Donkey Kong Bananza Sucks (sung to the tune of "You Know You're Right" by Nirvana) - /v/ (#716509692) [Archived: 59 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:16:04 PM No.716509692
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Donkey Kong Bananza sucks
Playerbase is full of cucks
Donkey Kong was redesigned
Nintendo has lost its mind
Buying it just for K. Rool?
Do you take me for a fool

Still not buying a Switch 2
No matter how many jews
Try to sell me on its specs
Still waiting on the NX
Hate to say it, but I think
I am siding with Eric

Games, Games, Games
The switch 2 lacks (x3)

I would pay 5 dollars, tops
80's too much for this slop
Let's talk about other game
All the day bro; this shit's lame
This lack of games bothers me
Reminds me of the PS3

I will move to Kyoto
Just to tell Miyamoto:
Stick to DK '94
Don't fuck with him anymore
Things have never been so bleak
Since the day the console leaked

Games, Games, Games, Games, Games
The switch 2 lacks (x7)
The switch 2 ACKs
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:17:21 PM No.716509792
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>Donkey Kong Bananza sucks
>Playerbase is full of cucks
>Donkey Kong was redesigned
>Nintendo has lost its mind
>Buying it just for K. Rool?
>Do you take me for a fool
>Still not buying a Switch 2
>No matter how many jews
>Try to sell me on its specs
>Still waiting on the NX
>Hate to say it, but I think
>I am siding with Eric
>Games, Games, Games
>The switch 2 lacks (x3)
>I would pay 5 dollars, tops
>80's too much for this slop
>Let's talk about other game
>All the day bro; this shit's lame
>This lack of games bothers me
>Reminds me of the PS3
>I will move to Kyoto
>Just to tell Miyamoto:
>Stick to DK '94
>Don't fuck with him anymore
>Things have never been so bleak
>Since the day the console leaked
>Games, Games, Games, Games, Games
>The switch 2 lacks (x7)
>The switch 2 ACKs
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:25:30 PM No.716510410
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1728857288229771
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