The Nintendo Shitcube lobotomised a generation of zoomers - /v/ (#716530858) [Archived: 160 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:54:31 AM No.716530858
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>worst first-party output of any home Nintendo console
>barely any third-party support (no FF, Silent Hill, GTA, Burnout, etc.)
>no online support besides one flopped paid MMO from the Dreamcast when the PS2 and Xbox had hundreds of games with network support
>no HDD slot
>draconian DRM through its little gay discs
>no DVD/CD playback
>no backwards compatibility with the 5th gen; enjoy buying RE2 and trAnimal Crossing again
The shitcube is a literal, unironic, and objective scam.
Do you know why objectively bad games like Smelee and Sunshit attract so many groomers and trannies who treat this shovelware as some kind of professional speedrunning career? Because that's literally all cubies had to play for months at a time when the Shitcube was relevant; you bought Smelee in 2001, you weren't getting another first party or good third party for at least 8 months. Their brains have been turned into HRT-addicted mush due to having NOTHING to play except shovelware party games and licensed cartoon platformers by themselves in a musty corner of their childhood bedroom.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:57:59 AM No.716531098
Gamecube gamez
Gamecube gamez
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Brown feces smelling Indian hands typed the OP of this thread.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 12:58:09 AM No.716531117
>>716530858 (OP)
Can confirm. As a cubie myself, I must admit I’m overweight, trans, latinx, and fell for the wholesome Reggie memes
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:06:37 AM No.716531723
>>716531098
>first image is of a game where the shitcube version is the worst
didnt even look at the rest
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:08:58 AM No.716531876
>>716530858 (OP)
Calling people in their mid 30s zoomers isn't an insult. You're going senile and you're 40-50 years old making posts like this. So you're a retard.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:10:19 AM No.716531963
>>716531723
Nothing says "third world poopskin" like the PS2 port of RE4.
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Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:11:18 AM No.716532025
>>716530858 (OP)
Tranny shit wasn't even a thing anyone knew about during gamecube era
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:11:43 AM No.716532049
>>716531963
Nothing says "dick-chopping cubie cultist" like the Shitcube beta version if RE4.
Anonymous
7/27/2025, 1:13:17 AM No.716532132
>>716530858 (OP)
>Tranimal Crossing
>again
If you were Japanese I guess but for the US it was the first release. Also the gamecube one is straight, it became Tranimal Crossing on 3ds when they allowed you to cross dress.