Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:54:31 AM No.716530858
>worst first-party output of any home Nintendo console
>barely any third-party support (no FF, Silent Hill, GTA, Burnout, etc.)
>no online support besides one flopped paid MMO from the Dreamcast when the PS2 and Xbox had hundreds of games with network support
>no HDD slot
>draconian DRM through its little gay discs
>no DVD/CD playback
>no backwards compatibility with the 5th gen; enjoy buying RE2 and trAnimal Crossing again
The shitcube is a literal, unironic, and objective scam.
Do you know why objectively bad games like Smelee and Sunshit attract so many groomers and trannies who treat this shovelware as some kind of professional speedrunning career? Because that's literally all cubies had to play for months at a time when the Shitcube was relevant; you bought Smelee in 2001, you weren't getting another first party or good third party for at least 8 months. Their brains have been turned into HRT-addicted mush due to having NOTHING to play except shovelware party games and licensed cartoon platformers by themselves in a musty corner of their childhood bedroom.
>barely any third-party support (no FF, Silent Hill, GTA, Burnout, etc.)
>no online support besides one flopped paid MMO from the Dreamcast when the PS2 and Xbox had hundreds of games with network support
>no HDD slot
>draconian DRM through its little gay discs
>no DVD/CD playback
>no backwards compatibility with the 5th gen; enjoy buying RE2 and trAnimal Crossing again
The shitcube is a literal, unironic, and objective scam.
Do you know why objectively bad games like Smelee and Sunshit attract so many groomers and trannies who treat this shovelware as some kind of professional speedrunning career? Because that's literally all cubies had to play for months at a time when the Shitcube was relevant; you bought Smelee in 2001, you weren't getting another first party or good third party for at least 8 months. Their brains have been turned into HRT-addicted mush due to having NOTHING to play except shovelware party games and licensed cartoon platformers by themselves in a musty corner of their childhood bedroom.
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