Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:36:06 AM No.716464196
>You're really gonna wear that the whole time?
>*Jerry cracks open his PS3 case of Arkham Asylum*
>*Snorts* Come on Jerry, it's Batman! The dark knight! The caped crusader!
>... Why isn't Superman called the caped crusader? He has a cape... he crusades...
>*Kramer slides and stands around for two minutes because the audience won't stop clapping and hooting for him*
>*Kramer sees the games title screen on Jerry's new HDTV*
>*POP* ayyayyeeyeyee-you know my friend Bob Sacamano was locked up in Arkham?
>What for?
>Bob owed some money and the dogs were barkin' at his door, but these Joker goons promised to make his problems go away.
>But instead of money, his car blew up, his house was set on fire -- but what REALLY sent him over the edge is when they fed his pekingese to him in a club sandwich! Can you believe it? A CLUB!
>*George shrugs* ...so what?
>He had ordered a Philly Cheese.
>*Jerry cracks open his PS3 case of Arkham Asylum*
>*Snorts* Come on Jerry, it's Batman! The dark knight! The caped crusader!
>... Why isn't Superman called the caped crusader? He has a cape... he crusades...
>*Kramer slides and stands around for two minutes because the audience won't stop clapping and hooting for him*
>*Kramer sees the games title screen on Jerry's new HDTV*
>*POP* ayyayyeeyeyee-you know my friend Bob Sacamano was locked up in Arkham?
>What for?
>Bob owed some money and the dogs were barkin' at his door, but these Joker goons promised to make his problems go away.
>But instead of money, his car blew up, his house was set on fire -- but what REALLY sent him over the edge is when they fed his pekingese to him in a club sandwich! Can you believe it? A CLUB!
>*George shrugs* ...so what?
>He had ordered a Philly Cheese.
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