Diablo 3 is retarded - /v/ (#716477519) [Archived: 115 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:53:31 AM No.716477519
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I mean the Diablo gameplay is absolute shit.

>Grind to get Lv 15 gear
>Monster Damage and HP increase making your gear useless
>Grind for Lv 16 gear
>Monster Damage and HP increase making your gear useless
>Grind for Lv 17 gear

Like WTF?! Why is this so retarded? And it is all auto generated shit, a literal numbers game and at this point (it was cool idea in Diablo 1) the randomly generated """"""DUNGEONS"""" are retarded as fuck
>Try to randomly generate rooms of a literal crypt to look good
>Where on every step you get le epic cynematics of cultists and dead kings resurrecting and shit
Seriously at this point an actually human crafted level by some artist would be better.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 11:57:25 AM No.716477668
>>716477519 (OP)
Welcome to the modern ARPG design. This shit is in every game these days.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:08:37 PM No.716478065
>>716477668
>Welcome to the modern ARPG design. This shit is in every game these days.
I know it is bad and retarded however Diablo was like this from day 1.

This is how Diablo was always and it is a retarded game system.

QUESTION: Why did all the diablo fanboys not migrate to every other generic fantasy loot collection game that are on phones and PC now?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:10:12 PM No.716478117
>>716477519 (OP)
why do you speak like a 15yo brazilian?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:10:23 PM No.716478125
>>716477519 (OP)
You shouldn't even be able to grind for gear at low levels since can blast to level 70 in no time, at which point you will only care about finishing the story then moving on to the actual grind mode.
Don't think about the level progression. It makes no sense.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:18:30 PM No.716478412
Diablo 3's biggest problem is the gameplay loop involves deleting all of your progress every few months. Why anyone tolerates this is a mystery.
Second biggest problem is the grind doesn't actually serve any purpose. There is no goal you are working toward or end achievable.
Third biggest problem is that ridiculous bonus damage 10,000%+, is on sets making them the only option.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:22:58 PM No.716478596
>>716478412
>Diablo 3's biggest problem is the gameplay loop involves deleting all of your progress every few months.
Welcome to ARPG with seasons, stupid? That's the norm for the genre.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:25:04 PM No.716478665
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>>716478125
I finished Diablo 3 years ago and decided to replay it because of a retarded video I did see.

>low levels since can blast to level 70 in no time
I finished the skeleton king and I am 1 hit everything. So the fights are more of a joke then anything and the story is nothing special.

PS: Did my game bug itself or did Microsoft who owns Blizzard remove the CGI cinematic when the star falls?

Because I remember seeing this shit in the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlhwv4udxtc
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:26:57 PM No.716478745
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>>716478596
>ARPG
WTF is a ARPG?

>>716478412
>gameplay loop
Are you writing this ironically or unironically?
You know that good games do not have loops and game play loops are dev talk for exploiting retards with shit like

>Grind to get Lv 15 gear
>Monster Damage and HP increase making your gear useless
>Grind for Lv 16 gear
>Monster Damage and HP increase making your gear useless
>Grind for Lv 17 gear
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:29:12 PM No.716478830
>>716478745
Actual retard moment.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:36:45 PM No.716479084
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>>716478830
>Gameplay loop is good and not the devs exploiting me!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:41:56 PM No.716479284
I've been trying out different arpgs since IV disappointed me greatly and i have to say those Van helsing games are pretty good.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:28:25 PM No.716481245
Was watching a review of Diablo IV, and the guy said the only two games worth anything in the entire gender are Darksiders Genesis and The Ascent.

After going back and finally playing Diablo 1 and 2, I have to agree.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:33:59 PM No.716481476
>>716478412
>Third biggest problem is that ridiculous bonus damage 10,000%+, is on sets making them the only option.
That hasn't been true for years now. There's a gem that grants a similarly insane boost to all your skills based on equipped item rarity as long as you have no set effects active.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:18:40 PM No.716483751
>Attack power / Armor power for every class
>hold down a button to do 100000% damage and take -10000% damage for every class
>""""RPG""""""
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:28:03 PM No.716484274
the initial leveling part is just a necessary evil in d3/d4, the game is (poorly) designed around endgame
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:33:07 PM No.716484581
I really reaaaaally think you gotta be a fucking retard to play Diablo games and Diablo-likes. It's a very american thing
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:41:12 PM No.716485059
>>716479284
Katerina's hot.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:42:03 PM No.716485106
>>716484581
I'd say it's actually more an european thing, similar to autism simulators like Rimworld, Factorio or farm sims. If you are comparing these games to more story focused RPG, then you are missing the point, Diablo clones are all about building your character, collecting items and optimizing gameplay for clear speed. The selling point is introducing a variety of classes with a selection of builds, and meaningful gameplay differences, so even if you "max" one character and build, you can just start another one and have a new experience. It's a style of game where your preparation/number crunching on the side is as important as playing the game. There is also a place for "challenge" runs where you play unoptimized and with handicaps on purpose, like trying to clear the game or achieve specific milestone with the worst skills in the game, or by limiting the pool of items to a specific quality, just crafting etc.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:43:27 PM No.716485190
>>716481245
>gender
its GENRE you bloody benchod, and those 2 games are nothing like diablo or action rpg hack and slash, that youtuber was an idiot
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:45:09 PM No.716485293
Trust me, you would've hated it on launch
Crap loot means you had to sell stuff on the auction house or spend more real money, just to be able to progress
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:48:22 PM No.716485498
>>716485293
I liked (gold) AH autism, I was flipping armors with sockets, trifecta gloves and barb offhand weapons for weeks. Flipping a 15k armor for 10m activates your neuron like nothing else.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:54:46 PM No.716485839
>>716477519 (OP)
It's pure kino. Guess you got filtered. Stick to gay reddit shit like poop of excrement
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:56:43 PM No.716485947
Shoutout to Van Helsing and Victor Vran
Also both Torchlights and Sacred
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:00:58 PM No.716486207
Atl least it's not Immortal.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:02:29 PM No.716486301
>>716485498
jewish ancestry
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:10:24 PM No.716486786
>>716485839
Why do people like PoE? It seems like one of the most miserable experiences of any ARPG ever.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:34:52 PM No.716488338
>>716485498
That actually sounds alright, good on you dude.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:38:46 PM No.716488616
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>>716481245
Diablo 1 is good.
Thematically it is 1 town going to hell where you start fighting skeletons and end up fighting demons and diablo himself.

The game is set up thematically where when you hear the legend of the king made mad or the demon butcher you encounter them in time.

It really is a challenge encountering them.
And taking out diablo is a real challenge, the fact that monsters do not respawn so you can farm them forever is a bonus.

The main change going a warrior build is knowing when to use your potions also there is no retarded system like in the later games so you need to remember on what key the potion is or you die.

In D3 I encountered the butcher and he is minimally challenging. If I am one shooting literal demon the story becomes a joke. and a randomly generated forest as a dungeon is retarded as fuck the only worked in the first game where this was areal dungeon all the time not this crap.

The 1 diablo is the only good diablo.
As of act one everything dies basically instantly. There is no challenge or even a strategy since everything drops dead while I run around with a companion and pressing 1 button makes everything other then bosses die in 1 or 2 hits.

The potions are a joke since it is 1 button press. In D1 the skill was remembering what button still has a potion and if you fuck up you die.

However once again in D1 the firs """"ACT"""" is basically a dungeon full of goblins and skeletons and it escalates from there.

In D3 it is retarded you are fighting and killing demon lords left and right while some guy babbles about nephilim and superman humans who you also kill like it is nothing.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:43:02 PM No.716488912
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>>716485293
>Trust me, you would've hated it on launch

Daily reminder that games no longer exist.
All of history
1) Make a game
2) Release the game
3) Game is forever what it is with its glitches and errors

Now
1) Make game
2) Release the game
3) DAY ZERO PATCH
4) UPDATE
5) It sucks!
6) Change it!
7) """""""""""they fixed it!!!!"""""""""
8) UPDATE
9) Change things

Like how are these things even real? They keep on changing it there is no meaningful way to experience it or talk about it!

Developers should be forced BY LAW to only release games on physical media with no way to update them later.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 4:22:59 PM No.716491565
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>>716485839
>It's pure kino
Explain why D3 is kino?

You literally responded to

>Grind to get Lv 15 gear
>Monster Damage and HP increase making your gear useless
>Grind for Lv 16 gear
>Monster Damage and HP increase making your gear useless
>Grind for Lv 17 gear

Like WTF?! Why is this so retarded? And it is all auto generated shit, a literal numbers game and at this point (it was cool idea in Diablo 1) the randomly generated """"""DUNGEONS"""" are retarded as fuck

And did say this is kino.

So increasing a weapon level and forcing your into a loot grinding treadmill is kino for you.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:06:34 PM No.716494578
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I mean the MH gameplay is absolute shit.

>Grind to get Lv 15 gear
>Monster Damage and HP increase making your gear useless
>Grind for Lv 16 gear
>Monster Damage and HP increase making your gear useless
>Grind for Lv 17 gear

Like WTF?! Why is this so retarded? And it is all auto generated shit, a literal numbers game and at this point (it was cool idea in MH 1) the randomly generated """"""DUNGEONS"""" are retarded as fuck
>Try to randomly generate rooms of a literal crypt to look good
>Where on every step you get le epic cynematics of cultists and dead kings resurrecting and shit
Seriously at this point an actually human crafted level by some artist would be better.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:07:59 PM No.716494709
>>716494578
It's fun with friends

*Laugh track*