game barely even functions at all. Shit like Sword of the Stars 2 on release and even then it's questionable.

>>716394786 (OP)
Resident Evil 5 unironically

every single game that doesn't muscle futas swinging giant dongs around

>>716394786 (OP)
I unironically couldn't stand nier automata and ghost of tsushima
The former played like absolute shit and made me want to vomit at the washed out graphics and space invaders game introduction
GoT was just cutscene after cutscene after cutscene, I can't stand that shit

Peak, as far as friendslop goes there is quite literally nothing there. Fucking Human Fall Flat has vastly more depth. It wasn't even fun with my friends it was boring as fuck after maybe 5 minutes. I've had vastly more fun in Webfishing and most other friendslop games although the whole genre is still totally ass that game in particularly genuinely woke me up to the fact that people are cattle. I have more respect for literal niggers buying hoopball (current year) every year.

>>716396332
For me a 1/10 is a game so bad it killed your love of a series. Non functioning games are a 0

Any indie pixel shit where the creatively-bankrupt LGBTQIA flocks to it like moths to a flame

>>716396197
>When the game you thought was gonna be shovelware licensed slop is actually good.
Star Wars was absolute Russian Roulette for this. Sometimes you got a classic, sometimes you got utter dogshit.

>>716395096
Why did you remind me that this webcomic exists?

>>716396189
This. You fucking retards are IGN tier. Learn what objectivity means.
To answer the OP, there was a Yugioh game I played once that did not make any fucking sense at all. The card mechanics were completely nonsensical and I wasn't able to play the game because the enemy AI was able to magically play a Blue Eyes White Dragon on turn 1. I also got drunk and played Ride to Hell: Retribution once at a party.

>>716396332
I think it's possible for a functional game to be a 1/10 if you manage to fuck up every bit of game design hard enough.

>>716396403
Ghost of Tsushima is front-loaded with cutscenes but 90% of the game is open world with basically no cutscenes at all except for at the end of chapters or before boss fights. I don't even like that game all that much, I think it's like a 7/10, but "too many cutscenes" is a really fucking weird reason to hate a game that doesn't really have all that many. It's hardly a Kojima game.

New Vegas. I've been trying to get into this game since its release, but it just bores the hell out of me. I can't understand why people praise it so much.

>>716396580
>Muh objectivity.
Oh boy, an autist. A game can be 100% functional and complete garbage. Meanwhile, a lot of good games are buggy. Eurojank is essentially an entire fucking term for "good game that happens to not function great." If you think STALKER is objectively bad you should put a gun in your mouth.

>>716396727
>complete garbage
Not a single functional game anybody has named in this thread is complete garbage. Half of them are just bait with [popular game] and the other half are mediocre, maybe bad at worst, but not below a 3 at a minimum.

>>716396580
Most anons haven't actually played shit games before so their bar for what qualifies as "bad" is going to be way higher than anons that actually try out a bunch of games.
Fuck, I wish I was lucky enough where I could say that games like Elden Ring, Hollow Knight and RE5 are the worst games I've ever played in my life.

>>716394786 (OP)
If a game gets 1/10, it's either so obviously unplayable you wouldn't launch it in the first place, or someone with a serious butthurt is throwing a fit.

>>716396580
Hold up, the ancient YGO games are some kind of fucked up brilliance. I won't call games like Dark Duel Stories or Forbidden Memories conventionally good but they are definitely experiences, and the free fusion mechanic was absolutely bonkers. I used to have hand-written notebooks full of combinations I found as a kid.

>>716394786 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAPNY4JLepI

Far Cry 5, maybe. Definitely the game I wanted to play enough to install it, but quit fast and felt no regret except the few hours I wasted on it. But even then, there are probably hundreds of worst games, I simply don't feel the desire to try them to begin with.

DK64 because only backgrounds render until you get 6ft from something

>>716394786 (OP)
"Unbearable" should only be reserved for the worst of the worst. Shit that actually harms you by playing it.
There have been minecraft mods that checked your username and permabanned you from your own server if you're on the mod author's hardcoded shitlist. Or crashed the game if you had a mod made by another author who they were butthurt at. Same for skyrim mods.
Or "free games" you download that install adware and reroute your search engine to something else.
Or a used copy of a Switch 2 game that bans your console because the previous owner ripped it.
That's what a 1/10 is.

>>716396893
RE5 isn't the "worst" game I've played by any means, but it is my least favorite and I think that's a very important distinction to make. If I were being objective it's at least an 8/10 co-op action game, but I dislike it because when I pick up a Resident Evil game, co-op action is the absolute last thing on my mind. The disappointment I feel with that game is immeasurable, but it IS competently made for what it is.

>>716394786 (OP)
Anything Xenoblade

>>716394786 (OP)
jak2

>>716394786 (OP)
jak3

>>716394786 (OP)
jakass the game

>>716394786 (OP)
Elden Ring
Mirrors Edge Catalyst
Just Cause 4
Metaphor

>>716394891
this but unironically

>>716395097
This. With the exeption of blackflag Ubisoft hasnt made a good game since AC revelations.

>>716394786 (OP)
A game that’s 1/10 is one that’s practically unplayable and fails in the most simple of game development fundamentals. I’m not giving a game that score just because its vocal fans are fucking lame.

>>716397589
I remember playing that when i was a kid. Despite it being a bad game i remember enjoying it.

The game is very poorly programmed. It relies solely and exclusively on the graphical power of the engine and the 3D models that the artists created. However, in terms of mechanics and model collision, it's ridiculous. It's entirely based on melee combat, but it has hitboxes that allow characters to merge and enter each other. You bite the air and the attacks connect with the opponent's body. There's such a large desync that when two screens are recorded separately and compared at the end of the fight, it seems like they were two different situations. You usually die of hunger because there are only 200 players and there are few bots on the map due to the population limit. There's an absurd frame drop (4060 Ti drops frames below 30 at times). The official servers only support 200 players on a gigantic map, and the server needs to restart 4 or 5 times a day to reset the bugs that accumulate. Unbalanced animals, carnivores can't kill herbivores and just kill each other, groups of kids in discord rooms create groups of mixed species and kill everyone they see, the team lives in a 5~8 year cycle in which they relaunch the title, fight, devs abandon the project and they launch it again (there are several versions of the same game made in different engines), if you say something they ban you, the project leader has a reputation for behaving like a classic sociopath with symptoms found in the opening chapter of a psychology book. I have permanently removed it from my Steam library

If you ask /v/ for 1/10 games you're just going to get good games.
You're supposed to ask for 10/10 games that then anons will start posting garbage like Silent Hill Book of Memories.

>>716394786 (OP)
Worst game I've ever played

>>716397862
Vitafag here, not even Vitagen stands up for Book of Memories. Hell, I can find things to like about Downpour and I won't stick up for that game.

Rain world, zero competition

>>716394786 (OP)
It's kind of difficult to give something a 1. Since technical aspects contribute to score with video games, if the thing actually works it's probably clearing a 3, and if it doesn't work then you're not really scoring the game itself since you haven't reached the point of really playing it. This is part of why I think a 5 point scale is more meaningful than a 10 point in some ways. 1, shit's fucked and doesn't even work. 2, shit works (perhaps barely) but the game is bad. 3, shit works (enough, may have severe problems if the game itself is good) but likely mediocre game, fans of the genre may be interested. 4, game good, should attract new fans, may have some technical issues or a particular pain point holding it back. 5, game great, a must play.

>>716397958
Fucking disgrace of a sequel, especially since the original was peak ayy lmao kino.

>>716394786 (OP)
Mistmare

Generally i would say:

>10/10
Masterpiece. Not only succeeding at everything it does - it's also pushing the genre/gaming forward with its new ideas and mechanics. A true standout title.
>9/10
Great game. Doesn't necessary innovate but it also succeeds in pretty much every way. If there are flaws those are usually a matter of taste rather than outright bad design.
>8/10
Good game. Generally fun to play even if not everything falls in line perfectly. Minor issues are obvious and exist but they do not distract from what is overall a good experience.
>7/10
Decent game. Kinda like a 8/10 except the flaws are more obvious and might actually impact the overall enjoyment in some ways. Most still have a solid time here.
>6/10
Okay game. Now we reach a point where the issues are not just minor details but it's actually effecting the core gameplay/experience. If the game is really suited towards your specific tastes you might still find some enjoyment here but it's definitely starting to push it.
>5/10
Mediocre game. The point the bad really starts to overshadow even the best parts of a game. Game has some serious issues.
>4/10
Bad game. Core aspects simply don't work. Like a shooter where the shooting in itself is unfun or barely working. No longer just issues but fundamental problems.
>3/10
Reaching the point where a game is so bad it might actually be more enjoyable than 4/10 or 5/10 titles. A game which still functions but is so incompetently made it's kinda fun to laugh at its awfulness.
>2/10
Kinda like 3/10 except it's not only technically broken but often simply not working. Getting to run is a challenge in itself and even if does run it will probably crash or break occasionally.
>1/10
Here the game is just broken. Nothing works and even if it did it wouldn't be enjoyable. Complete waste of space.

>>716398167
wrong

Deadly Premonition on PC. Various fixes aside, the game crashed so often that i started to think it was a feature, hard crashes too in fixed locations. And the game is already janky on top of that. I managed to beat it after awhile, but Jesus, what a miserable slog it was.

far cry 2 and rust
>b-b-but those games have graphics and don't crash or kill you IRL so they're at least a 4-5
wrong they're both 1/10 games. i've played plenty of shitware and unfunctional games and almost died when i was kid because of a heart palpitation when playing a beast wars fighting game, and even have a 5% done shit game myself in unity and those were all more fun than far cry 2 and rust.

>>716394786 (OP)
For me it was Ys 8, gameplay is awful and there isn't even a single girl with big tits to distract me from the shit gameplay

>>716394786 (OP)
Disco Elysium
Blatant political propaganda

>>716398167
>>716398234
ive never played a game below a 5/10 do these even exist

>>716394786 (OP)
The game I hated the most I've played was Spore, but that's more of a 4/10. I choose to avoid games that I imagine not liking and am more cautious with buying new games, so that leaves me to not really playing a lot of games I hate.

>>716394786 (OP)
Videogame reviews are not supposed to be opinions they are supposed to be informative. You are all clowns

>>716394786 (OP)
Fate/Grand Order

>>716398359
laxia has tiddies

>>716398359
Ys is better as a short and sweet thing, it doesn't have the mechanical chops to be a dozens hour long RPG with stories and side quests and shit. Loved games like Oath in Felghana and Chronicles, but 8 was the third game in its style and I had already burned out on the two before it.

>>716394786 (OP)
Any gacha
Most MMOs

>>716398471
Absolutely, they just are forgotten as soon as they're released unless they are spectacularly bad, at which point common sense dictates that you avoid them.

>>716398483
here's your review bro

>>716394891
came to post this

>>716398607
>deep abyss instead of a soul

>>716398471
Finding games below 5/10 is easy.
Finding games that are legit 1/10s is really hard and you need to dig for them.

Wolcen and hammerwatch 2
They both bugged and i couldnt complete the main story, the only two games i didnt complete in my life

>>716398471
Of course they exist but they are definitely more on the rare side. Even the most incompetent people can still make games which are atleast somewhat enjoyable.
In order to make a below 5/10 game the development history has to be a complete mess or the guys making it are complete and utter morons.

>>716394786 (OP)
Deus Ex Invisible War

>>716394786 (OP)
King's Field
Perimetr
Pathologic
Fallout 1-2+tactics
Cracking paradise/cops 2170 power of law
Stranger
Iron Storm
Outcast 1999
MK Sub-Zero
MK Special Forces
Riven
lost crown

Only played 2 hours of Death Stranding. I say 'played' but it was mostly cutscenes so who knows

>>716398728
It's not rare at all, just look at the Switch eShop. Irredeemable shovelware is pumped out on a daily basis.

>>716398928
Okay, but that's outright scams which barely qualify as games. Asset Flip slop doesn't even deserve the attention of a single review/rating. For a game to get reviewed there should atleast be an attempt.

basingstoke
cook serve delicious 3
starforge
flight of the icarus
olliolli world
under a star long cold
caster
mirrormoon EP
project warlock
betrayer
state of decay 2
elderborn
cry of fear
tharsis
maid of sker
kill it with fire
size matters
dark sector
sunset overdrive
skully
rend
the gunk

this is just a portion of the slop that i have played. i like to give anything a try, because there are lots of games that i love that people call garbage and because as i have gotten older i have built an aversion to the ubiquity of most AAA titles.

>>716399342
Sunset Overdrive is fun to play. I just wanted every character in the game to get hit by a bus.

There was a shitty Charlie's Angels beat-em-up game on the Gamecube I remember playing which felt clearly unfinished.
In the first level when you do a spinning jump kick (aka the strongest attack option so you use it a lot), the heads do not spin with the bodies. This only happens with the swimsuit outfits they wear here because this doesn't happen in the second level.
I did everything to try and get past level 2, not because it was hard but because I swear there is no way to reach level 3, and if there is it isn't clear in the slightest how. You just run around a boat forever, and the one thing you can interact with and makes it seem like you've completed the level due to a small cutscene just restarts the level instead.

>>716399342
most of these are just mid games. Not 1/10 material

>>716394856
Shut up faggot.

>>716398240
Damn, I bought the DP1+2 bundle during the Steam Summer Sale because it was $2. Should I refund it, anon?

>>716399497
i just hated every minute. i really wanted to like it, i was hyped for its release. but they really just ended up making a bad version of infamous that is hard to look at. the final boss is a neat platformer setpiece that should have been at the beginning of the game with several missions culminating in similar spectacles throughout the game that all ramp up in difficulty and intensity. they really failed making what could have been a great game.

>>716399543
no. they are all awful in some way or another. this is coming from someone who has played loads of kusoge.

>>716394786 (OP)
>people saying games like Elden Ring and shit
is this board just 90% third world ESLs now who don't know what a 1/10 means? Or just unfunny faggot 12 year olds trying to piss people off while giggling to themselves?

>>716394786 (OP)
The original Fantasy Life

>>716394856
lol

>>716394786 (OP)
Something that's legitimately broken, like Skyrim on PS3 or Arkham Knight and OG ARK on Switch.

>>716399892
lmao, found the buttmad elden slop fan

>>716394786 (OP)
i would, unironically, not play this game if i wasn't paid to do it.
you'd have to pay me like 1000 bucks for one hour and even then i'd hesitate

>>716399947
found the indian who doesn't know what an example is

>>716394786 (OP)
Everything that spammmed on /v for the last 13 years, the game cannot be good if it creates retarded fanboys or/and has retarded shilling campaign. The shit that has its own generals but spammed here for some reason retarded shilling campaign get 0/10 instantly.

>>716395590
or this
https://www.ign.com/articles/1998/01/01/olympic-hockey-nagano-98

>>716399272
The point isn't whether or not they're worth acknowledging (they aren't), it's whether or not they exist in considerable numbers (they do).

Back when the /vr/ gauntlet was popular I rolled an NES game that was made by the same company that made those bootleg bible games, it was some kind of war game and it was barely functional. In fact most of the truly awful games I've player were because of the /vr/ gauntlet

>>716400706
I wish IGN still went this hard.

>>716399772
Well, i've played it back in 2014 so my experience was probably even worse. I don't know if the current state is somehow better. I would check a couple of guides on steam for handling the various crashes, maybe it's worth the effort. The only alternative is PS3 emulation unfortunately

>>716394786 (OP)
Big Rigs: over the road racing

>>716394786 (OP)
Gollum

Paper Mario Sticker Star
There are objectively worse games but holy shit is SS agony to try and play.

>>716394786 (OP)
Zanki Zero.

>>716394786 (OP)
For something to be a 1, it has to be practically (or literally) unplayable.

>>716399342
>cry of fear
You are a retard. It's an objectively serviceable Half-Life mod and retro survival horror experience, even if that's not your cup of tea. To call it a 1/10 permanently invalidates your opinion on any and everything

Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League. Sometimes I'll just have a shower thought where I think "wow, that was a really fucking jarringly awful game on every single level"

>>716394786 (OP)
Recently was Starfield. Just personal feeling. Thank goodness I could do a refund.
Before that was Outer Worlds. Played that with game pass and I feel like I wasted money.

>>716394786 (OP)
Monster Girl Quest

>>716394786 (OP)
Go to itch.io and browse their games by "new".

>>716398234
>>716398591
>>716398728
Do you idiots not realize that there are games outside of AAA companies? The fuck do you think some random students "my first platformer test new project(2)" looks like?

>>716394786 (OP)
Doesn't matter because what features I find unbearable, most "modern gamers" absolutely love for some stupid reason or another

>>716394786 (OP)
Journey

>>716405417
>features I find unbearable
Like what? LIKE WHAT??

>>716405117
nah, cry of fear is dogshit.

-[insert list of popular games]- . Am I being unique and individualistic yet?

>>716394786 (OP)
343's Halo games
Doom Eternal
Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom

>>716405578
It's not a 1/10 though. You don't know what that rating means

>>716405405
>The fuck do you think some random students "my first platformer test new project(2)" looks like?
Those don't count as games imo and can't be judged on similar grounds. That's like finding a 4-year old's finger painting and calling it a shit work.

>>716405405
Some random dudes platformer project which will never be 10% finished isn't really a game. Neither are the TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR eshop scams.

>>716405673
i know what it means for me, and cry of fear is that. the game gave me headaches because of how bad it was, something only blood and bacon has also achieved.

>>716405539
Any rez past 1080, fpsfaggotry, hdr, rt, open world, requiring plot/ voice acting/ mocap/ photo realistic character and world design, gaas, coombait that overcompensates for whatever limited shitty gameplay, and subscriptions

>People are very subjectively asked what they consider the utter bottom of the barrel
>No demand that they be objective ratings
>Crying that you're not allowed to have that opinion
Is it just to bump the thread?

Games that are a 1 because the hype ruined them
>STALKER
>Signalis
>Danganronpa
>Ace Attorney
>Lobotomy Corp
Just plain shit
>Rome 2
>Ys 1 + 2
The soulless remake 1
>Sam and Max
>Spyro: Reignited
The it did something so awfully that I hate it 1
>The Witches House MV
>Return of the Obra Dinn

Welcome Tour

>>716394786 (OP)
Most of 4chan's april fools events.

>>716394786 (OP)
The Incredibles on PS2

>>716405806
You're so cool for hating on generally liked games, broooo

spyro: etd
action 52 (objectively)
triggerman
raid 2020

>>716405759
If Cry of Fear is one of the worst games you've ever played, you can't have played more than 50 games in your entire life

>>716394786 (OP)
Shadow of the Colossus

>>716394786 (OP)
100 line defense academy

>>716405895
I'm sorry that you like some of my 1s

>>716394891
beat me to it

>>716394891
You're*

Fallout 3

>>716394856
>Elden Ring
TRVKE

Tales of Zestiria, the only Tales game I hated in almost every way

>>716405803
I'm allowed to call (You) an over-dramatic retard for trying to genuinely claim that a game that's mediocre at worst is a 1/10 game, yes.
It shows that you either haven't actually played a bad game before or you're just naming random popular games to bait replies, both are sins.

>>716394786 (OP)
switch version no patch. you know if you play it

>>716405952
i complete about 50 games a year, start and drop way more than that because i don't continue to give my time to games that are shit. cry of fear is bad and i don't care if you had fun with it because it was a free source mod at a time when you couldn't afford anything else.

Celeste

>>716394786 (OP)
Fallout: Trans Vegas

>>716394786 (OP)
every snoy and basedtendo game

90% of the games people saying are a 1 here are like 6/10 at worst.

Playstation Home kinda blew
>Clunky as shit, in permanent beta because not even Sony were sure they wanted to dump more work into it
>Several minigames and zones were just used to advertise other games or products
>It was supposed to be a virtual chat room akin to Second Life with avatars where you and your buddies could hang out and boot up a multiplayer game from within it or watch a movie together but I don't even think it did any of that
>You had to wait in a line to play virtual bowling or some dumb shit in the game
>Full of kids and people too poor to buy other games to play on the PS3 or a PC to play any MMO instead
just bad

>>716394786 (OP)
league of legends. most people can't even stomach playing a full game.

>>716397958
It was shitty indeed. Midway was dying during development, which is why it got released in practically alpha state.

>>716406194
I agree, it's ugly as shit

>>716394786 (OP)
Fields of Asphodel

>>716406175
>source
It's Goldsrc. And I played Cry of Fear because I had played Afraid of Monsters previously. You were probably dogshit at CoF and that's why you have such an irrational emotional chip on your shoulder about it

>>716394786 (OP)
No, no matter how bad something is there is almost never ever something that's truly a 1/10.

>>716406175
Genuinely curious what about it you think makes it deserve a 1/10 other than bad voice acting, some tryhard scares and questionable platforming

>>716398059
>got filtered by a green lizard.
lol

Far Cry 6
Starfield
Cyberpunk 2077

>>716395606
Gone Hipster is not a game.

>>716405803
Words and numbers are supposed to have meaning. If you simply disliked a game and you immediately declare it "1/10" (which means that it's borderline unplayable and one of the worst games ever made), your opinion clearly has no value given how knee-jerk and hyperbolic you are

All 5/10s are actually 1/10s. If you can have no interesting thoughts or feelings about it then it shouldn't even exist

>>716394786 (OP)
From Dust was a disaster on PC. The controls were jank, the cutsceans were all the same. It was a lazy port and a bad attempt at a god game. (Years later I did finish it out of boredom, it was short and playable ig) I pre-ordered it like an idiot and got fucked in the ass by Ubisoft. Fuck Ubisoft.

A few games I would call a 1/10 are:
Crazy Bus, if that counts
Quad Desert Fury, for the gba
Action Girlz Racing, for the ps2/pc
Live Mince, for the PC
Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, for the PC

>>716406673
But what platform is Crazy Bus for??? Opinion disqualified

>>716394891
But what if we have the same favorite game anon?

yes, but I won't remember them

People's standards are fucking questionable when looking at this thread. Generally popular and even decently good games being rated 1/10. Like at this rate actually good games like HoMM 3 would be 5/10 at best.
At least I know not to trust /v/'s opinion on any game.

>>716405803
Even if your subjective opinion is that some well working game which doesn't have performance issues, is more than playable, has working graphics, and all around is at least decent, is by your rating the most shit games that industry has ever seen, the bottom of the barrel, the 1/10, the "I have no idea how anyone plays this", then I dunno.
Like slapping stuff like Portal 2, Hollow Knight, RE4, Elden Ring, and DMC V as 1/10, on same level like stuff as Big Rigs(unless you rate that higher) makes your opinions not be taken seriously.
Do try and argue with someone why you rate Portal 2 with as bad of a score, if not worse than, as Big Rigs or Action 52.
As a fun food analogy, claiming that some popular well liked food that isn't your favorite is on the same level as literal burnt dogshit that fucks up your stomach and sends you to hospital and then yelling "DUDE IT'S MY SUBJECTIVE OPINION SHUT UP DON'T CRITICIZE ME!", it's hard to take any opinions on food seriously after that.

Because you are seen either as lunatic with no taste in food or retarded contrarian.

>>716406775
then it wasn't truly awful and not a 1/10, why are you all so bad at this

off the top of my head, far cry for the wii was trash

in fact, i could argue the wii had by far the most 1/10 games of any console in existence

it was and will always be the king of god awful shovel-ware

>>716405806
>Return of the Obra Dinn
what did Obra Dinn do wrong?

>>716406784
The people on this board are just terrible at articulating thoughts and expect the world to cater to their weird ideas of quality they can't even quantify. Basically, actual genuine autism

>>716395230
nice bait

>>716406816
>why are you all so bad at this
Because 99% of /v/ users have no critical thinking. They just blurt out meaningless things that aren't even accurate to their own true feelings. They don't even understand themselves, much less anything external to them. It really is frightening realizing how stupid and uninsightful the average person is

>>716394786 (OP)
Probably Plumbers Don't Wear Ties or Action 52.
Basically anything that is just blatantly broken or shat out.

>>716394786 (OP)
any game with camera shake I can't turn off

You have games that quite literally cannot be completed because of how badly designed they are, and yet you pick mainstream titles just because you weren't the target audience... What is this called?

All the sony movie games i tried on pc (for free) were actual dogshit. Spiderman, Last of Us, Uncharted all unbearable. I lasted the longest in that zombie game (4 hours) with the motorcycle so i will award it a 4/10.

>>716406775
If it was forgettable then it would be a 5/10.
A 1/10 sticks with you.

This shit.

>>716402107
The original game and the story it's based in were great. The remake is an insult.

>>716406912
Had no audio options, and when the music started going "BWAAAA.....BWAAAA" it just rubbed me up the worst way

>>716396113
Nobody asked for your meme opinion go play a shitty gacha game or something

>>716394786 (OP)
Unironically, without hyperbole, Red Dead Redemption 2

>Built-in 60ms delay on Arthur's movement because "muh realism"
>Forced, slow as fuck interact animations on everything because "muh realism"
>Almost Far-Cry 2 tier weapon degradation (sans the weapon exploding on you) because "muh realism"
>Arthur's hair grows endlessly because "muh realism" so if you don't want to look like a homeless bum, you always need to go to a barber
>The fucking endless contextual button prompts because they couldn't fit all the dogshit "muh realism" features on all of a gamepad's buttons, so now it's layered by holding other buttons
>The molasses paced story that has all the get up and go of a turtle on weed, I'm not asking for Michael Bay ADHD tier shit, but RDR1 was paced far better than this game

The first ever Rockstar game I dropped within 2 hours. A straight downgrade in every capacity besides graphics.

>>716394786 (OP)
Any Neptunia game

>>716407208
OP asked actually

Pretty much any turn based RPG before 1990. So full of grinding and bullshit and wandering aimlessly.

>>716407274
Aggressively mid is not 1/10

>>716407274
>The molasses paced story that has all the get up and go of a turtle on weed
>I dropped within 2 hours

>>716407342
see
>>716406624

>Hey /v/ what is YOUR as in YOUR SPECIFIC AND USELESS OPINION about a game that makes it 1/10 IN YOUR OWN EYES
>This game!
>DURRRR YOU KNOW THATS NOT REAL SHIT RIGHT??? WHY ARE YOU POSTING?? WHO ASKED??
Autistic retards need one leg ran over, slowly

>>716399342
why Project Warlock?

>>716406407
>You were probably dogshit at CoF and that's why you have such an irrational emotional chip on your shoulder about it
>implying there is any real complexity, mechanical or otherwise, to cry of fear
OP asked for 1/10s and i gave one. YOU'RE the motherfucker with a chip on their shoulder because someone didn't like a mod that you played when you were a kid.
>>716406419
models were abhorrent, gameplay was stiff and uninteresting, "puzzles" were barely anything at all, narrative not interesting enough to make me care. everything about the game triggered my disgust response.

>>716394786 (OP)
A non-meme answer would be the GBC port of Mortal Kombat 4. Genuine ass.

>>716405967
I get ya. It's a bit hard to get on to at firtst, especially before you know what to do.

Took me literal days to kill the first big guy. Once I did, it pushed me to beat the rest of the game. I even beat it in Hard Mode and NG+.

There were a few colossi that nearly made me quit though. Dirge (the sand snake thing) and Celosia (the tiny lion guy who fears fire) were the worst.

>>716407432
See >>716406784

>>716406089
LMAO
This can't be real

>>716407394
Got past the boring snow mountain shit where you rescued John, did some tedious crap for the camp afterward, got my first horse, and never went back.

>>716407527
Not reading your analysis, pedovirgy

>>716406113
Baba fucked up bad. That's why he never worked in another game since. He even rewrote the story 'cause he had the hots on Rose's jap VA.

>>716394786 (OP)
Gollum

>>716407473
>ugly models, stiff gameplay, uninteresting narrative = 1/10
Do you hear how retarded that sounds? What you're describing is more like a 3 or 4/10

Iron Storm and solely for the gameplay decisions of the devs. It's a somewhat competent shooter that is absolutely joyless as if by design.
>starts out and luls you into fake sense of security
>plaza with a gazillion snipers
>turrets that you can't destroy and they keep shooting your ass
>invincible enemies that shoot rockets and instagib you
>a tight corridor with both of these
>the game throws you a stealth segment and being detected happens arbitrarily
>the game wants you to do an even longer stealth segment in black mesa type map where you have to essentially play the map twice, first by stealth then by shooting
>a foggy map full of snipers that shoot you as soon as they're rendered
>a train map that changes the rules about the invincible turrets, now you can suddenly destroy them
>a stronghold map full of where-the-do-I-goan

>>716406173
Miriam's game is nice, but it's sadly saddled with UE. I tried playing it on my fossil and her voicelines were distorted by the lag.

>>716407589
I'm not the same anon
Tho if you have trouble reading something that short then no wonder you have low iq retarded takes lmao

>>716407432
It's fine to have an opinion as long as your opinion makes any kind of sense.
Otherwise you will rightfully be called retarded.

>>716407670
NTA but you people are fucking autistic holy shit >>716407432

>>716407527
>nooo, my standards of a 1/10 is that it poisons you or some shit
>how can somebody elses 1/10 include anything else?
Actually a real 1/10 food would kill you, so it's impossible to give a 1/10

>>716406816
>>716407106
it's about the amount of time spent on the game, a 1/10 game won't be able to leave an impact on me because I won't spend enough time on it

>>716406967
more like 99% of /v/ users have a need to meaninglessly insult random anons, often in inaccurate ways that borders on schizophrenia

>>716394786 (OP)
The Day Before (real scam)
Popeye
Kong Skull Island
Any NTF game

Fallout 76
Dungeon Keeper mobile
Silent Hill Book of Memories
Silent Hill uh... Ascension? The websites "game"
Most WEGs

>>716407791
It's called site culture, newfag

LISA the painful

>>716407791
You're wrong and also you're bald.

>>716394786 (OP)
The last 10 minutes of Expedition 33 are 1/10.

>>716407756
>NOOOOOOOO, WORDS AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE MEANING, LET'S JUST ALL SAY WHATEVER
Why even enter the thread and bother posting in the first place? Genuinely. I don't understand. You clearly don't understand the premise of the thread so why are you here?

>>716406303
Never played that shit. I've seen what it does to people. It also has kernel malware.

>>716407802
This guy is actually following the thread, while almost everyone else is giving meme or cynical responses.

>>716407884
In your autistic mind the word subjective has no meaning either and you have to argue that what someone is saying means nothing because it upsets you personally

>>716407942
>>716407884
I am entirely capable of hating games that you like

>>716394786 (OP)
Horizon Zero Dawn

>>716407670
do you realize how retarded it is to be arguing against how someone feels about a shitty mod from 13 years ago because you think their assessment equates to a 3/10 instead of a 1/10? it is a 1/10 to me, that is my rating. don't like it? get over it.

>>716394786 (OP)
I couldn't possibly tell you a game I consider lower than 4 because I'd never play them long enough to be able to rate them.

>>716408017
If you play a mediocre game and boldly declare "this is the worst game of all time", you're a retard. How can you not agree with that?

>>716394786 (OP)
Big Rigs Off The Road Racing, ET, Cyberpunk 2077 PS4 version, or outright broken shovelware. Concord I would make a 1/10. When it was playable it was like a 4-5/10 but the fact it was the biggest flop in gaming history and cost millions of dollars to amount into nothing and his no longer playable, I think it deserves to be a 1/10 and one of the worst games of all time for that fact, even if the gameplay and artstyle were just painfully mediocre.

A tot of the meme answers here are gonna be shit like "elden ring" and "E33" or "Portal 2" and this is the least funny joke ever on /v/ but people would actually believe that stuff. Just because you don't like a game you can't say it's a 1/10 unless you make a vast compelling argument (such as League of Legends having terrible matchmaking designed to make you angry and horrible pricing systems and addictive qualities). But even if I despise LoL I can't call it a 1/10 or say it's a "bad game". I think a lot of people on this site need to understand that just because Last of Us 2 has a story designed to piss you off doesn't make it a bad game, more so when some people like the story and the gameplay is fire. Like I don't like Last of Us 2 but I'd play that game in a heartbeat over Minds Eye or steam shovelware. I'll play Veilguard and Dustborn and Assassin's Creed Shadows over Superman 64 or Gollum or Culling 2 or Babylon's Fall etc.

Honestly I think Moist Critical as much as a normie as he is and excluding AI slop / shovelware / terrible mobile games, his take on the worst games of all time I pretty much agree with since those games are just fundamentally awful with suckage that ensures NOBODY will like them. Even if a bad game has a niche audience, there's value in that game. There is no value in big rigs off the road racing the game isn't even a game it is a waste of code that just doesn't work. There's not even enough content to laugh at it. It's awful, truly.

>>716407782
You are still rating functional well playing games in same category as some unfinished nes slop
Unless you rate those higher then of course go ahead.

>>716395590
>Unbearable
Sounds worse than being uplayable like it's painful to play.

Examples I can think of are limited runs release of demon turf on switch where the game ran so bad I couldn't play it. Sonic genesis for the same reason.

Aesthetically offensive to look at are other options

>>716408027
Nobody is saying you can't hate games, but calling a game a 1/10 just because you hate it is dumb.

>>716408131
If you enter a thread asking for any random person's 1/10 and get mad their rating isn't the same as yours because that's actually a 2 or a 3, you're a retard-- an autistic one!

>>716407842
why would you assume newfag when I accurately described /v/ users?
ironic that you couldn't figure out how replying that way would further strengthen said schizo argument, maybe you have a lack of understanding yourself

>>716408072
>it's 13 years old so it's not worth discussing (even though I was the one who brought it up in the first place)
Bulletproof defense

>>716394786 (OP)
Donkey Kong Bananza

>>716408201
Opinions are opinions but I am free to have the opinion of someone being an unfunny bitter retard for saying an unfunny bitter retarded opinion.

>>716407865
not yet, I went the other way with growing my hair long when I started balding instead of shaving it all of
some day though, never liked my hair so it's alright

Death Stranding. It just seems like it doesn't want you to have fun.

>>716408201
>if you enter a thread and everyone is giving off-topic meme responses, you're an autistic retard
God forbid, right?

the only game i would consider a 1/10 are games that straight up don't work or are impossible to beat

like that Fantasia game for the genesis with Mickey Mouse or Batman Forever, I'm convinced people haven't seen past the 2nd level on both

Dynasty Warriors 9
dogshit game, absolutely ruined the series; managed to redeem it with origins if you ignore the OC main character

>>716408474
i actually got to the 3rd level on batman forever and got filtered by the timer, fucking awful game

>>716408608
i've beaten it but it took me like 8 tries and it wasn't even worth it

>>716394786 (OP)
Manic Miner.
Spore Hero Arena DS.
Gubble Buggy Racer.

In a purely modern context, Super Mario All-Stars. Every game featured is worse than simply playing the original release. Extremely ugly game. Of course it kicked ass if you were a kid who couldn't intuit the physics differences, it's like 5 games in one.

>>716408260
OP asked for a 1/10 that i played, cry of fear is a 1/10 in my opinion. i don't care that it holds a special place in your heart because it was your favourite lets play from some loudmouthed eceleb back in the day or because it was free and the only horror game you had access to because mommy and daddy wouldn't buy you anything that looked scary. the game is not worth discussing because it is dogshit, not because it is 13 years old. the retarded part is splitting hairs over a game that is both old AND bad. no cultural relevance whatsoever and yet here you are crying that someone rates it a 1/10 instead of a 3/10. how much do those 2 points of some random asshole on the internet's opinion matter to you? you are so retarded and autistic it is absolutely insane.

anyways, here's another 1/10 game for you to enjoy because you seem to love garbage so much.
dog's life for the ps2

Total war Warhammer 3, the early chaos campaign before inmortal realms or whatever its called.

It was extremely bad balanced, terribly optimized, the tzeench realm was rigged garbage, It deleted my save once, i managed to stomach to play another FULL campaign and It bugged and i couldnt go into the final portal.

Absolutely disgusting, i still get livid.

>>716408841
If Cry of Fear is a 1/10 in your opinion then your opinion is useless, because you clearly don't understand what 1/10 means. Simple as. Don't misuse terms in the future. I've never played any of the other games you listed but they're probably not 1/10s either

Some of you come to an open discussion to post opinions for the sole purpose to have them flamed or debated then surprised pikachu face when you get flamed or debated with. Who's the actual autist here?

>>716407467
because it was shit. looked like shit, played like shit, had worse overall level design than the shooters it was trying to mimic, nothing interesting about it. waste of damn time.

>>716394786 (OP)
Golden Sun: Dark Dawn

>>716409030
>i don't care that it holds a special place in your heart because it was your favourite lets play from some loudmouthed eceleb back in the day or because it was free and the only horror game you had access to because mommy and daddy wouldn't buy you anything that looked scary.

Anons itt don't know the difference between
>"The game I hate the most."
and
>"The actual worst game I've played."

Star Ocean 5 is a crime against humanity imo and I wish it never existed, but the actual worst game I've played(?) is the PC port of pic because it's literally unplayable, I can't get through the first mission without it crashing.

>>716395237
Glad to see FEAR 2 here. The only reason it's not about outright 0 is because the school is OK in a sea of dogshit, I feel like I got mindwiped from the rest of the experience and have a headache trying to remember anything else

>>716409087
In their minds, good faith is dead. They're in permanent le edgy ironic asshole mode 24/7, so whenever someone approaches them with sincerity, it gives them a visceral disgust reaction

>>716406753
if your favorite game was my favorite game it would no longer be my favorite game

>>716408158
I am. You're using your standards, I'm using mine
>>716408197
>I hate it, 6/10

>>716407550
It is and Fromdrones lapped it up like obedient little dogs

>>716409167
Oh, I exhausted all of its dialogue options. It's just repeating stuff now. Lame
>Leave

There could have been way less tardfighting if OP just asked for the most dysfunctional games instead of opinions

>>716409407
There would not be less tard fighting and you know it

>>716409407
oh so we can still see the same years old elden ring webms in a slightly different context?

>>716394786 (OP)
Any UE5 game

>>716409407
in my mind, a dysfunctional game is not a 1/10, it is nothing. a rating is given to something complete. if even the complete product is shit, then it gets a 1/10.

For a game to be a 1/10 it would literally have to be straight up unplayable. Like a game that crashes constantly, has bugs out the fucking ass, NPCs that vanish, enemies that are frozen and don't react, random glitches that fucks you over all the time, save files being deleted/corrupted, sounds and music bugging out, etc. etc.

Basically any functioning game can't be considered a 1/10, because a 1/10 score is reserved for some kind of horrible abomination that doesn't even function. Simple as.

>>716409536
>You can't have a least favorite drink if it doesn't kill you instantly or isn't a liquid at all

Instead of making more levels they cheap out, only create a few but give you limited amount of deaths so if you reach it you have to restart the whole game over and over xd?

>>716409324
there's nothing else to say to you, faggot. it is a 1/10 and no amount of your sentimentality that you feel towards the product will make it good for me. it is a 1/10, i am right, you're wrong, i'm big, you're small.

>>716409281
>I hate it, 6/10
Yes, that makes sense. You could even say
>I hate it, 10/10
and I'd still understand if you could give proper reasoning why shit rubbed you the wrong way even though it functions as intended. Everybody has that objectively good game that they hate anyways for one reason or another.

>>716409407
Dysfunctional would be 0/10. 1/10, in my opinion, should indicate something that is technically playable, but just so unpleasant to experience that it has zero redeemable qualities

>>716409606
There's plenty of games I would consider to be my "least favorite" or outright bad, but I would still not give them a 1/10 score.

If you are trying to argue in good faith, can you name 3 games that you would consider to be a 1/10?

>>716394786 (OP)
Deadly Premonition, at least the PC version. It's the only game people talk about that's also literally fucking unplayable, and still borderline unplayable with fan patches. And even if you could play it, the actual gameplay is shit.

>>716409732
Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood for example?

Reminder average games are 5/10 that is the middle score meaning average.
Anything above is good, anything below is bad.
This is not up for debate but mathematics.

1-10 is way too big of a scale for game ratings. 1-5 is always the way it should be. 1 for unplayable, 2 for bad with some good points, 3 for completely playable, 4 for fans of a particular genre and 5 for universal acclaim. Simple as.

>>716409706
>I can see that it's perfect despite the fact that I did not experience that
Then you're not giving your own opinion, are you? You're basing it off of the consensus

>>716409861
1-5 rating is too small, because then you'd have people and "journalists" giving like 70% of games a 3 or 3.5 score.

>>716409682
I'm not gonna pretend like I don't have sentimentality for Cry of Fear, but I'm 100% certain that if there was some other game we both played that you judged a 1/10, the argument would be the same. Because this isn't about Cry of Fear, this is about you not understanding what a 1/10 is and destroying the meaning of words through hyperbole

>>716409861
Eh, in my opinion it should be 0-5; 0 for outright unplayable/such massive problems it may as well be unplayable, 1 for technically playable but heavily unpleasant to experience, and then the rest the same as you said/.

>>716410035
Oh my fucking god. OTHER PEOPLE RATE THINGS DIFFERENTLY. SHUT UP

>>716409875
No?
You can still acknowledge something as being well crafted even if you don't personally like it.

flatout 3 track designs are all shit. they're all about abusing boost. the physics are shit so the cornering feels shit. there's plenty of places to get stuck (not out of bounds, not glitched) or regular stuck (glitched, inside a wall or piles of logs)
https://youtu.be/DbHeZaFmC4c?t=272
but you should know going in to it that it's considered the worst racing game of all time.

>>716394856
The exact sort of answer I always expect from "le worst game you ever played" threads on /v/, as worthless as always.

>>716409861
The problem with the 1-5 rating scale is that 2 can feel too harsh for some games. There's no room for a proper "mediocre" ranking with only five tiers. 1-5 with a 2.5 would be the best theoretical ranking, but that's fucking autistic obviously

>>716394786 (OP)
Pokemon Scarlet/Violet

>>716394786 (OP)
Final Fantady XIII is the only game I fell asleep on the couch whilst playing out of boredom. There are probably worse games but that's my pick.

Modern Combat 5
Fatal Seduction
Blue Estate

>>716410120
>OTHER PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND RATINGS
I know. You can't fix stupid

>>716410120
0/10 comment.

>>716410161
I'm 31, I can't dying on this hill

>>716409281
Well I'll make fun of your standards because they are fucking retarded.
>>716409875
Okay well that explains it. Lmao
Marrying your tastes and flipping your shit and calling things irredeemable trash because you personally didn't like it.
/v/ must be full of literal children these days

>>716410607
I hereby declare that I, Anon, will give 1/10 ratings to things that I think are total shit for the rest of my life

>>716410607
>/v/ must be full of literal children these days
Not the guy you are arguing with, but you are right on this point. I'm in my mid 30s now, but I was 14 or 15 underaged b& when I first found 4chan back in like 2005.

Now that there's 1000x more kids on the internet, I am fully convinced that like 50% of this site are gen Z or gen Alpha.

>>716410951
>gen Z
In their late 20s btw

>>716411054
Gen Z goes up to 2010, so the youngest Gen Z can be 15 years old.

>>716410035
>>716410348
there is no objective rubric for ratings, ratings are entirely subjective. how i rate things is different from how you rate things. this is not about "not understanding ratings", this is different people having different criteria and priorities when it comes to rating things. a simple number reduces many different aspects of what would go into reviewing something. a number with nothing else to go with it is kind of stupid. but even stupider than that is calling other people out for not having the same ratings as you do for things. you want to get mad at anyone, get mad at OP for not being clearer in what "1/10" means.
anyways, cry of fear is still a 1/10 and you are still gay and autistic.

Zathura
Disney's Atlantis: The Lost Empire for the Gameboy Advance
Daymare 1998
Bleach GC
Megaman X7
Shaun White Skateboarding
The Quiet Man
Doom 3
The Rose DLC for Resident Evil 8
Sonic Frontiers(this one is more personal ig)

>>716411526
don't people like daymare? i bought it a while ago but haven't gotten around to it yet.

>>716394786 (OP)
Undertale

>>716411526
Daymare 1998 is really that bad? I've occasionally considered getting it but always decided against it.

The Outer Worlds. It's funny, because it's really not a 1, but because it's so bland, boring, painfully midding, and absolutely soulless, it goes from a painful 4.5 to a 1. It's a functioning, put together game. It just lacks anything that could possibly be construed as fun or interesting. It is completely devoid of passion, imagination, or ambition. It does absolutely nothing of note remarkably well. It is the definition of a passing grade. And, to me at least, the worst thing you can be as a game is boring. Even dogshit, fuckawful games have some fun to be taken from them, albeit fun the devs probably did not intend, moreso fun and joy in laughing at how bad something is. The Outer Worlds is so bland, tasteless, and obviously made by committee that it doesn't even have that. It takes aspects from New Vegas, Borderlands, and Mass Effect, and does nothing right from any of those games. The moral ambiguity of New Vegas is replaced with "CORPORATION BAD LOOOOOOL" copied and pasted in the form of the same "you worked for 55 years straight here's a 5 minute break" joke over and over and over. The bombastic loot/shooting of Borderlands is unfulfilled by a combat system that the devs clearly gave up on after making it barely functional. And the "select your crew" system reminiscent of Mass Effect falls flat when you realize how fucking lifeless and boring every single companion is.
The game is the definition of a student trying his hardest for a C-. It didn't fail, but god damn it simultaneously didn't try anything more than the bare minimum. It's lifeless, boring, characterless slop pushed out by a committee of people trying their hardest to make the most inoffensive game they possibly can. It's this absolute lifelessness that makes it go from what really is a middling, average game, to a 1/10. If you put $1,000,000 on the line, I would not be able to name a single character from this absolutely soulless game.

>>716411405
I don't know if you knew this anon, but 1 is the closest number to 0. When you call something a 1 out of 10, you're saying it's a candidate for the worst game of all time. Just like how a 10/10 is candidate for the best. You're saying it has zero redeeming qualities, you wouldn't recommend it to anyone even if they enjoy games of that type, and that you couldn't be paid money to ever play it again. This isn't my own subjective interpretation of the rating. It's just common fucking sense, because what else could 1 possibly mean? You can't go lower other than 0 (but 0 is a whole other can of worms). You've probably never even played an actual 1/10 game in your life since they're so rare

>>716411586
>>716411647
I thought it was completely atrocious. The character models look plain bad, the story sucks, the voice acting sucks, and the level design is abysmal. Chock full of "put a zombie around this corner so it'll instagrab a player" moments

>>716411787
no, 1 means you get AIDS when you play it

>>716396197
This and Vexx were the first games I played on PS2. Luckily, it was a rental, but it made me never want to listen to Godsmack ever again.

>>716411787
>You're saying it has zero redeeming qualities, you wouldn't recommend it to anyone even if they enjoy games of that type, and that you couldn't be paid money to ever play it again
that is exactly what cry of fear is.

The Case of the Golden Idol.

>>716412168
Zero redeeming qualities? Fuck off, you cunt

>>716394786 (OP)
I'm a big fan of factory games, and Satisfactory is the worst of the worst. I will not burn the leaf.

>>716405806
Trying too hard.

>>716399342
>>716405806
>>716411526
Man, you fuckers really hate Resident Evil knockoffs, huh

>>716409180
I never found general function to be indicative of my enjoyment of a game, it's the extent of the psychological damage I take trying to play it. Limbo of the lost is barely functional but was enjoyable in spite of the atrocious puzzles by being kind of charming and humorous in how godawful it is, it's bordering on a 1/10 functionally but the experience nets it a 2 or 3/10

FEAR 2 was categorically dreadful and felt like it gave me the MKULTRA experience, completed thoughtlessly within one sitting with no driver at the wheel, only a lingering feeling of miasma and dread at the sheer boredom despite my hands marching onwards. It's not even like I was spoiled by FEAR 1's quality, I hadn't played it yet. The game is perfectly functional but it was definitely my worst experience. An objective 4-5/10 turns into a 1/10 fast.

>>716412501
It's really glaring when you're playing what's blatantly an inferior product within a genre

>>716407683
I made it to level 3-3 and then gave up because I could only progress through save scumming constantly. It's a shame because the game wasn't even that bad, but as you say the devs seemed to want to make it absolutely joyless. The setting is cool and the game is mostly serviceable outside of it being plagued with insta-death bullshit.

Anyway my list of 1/10 games that I've hidden from my Steam account so I never have to see them again;
>ARMA: Tactics
Honestly the worst fucking turn based strategy game I have ever played. Visually bland, mechanically tedious with poor level design and the dullest story/characters ever conceived. Technically it works fine but it was such a bad experience it made me genuinely nauseous. I have suffered through a lot of bland strategy games because I love RTS, TBS and city builders but this game fucking SUCKS
>Anime: World War 2
A gag gift game I got from a buddy of mine, this is a barely functional shooter with one whole map, I think only 1 type of enemy (it's been a while) and barely any weapons. I know "slop" is a buzzword but this is literally some rushed barely functional slop that has been thrown out solely as a joke.
>Dead Bits
Top down shooter thrown out as a sole developers first game project. It is a very bland and boring game, basically on the same level as bad flash games.
>Forged Battalion
I've finished around 80 RTS campaigns and this game was un-finishable imo. Your units are brain-dead, there is no strategy to be found except for spamming units (and you are generally playing 1v3 matches in the campaign), the sole gimmick of customizing your army is implemented horribly (you can grind skirmishes but the AI gets access to a random pool so they are probably getting tier 3 units you can't counter yet), the story is horseshit and the music is undermined by the bad sound design. Maps are also sprinkled with props that you can attack so maneuvering is awful because your dudes start killing mail boxes.

1/2

>>716394786 (OP)
Anything japanese.

>>716394786 (OP)
1/10 is a game that doesn't work. Like a game you try to play but have to jump through 100 hoops to not crash and then it ends up being unfinished. I haven't encountered such a game yet but I'd wager there are some old shovelware games like this that don't have a big enough fan base to patch. Steam doesn't even check if games can launch without the user fixing them so you might be able to buy one of these right now.

>>716413059
Ultima 9 or Daggerfall on release? Ride to Hell: Retribution?

>>716412267
see what i mean? this is all about your sentimentality and not being able to understand that other people don't like what you may have some fondness for. let me repeat it because you don't seem to understand:
>there is no objective rubric for ratings, ratings are entirely subjective.
>>716412501
i like them when they are good. maid of sker and cry of fear were just abysmal dogshit, though.
i am really looking forward to SSR wives, though. gonna play SENSEs: midnight and tormented souls soon. supermassive games are cool. i liked in sound mind. signalis and conscript are on my shortlist if they ever go cheap enough. there are a load of RE/SH clones that i tried during a few next fests that were good enough to hit my wishlist. dreadout is a bad game but still hits well enough as a horror game that i would recommend it to people who like horror games.

>>716413238
Ride to Hell: Retribution is busted? It always looked like it could be the fun kind of trash.

>>716394786 (OP)
If something is so fundamentally broken that you cannot run it properly on a modern system it should be an automatic 1/10

>>716394786 (OP)
i am sure those games exist but i have not played it even games i absolutely hate and cant play like RDR2 i recognice stuff that others would probably love and would put it over a 1.

>>716394786 (OP)
Nah, I don't play shitty games.

>>716413437
It's glitched out all to hell, and no, it's just bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZeuO4mFxVo

>>716413470
>modern system
Works on my machine fine at max settings with a 4070. Might just be a (you) issue.

>>716413304
Cry of Fear has a great soundtrack. No one has ever knocked its soundtrack, not even its biggest critics. It being a full-conversion mod of the Goldsrc engine and even having its own custom campaigns is, factually, an impressive technical accomplishment. And the fact that it’s free despite having 12+ hours of content and only being made by about 3 guys is undeniably commendable too. Zero redeeming qualities my fucking ass.

Your inability to see these obvious things shows an irrational and unfair hate for the game. I really do wonder what your angle is here and why exactly you have such a personal hatred for it (maybe because the creator is a homophobe and you felt personally slighted?) but I’ll never know since you’re definitely not introspective or honest enough to answer that. Btw, while DreadOut is a nice game, Cry of Fear is much better

>>716398167
open world games are all 4/10

>>716394786 (OP)
Outer Wilds. I love puzzle games and exploration but this game just did not catch me at any point. Reading the same alien message over and over again and having to pilot that ship every time I missed a timed objective by 1 second was miserable from start to finish

>>716413437
nta but those clips you've probably seen online from the game probably clipped out all the bits where the game crashes. It's "functional" but that game is barely held together with spit and string.

>>716412760
2/2

>Redout: Space Assault
A terrible attempt at making a game similar to the Starfox series. They re-use boss fights, have an upgrade system that is appallingly expensive for how pisspoor the upgrades are, embarrassingly flat voice acting (imagine a bunch of bored ESLs), fairly basic combat, a difficulty curve that's all over the place and half the levels have you bumbling around empty areas of space aimlessly until you accidentally find something of interest.

>Redshirt
It's a dated Facebook parody in a faux Star Trek skin, which would be fine if it was funny (it isn't) or did anything interesting (it doesn't). Absolutely joyless experience.

>RIPD: The Game
Not sure if this is a 2/10 or a 1/10. It's a very short, very janky FPS with bad gameplay. Seemingly one of the last movie tie-in shovelware games, so the fact that it was stable but otherwise extremely bland is to be expected. Much like Yasai Ninja below the fact that it worked and had co-op is the only reason I think it might claw itself out of the 1/10 blackhole. Otherwise it's a pretty dogshit game.

>Yasia Ninja
Much like RIPD: The game this might actually be a 2/10. It's a very shitty shovelware platformer with shoddy visuals, a terrible and repetitive OST, poor level design and just a total lack of care or polish. The only reason I'd bump it up to a 2/10 is that it has co-op and only crashed once.

> Umbrella Corps
I remember almost nothing about this game other than roasting it with a friend for being a piece of junk. If anyone ITT has fond memories of this game feel free to let me know why I should give it one last chance

>>716396197
i played the ds version (which is the same) and i liked it

I consider 1/10 to be something so awful it causes physical/mental stress or makes me question what l'm doing with my life. Or, something so heinously terrible, the world would be better with it wiped from existence. It's a multifaceted conception.

>>716413898
>Your inability to see these obvious things shows an irrational and unfair hate for the game.
don't care, it is bad. cannot recommend to anyone.
>I really do wonder what your angle is here and why exactly you have such a personal hatred for it
i gave a massive list and you singled it out and continue to defend it and throw a hissy fit because someone didn't like what you like. i barely think about it, but OP asked what a 1/10 is for me. simple as.
>(maybe because the creator is a homophobe and you felt personally slighted?)
why the fuck would i know about the creator's opinions on faggots?
>while DreadOut is a nice game, Cry of Fear is much better
wrong. dreadout understands atmosphere much better, has a much more bearable and cohesive visual design, proper voice actors, actually interesting and spooky moments. it does basically everything better. fatal frame knockoff in indonesia is a much more worthwhile experience than half life with a half baked attempt at being scary.

>>716414382
My 2 cents, but I'm starting to feel a bit bad for the guy

>>716407842
That "site culture" is what newfags think site culture is from the reddit reposts they saw before coming here.

Other M is the only one outside of barely functional scam games I can think of
>control a 3D game with a NES controller layout
>combat is completely busted by mashing any direction and shooting
>having to turn yourself into a first person turret to use missiles with motion controls
>world is largely linear and tedious to explore
>find the green blood on the green grass
>even in a vacuum the story is a complete fucking mess
>in the context of the rest of the series it is completely retarded, incoherent, and contradictory full to the brim with character assassination and recycled plot beats
One of the worst games Iv suffered through. At least the melee takedown animations where cool I guess.

>>716414382
> dreadout understands atmosphere much better, has a much more bearable and cohesive visual design, proper voice actors, actually interesting and spooky moments. it does basically everything better.
That’s just hilariously stupid to say and is the final nail in the coffin of your credibility. You dislike CoF not because you have legitimate complaints but because you have shit taste and probably got filtered. Btw, if DreadOut is Indonesian Fatal Frame, then Cry of Fear is Swedish Silent Hill. Come on, it was right there

>>716414750
you are boring me with your boring arguments about boring games.

>>716394786 (OP)
Fire Warrior

>>716394856
fpbp

>>716394786 (OP)
The 999 series. Faggots laud it but it's so easy and boring. It also didn't even originally have a speed up text function so you had to watch the characters slowly explain things you had already figured out while desperately yet futilely wishing you could skip their handholding bullshit. Yeah they finally added the ability to speed up dialogue but I'm still just skipping through shit I already figured out. I have to believe that 999fags are the biggest retards on this board. Sure, there are series more tailored for retards like LoL or Overwatch, but those fans have the courtesy of not posting here for the most part. 999 fans ACTUALLY believe they are fans of a series worth talking about rather than it being a circlejerk for retards.

>>716394786 (OP)
I would never play a game I thought was a 1

>>716416225
For me it's Ace Attorney, what a dull fucking series with the most contrived murders you can think of.

>>716414329
This is a weird list but I kinda agree with some of it.
Some of these games are like "3/10 games but they have something that makes me think I didn't waste my time" like sonic R for example.
Other games here are probably bait so I'm not even going to bother, but it's an interesting image nonetheless.

>>716394786 (OP)
The Secret of Mana PS4 port. I have no idea why I committed to playing it playing it to end. I stop counting how many times it crashed after 20 times. From what I understand they lazily ported the mobile code and didn't properly compile the codebase to work on PS4. It doesn't properly allocate memory and the handler doesn't know what do so it just crashes constantly. I have no idea If they ever fixed it. The 1.0 version is on the disc is ewaste. it is unplayable in that state. Even if it were functional as a game, it is a piss poor remake exponentially worse than the original snes game. The party AI was trash in the original game. For a SNES game it was forgivable there is only so much you can get out that potato. Never fixing it in remake is inexcusable. Square's track record with half assed remasters and remakes is very well established. This one was by the far the worst.

E33
Outer Wilds

Arcade game is fantastic, this sucks cock. Also X-men and Spider-Man Arcade's Revenge.

>>716394786 (OP)
I don't score games, not even personally. I just go by "it's worth a shot", "it's lvdokino", "it's hella gay". Most games I despise are not even incompetent in the game aspect, they are just boring and fucking stupid. Like GTA, CoD and other normie dogshit.

>>716394786 (OP)
the entire /vm/ catalog

>>716417778
To give context on how the bad the AI is. I had to use a second controller and manually move the characters to change on several screen transitions. The pathing was that broken to point you could not progress in several instances in single player.

>>716394786 (OP)
instead of being a hyperbolic faggot I will be completely honest and say I genuinely do not think I have ever actually played a 1/10 game because every game I have played at the bare minimum functions as a video game and does its intended job even if it has some level of jank to it, which is what the criteria should be

people complain all the time about game reviews basically only existing in the 7 to 10 range with everything under that being unplayable trash then immediately turn around and go the other extreme by just complaining about 'thing I don't like' being a 1/10, it takes some serious dogshit either from the game itself or the devs actively fucking with it to get that low

>>716406753
I don't like games

>>716396727
if a game is 100% functional and working entirely as intended it's not lower than a 2, people act as if the extra point is suddenly high praise when it's literally the difference between "dogshit" and "dogshit that has the audacity to not even work"

Really love the annoying 20-something year olds that have had their brains annihilated by the internet that they lack any sort of nuance in the way they think about things and it's all hyperbole. it's either THE PEAK BRUH or IT'S UNPLAYABLE BRUH ULLLL.

>>716394786 (OP)
I cannot think of one. It would have to be either completely unplayable or so horrible that I could not find even a single positive about it.
And frankly I can't think of any game like that.

>>716396197
Oh yeah, I recall this existing and being shit. Which was a shame, because the previous harry potter games were actually quite fun.

>>716419131
That's just /v/ in general.

>>716394786 (OP)
Not really, no. Because i don't play straight up dogshit games. Sure i play some middle of the road 5, 6 and 7s but games that look like they barely function i avoid. I also avoid multiplayer games and souls games but for a different reason.

>>716407274
B A S E D
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>>716419081
What if a game being dysfunctional adds to its enjoyment on a psychic level. If we're viewing score as a function of how much enjoyment a game provides, then a true 1/10 game is something that is completely dull and provides absolutely no excitement or interest whatsoever.

>>716414329
maybe you should have stopped playing GTA at some point mate

>>716398607
I prefer the original

>>716394786 (OP)
GTA5
I legit wanted to kill myself playing a few hours of this.

>>716419362
if the game being busted legitimately just makes it more fun it automatically gets extra points in its favor, so yes an objective 1/10 would need to be so utterly devoid of any kind of entertainment value that it's not even worth that morbid curiosity while also actively fighting someone trying to get it to run as though it itself knows it shouldn't exist

>>716394786 (OP)
Closest from games I've played is probably this. It's just fucking terrible

>>716419652
I think that was the premise with Goat Simulator.
>Sväōrjen, this NPC just keeps randomly exploding when it touches this manhole
>Leave it in, Kvjeürborg!

Twin blades is possibly the worst game I've ever played to completion (during a party while drunk and with friends chiding me on). It would be a legit 0/10 if it wasn't for that absurdly hilarious ending that gives it a whole 1 point for making us all roar with laughter.

>>716398234
i feel like other media its always 1-5 as a scale. why is the scale always 1-10 for games

>>716394892
tpbp

>>716394786 (OP)
Cawthon's FNaF games are abysmal, especially FNaF 2. Impressive achievement to have something this simplistic and still fuck up the central mechanics.

>>716394786 (OP)
LawBreakers

>The original version of the Myth II contained a serious bug. The game CD contained an uninstaller which would remove the game from a computer by deleting the directory in which it had been installed. If the user had overridden the default directory and installed the game to the root level of their hard drive, the uninstaller would delete the entire contents of the user's hard drive. This bug was caught after Myth II CDs had been sent out and also duplicated and boxed to ship to stores. Bungie employees went to the factory, tore off the shrink wrap, opened the boxes, and replaced the faulty CDs with new CDs on which the uninstaller bug had been fixed. Luckily, only the marketing person who discovered the bug had her hard drive wiped. As a result of this bug and having to replace the CDs, Bungie made almost no profits.

>>716394786 (OP)
I understand objective 1/10 being dysfunctional but not a personal 1/10. Would you be more hurt if an attacker tripped over their own feet before reaching you? A personal 1/10 should be popular as insurance the people the game is made for consider it in its best form, there is no "better" form of the game you could like more. Just a fundamental difference in visions that if met would produce an entirely different game.
"Games that cause a 1/10 reaction"? Romancing Saga 2, Sequel Colony and Lun Calsari's The Way. I trust /v/'s recs as otherwise I wouldn't have even heard of my favourite games but what the fuck guys?

>>716394786 (OP)
Firewatch.

>>716424194
Yet the game still doesn't qualify as a 1/10 (closer to a 9/10), and most people didn't instal games to their root directory.

>>716394786 (OP)
Dragons dogma. It’s age does not excuse the lack of gameplay, narrative, or terrible writing.
Then there’s firewatch, a roughly -5/10 “game”

>>716424780
Shit taste, dragons dogma is great.

>>716424194
god damn, imagine the lawsuits if it did release with the original version and wiped thousands of people's drives

>>716424194
>uninstaller which would remove the game from a computer by deleting the directory in which it had been installed.
Believe it or not, Magic: the Gathering Arena launched with that exact same bug

>>716424780
>Dragon's Dogma
>lack of gameplay
People just say whatever the fuck around here, don't they?

>>716396580
>>716396727
This is why number ratings are retarded. You can't call something an objective 8 when it's literally just your opinion.

>>716394786 (OP)
Disco Elysium.
There's literally no gameplay. You're just talking to people.

>>716427142
Numbers in a practical sense are for quick, clickbait-y reference. That's about it. I like rating things because it's fun but it's not practical or objective in the slightest.

>>716409303
holy mindbroken
the real "drone" is you, nonny

>>716406089
posted it again award

>>716394786 (OP)
Breath of Fire 1. Zelda II. MGSV. Evil Within 2. Maximo.

>>716428567
>Evil Within 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zigTx34rpsw

>>716427020
Dunno man, combat is basically “mash a few buttons, occasionally pause to consume some curative” rinse repeat.
Meanwhile the main quest line is a set of like 7 “go here, kill that, return for next task” that you can sleepwalk through. Congrats, you’re at the “final battle”
It’s somewhat like a really bad movie where the entire time you’re waiting for some plot or character development, but nope, out of the blue, the credits start rolling.
The vocation system is kinda cool though.

Not really. The worst game I've ever played would probably be a 3 or a 4 because there's still some good or decent things about it, even if as a whole it's not great. 1/10 isn't just dislike, it means the game made your life worse somehow.

>>716396727
Stalker is a functional game, even if it's buggy you can play it just fine with a standard install...a 1 out of 10 is a game that is completely irredeemable. I haven't bothered reading past the first 100 replies, but almost all of them are simply not correct for anyone that is even somewhat reasonable. It's like people who state that McDonald's is worse than eating toxic sludge. Like come the fuck on, dude, we know you're a lying piece of shit stop looking for attention.

>>716396961
I played Forbidden Memories again recently. I remembered really liking it a lot as a kid, and when I started it up again I just thought everything would come back. Well it sure as fuck did not, so I had no idea what the fuck was going on. Kind of cool though, I get to replay a game from my childhood that is now completely gone from my mind lol

The Witcher 2.

>>716394891

Fuck you, chud

>people listing all these decent games as 1/10
emotionally stunted children.

1/10 isn't "I think it's bad" 1/10 is "I fucking hate it and it disgusts me on a spiritual level"

>>716419504
>he was sailing now
actually poetic lmao, gets me every time

>>716394856
8th grade answer, if this were 2005 you wouldve said "uhh fuckin rhino donkey diarrhea Resident Evil 4"

>>716398910
>I cannot believe this Hideo Kojima game has so many fucking cutscenes and talking

Launch Fallout 76

Crazy how memoryholed that game was cause of le drip feed patches
Same with launch Cyberpunk 2077

>>716398910
That game is 98% gameplay, but yeah there are a lot of cutscenes in the beginning and the end.

>>716394786 (OP)
witcher 3

>>716394786 (OP)
Probably Elden Ring

>>716394786 (OP)
is 1 better than 0 or is 1 truly the worst experience possible, one's genuine least favorite game of all time? in the latter case obviously there's those $0.25 clicker games that you can 100% in seconds, "pet the rabbit" and shit, but a more interesting answer for me would be something like Fable 2 or any of those 7th gen casual bait games that play themselves with no possible way to fail or ever see a "game over" screen. During the entire 360/PS3 era I felt consistently disappointed and insulted by every big release, which is worse than just being bored or not relating to the appeal. there was also that DBZ """fighting""" game that was literally rock paper scissors over and over again, as in the game would pause and both players pick rock, paper, or scissors, and that was the entire game, the regular attacks and anything that wasn't that were just animations, I can't remember the name but I bet someone else can, that shit was so ass and I only played it because I couldn't remember the name of a different DBZ game that I did like so it was even more disappointing.

>>716429490
I fucking hate Megaman X7, it disgusts me on a spiritual level, and it made me question my sanity and contemplate self-harm. I still give it like a 3/10 because the game isn't really broken in any way. It functions as intended, or at least the Japanese version does. That's a problem in and of itself but I digress.

>>716394786 (OP)
Alien Isolation
We had already explored the lifecycle, physical shape, behavioral patterns etc of the xenomorph for forty years.
>woah look at the AI and how advanced it is!
>woah look at how good the performance is!
The xenomorph was only scary because it touched on the primal fear of rape. The original movie literally had grown men running from the theater during screenings for that reason. But instead they turned it into a scooby doo villain where it pops out every once in awhile to spook you.

>>716431065
>sees an alien and gets scared of rape
lol what? seek help, NOW

>>716431138
>monster with a head like a dick coming out of dark corners killing people
>several scenes with the tail pointed upwards and impaling women through the crotch
>facehugger literally face rapes you
You're kinda retarded man

>>716431138
Had you read the Alien book with interviews with Giger, he literally wanted to make it rapey. He made the facehugger so men would be equally uncomfortable.

>>716394786 (OP)
Heavy rain. Despite how funny it is it was clearly never intended to be. And it's too bad to be taken seriously.

>>716394786 (OP)
Such a cool concept with such terrible execution. The AI is completely braindead and just chases you endlessly around. You get caught like 100 times in a row and you barely get punished for it. The puzzles are either completely braindead or nonsensical , no in-between. Most of the time, you're just stacking boxes because they couldn't be bothered to make actual platforming. And the story is neither interesting nor does it make any sense

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>>716394786 (OP)
any rpg maker game that /v/ keeps shilling and praising as the greatest thing ever

>>716431683
I haven't played it yet, but I refuse to believe a David Cage game can be anything less than an intentional or unintentional 10/10.

>>716432484
It's a bad absolutely garbage game that's so bad that it loops around to being good because it's hilarious. I consider it The Room of vidya.

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>>716394786 (OP)
Turrican on the Genesis
Growl
Haunted Castle

Those are probably the 3 worst games I've ever finished.

>>716433074
That's what I mean. It has to be awesome either directly or by virtue of being awful.

>>716394786 (OP)
Of games that I actually managed to slog through, Zhust.
It's made by like one dude from Thailand so it's not really fair to actively shit on it too much but boy it is like someone's favorite game was DMC2 but they fell short of making an action game of comparable quality.
Highlights of the ridiculous aspects
>enemies have unclear amounts of armor and smack you mid combo, some enemies have barriers where if you directly hit them you take like 20% of your HP in damage and it is not clear how to break them or when they're active
>because of this you rely on the ranged weapons, but you need to wait for a meter to recharge before you can use your ranged attacks
>melee options are twin swords that are so stubby you can whiff on enemies right in front of them, fists that are somehow more stubby, and a big sword that has decent range but is too slow to even use in most fights. The game does not tell you how to switch weapons
>stages are so big and empty that there are specific items that only really serve to make the character walk at a reasonable pace, but moving 5x faster still can mean spending like a full minute walking between empty spaces to reach the next fight. Positive side: because stages are so big you can cheese any sufficiently annoying fight by running to one side of the arena and spamming your homing projectiles
>game presents itself as having pad support complete with controls shown in the menus but basic mechanics are unavailable on pad
>one of the bosses randomly heals periodically for no clearly conveyed reason
>multiple enemies have a lengthy period of turning into a giant hitbox or being invincible so you have to sit back and wait
>the campaign does not really have a save feature, you're given a list of levels and difficulty options and need to remember what you cleared (but there is progression in your stats and unlocks?)
>random one-shot deaths
It was a fucking experience.

>>716394786 (OP)
FEZ
The puzzles were either "a toddler can figure it out" or "indecipherable bullshit", and moving around the map was awful.

>>716394891
Rude

Both of these

>>716394786 (OP)
Barring games that are fundamentally broken, the closest I can think of is megaman x7.

>>716406274
That salt shooter game was fucking kino thoughever

>>716394786 (OP)
World of Warcraft

The Last of Us, I'm serious

>The Good
Punching feels nice and solid, satisfying sound effects

>The Bad
Literally everything else

>>716394786 (OP)
Most of the shit that’s posted on itchio I guess. Although I don’t even consider those real games.

>>716437043
Besides itchio shovelware, I would bet that a non trivial number of NES games are somewhere in the 1-3 out of 10 range.

>>716437043
There's a lot of fun for an hour type games on there (I'm a horrorfag and love almost every game in the genre so even dumb mascot horror diarrhea entertains me) but it's mostly sewage, yea

>>716394786 (OP)
spiderman3 gameboy
ecw ps1
pokemon fucking channel

>>716396580
yes the last of us 2 with some of the best tps gameplay is a 1 and unplayable cause of its shit story

>>716396616
Fuck off retard, the entire fucking game is SATURATED with unskippable dialog until you unlock NG+, which finally allows you to skip that shit.

>>716405806
>>Spyro: Reignited
who's dick you been sucking

>>716394786 (OP)
Dragons Dogma 2 because it murdered my favorite series and insured that it will never get a sequel that gives fans what they actually want.

>>716394786 (OP)
Undertale. Couldn't stand it for more than 30 minutes. It's a shit game for weepy faggots

>>716394786 (OP)
Unsalvageable.

>>716394786 (OP)
mgs4 was unbearable, it's the best fuck you game ever made.

>>716394786 (OP)
anything nintendo post N64
anything fromslop
anything rogue/like/lite etc

>>716437561
>who is dick

>>716437762
also gacha

>>716409861
outta 5
1 is pure shit
2 is games I just dont like and dont wanna play I just put the game down and never wanna pick up (but its still playable to others to me its just not enjoyable)
2.5 is games I can play and beat but its just meh slop
3 is a soild game
4 is a amazing game
5 is something I love

>>716394891

>>716411647
fucking hell if there ever was a 1/10 it's that piece of shit. refund if you can.

Living in 2025

>>716405970
Actually comes to mind when I think of a really shitty game now. It's abysmal. Not sure if it's 1/10 but it's absolutely a 3/10 for me at best. It's so bad it retroactively ruins danganronpa for me, due to the art style and presentation reminding me of hundred line inextricably. So perhaps a 1/10 after all

The first game I played on DS was a Cars movie licensed game

>>716394786 (OP)
It would have to be completely and utterly broken.
And very few games in existence are like that.
Back on the C64 there were some games released to the public that had programming errors in them, and they weren't tested correctly by the publisher but were released anyway. Reviewers would find that you literally couldn't progress past certain points in the game because it would either crash, or the game wouldn't load beyond that point.
That would be considered a 1/10 to me.

PS - this was the reason that Nintendo came up with their "Seal of Quality", because of all the literally broken crap that was on the C64/Spectrum etc.

t. boomer gen x

>>716394786 (OP)
Every sports game made this century.
There has not been one game for any real world sport that has made tangible improvements since the mid to late 90s.

skyrim - it's the most boring shit imaginable

>>716394786 (OP)
nu-tomb raider
pokemon black and white
crash 4

>>716394786 (OP)
modern ubishit games
horizon
tlou

>>716394786 (OP)
https://youtu.be/VA3vijm17Bs

>>716394786 (OP)
Amazing Spider-Man 2. Game was riddled with loading screen and frustrating combat. The only redeeming quality was the web swinging and even then I wish I had spent my time and energy doing anything else.

>>716396581
>Running hurts you
What the fuck where these people thinking?

Conan Exiles might be the single worst thing I've ever played. It single handedly has caused me to never take friend recommendations seriously ever and is the reason I avoid survival crafting slop.

>>716394786 (OP)
League of legends
World of tanks
Any gacha

Glad I pirated it

>>716394786 (OP)
I thought Dragon's Dogma was pretty bad.

>>716447191
It was worth the little I paid for it. Even though it wasn't explicit, all the lesbo talk got me diamonds.

>>716394786 (OP)
The second half

>>716394786 (OP)
Steins;Gate. It's absolute shite.

>>716394786 (OP)
WoW
Batman forever
every sports games that isnt skateboarding
that bloodstained 8bit shit
every 2600 game besides pitfall
every walking simulator
the daytona usa reboot from 2016
duke 3d anniversary that kicked the actual duke 3d off the market
the strider reboot from the 2000s
the guantlet reboot from the 2000s

>>716396113
More of her.

Every single video game including your favorite OP

>>716394786 (OP)
The original Dead Island.

Rockstar games, unironically
Every single one plays like trash and it takes like 3 hours for the fucking game to start
Every mission is a 30 minute dialogue dump while following a gps
When you get to X location you do Y thing exactly as you are told
Your reward is shitty shooting or shitty driving
Your next reward is another 30 minute story dump where everyone regurgitates shit you already know, again

>>716394786 (OP)
RDR2. Yes, seriously. Don't give a fuck how good the graphics are if the game is an absolute borefest.

>>716394786 (OP)
fallout 3
Only game to date that i've left unfinished despite trying multiple times

>>716394786 (OP)
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

>>716394786 (OP)
any game that doesn't have a dedicated quit button, or resolution selection, or master volume adjustment
don't care if it's literally the greatest game ever made, if it doesn't have either one of those it's fucking trash

>>716430613
Is that the “BURN TO THE GROUND” one?

>>716408474
>>716408608
>> 716449456
>Batman Forever
….THIS GAME IS FUCKED BEYOND BELIEF

>>716428376
>>716428496
Archiveschizo melty

>>716396113
Los Angeles is cool

>>716437710
This is a rare instance of being a 1/10 not because it's broken but the design elements are just that fucking bad. Anyone who has even played the demo and experienced the Fox Box understands. Possibly the most intentionally designed 1/10 mechanic in history.

>>716450450
Yes, and that's one of the game's better qualities. At least you can laugh at the earrape.

>>716396256
>Posts an entire list of objective 1/10s except maybe Mass Effect (For being the only not-shitty movie game) and Doom (For being a classic that inspired many others)
>Hurr guise I meant 10/10

Way to go from having a good post to being a shitter, I guess.

>>716447191
Honestly, if you treat this like freeware then it's kind of palatable. Fuck paying for it though, not worth a single cent.

>>716394786 (OP)
In order for it to be a 1/10, it has to be SO fucking bad that it raises the epistomolgoical question of whether it's a game or not.

It's not really a dark horse kind of pick, and it's about as expected as could be.
The game doesn't even function on a fundamental level. the only way it could be more broken would be to never launch period. Even Cheetah Men let you at least play a level or two before it completely breaks down.

>>716419504
People used to actually try, huh? Genuinely fantastic writing. This type of commentary would go right over a zoomoids head

Hunt Down the Freeman

>>716394891
This is the honest version of this >>716394856
post

>>716452346
I like this arbitrary definition more than most presented here. If it can get you to sincerely ask that, it's a good sign you're near the bottom.

ignoring caveats like technical issues making something fully broken/unplayable (is it even scorable at that point) the worst game ive ever sat through is the first garten of banban
not even so bad its good its just complete slop an absolute chore to play through the half hour chapter
id rather clean dog shit than play that again

>>716429575
>>716429575
Unlike MGS, Death Stranding 1 and 2 are pure over-designed over-explained overwrought cringe. The dialog is at the level of "The Room", the plot is retarded. I actually have the opposite opinion than most people. I LIKED the walking simulator gameplay. Thats ALL the game needed to be. It didnt need a story or a bunch of convoluted BT encounters. Just a guy delivering packages base to base across landscape.

>>716394786 (OP)
Superman 64

>>716453229
>>716452346
>If it can get you to sincerely ask that, it's a good sign you're near the bottom
Not really, people ask whether visual novels are actually games or not but there are still some incredible VNs like SG and Muv Luv with great stories.

>>716394786 (OP)
Sea of stars. As soon as Garl showed up from a bush after setting up camp I turned the game off and uninstalled. After reading criticisms about the game, I read it only got worse.

>>716394786 (OP)
Quest 64

>>716394786 (OP)
Big rigs, hong kong 97, tons of bootleg games

>>716399927
>macnigger

>>716395986
and the enemies are such bullet sponges holy shit

>>716453664
It's like throwing a paperback copy of Dune of the Lord of the Rings and calling it a game anon.