Thread 716477227 - /v/ [Archived: 98 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:45:06 AM No.716477227
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>cast a Hollywood actor to play Mario in the movie instead of his main VA since forever
>let go and replaced Martinet without a game send-off
>let go and replaced Peach's VA without telling her
>redesigned DK from his iconic look into the generic Seth Rogen cartoon monkey from the movie
>omitted Miyamoto from Mario Kart World development as he's absent from the credits (not even a special thanks) making it the first mainline Mario game without his involvement
>announced that Mario and Peach are just good friends and not romantically involved

All within a year or two

Why are they doing this Mario bros, who's next on the chopping block
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:46:40 AM No.716477287
V GETS MAD AT CHILDRENS MOVIE PART 4
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:47:42 AM No.716477317
there's worst shit out there in vidya than nintendo retconning their games for the millionth time.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:50:02 AM No.716477405
>>716477317
And?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:50:51 AM No.716477435
>>716477227 (OP)
>announced that Mario and Peach are just good friends and not romantically involved
This is especial bullshit.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:51:25 AM No.716477454
>>716477317
what if people just enjoy the mario series and are more interested in talking about things happening to it than stop killing games or trannies or whatever the fuck
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:52:39 AM No.716477494
>>716477317
Can you go ahead and drop the list so ee can start at issue number one? I'd hate to do things out of order.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:53:07 AM No.716477507
>>716477405
and we need to root for the poisonous animals to win in austrailia.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:53:53 AM No.716477536
Peach hasn't kissed Mario since the N64 game.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:54:48 AM No.716477564
>>716477536
He was trying to get married to her as recently as Odyssey
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:57:05 AM No.716477649
>>716477494
issue 1: more people should learn to code
issue 2: breed spiders in austrailia
issue 3: change the language that instead of buying "video games" you are buying "sandwiches" instead.
issue 4: more spiders
issue 5: jamboree
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:58:29 AM No.716477713
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>>716477227 (OP)
His game send-off was Mario Kart Tour.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:59:15 AM No.716477746
>>716477454
Then half of OP's post is useless social media fluff no-one's gonna remember in 5 years and the only things that stick are DK's botched design (which most tendies love) and the new voice cast.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:02:19 PM No.716477849
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>>716477227 (OP)
I suppose the logic goes: "Nintendo doesn't care, and neither should you!"
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:04:51 PM No.716477937
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>>716477227 (OP)
>cast a Hollywood actor to play Mario in the movie instead of his main VA since forever
A man who has only been saying LET'S A GO and WAHOO for 300 years can't be a voice actor in a 2 hour movie. Retard
>let go and replaced Martinet without a game send-off
Yes, Martinet started out with Mario's voice, but today literally anyone can imitate him perfectly. Also, he was not replaced. Retard
>let go and replaced Peach's VA without telling her
The same reasons. Retard
>redesigned DK from his iconic look into the generic Seth Rogen cartoon monkey from the movie
DK looks glorious as always. Retard
>omitted Miyamoto from Mario Kart World development as he's absent from the credits (not even a special thanks) making it the first mainline Mario game without his involvement
You don't have a single healthy brain cell left. Retard
>announced that Mario and Peach are just good friends and not romantically involved
They always were. Retard

Any other baits?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:07:07 PM No.716478005
>>716477937
Bait is supposed to be believable anon
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:08:21 PM No.716478053
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>>716477227 (OP)
Mario is a cuck.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:09:34 PM No.716478095
>>716477227 (OP)
good grief, sort yourself out bud
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:33:05 PM No.716478975
>>716477227 (OP)
Curious, Miyamoto does not appear in Mario Kart 7's credits either. That one also sucked, removed VS for no reason and didn't bother having a mission mode.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:33:14 PM No.716478979
>>716477746
Yeah no one's going to remember Miyamoto being phased out of having an active role in Nintendo games, retard
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:34:26 PM No.716479014
>>716478095
NTA, but how is that an argument? He's talking about Nintendo, you retard. Not himself.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:34:52 PM No.716479027
>>716478053
Why is Luigi gay in this comic?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:37:05 PM No.716479097
I honestly think nintendo decided to replace their VAs after the backlash of chris pratt voicing mario over charles in the movie. they probably don't want people getting too attached to VAs, which is why I think the new mario cast might not stick around as long as the previous ones did
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:38:35 PM No.716479147
>>716477227 (OP)
>redesigned DK from his iconic look into the generic Seth Rogen cartoon monkey from the movie
did you ever consider nintendo planned the redesign before the movie came out and they made sure to include it in the movie so when they did finally unveil DKs new design that the one in the movie wasn't immediately outdated if they had gone with the rare design?
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:40:30 PM No.716479220
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>>716479147
>did you ever consider nintendo planned the redesign before the movie came out
It would've been in Mario vs Donkey Kong then, which was a year after the movie
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:41:29 PM No.716479264
THE MARIO MANDATE...
THE MARIO MANDATE IS REAL!!!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:43:03 PM No.716479319
Japanese people genuinely hate Romance where the man and the woman physically enjoy each others company

Cloud x tifa shit
Leon x ada shit
Eren x mikasa shit
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:43:39 PM No.716479334
>>716479220
no, they wanted to wait to reveal the design for the switch 2 launch vs the end of the switch 1s lifecycle. the timing of the movie was just a little wonky as it came out towards the end of the switch 1 but not exactly as it ended

as for that particular game, it's like I said, they wanted to wait till the new console launched to change his design and perhaps it started development before they decided to change DKs design. Since it was a switch 1 game it's not a big deal to keep the old design
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:46:12 PM No.716479423
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>>716479334
>they wanted to wait till the new console launched to change his design
Why, the movie was already out

Nintendo Land was a much bigger deal than Mario vs DK, it opened in 2023 (the year the movie released) and it had the old design
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:50:17 PM No.716479585
>>716477227 (OP)
Let's be real none of that is worth much
Any Joe off the street can do the cartoony Mario character voices which are all very heavy on head voice and do like no strain to you at all. There's no reason to worship some relics who seemed like they recorded less than 30 minutes of voice work in like 20 years. Don't get me wrong I know he did other roles like Parthunax but as iconic as all the Mario voices are I feel anyone could do them just like anyone can do a Mickey Mouse voice but no one but Tom Kenny will ever be able to do a SpongeBob.

>>716478979
Haven't people been whining at his over involvement and dragging down projects for like 15 years?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:51:46 PM No.716479648
>>716477937
>He was not replaced
>He was literally replaced in all games and media
I wonder what it's like sucking nintendo's cock this hard
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:52:48 PM No.716479690
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>>716477937
>>A man who has only been saying LET'S A GO and WAHOO for 300 years can't be a voice actor in a 2 hour movie. Retard
WRONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8sYvNtjXRI
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:55:39 PM No.716479785
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>>716477937
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:03:16 PM No.716480131
>>716477227 (OP)
Your dick (if you still have one)
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:15:28 PM No.716480734
>>716479423
because they had to delay the switch 2 reveal and they were planning on releasing the movie around the same time they announced the switch 2. delaying the switch 2 just made things fucky
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:33:09 PM No.716481437
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>>716477536
this was after odyssey
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:44:31 PM No.716481989
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>>716477435
>>716477227 (OP)
Why are you guys so surprised about the Mario/Peach thing? It was already known years ago that Mario and Peach are "friends" and not an official couple from official material.

In fact Peach rejects Mario at the end of Odyssey.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:51:58 PM No.716482320
>>716477937
Martinet (who is a very talented voice actor) began as Mario's voice for a demo in which he spoke full sentences. He reprised his role for the PC educational games all of which had full voice acted dialogue.

https://youtu.be/ttAPokIf7us
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:34:05 PM No.716484637
>>716481989
You aren't "good friends" with a woman you want to marry and chase romantically and don't interact with otherwise
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:39:37 PM No.716484969
>>716477227 (OP)
I don't dislike Martinet. But he was never Mario to me who grew up with the cartoons and the super show.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:47:39 PM No.716485452
>>716482320
he's also had speaking roles in animes where he does full sentences with voices as equally silly as mario. nintendo just wanted a big hollywood star to voice mario
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:48:54 PM No.716485518
VA's should always be reminded they're not that important
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:53:50 PM No.716485798
>>716479027
Brush up on the youtube poop lore
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:56:15 PM No.716485918
>>716477227 (OP)
He should have done the voice and mocap, but they should have used the cgi likeness of Satoru Iwata