It's a funny decision to make because literally NOBODY wants it that way.
>does literally everything right his whole life
>saves the princess, defeats bowser, wagies like a good goy earning his boss billions starring in video games, television and movies for 40+ years
>can't get a gf
does nutendo have any idea how demoralizing this asexual DEI tranny friendzone shit is? are they trying to piss off their 90% heterosexual male customers?