What the fuck is this game? How do I beat this? why is there absolutely zero info on the internet?
https://www.prequeladventure.com/this/rise/

That is not Katia

Because you haven't paid some youtuber to shill your game

Okay, I will continue playing

>>716486049
lul I didn't know I could do that

>why is there absolutely zero info on the internet?
because it's a boring ass pseudoretro text adventure. i can't even remember this board ever talking about text games or there being much info on them anywhere at all

>>716485904 (OP)
>Press space
>It just thinks I want to submit what I wrote instead of creating a SPACE between words
Your game is unplayable trash, I can't even do anything since the game doesn't understand what WALKNORTH" means

First thing I try to do in any game like this is suicide

Okay, I can slut myself that is a plus

Okay, it's a girl, now I can play without care

>>716486947
You try to seduce metal trap?

Okay, I can also just fuck whatever I want

Kaz when is Katia getting off the fucking ROCK

Slut

LIZARD MAN, TYPE
> BECOME PURPLE

Fucking Nord pricks

Had to suck from his nipples to calm down the fucker

>>716486541
How do you beat them?

>>716489656
Start making them uncomfortable so they leave

>>716489656
alternatively bribe them

Objective found

I CLAPPED WHEN I NOTICE THE REFERENCE

nasty whore

AAAAAAAAA I can't fuck my way out

Yeah, fucked

Guess, I can't annoy them neither

The pixel art being a tiny resolution on the same monitor as HD aliased text is triggering me.

>>716491994
If the text was the same resolution as the pixel art it'd take up 3x more space and be eye cancer to read. You just need to set aside your autism and accept that it was done that way for quality of life.

Okay, now I learned you could use CLIMB as a command, time to backtrack to see if I missed other stuff

>>716492973
How did you cross the bridge without climb?

>>716492973
Sierra bullshit

>>716493048
get on top of the post by FUCK then use GO W

how do you get past the mage guys after the "wedding"?

>>716493048
i hit the post into the ground

KILL JESTER

>>716493048
If you JUMP ACROSS you'll fall into the river where you can swim to a bank and get to the tavern too.

>>716485904 (OP)
When was this uploaded? I got caught up with the funny slut cat like 5 years ago and then it went on hiatus

Inferior Kobold Adventure.

>>716494079
This one is less vile

>>716486383
to be fair text games were already on their way out by the time 4chan became a thing
right before I found this website in the 00s people were still playing things called MUDs (multi-user dungeons) which were text based MMOs and a lot of you zoomers may not know this but there was a brief period on the internet where text-based roleplaying was HUGE
AOL and Yahoo had hundreds of chatrooms dedicated to people creating scenarios and acting them out with each other

i really do miss it

>>716494079
>piss fetish
>mutilation fetish
>snuff fetish
No thanks

Buy an ad.

>>716494310
Free game, dumbass

What do I do with the best man? It always kills me.

>>716494665
Hug and Kiss it

I DID IT, I FINALLY BEAT THEM

>>716486947
>>716487512
>>716488154
>Man realizes he’s a female and his first instinct is to fuck as many men as possible
Why is this our instinct?

>>716485904 (OP)
shorter than i expected but that was a cute little game
thanks for sharing anon

>>716495015
Play as a knight, swing swords
Play as a mage, cast spells
Play as a woman, fuck men
simple as

>>716494240
Not him but when I played it - it made it relatively clear what sort of vile shit is about to happen in the next slide, so I'd just reload an earlier save to dodge it. My lizard remains strongly unmolested, unmutilated, and unpizzandshidded.

>>716495240
When I played that meant 3/4s of the content was a blacklist and I don't remember if you can get into the city without being pissed on, not that the city had any content when I played.

>>716496020
>I don't remember if you can get into the city without being pissed on
You can literally stab and kill most of the drunkards and chase the rest of them off.

>>716496280
I think I remember that... isn't that when you bite his dick off?
Can you get equipment now to fight them?

>>716485904 (OP)
Cute dino orphan slave boi

>>716496539
You've been able to get a knife since long before that scene was added. Just buy the knife and shank them.

>>716494665
You have to 'flip' and 'flex'

>>716494240
This game also has piss

HOW DO I BEAT THOSE FUCKERS?

WHORE

>>716498768
if you don't get sloshed you don't even fight them

>>716496020
I got into the city once by stabbing the guts out of one of the peasants with my pitchfork (knife works too as far as I recall), and once by being really good at running the fuck away. I believe there is also a charisma route where you try to convince them you can't nibble on any of their dingleberries because you have more STDs than they know numbers.

>>716496539
Biting his dick off leads to getting beaten and mangled to death, as far as I recall. Also, you bite his dick off. Mouth on dick. Kinda gay.

>>716494079
Isn't it abandonware?

>>716498768
Attack then Defend

>make a nice adventure game
>but make it sexualized and with a female furfag protagonist

>>716499543
It is, unless the guy keeps his promise and returns to finish it if/when Bedabots score him a sustainable budget.

>>716498768
>>716498843
If you use the shards during the fight, you gain nipples

ITS HER

I did it. Yay

So is this a game for furries?

It works on mobile!? Very nice.
This post took 120 seconds to make.

This douchebag will do literally anything besides update his fucking comic

>>716495060
Where did you get the ring?

Is this elder scrolls or dnd?

>>716500943
Elder Scrolls, it's an spin-off of Dodger:Break the Law

>>716489953
tell me RIGHT now if you can do this

>>716502167
Nope.

>>716500332
Is Morp a reference to something?

>>716502908

>>716494228
text-based roleplay still exists but it's populated by the sorts of people you can expect to have clung to such an inexpensive way of departing reality. so many troons and ugly fat roasties

>RetroView XL
>high resolution font, mixed into a low res pixel game
>CRT effect does not even blend any pixels

>>716504293
Yeah, last time I even bothered looking into it was 5 years ago and it was 99% illiterate retards ERPing with each other. Not to age myself but I certainly miss what the internet was like in the late 90s.