UNcomfy Wii U Thread
first off, go fuck yourself for even reading this
I hate the Wii U. I hate the menus that make me feel lonely and I hate the gamepad's stream compression artifacts. This old bitch is so slow (even at release it was slow) that even piracy and emulation is barely worth it. The only good thing to come out of this console is the pro controller even though people get filtered by the sticks. It was such a colossal failure that we ended up playing games like Mario Kart 8 for ten fucking years. God damn it
Tell me YOUR unpleasant, unreadable & useless thoughts about the Wii U

>>716457216 (OP)
>first off, go fuck yourself for even reading this
:(
>Tell me YOUR unpleasant, unreadable & useless thoughts about the Wii U
I played my 3ds more than my wiiu. the thing I hated the most is how slow it is to boot. One day it also glitched my flash drive and I lost every game there. It wasn't even a hacked wiiu... I should have sold it a long time ago because I don't think I will ever use it...

>>716457216 (OP)
>first off, go fuck yourself for even reading this

>>716457216 (OP)
another thing I hate that I forgot to mention is the glossy plastic everywhere that attracts fingerprints, dust and scratches. It's shit. It's e-waste sitting in my house somewhere, actively making me feel bad while I'm trying to live my life

I feel you, OP. Last time I listened to this board on anything.

I curse the wii u to my grave

>>716457216 (OP)
E3 2015 was an eye-opening experience, it's like you could see what was there crumble in real time

>>716457216 (OP)
>the menus that make me feel lonely
idk if that's it