>When the game was publicly presented at Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in 2000, Mario creator, Shigeru Miyamoto, reportedly cried[29], bowed[30], and let out a high-pitched scream of defeat[31][32]. When approached by the press for his opinions on the game, he simply stated "Floigan is the future", in English, and gave no further comments[33][34].
Did anyone play this?
ayo, real quick,
lemme drop a dime on ya...
we name is Floigan, that's F to da N,
we come talkin' bout bidness, cuz we ain't no fren
we got dogs in da yard, and a big ol' spliff,
bouta pipe down some shawtys with dem big ol' hips
we got Colt in the can, and a 9 in the hand,
and now it's bout time ya hear da master plan...
we come from the past, to bring some news,
"Floigan Bros. here to fight the jews!"
with muscle, wit and Floigan force,
we return from '01 to correct the course
but we can't do it, not without you,
and not without the man who said Floigan will do
Bernie lookin' down, guardian angel,
saw the future in us when we was still on the table
casting dreams, on a Moigle and a meme,
Big Bern and SEGA brought Floigan to da team
and now it's time, that we done some work,
the junkyard's closed and we loadin' the hurt
the jews on the run, early passover,
it's bout time for Mario to move over
now the dream is cast, and we sellin' out,
but we ain't leavin' on a single doubt
the plumber's dead, and Bernie too,
but the future is bright for Floigan and the crew...
word.
>>716448021 Based and Moiglebrained. I booted this up on my dusty Dreamcast last week and I swear the disc whispered "prophecy fulfilled" as it spun up. The tutorial alone left me spiritually altered-Hoigle stared into my soul with those googly eyes and just *knew*. No lie, the junkyard never looked so sacred. If Bernie saw how far the Bros have come, he’d unironically rise from the grave and start a Floigan PAC.
Bros... they told me Dreamcast was dead. They lied.
>>716447826 (OP)icant believe floigam threadsRe back
>>716447826 (OP)Qrd? What is the secret of Floigan Bros?
>>716447826 (OP)why is there no floigan bros rule 34
>>716449348Kek both Scorpio so that tracks
>>716448642Did you capture any footage as it spun up?
>>716449198 They're not just back-they never left. Every time a junkyard dog howls into a CRT's static glow, every time an unplayed Dreamcast disc rattles in its sleeve, the Floigan signal strengthens. We've merely tuned back in. Brother Moigle sleeps not-he lurks in every corrupted VMU, waiting patiently to Hoigle once more.
who up floigan their bros
I haven't played it but I did listen to a lot of Floig Jones Jr. around that time.
