>>716498901 (OP)
Diablo 3 doesn't have fanboys

>>716498901 (OP)
This is the problem with all lootslop games. Just play them until you start repeating stuff, and then quit.

>>716498901 (OP)
>more of the thing i already like but with bigger, cooler numbers and bigger, cooler explosions
I'm in.

>>716499002
Yet they start to defend this game or the retarded mechanics like it.

Thats what supposed to happen
then we got RoS where they decided to increase the stat and your damage by 1000000% instead

>>716499058
>This is the problem with all lootslop games
Where did I indicate it is not?!
The entire mechanic is peak retarded cancer.
>Herp derp increase the numbers.
>Why think about interesting gear when you can literally program a bot to endlessly create this """""content"""" ?
>Who cares about 90% of gamers we are only hunting the retarded gambling addicts who will sink all their time and money into this shit!

>loot
Only if you are not retarded you realize that all the loot is literally trash. Since it will degenerate into trash because the level of the monsters will go up by 2% every level and you need to find new gear to repeat this retarded cycle.

>>716499063
>>more of the thing i already lik
What is that?

> bigger, cooler explosions
Literally false since they simply recycle the same models and explosion animations.

>but with bigger, cooler numbers
Incredible the retard exposed himself.
Doese your penis get hard when you have the Sword of heaven™ +15
And you get even harder if you find the
Sword of heaven™ +17
???
Like this is what gets you excited? Bigger number?

How do you feel knowing that if you keep your cool Sword of heaven™ +17 you will literally be unable to kill even a rat since the level of monsters will increase to the point where your Sword of heaven™ +17 will be unable to kill a rat in the game since the life regeneration of the rat Lv 25646367 is bigger then the DPS of your Sword of heaven™ +17?

Do you not see the problem here? That you now need to look for the Sword of heaven™ +6367 to even kill LV 25646367 rats now?

And this cycle will continue? Who the fuck thinks this is fun and why did you retards not all migrate to literally every mobile game that is the same repetitive shit?!

>>716499524
I was agreeing with you and adding on, not making a counterargument.

>>716500272
Oh sorry bro didn't know I was on r*dd*t.

>>716500272
OK good to know.

I mean I played them however the game loop (this is a bad word) was always an annoying wast of time and after they repeat I quit and think how bad this game is and how better it can be if it was actually a real game.

Like lets take Diablo.
If the game was not retarded like Diablo 3 you start with Sceletons and zombies like in the first game and have basically sticks and lether armor.

Then progress to bronze weapons and armor while getting some monsters.

Then stronger monsters and iron armor

Then you get demons and need to use magic armor and angelic armor or demonic weapons etc and this is it. The game has a fixed number on these weapons and it will not do bullshit like increasing the monsters level with no end to keep the exploitation loop going.

Like if there is a real game over after you kill satan using your angelic sword you can brag to your friends that you killed satan using the angelic sword and this was a nice experience. Or something.

>>716500000
>Doese your penis get hard when you have the Sword of heaven™ +15
>And you get even harder if you find the
>Sword of heaven™ +17
>???
>Like this is what gets you excited? Bigger number?
Yes. It's called being based, you should try it you salty faggot. If you can't play games with childlike wonder and excitement, you should just rope.

This is literally me the moment a legendary item drops as I ponder the orb.

>>716500763
>Yes
OK can you explain to everyone in the world how your brain works? Because there is something fundamentally wrong with your brain.

>It's called being based,
A cringe word for a cringe retard.

Like explain how your brain works I have my theories how the brain of BossManJack works however no one knows. There is something fundamentally wrong with you people and this shows.

You will click the spinning colors and not realize you are getting scammed because you can not it would violate the laws of physics if you did realize how the system works.

> with childlike wonder
A grown man who has the mind of a child is called a RETARD. So retard is this your problem? That your are retarded and did not realize how the exploitative system works and shiny colors and Bing Bing Wahoo sounds make you happy?

This kills the Fromtranny. Bet you didn't know there were buttons on the face of your controller.

>>716501386
Hey buddy. Your brown!!!!

>>716501732
Why are you posting selfies?

>>716501732
Fuck......how the eff do I wojack a wojaknigger..........damn*t.....I knewl

>>716501892
They'll really btfo you when they post cunny and monkey torture. Be very very scared frfr

>>716499114
no one defends diablo 3

Just bought buyed boughterino'd this? What can I expect??

>>716503070
Comfy wholesome vibes. Kinda like playing animal crossing.

>>716503885
Can I play as Keanu Reeves?? He should play Revan on the Kotor movie.

>>716503994
For me it's Nicolas Cage. "Ahhhh not the beez not the beez AHHHHH" lmfao. Get's me Everytime. And yes I am subscribed to r/onetruegod and I'm flippin proud.

>>716503070
Warhammer is like........... if adi shankar directed power rangers in space..................slop for edgy nerds.............

*rips bong & sips banq's"

>>716500000
wasted

>>716505000
I redeem sir

>>716500000
Numbers do not lie

>>716505668
COPE and Dilate!

>>716501386
>OK can you explain to everyone in the world how your brain works? Because there is something fundamentally wrong with your brain.
Literally every single human being (and some apes) enjoys numbers going up. I will not respond to the rest of your esl word vomit. You are in the wrong, simple as.

>Be me play ang Diablope
>Think an about my day
>Hmm wonder if I should make mac n cheese
>BLING!!!!! phat loot drop
The spirits dictat ed mac an cheese

>>716501151
>>716508054
God doesn't exist. Love is just a uuuk-emchical reaction in the brain!!!!!

>>716498901 (OP)
But I actually kind of like that about D3? Sure after a while you're just praying for ancient/primal drops and that's usually when I quit, but finishing up a set and grinding GRifts for a while is fun.

Diablo 3 is the best because they got rid of all the icky scary stuff and made the color palette look like a pride flag.

>>716510137
Diablo 3 is the best because items actually do interesting and cool things and because rifts are the best endgame ever conceived by man.

>>716510137
You dropped your fedora, sir.

High fantasy >>>>>>>>>> Grimdark sadism for r*dd*t0rs

>>716510412
HAIL AND WELL MET, GOOD SIR
HAST THOU A SAUCY WENCH
A PITTANCE FOR THOU, BARKEEP

>>716510340
I'm convinced that anyone who says D3 is bad is just a riftlet who never blew up a whole screen of enemies with a single button. Impale Demon Hunter is some skill intensive shit.

Do you have a moment to listen about..................SKELETONS!!!!!!! WOAH!! WE ARE MECHA MEAT SUIT!!!

This post was 100÷ chongus approved.

>>716498901 (OP)
The joke isn't funny when you just write whole ass sentences. The original worked because it highlighted how silly just throwing the word Big in front of Boss was treated with Kojima-level gravitas.

>>716510608
Thing is, many only played base D3, and base D3 was indeed pretty terrible. RoS made it great.