who's gonna break the news to her...

Does she know that Vaporeon...

>>716478730 (OP)
YOU WILL NEVER BE A POKEMON

Grow the FUCK UP, you little shit.

>>716478730 (OP)
YWNBAP

>>716478925
delet this

>>716478730 (OP)
She looks like she

>>716478730 (OP)
I'm going to marry her!

>>716478730 (OP)

>>716478730 (OP)
Here, I've got a water stone to evolve you, just close your eyes and open your mouth...

>>716479037
You don't feed evolve stones to pokemon you idiot

>>716479062
nta but how do the stones work anyways?
Do you just pelt your pokemon with whatever rock makes them evolve? Could they trip into a stone an accidentally evolve?

>>716479062
No, no... that's definitely how it works, anony. Now get back into the Eeve jumpsuit and I'll show you. If you don't evolve into an Vapereon afterwards I'll let you do it. Now say "Aahhhhh~"

>>716478730 (OP)
https://youtu.be/0TNCYsMrvGo

>>716478853
I KNOW A LADY WHO SAYS SHE'S A WITCH AND YOU'RE A LIAR

>>716479103
You heat it up in a spoon and inject the liquid into your veins

>>716479103
They're like radioactive effectively.
You just have to be the right kind of Pokémon for it to mutate you.

>>716478730 (OP)
ive been a huge fan since her debut in sword and shield, haha.

>>716479103
They radiate energy. Some Pokémon evolve when the stone's radiation makes their cells mutate.

>>716478774
fpbp
https://youtu.be/y9C3mkfJ85I

>>716479103
Why are the stones in your backpack consumed upon use while the moss/ice stones are reusable

>>716483851
Moss/Ice Rock is big, and therefore isn't immediately drained like a smaller piece you'd carry around