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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:05:40 AM No.716459357
CIeopatra
CIeopatra
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Cleopatra being some 200 foot tall, naked succubus who spits stillborn children from her areolas isnโ€™t BibIically accurate.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:07:50 AM No.716459484
>>716459357 (OP)
Neither is like 90% of what most christians actually think I wouldn't worry about it.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:08:22 AM No.716459518
>>716459357 (OP)
Neither is the Divine Comedy.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:12:22 AM No.716459721
>>716459357 (OP)
americans think cleopatra was black
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:13:36 AM No.716459796
but its cool
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:18:30 AM No.716460062
N i double guh ur
N i double guh ur
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Babies being in Hell is fucked up and nobody ever brings it up or questions why humans who have no concept of good and evil end up there.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:22:56 AM No.716460325
>>716460062
only some proties believe babies can go to hell
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:24:26 AM No.716460423
>>716460062
Do babies in hell ever come up in the bible? Hell, hell itself barely does. Or is this some Divine Comedy thing? I thought kids were exempt from such judgement until puberty.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:26:57 AM No.716460567
>>716460423
Good goy should baptize it's offspring. That's the point.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:29:48 AM No.716460739
>>716460567
Oh yeah, baptisms. Of course.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:36:34 AM No.716461112
>>716460739
Jews have dick snipping and sucking.
Mudslimes also have dick snipping and pederastry.
Xstians have baptism.
Catholics have baptism, first communion, second communion then a conformation.
All worship the same "God", yet all have differing takes, ie its all fake.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:04:26 AM No.716462573
>>716461112
More people are waking up to the realization that Abrahamic religion is the enemy of humanity and all life in general.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:09:22 AM No.716462867
>>716461112
>>716462573
Sick of this retarded shit. Jews and muslims do NOT worship the Christian God, and "abrahamic religion" is a false umbrella term conjured up by reddit atheists to muddy the water/poison the well. Christians have nothing in common with jews and muslims, never had and never will. Stop spreading your bullshit propaganda, retard nigger.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:12:48 AM No.716463041
>>716462867
>Christians have nothing in common with jews and muslims
Come on, anon...
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:14:40 AM No.716463138
>>716463041
Not an arguement. Our theology is entirely different, and wholly incompatible with either """judaism""" (fake) or islam (heretical). Anyone who states otherwise clearly has not read a word of scripture, or studied church history and theology. Maybe some protestant cult down the street preaches that we're "one in the same", but that's not genuine Christianity.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:15:50 AM No.716463207
>>716463041
He's right. Judaism and Islam has a lot in common, probably why they hate each other so much, but Christianity is very, very far removed from both of them.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:19:19 AM No.716463376
>>716459357 (OP)
There is very little anything biblical in the Divine Comedy, it is literally an isekai self-insert story about how Dante gets to hang out with his favorite cool pagan poet and all of the people who he does not personally like are burning in Hell, including his contemporaries he had a beef with.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:27:03 AM No.716466598
>>716459357 (OP)
Actually Cleopatra is part of the biblical prophecy, the evil king in Daniel is Anthony and the war he lost in Egypt against the king of the north is talked about.

https://youtu.be/phHkB7lkOPU
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:34:41 AM No.716469810
>>716460423
No and Iโ€™m pretty sure the divine comedy which is where most people base their idea of hell from, only has non baptized babies in purgatory before they go to heaven iirc
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:56:54 AM No.716470912
>>716469810
Divine Comedy does have souls of babies in Hell itself, though quite up in the levels at least.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:03:32 AM No.716471242
>>716469810
>purgatory
Imagine what it must have been like to be some peasant in a random village being told "hey you guys, new afterlife just dropped"
Imagine being one of those peasants who then had to deal with the fallout of "just kidding it was never real"
Imagine being one of the people who paid good money to have loved ones prayed for to get them out of purgatory and then being told it was never real but also you're never getting your money back
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:55:08 AM No.716473465
>>716459357 (OP)
does she eat him?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 9:56:50 AM No.716473532
>>716466598
wow, sure is a coincidence that all the events in the book talking about the creation of the god of all of humanity takes place in the tiny section of the world where the people who wrote it lived.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:01:34 AM No.716473704
>>716473532
Only a bot could write something this incoherent. How much are they paying you, Ranjesh?. The Ancient Near-East was the cornerstone of the ancient world, where goods were made and brought to various regions, especially during the time of the Roman Empire. Regions like England were remote shitholes back then, far moreso than the likes of Antioch, which were places of commerce and learning. You need to get this idea that the ancient Middle East was the same as the current Middle East out of your head. It was a lot "whiter" and a lot more civilized back then.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:03:44 AM No.716473783
Untitled
Untitled
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Dante's Inferno was not worth its price. Shit was way too fucking short.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:43:09 AM No.716475138
>>716471242
None of this ever happened.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:44:51 AM No.716475192
>>716460062
Limbo != Hell, retard
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:48:45 AM No.716475330
>>716459357 (OP)
>isnโ€™t BibIically accurate
You CAN fuck her though.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:51:27 AM No.716475425
>>716463138
No one's denying there's a difference. But there's an incompatible difference between Lutheranism and Catholicism too. Still the same religion though
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 10:55:14 AM No.716475554
>>716475425
I don't view proestantism and it's many offshoots as being Christian. They claim to be "true to scripture", but because there is nothing grounding protestants, they can essentially come up with whatever religion they want. It's how Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses exist, and you certainly cannot call those "Christian" either. I'm very interested in learning more about the Orthodox Church, because it seems to have remained entirely consistent for 2000 years. It's an authentic tradition that the Western Church has lost.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:05:49 AM No.716475927
>>716459357 (OP)
You have no idea how much I cummed to the part where she's boom climbing and clawing that tower with her claws. Thanks for reminding me she exists.