Thread 716481183

My mom won't buy me Xenoblade Chronicles 2 because she saw the girl with big boobs on the case and said no. Thanks a lot, Japan.

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>>716481183 (OP)
>no, son, you have to be gay so I can score social points on DickDock

>>716481183 (OP)
Tell your mom you dont want to be a gay little faggot and need big milkers

My mom won't buy me games without busty girls because she fears I will become gay. Thanks a bunch, western world.

>>716481183 (OP)
Why can't you buy it yourself, anon-sumo?

>>716481183 (OP)
the game is almost 10 years old just emulate it dumbass

>>716481183 (OP)
>make money
>no make your own money
>no make it with your own company
>no let me bankrupt it
>fuck you stop being successful

/v/ successfully completed circular logic within the year

>>716482152
I don't have that kind of money

>>716482278
Get a fucking job

>>716482427
Get a job? Why don't I just strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land?

>>716481183 (OP)
The cover has Rex and Pyra's backs though.

>>716482625
>told to get a job
>describes applying for jobs
Yes exactly

>>716481183 (OP)
How the fuck she could tell?

>>716482876
>that position has already been filled :)
>that position has already been filled :)
>that position has already been filled :)
>that position has already been filled :)
>that position has already been filled :)
IT'S ALL COMPLETE BULLSHIT

>>716482925
Women just know.

>>716482990
Just keep applying you'll find something eventually you cunt

That's a shame. Mom bought me a porn mag back in the day knowing I was already seeing a girl... I don't know what her thought process was "If he masturbates with this mag he won't get his gf pregnant" is probably the answer.

Going back to vidya, she bought me Bullet Girls Phantasia for the Vita too.

>>716483818
Is your mom a hippie?

>>716481183 (OP)
Well your mom does have a point, even if it was not on the cover the game has heaps if that kind of content with voluptuous wonen with child faces engaging in unreal situations
Constant exposure to such stimulus could turn you into a coomer or god have mercy, a weeb. When you're droving a convertible with your wife at the passenger seat don't forget to think "thank you mom" because were not for her divine intervention you'd only be having a morbid case of obesity and compulsive onanism

Based conservacuck moms filtering out the normalfags before they ruin good series.

>>716483818
Fuck you just reminded me my mum bought me mags too, fuck knows why? Obviously I was beating it all the time and had no gf, so no idea what her thought process was.

"This will make me cool" probably?

>>716484652
I'd rather have more 'normalfags' that like XB1 and 3 than you 'otaku' porn obsessed XB2 gooners who almost ruined the series with 2

>XB1, XB2, XC3
We say XC here, reddit.

>>716481183 (OP)
Those girls are lesbians btw.

>>716481183 (OP)
Good, honestly it sucks
Replayed it last night, and it's the most annoying game I've ever played
I'd rather play XC1 again

>>716485707
>chronicles
lol dubfag

>>716484046
No. Mom's a Stacy and dad a giga chad that still slays 20yo pussy while being in his late 50s. Good genes saved me from being a virgin.

>>716485510
Imagine calling yourself a Xenoblade fan and unironically saying 1 and 3 were better than 2. Bro, 1 had FEET for a HUD and 3 was a half-baked emotional rollercoaster dragging itself behind cutscenes. At least 2 had heart, soul, and thighs. Let go of your Sakuraba-induced PTSD and accept that XB2 was peak anime kino.

>>716486393
cope, 2 will only be remembered for porn

>>716486393
XC2 is great
But who thought nerfing your ass for a whole chapter was good
Or those random blade checks there, the last one was at the start of the game
Or every enemy doing blow downs, or shackles, or topples, or launching you
Low affinity = slow ass walking speed
XC2 is a fucking slog of a game, it's easy as shit but super slow

>>716489378
What do we think of XCX?

>>716486393
3 was a game that blew its load way too early and had little to offer afterwards. Meanwhile 2 blew its load right at the climax of climaxes for maximum impact, expertly building up to it with surgical thrusting and also ravenous passion.

Meanwhile, 1 was comfy handholding, eyes-locked missionary, but with a condom.

>>716489976
I haven't played X, back on the Wii U I hated it because I couldn't understand the mechanics, but I probably can beat it now

>>716491072
>too stupid to play an offline MMO
Should probably end it now my son

>>716481183 (OP)
Rex won btw.

>>716491196
>waifus taken away and imprisoned, children mind wiped and cloned as slaves, eye put out, forced to have gay sex with shulk and Alvis for eternity to keep aionios stable
He lost

>>716491196
I didn't know Rex was a Muslim. Inshallah, Rex!

>>716491624
*mormon

>>716491683
Did you see him eyeing Glimmer up and down? Totally Muslim.

>>716491683
Holy based

>>716481183 (OP)
based mom shitting on japslop lmao

>>716492581
Every mom should be like this and someone should buy her flowers

>>716492672
i agree, you saved your son from the grips of the Yellow Jew and his shitty games
give that mom an award
not the mention the economic benefit of not filling his room his japanese figurines and posters of tranime

>>716492783
And the social and economic benefit of the child not growing up to be a shut in coomslopper. Honestly the world would be better off without Nippon in general we shouldn’t have stopped at two

>>716493215
I actually like Japanese culture, I just hate their shitty goyslop cartoons made to make lonely men forget how lonely they are
And honestly I don't even hate anime, I just hate the pure goysloppa version of it that exists in the 2020s

>>716485510
XB3 is shit. Kys.

>>716488893
You mean 3 will only be remembered for porn. No one even talks about the shit ass story of 3 lmao.

>>716493215
>>716492783
It's a shame America was never nuked, you savages don't know what it feels like to suffer, fucking subhumans promoting hatred of one of the most civilised countries in the world.

>>716486393
1 and 3 are better by default for not having gameplay revolving around gacha elements

>>716493646
>t. subhuman who earned a nuking for his barbarism

>>716493684
>Stupid zoomie never heard of games with RNG drops
Ahahahahahahahahahah

>>716493684
2 is better by default for having actual sexy women.

>>716493646
>civilized
You have separate train cars for women because you can't stop trying to grope them, Japanon.
Your elderly die alone in their apartments because no one visits them.
Your young men drop out of life because the work culture is so competitive and crushing that it literally steals their youth, so they spend their life watching Anime to recapture what they lost.

Please, stop promoting Japan as some wonderful country because ONE district has a lot of anime in it.

>3>2>1>X
casually dropping it here don’t mind me

>>716493721
I'm white you fucking obese amerishart subhuman, get the fuck off 4chan if you want to promote hatred of Japanese people.

>>716493646
are you that retarded weeb that goes into threads denying japanese war crimes and saying the japanese were a peaceful race until WW2

>>716493778
>2>X>1>3
Fixed

Why did Xenoblade 3 fail to have any lasting effect on the public zeitgeist like 2 did?

>>716493778
>2>X>1>3
Fixed

>>716493887
Boobs are not big enough

>>716493887
What was 2's lasting effect on the zeitgeist again, porn?

>>716481183 (OP)
Get your pa's belt and teach her a lesson.

>>716493956
XC3 has been mostly forgotten. No one ever talks about it's characters or story because they both failed to leave a lasting impression on anyone, unlike 2's characters and story.

>>716493724
FFIV
>kill goblins
>eventually one drops goblin summon
>done
XC2
>kill random monsters
>occasionally drops gacha roll
>roll gacha
>randomly named, faceless generic unit
>not what I wanted
>repeat ad infinitum
Nice disingenuous non-argument. Imagine if I wanted Kos-Mos. I'm older than you, btw
>>716493765
Sharla mogs, and it takes more than hot women to make a game good

>>716493818
Nah you outed yourself already and had to delete your shame my slanty eyed animal

>>716494195
You can complete the game without KOS-MOS. Skill issue.
>I'm older than you, btw
I'm 31 so being older than me isn't something to brag about, grandpa.

>>716494032
what about X? i keep seeing threads about that one every once in a while

>>716494195
>Sharla mogs,
Lmao Sharla barely has any fanart at all. Even 1fags don't care about Sharla.

>>716481183 (OP)
>My mom won't buy me
Underage faggot.

>>716494594
I'm 31 years old.

>>716494886
And you still not only live with your mom but have to ask her permission to buy a video game? I think it's time to consider suicide OP

>>716494196
I'd let a million Japanese people in my country before a single genocide promoting American like yourself.
At least they'd keep quiet and not be loud or annoying or murder or rape people like you Americans do, it fucking disgusts me how you "people" promote lies and hatred towards a country as peaceful as Japan, makes me feel zero sympathy when you die in forest fires and floods, lmao.

And I'm White and European, I don't get why I keep having to repeat that you you dumb Amerikikes, are you mad I don't hate Japanese people like yourself grandad did?

>>716494970
Japan has dedicated train cars for women because they get sexually assaulted so regularly.

>>716494956
She made me choose between the game and more estrogen for my HRT please understand this is who I really am now

>>716481183 (OP)
>dad sees this on the cover
>buys it to me anyways

I love my dad

>>716495052
Yeah, sexually assaulted by Americans and pajeets and blacks, like I said I'd rather have a million Japanese people in my country before a single American like yourself.

>>716494314
You can beat any gacha game without rolling, retard. It was just entirely built around it, so you miss out on a ton of content.
>skill issue
But you already knew all of this, as we've had this exact same back and forth more than once before. Just skip to the part where you start calling me names instead of making real arguments, browncuck 2fag

>>716495193
>browncuck 2fag
Very ironic coming from a 3fag lmao.

>>716495187
>NOOO IT'S NOT THE JAPS DOING IT IT'S FOREIGNERS
don't ever look into the Idol to Prostitute pipeline either, the Japs aren't some Asian Angels like your faggot weeaboo ass pretends them to be, only like 25% of people in Asia even engage with anime at all and the rest is a soulless work culture of old people dying alone
they even have words for it
Hikikimori
Kodokushi

>Eunie in the OP
>good thread

>Pyra and Mythra in the OP
>shit thread

>>716494956
I didn't ask to be born. She owes me this video game.

>>716495528
Eunie gets blacked lmao

>>716495394
Stay mad I derailed your little Japan hate circlejerk you filthy Amerikike(Who still hasn't provided evidence that Japan has a high rape rate compared to other countries or ethnicities, especially not a shithole like America).

>>716494970
You would let your countrymen into your own country? Wow brave. Funny how you idolize Europeans, the inventors of toxic nationalism who have perpetrated all the most destructive wars in history and whose selfish colonialism seeded centuries of war to come, they are even more guilty than the nip

Homura

>>716495847
>u mad
Survey Findings:
A Japanese government survey indicated that one in fourteen women in Japan reported experiencing forced intercourse. This suggests a higher prevalence of sexual assault than the reported statistics might indicate.

lol

>>716495957
Now look up rape statistics in Sweden, UK, France, Canada, etc. compared to Japan.

But of course you won't because you're a J*w who likes it when white people get raped and murdered by immigrants and hates it when White people like me don't believe bullshit propaganda about Japan.

>>716495957
The guy is a Syrian rapefugee preying on women in Europe and worshiping yellows. Don’t engage

>>716481183 (OP)
You have to be 18 to post here, zygote.

>>716496161
>sweden
73 per 100,000
>England
To be fair, they flooded themselves with rapist Syrians lmao
>France
62 to 100000
Rapefugees again true
>Canada
1.4 to 100000
huh
>Japan
>NO RAPEFUGEE BY THE WAY
1 in 14

Weird, Japan is still the highest?

>>716496816
It’s weird it’s expected of the filth

>>716497213
>Japan has 7k rapes per 100k
>Approximately 25% of Japanese adults aged 18-39 are virgins.
Holy fuck what is going on in Japan?

>>716497326
Damn I guess if you think about it the only sex happening in Japan is rape. Dead society

did anyone else get heavy NTR vibes from XC2?

>>716497326
>Holy fuck what is going on in Japan?
feminism and male demoralization

>>716482990
get a temp position and hope they like you enough to hire full time

Based mom
Xenoblade 2 is trash, she did you a favor

>>716482990
No skills or trade, I take it?

>>716497486
Only for Nia the cuck

>>716498126
What is the difference between a skill and a trade?

>>716498550
For example I work in the marijuana industry:
My skills are my informal knowledge and knowhow surrounding the cultivation of plants.
My trade is what I actually went to school for which is ag and botany. :^)

>>716497486
lol theres so many moments where pyra/mythra go off alone into an obvious ambush or there were ugly old men openly lusting after them and that moment at the end of tantal when jin captures pyra while rex cries out like a bitch on the ground, no wonder theres so much ntr porn

>>716498769
Jin doesn't want to have sex without Lora

>>716491196
The best part of this is how it broke the people who couldn't accept it.
Some simply decided to pretend only Pyra's kid is his. Others cope by pretending that they actually all married each other so it's not just Rex having 3 wives.
The latters are the funniest because when they talk about it, it seems they even think the primary romance is among the girls and Rex is just there.

>>716499059
You mean Malos. They are absolutely gay.

>>716499730
Jin makes Malos call himself Lora during it

>>716491196
Based Rex showed a thing or three to the audience

>>716498550
Questions like this are why you are poor and a failure

>>716499796
Doubt, lol.
Actually, i don't get why people seem to kinda assume there was anything romantic between Jin and Lora. He was with her since she was a child, obviously he sees her like a daughter of sort.
There are no romantic vibes at all, unlike with Malos.

>>716498704
What

I'm not playing another game in the series until I have learnt enough Japanese for it. I don't want to read another script localised by that team.

>>716500936
Trade contains a set of skills that you apprentice to/learn.
Skills are the ability to do things well on your own.

>>716501049
I think I understand now. You guys suck dick so that's a skill, but being a whore is your trade.

>>716499570
Who is the one coping?
Maybe the one who missed the scene where Nia literally compliments Mythra's boobs?
Why would she do that, i wonder?
Oh, but i guess that after they become a family, they are just roommates or something, lmao

>>716501715
Well, it's more like: I was naturally skilled at sucking dick so I went to school and learned how to suck dick like a pro. Now I'm a whore by trade.

>>716501864
Straight girls compliment each other's bodies all the time. It doesn't mean they want to fuck each other.
You're definitely a virgin who has never hung out with women

>>716501864
This scene is just the typical anime cliche where the flat girl gets jealous of the busty girl. Poppi is even looking down at her own chest to drive this home.
The fact that some retards use this scene to argue that Nia is bisexual is genuine insanity.

>>716502069
I guess grammar wasn't part of the school curriculum.

>>716499959
The foreshadowing was there all along and we never realized. Takahashi really is a genius.

>>716502572
>praising Takahashi for a dubbed English line
Smartest Rexfag.

>>716502394
Well, we are discussing semantics in an informal setting.

>>716497326
The Amerimutt menace is what happened. Okinawa has long been the rape capital of Japan due to the US military presence there. It has gotten so bad that the Japanese government is filling in part of the ocean to serve as the foundation for a new military base that will move the US further away from the general populace. Also, a few years ago, a new prefectural governor was elected who ran on the platform of the prefecture NOT paying for the new base, so the Japanese national government is being forced to foot the bill.

>>716502306
Lmao, they tell things "you look great" and stuff like that, not "wow, nice tits!".
>>716502375
>I-it's an anime thing
As i said, who is coping?
Maybe the guy who doesn't even remember how she snuggle with Pyra given the chance?

>>716502845
>not "wow, nice tits!".
No, they do say that to each other. Like I said, you're obviously a virgin.

>>716502845
Actually, as one of those guys that hung around more women than men women do in fact touch, grope, and compliment each other.

>>716491305
>waifus taken away and imprisoned
False, the only waifu that eventually got captured was Melia, Nia hid in the Cloudkeep with Poppi, Pyra and Mythra willingly went into the Fists of the End and the Veiled Sword, Fiora was put in the Lucky Seven by Melia, the others (Sharla, Nene, Tyrea, Morag, Brighid and Pandoria) are all in the Monado REX+ and the replica Aegises together with the guys.
>children mind wiped and cloned as slaves
The originals are still stored in the core crystals in Origin, only the clones get mindwiped.
>eye put out
While fighting like a badass.
>forced to have gay sex with shulk and Alvis for eternity to keep aionios stable
Fucking with Shulk is not losing, Alvis doesn't exist anymore, if anything they're fucking A, who is a woman.

>>716481183 (OP)
When my mom saw me shamelessly playing Xenoblade 2 on our 60 inch living room tv she sat down to watch and commented on how pretty the girls are, she also laugher her ass off at the scene where Mythra and the electric chick do that stupid dance.
She also liked watching me play Bayonetta, and actively commented on how big her ass is.
She's cool like that, I think she's a bit autistic because she's super into cars and can legit tell you the year and model of any car just by looking at it.
I love my mom.

>>716504909
Shit, Anon I might have a crush on your mom too bud

>>716504746
>Pyra and Mythra willingly went into the Fists of the End
They didn't. There is no core inside the gauntlet.
Jesus, people really don't pay attention.

>>716504909
Are you autistic too? Oh wait, we're on 4chan

>>716504909
Underage faggot or adult loser?

>>716504909
Your mother is based. Wishing you both well anon

>>716506838
+1 to you kind stranger!

>>716486393
you are not a xenoblade fan albeit
you are a dumb 2oomer

Where are the Switch 2 patches for this series? I'm sitting on these games and I don't want to play in blurry locked 30 FPS. WHERE IS IT?

>>716509090
You realize our eyes can't even see 60 FPS?

>>716509090
>Switch 2 patches
I'm guessing they will release those to promote their next game.
But I'm from the camp that wants a new IP instead of a Xenoblade 4. Whatever they do I'll be buying it, though.

>>716504909
Should have showed her 1, it's a much better game

>>716491196
I wish we saw Mythra's child and he would be just a Shulk copy

>>716510269
It's weird we got the other two as playable characters and literally no info about him or her.

>>716506049
can i fuck your mom too?

>>716511854
Hopefully nothing ever gets revealed about Mythras kid

>>716510269
It's Al

>>716514725
The more Xenoblade games we get the more I think we will, I didn't really expect the games to be as closely connected together as they have turned out to be, 2 was interesting because it connects to 1 but it isn't a sequel, but then 3 is set like 10 years after Future Connected and even X has now been linked to the main series through the world of the rift so I'm fully expecting 4 to be a massive crossover in the new world.

>>716481183 (OP)
Based Mom sparing you from the worst Xeno game. I bet she's an X Stacy

>>716514964
Retard

>>716481183 (OP)
I don't think there is any company in the world that likes heterosexual men anymore. Even Nintendo gave up

>>716515076
You won't apologize in 10 years when it turns out I'm right.

>>716515019
They won't appear again because showing Noah and Mio living happily ever after would destroy the themes of 3's ending.

>>716515152
Kill yourself retarded faggot

>>716515080
I've been seeing a lot of these "NOBODY CARES ABOUT US HETEROSEXUAL MEN, IT'S OVER FOR US!" posts, I'm really starting to think it's demoralization by falseflagging troons at this point.

>>716505923
Maybe, not diagnosed but I do have the sensitivity thing where noises and touch bother me, and while I don't have trouble socializing I don't really feel any interest in doing it and tend to not follow up on friendships once they're out of my radar.

>>716515195
Why are you so angry? Do you not like Al or something?

>>716506049
At the time I was underage, not anymore tough.

>>716515385
Fuck off retard.

>>716515421
He Anon, how's it poppin'?

>>716515504
kys

>>716515152
Al lives in a different dimension, we also see his sister and she doesn't look anything like Glimmer or Mio.

>>716509593
I've showed her many games including all Xenoblade games, she tends to focus on different things, with the og X she was very interested on Skells and we spent a while going through all of them and recoloring them in the barracks.

>>716515529
Better than you, meaning terrific!

>>716514964
I don't think so, Al is specified to be a normal human and had a horrible time in the rift trying to even understand wtf he was seeing.
My personal guess is that her kid was in the loop but got Homecoming'd at some point.

>>716515597
He dimension hopped once already, and there's no indication him and his sister were related by blood.

>>716515338
Literally me. Been trying to find a diagnosis or some kind of answer for years. My best guess is we're just extra sensitive with just a hint of autism. Modern psychiatry is such a fucking joke so who even knows. They used to drill a fucking hole in your skull to cure mental illness not even 100 years ago, so that's what we're dealing with

>>716515852
>dimension hopped once already
He needed the Ares to do it, which specifically does NOT come from Alrest.
>there's no indication him and his sister were related by blood
And now you're just graphing at straws. Kill yourself moron.

>>716515846
>Al is specified to be a normal human and had a horrible time in the rift trying to even understand wtf he was seeing.
If he was sucked into another world as a baby he wouldn't remember anything about his original world.

>>716515892
Pretty much, that's why I haven't even bothered seeking diagnosis.

>>716515852
He literally sees Rex and gives no indication that Rex is his dad or some shit.
Please stop shitposting, you're addicted to shitposting and you need to stop.

>>716515994
HE NEEDS THE ARES TO HOP DIMENSIONS RETARD.
KILL YOURSELF NOW.

>>716515930
>He needed the Ares to do it, which specifically does NOT come from Alrest.
It doesn't come from any of the worlds portrayed in the series either, it's Zohar bullshit.

>>716515994
He would still have a core crystal tough, which would immediately mark him as non-human.

>>716516092
Don't care. Al still isn't Rex's kid, fuck off already retard.

>>716516015
>It's shitposting because I don't like it
Will you apologize when he's confirmed to be her son?

>>716516197
Kys retard.

>>716516197
He's already confirmed to be unrelated. His family was on X's earth.

>>716514964
>>716515152
>>716515385
>>716515852
>>716516092
Why are /vg/ refugees like this?

>>716516168
Why does the idea make you so mad?
Again, with Zohar bullshit anything is possible.

We'll see the tragic story of Mythra needing to send her son away to protect him, and then they'll have their tearful reunion in XC4 and you will KNEEL

>>716516372
>Again, with Zohar bullshit anything is possible.
Nope. They already showed us his family from Earth. He's not related to Rex, not possible. Fuck off already retard.

>>716516372
Why does someone disproving your stupid """""theory"""""" make you so mad?

>>716516283
He talks about growing up in a war torn village, the odds of his birth family being around is slim.
If he got Isekai'd he probably just assumed his parents died in the war.

>>716516493
>If he got Isekai'd
Didn't happen. His sister comes from earth. Cope.

>>716516007
So do you also have insane amounts of energy that causes you to feel way more anxiety and stress than you should?

>>716516438
>They already showed us his family from Earth
Post an image of them right now.
You can't, because they don't actually exist.

>>716516578
His sister appears in his memory. Play the game retard.

>>716516538
>>716516613
Not blood related.

>>716516662
[citation needed]

>>716516662
Retard.

Rex will have a 3rd daughter and you'll like it.

>>716481183 (OP)
Tell her you're having confusing thoughts about other men and want to prove to yourself that you're still interested in girls.

Then look at Mythra's boobs.

>>716516751
I'm sorry I didn't post an e-celeb approved theory.
Should we talk about how Nia is trans?

>>716516829
Retard.

>>716516571
I hadn't really thought about it but yeah, I've always been very restless and up until a few years ago I did have a lot of anxiety.

>>716516887
So there's nothing wrong with tranny Nia because your e-celeb daddy likes it? If he makes a video on Al being Mythra's son will you apologize to me?

>>716516793
Imagine if Rex has three daughters and Shulk has three sons, I can see the originals becoming couples after the worlds fused, Mio and Noah, Glimmer and Nikol, Mythra's daughter and Zeon (Shulk and Melia's kid).

>>716517080
Retard.

>>716516989
>up until a few years ago
Same. Are you also in your 30's?

>>716517107
>he's trying to summon the schizo
Kys.

>>716517207
Mid 20s.

Another day another shitty Xenoblade bait thread.

>>716517107
One of Shulk's would need to be a daughter so she could get with Al.
Hey, maybe Elma is Shulk's daughter?

>>716517107
>>716517417
Stop talking to yourself schizo.

>>716517312
I probably would have overcome my anxiety sooner but I did way too many drugs in my 20's and fucked that up. Oh well, nice talking to someone who I can actually relate to which is extremely rare for people like us. Have a good one, anon.

>>716517417
Al isn't related to Rex thoughever.

>>716517403
The superiority of Mythra Bernholt's son is really getting to people.

>>716517590
Your retardation is really getting to people.

>>716517532
Maybe, yeah, I never did any drugs so I can't really tell tough.
> Oh well, nice talking to someone who I can actually relate to which is extremely rare for people like us. Have a good one, anon.
Same here, you as well.

>>716509090
they are gonna release the patches at snail pace

Whenever I see Pyra and Mythra, I feel inspired to work out. I might be an ugly manlet, but maybe if I'm ripped I will be enough for a woman like them.

>>716495931
>Homura
>>716486195
>>716502663

>>716518754
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