Thread 716401917 - /v/ [Archived: 189 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:05:51 PM No.716401917
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I had way more fun with this than DK Bananza
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:07:04 PM No.716401989
>>716401917 (OP)
But did Astrobot have any bananas in pipes?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:07:28 PM No.716402013
>>716401917 (OP)
This level is so good
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:08:14 PM No.716402059
bananza does everything asstroturfed does and more :)
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:10:50 PM No.716402210
>>716401917 (OP)
Ohh so that's the cheese level transformation is. Cute.
I avoided that level intending to do it near the end cause it looked the funnest, but dropped it after the 4th galaxy and never finished. lol
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:13:59 PM No.716402382
>>716402210
Faggot
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:15:34 PM No.716402476
Why is it every time an Astroturf thread gets made the OP is comparing it to other superior platformers like Mario, Kirby, DK, etc
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:16:26 PM No.716402525
>>716401917 (OP)
You should try playing Bananza that might change your mind
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:18:21 PM No.716402647
>>716402382
Add me on PSN, dickhead. We'll do shareplay and you can finish it for me.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:18:30 PM No.716402653
Post a picture of your hand holding your copy of DK Banazana
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:24:31 PM No.716402994
Astro Bot is the best PS2-era platformer you can possibly make, and that's not a bad thing. But a Nintendo platformer is different in just how much freedom of movement it gives you via its controls and physics. If you look up a Bananza/Odyssey speedrun right now you'll see DK and Mario flipping and jumping and doing all sorts of crazy shit to slowly shave seconds off their time. For Astro Bot, the most you can really do is hold forward and some level geometry skips. Astro's mechanics are intentionally simple with some challenging casual levels thrown in, while Mario/DK's are incredibly complex, but the casual levels are really easy.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:26:03 PM No.716403078
I love how every single streamer was like

“Yeah Astro bot is better”

About Bananza
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:27:43 PM No.716403180
>>716401917 (OP)
How sad that the only way you justify making an Astrobot thread is by comparing it to better platformers, because you know no one gives a shit about the skinwalker robot.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:31:33 PM No.716403418
>>716403180
I liked it
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:31:45 PM No.716403431
>>716402647
>ragequit a kids game
Kek
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:33:16 PM No.716403524
>>716403431
I didn't ragequit. You assumed that, cheeky anon. I got distracted by other games and just never got back to it.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:34:25 PM No.716403606
>>716403180
Astro Bot is GotY
DK Bananza isn't
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:50:17 PM No.716404592
>>716403606
Sure it is anon, sure it is.