Game. Of. The. Year.

You. Mean. Clair. Obscur.

Why does the English localisation keep calling him a Monkey? Are the Americans who localised the game really this retarded?

>>716480559 (OP)
dude I LOVE current thing
I have to play current thing or I miss out, cant miss out on current thing

>literally all you do is smash blocks looking for gems
Imagine claiming the boring part of Minecraft is GOTY because there's a Nintendo character in it

>>716480671
Because calling him a monke enables a lot more puns than calling him an ape. It's just monkey business

is donkey kong best monkey in video gaming? i dare say he could be.
maybe kiddy kong is close to being the ultimate form of monkeys in video games but donkey kong is in more games.
although maybe dixie kong and diddy kong are great too. this is now getting a bit complex. do ape escape monkeys count as one monkey form. maybe you could count them as one big monkey. hivemind of monkeys so to speak.
if they fight donkey kong who would even win. could be battle of the ages. shaking the world. mma match of the ages. betting stores would be overwhelmed

>>716480559 (OP)
If it was 1995, sure.

>>716480559 (OP)
It's pretty fun to go hulk mode and then smash the fuck out of your surroundings
Then when you look at the map it looks like a fucking warzone with all the craters

>>716480559 (OP)
I reckon it will take either best action adventure or best game direction, but it will get best family and the GotY nomination and the orchestra will go hard on with Pauline singing. Would be poetic if it wins though because the Astro Bot director will likely present the award.

>>716481872
>>716480876
Underages get out

>>716481936
>nooo you have to be under the age of 18 to experience fun

>>716480671
all apes are monkeys, not all monkeys are apes

>>716480708
nintendo boomers really are that mentally ill

>>716480708
Now first of if you play Minecraft and you strip mine, you're a retarded fag. But more importantly, in DK you just clap the floor to see if some valuable shit is nearby, you have small monke brain if you try to find shit by smashing everything.

>>716480559 (OP)
Game was fucking trash, give it up.

>>716481972
retard

>>716482075
I've had way more luck finding chests by going Ape Bonanza and just smashing the fuck out of everything blindly for 10 minutes
They must be randomly generated or something because the fuckin things pop up everywhere if you go ape digging

>>716480671
Huh? They've been calliing him a monkey ever since the SNES days. Even further back to the NES and Arcade days in some cases. And pretty much every game after that.

>>716482238
>They must be randomly generated or something because the fuckin things pop up everywhere if you go ape digging
I think they are. You can get a tie that increases your chances of finding them.

>>716482154
No you're trash. Game was cash.

>>716480559 (OP)
Astrobot gonna dab and floss on this retarded ape come December.

>>716480559 (OP)
Game? You didn't beat it.

>>716483006
Monkelephant?