Mario lost but Link won.

she kisses link right after sucking ganons fat dusky cock and getting plowed by him

>>716429683
most jewish shit i ever read

zelda and link feels like incest

Ganon is the real deal

me on the left and my irl wife on the right

ofc Link won, but the cucks at nintendo refuse to show it

>>716429683
Shalom rabbi

>>716429475 (OP)
BWC won

>>716429475 (OP)
He won? His girlfriend left him to become a flying snake.

>>716434012
>His girlfriend left him to become a flying snake.
She gets better

Zelinktroons are having the biggest melty of their lives.

>>716434170
>better
She stopped being a dragon, which means she got worse.

>>716429475 (OP)
>>716434170
>tfw I'll never have that because I'm a shitskin

>>716434592
No its better since all the pent up sexual frustration she held for thousands of years being a dragon gets unleashed all at once towards Link

>>716429475 (OP)
>Zelda Notes outright confirms they aren't an item
You are absolutely correct. Link won by virtue of not hooking up with that horrible women who puts her own selfish desires before that of the kingdom.

>>716434343
Making pizza dough is hard work

>>716429475 (OP)
Mario might be a super-er-erman but Link's gonna have a big tan

Wrong
That's why they took Link's peepee

>>716430385
Whenever I see Rex and his wives it makes me laugh
The madlad really loved them all

I really don't like BotW/TotK Zelda. She's an annoying melodramatic whore. Albeit I'm not a big fan of BotW/TotK Link either, too expressionless.

>>716437875
BotW is a furry game with Link in it

>>716437875
She's canonically the biggest fuckup out of all the Zeldas, kek.

>>716436205
And a big tuper

Whyd they give him black hair? Movie could have been kino otherwise, the girl looks hot

>>716429475 (OP)
Pure copium
Link will NEVER fuck Zelda

>>716429475 (OP)

>one of the few times zelda actually showed interest it's the game where the real link doesn't even exist

>>716438947
>/lit/ gets blondie percy, that whole lord of the ring's shit and blackwashing
>/co/ gets marvelslop, wokeshit and blackwashing
>/v/ gets minecraft movie and this
i mean, it could be worse

>>716438947
Hair dye is a thing you know.
Hell, if he had brown hair, that would be accurate to the first game.