Why did they have to dumb down DK like this?

What is this fucking face?

He looks like fat toddler, not a fully grown gorilla. He looks like he should be wearing a diaper.

>>716452709 (OP)
Splatoon devs made it. They forgot which game they were making.

>>716452709 (OP)
>tfw obedient poojets running the botfarms and kikes flood the board with antishill threads but alas, they pooed the board so bad there's only bots and a couple of retards left so their infuriating two faced toxic lies have no reach

Make another thread I'm sure it'll stop the switch from selling this time

>>716452996
I completed Bananza and loved it but i just don't find these faces appealing. It looks babified and dumb as fuck.

Also not a pajeet, I'm white.

>>716453081
ok poojet

>>716453097
Doesn't feel like DK, feels like an imposter. I dont think they captured DK all that well. Feels like someone else and only vaguely similar.

N

That's Chungus Kong the wholesome expressive, comfort gorilla that only thinks about bananas 24/7.
Donkey Kong is dead.

>>716452709 (OP)
they just wanted to erase the Rare charm, which is why they didn't bring back the Kremlins and Kroll

How the fuck am I supposed to concentrate on this game and not fap when so many of DK's transformation have huge tight asses

>>716452709 (OP)
Rare dk wasn't real dk

>>716453729
Please stop being gay.

>>716454540
God no, I wouldnt change that even if I could.

>>716453729
Have you tried not being a faggot?

>>716453729
I did get a chuckle out of seeing that half the transformations are practically copy pasted bara fantasies from e621

>>716454724
Sounds awful.

Was it even the team’s decision or was it someone higher up since it’s DK? A lot of the people behind the game are the same as the ones from Jungle Beat, which has the complete opposite DK from this. Strong, angry, imposing. He was more brutish than Rare’s depictions.

>>716452839
No they didnt

>>716452839
that explains the barefoot little girl pointing her soles at the camera and talking about her feet in the getaway beds

You didn't beat the game

>>716453729
Fucking weirdo, man. So many fucking freaks exist in the small corners of the video game community. Fuck off.

Can already tell you're a tranny or you watch weird tranny or furry porn and sit in a diaper or something. Again, fuck off and seek therapy.

>>716455493
Hows your first day on the internet kid

>dumb down
he’s literally a stupid monkey

>>716454964
*slurps* is his superpower

Sit down

Jpson

>>716454842
how are we supposed to know, go ask miyamoto

>>716452709 (OP)