/v/ about to 180 their opinion on Bananza in 3... 2... 1...

hes a depressed simp who cant get his dopamine cells to fire off anymore

>>716516029 (OP)
Post it.

>>716516029 (OP)
>play as a monkey
>expect anything more but unga bunga
click bait titles deserve the rope

>>716516029 (OP)
>Idiocracy
Why do dumb people love to quote this movie, it's annoying as fuck.

>>716516029 (OP)
Why did you make this thread when >>716489405 is already a thing?

>>716516237
monkey life is when you unga but everyone else else also unga so you unless your unga is superior you die and don't reproduce

Kek nintendo games do be like that.

>>716516029 (OP)
The fact anyone on /v/ takes this person seriously shows the average age group of this board.

>>716516342
OP here I had it hidden
Edit: fixed :)

>>716516029 (OP)
I'm not paying 70$ for games

>>716516029 (OP)
>Synthetic Cuck
lol lmao. I'm waiting on a video like this to flip people's opinion on it

>>716516761
god i hate modern video titles

>>716516237
Donkey Kong 64 was unironically for a more intellectual minded monkey

>>716516029 (OP)
Fags like this ruined Ryan Gosling for me

>>716516029 (OP)
Does anyone here even like him apart from like 2 simps who insist on making threads? I thought his reputation here was that he's some beta cuck who insists on being contrarian for the sake of views.

>>716516029 (OP)
/v/ already sounds like Synthetic Critic though?

>>716516029 (OP)
Stop posting this cum-guzzling faggot e-celeb

>>716516029 (OP)
You mean they're going to say "never mind calling the new DK woke is fucking retarded and will bite us in the ass when the next gay sex simulator comes out"?

>>716517696
this board is dead, theres like 20x more synthbros than the entirety of /v/ since this board is gay and the mods are feds

>>716516237
nintendiaper cope. everyones been playing as a monkey for 40 years on nintendo platforms and they were challenging and fun. hope nintendo gives you some coins for your nintendo account for sucking them off this hard.

>>716516029 (OP)
Why do you keep making this thread, faggot?

>>716519468
Kill yourself subhuman cuck

>watch video
>he dies like 3 times to the final boss but revives cause he invested in the revive item stock up trait
he took my view…

Game is for kids obviously but if I ever get a switch 2 I'll buy it for Pauline's soles

>>716516029 (OP)
>eceleb nigger
hang yourself from a tree

>>716520569
you know is true, only a handful of severe autists frequent this board, most normal users migrated to social media since even /v/ has less free-speach with your faggy fed mods

>>716516029 (OP)
This is not a game for fetuses. He has never played that Princess Peach game. That's a baby game.

>25 hours

>>716520682
thats the point, old nintendo games were also for kids but not for brain dead kids and besides, literally kids should be better at videogames since they have nothing better to do and are usually better at videogame than adults because they have nothing better to do

>>716516237
nintendiaper cope, donkey kong was only good when it had "country" in the title

>>716516029 (OP)
Watch a good /v/-approved youtuber instead.

>>716520854
Too much lead flouride and micro plastics will do that

>>716517696
He lost his reputation when he got ghosted by my oshi Kirsche

>>716516029 (OP)
>/v/ about to 180 their opinion on Bananza in 3... 2... 1...
I haven't cared to donkey kong in my whole life and nothing would change it now, plus, that dude is a tad lot retarded.

It's a fucking video game, they don't all have to be Dante Must Die Extreme Climax NG+1000 etc. difficulty. Sometimes its fun to just mindlessly smash stuff and dick around.

Fuck, you can have both and not be a huge faggot about it one or the other.

>>716522029
muh double extreme

>>716520854
Children, no. Teens, maybe. Children have undeveloped motor skills.

>>716522029
erm sorry but thing I like is based and good and must be law
thing I don't like is gay and cringe and you suck for liking it

>>716522150
I mean not obviously everyone does that and anybody who does is retarded. Do I wish Bananza was harder, sure, do I wish it was easier, not really. But I also don't really mind that it's as easy as it is too, it's just a fun little time, just the same as DMC3 is, or Elden Ring, or whatever. Every game has flaws, nothing is perfect, but difficult is usually not a great impactor towards a game's ability to be enjoyed rather than say a flaw necessarily. Now obviously there are cases where that is true, for instance if Elden Ring was as easy as Bananza, then you have a case because it's such a departure. Same is true with DK, it's always been an easy series that isn't really hard at all, this remains true.

>>716522189
I was able to beat a contra hardcorps with no cheat codes when I was 10, so I mean by that age, not like a 5yr old obviously

>>716522372
okay then the flaw is a flaw