Christbros...................

That's the same reception Jesus got in real life back then too so it fits

>Discovered: Nazareth Market
>Objective: Locate John the Baptist

>>716468171
>mfw this game will be the bible of video games 1000 years later

Based
God Bless

>>716468171
>I was expecting a based game about whipping (((devil-worshippers))), but you play as a cuck forgiving people who betrayed you after defending females who cheated on their husband? bad DEI woke writing 0/10

>>716468120 (OP)
This is going to be great for all those "The last character you played as" threads.

>ai slop key art
the jokes write themselves

>unreal engine 5

You know it's bad when not even religious or propaganda games are safe from being slop.

It's over guys. We need to let it collapse so there can be a Renaissance.

what are they sniffing over that at poland?

Does it have the part where he uses a whip to drive money changers from the temple?

>>716469201
Holy kino

Ok but how are they going to portray (((them))) without sparking a shitstorm?

>>716469654
in current year (((they))) can kvetch all they want but the world wide sentiment isn't favorable for them
didn't that ADL guy say 'more than half the world hates us now'

>>716468485
well its already about as credible as the book itself

>>716468120 (OP)
So is it based and /ourgame/?

>>716469201

>>716469727
Haha

Imagine if you put this to your Steam profiles 'favorite game' showcase, wouldn't that be really ironic and hilarious?

>>716469201
We already have that in Dante's Inferno

we need a longinus simulator

LUDO

Atheist cucks on suicide watch

>>716468120 (OP)
I thought they weren’t gonna finish this

>>716469201
AAAAAAAAWWWWH DEE FLIGU GIGU GOO DEE FLIGU GIGU HIGU HIGU A DEEEEEHEEE FLIGU U DE ZASUWAVU OOH WAH DEEEE

>>716472558
Divine Comedy is not a religious work, it is just an isekai story about how Dante gets to hang out with a cool pagan poet and all the people and historical figures who he does not like are in Hell.

>>716468120 (OP)
how come this hasn't been adapted to video games? this would be kino.

>>716469574
why Jesus attacking time travellers?

>>716468120 (OP)
Stop