>MAMA MIA I GOTTA SAVE MY BEST-A-FRIEND PEACH FROM-A BOWSER SO I CAN GET-A NO PUSSY
>WOWIE ZOWIE, PEACHIE-PIE, YOU SMELL JUST LIKE MY BIG, BVLL BOWSER'S RANCID LIZARD-A SEMEN.
>WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You lost Eric. You lost hard.

>>716525193 (OP)
He's more relatable to us true nintendo fans this way, hetsnoy

>>716525193 (OP)
we need a confirmation for zelda too

tendies will seethe forever