Donkey Kong Bananza Sucks (sung to the tune of "You Know You're Right" by Nirvana)
Donkey Kong Bananza sucks
Playerbase is full of cucks
Donkey Kong was redesigned
Nintendo has lost its mind
Buying it just for K. Rool?
Do you take me for a fool
Still not buying a Switch 2
No matter how many jews
Try to sell me on its specs
Still waiting on the NX
Hate to say it, but I think
I am siding with Eric
Games, Games, Games
The switch 2 lacks (x3)
I would pay 5 dollars, tops
80's too much for this slop
Let's talk about other game
All the day bro; this shit's lame
This lack of games bothers me
Reminds me of the PS3
I will move to Kyoto
Just to tell Miyamoto:
Stick to DK '94
Don't fuck with him anymore
Things have never been so bleak
Since the day the console leaked
Games, Games, Games, Games, Games
The switch 2 lacks (x7)
The switch 2 ACKs
Playerbase is full of cucks
Donkey Kong was redesigned
Nintendo has lost its mind
Buying it just for K. Rool?
Do you take me for a fool
Still not buying a Switch 2
No matter how many jews
Try to sell me on its specs
Still waiting on the NX
Hate to say it, but I think
I am siding with Eric
Games, Games, Games
The switch 2 lacks (x3)
I would pay 5 dollars, tops
80's too much for this slop
Let's talk about other game
All the day bro; this shit's lame
This lack of games bothers me
Reminds me of the PS3
I will move to Kyoto
Just to tell Miyamoto:
Stick to DK '94
Don't fuck with him anymore
Things have never been so bleak
Since the day the console leaked
Games, Games, Games, Games, Games
The switch 2 lacks (x7)
The switch 2 ACKs