>the virgin Mario is still just friends with Peach
>the chad Luigi fucks Daisy on the regular

What does he have that I don't have?

>>716465864 (OP)
Is it true?

Luigi will never be a chad no matter how many times you fags say it.

>>716465864 (OP)
Daisy is Mario’s sloppy seconds and Wario’s sloppy thirds

>Luigi will never be a cha- ACK

>>716465864 (OP)
If Mario is just friends with Peach then Luigi is just acquaintances with Daisy.

>Luigi will never be a cha- Uhhh nothing forget it.

>>716466183
He's the tallest man in their known universe.

>>716466239
>Mario went after someone else that was never interested in him and missed out
>Wario went on to chase gold and lolis
>Daisy ended up in a loving relationship with someone that cares about them
Yeah I think Wario came out on top here, ngl.

>mario realizing he's been friendzoned

>>716466183
he jumps higher

>>716466183
The ability to kick his legs like a gangster

>>716466678
Waluigi?

>Mario is an incel

>>716465864 (OP)
Luigi doesn't fuck, if anything Daisy probably pegs him

>>716465864 (OP)
you think mario and peach dont fuck?
do you not fuck friends?
god damn, op, stop putting sex on a pedestal.