>coworkers start talking about vidya

>coworkers ask why I'm single and don't have any kids

>>716450725
this guy FUCKS his hand daily

>>716449751 (OP)
You're implying that we wanted to include you in the first place. We don't. People who browse /v/ are extremely obvious out in the wild.

>>716449751 (OP)
>49 year old coworker plays fortnite and PUBG
>no kids

>>716450896
the average normal person has no idea what /v/ is, they only know what goybook and twitter are

>>716450725
>male ellenzappa
you fags would be jerking off instead if he was a woman

>>716450938
he'll retire in less than 5 years due to all the money he saved not having kids while breeders have to work until they're 70+

>tfw normie coworkers want to talk about FPS and sports games
>I want to talk about Senran Kagura and really anything involving big tits
>Talk about FromSoftware games instead
>They show a little interest in trying Elden Ring

At least there's something to talk about.

>OP: "WOW, I have nothing original to make a thread out of today, I better use reuse this same old tired topic with the same picture to rake in that attention from strangers online I so desperately need today because my family never attempts to call me or ask me how I am because I am just such a pathetic sorry excuse of human garbage on their eyes."

>coworkers start talking about vidya
>they have good taste and recommended me some good shit
Must suck to not have good coworkers. Couldn't be me.

>>716450725
>coworkers start talking about relationships
>anon, you're a virgin right
they already know before i say it...

>>716450725
literally me

>trying to explain emulation to the normals

>coworkers start singing about vidya

>>716450725
just say you're gay, it'll be easier.

>>716449751 (OP)
>coworkers start-

>>716451301
If you don't have bad coworkers then you're probably the bad coworker

>>716454134
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

>>716450725
Honestly, this guy would look way cooler if he just took off his glasses and changed into something more appropriate like robes.

>>716455056
You think a robe would help him salvage the flailing erect dog dick image as cool?