>Fantasy game has mounts
>They're all regular horses
I too like vanilla bean ice-cream and no toppings pizza

>>716395983 (OP)
Pizza with no toppings is bread.

>>716395983 (OP)
Invent a fantasy horse then

Does riding horses piss trannies off now? Sheeeeit get me a saddle

>>716396131
A Pegasus?

>>716396054
There's still cheese and sauce dumbass

>>716396471
Those are toppings.

>>716396131
How about a horse, but it has mini guns on its side and breathes atomic lasers? We'll call it, America!

>>716395983 (OP)
>please more freakshit cash shop mounts, I need attention

>>716396497
If you order a pizza at papa johns with no toppings you get a cheese pizza gayboy, now start making fun of America

>>716395983 (OP)
ESO has loads. dwarvern spiders, big lizards and even a senche-raht which is a still fully sentient type of khajit the size of a bear that walks on all fours

>>716396497
Is garlic bread a pizza then wiseass

>>716396331
>horse + horn
Behold my creative invention!

>>716396331
See
>>716396568
'murica, bitches!

>>716395983 (OP)
what's wrong with vanilla ice cream

Riding an ostrich is incredibly kino and more games/media need to feature it.

I will gladly pay $30 to get a dirty bike in Elden Ring.

>>716399030
It's not spicy enough for known deviants like OP.