is it really that bad?

I have it a 8/10, good game I like it.

What stops it from the 10/10 I gave MK8 is the open world slop, of course.

genuine 5/10 people wont wish to return to World the way they yearn for Double Shite and Chad Wii

>>716532162
Wii was dogshit you just play Funky Kong and glitch out of the map

hail to the king baybay! Oh yeah come on now!

>>716532089
doesn't the open world just serve as a waiting lobby?

>>716531941 (OP)
Both Mario Kart World and the new DK are very good, a strong start to a new console. It actually restored my faith in Nintendo because Mario Wonder and Pikmin 3 were slightly underwhelming in some ways. The Switch 1 release games were also somewhat underwhelming in retrospect. Mario Kart World's somewhat unnecessary open world can be ignored and the game can be played just like every other Mario Kart. Donkey Kong Bananza handles open world very well in my view so far, having worlds filled with content and also having a semi linear progression that helps you go through the story well. It feels like a period of awkwardness from them adapting to newer mechanics is over. I hope both games get some nice dlc.

>>716531941 (OP)
It has problems but DSPs reasonings are all retarded and basically he's just complaining because he sucks at the game.

>>716531941 (OP)
More like DSP is that bad. Dumbass clown needs to put his glasses on.

>>716533298
>>716533416
clueless /v/intendo nutsuckers get absolutely FELTED by the KING

>>716531941 (OP)
Mario Kart is not a game for cazzies anymore and that's making a lot of cazzies seethe that's about it

You should think of Mario Kart more like Smash now.

>>716531941 (OP)
how can you make a 25 hour long rant out of a game that has content for 20 hours?

I don't understand spending 20 hours on something you don't enjoy (as an adult).

>>716533920
adulthood is doing that but for 2 billion hours

>>716531941 (OP)
It's kind of a, "What did you think was gonna happen with 24 racers and a pointless open world", sort of deal. Solid core mechanics, fun new ideas with the way you can surf water or jump walls/rails, and the soundtrack and some of the aesthetics and stuff are pretty damn excellent. But the intermission course stuff with no real means to opt out but in offline single races or in private online matches means the tracks themselves get massively de-emphasized for the road trip race appeal that not everyone wants or likes, the massive uptick in player count resulted in wider tracks that lose some flavor to have to accommodate, said player count means item spam hell that punishes whoever is up front more than ever before, and the open world is, well, pointless besides a chill hangout thing made for Gamechat.
It's the epitome of a game that feels like it had to be a tech demo for demonstrating what the Switch 2 can technically handle between all the racers and the wide open game world, but doesn't actually have any point to doing it and ends up dragging the rest of the game down with the showcase. At its core it's still perfectly playable, it's not like it failed that part of being Mario Kart, but after 11 years and a whole extra console generation for a truly new Mario Kart, it's mid at best.

>>716533783
What the fuck is a cazzy?

No. Phil just likes to vamp in the hopes one of his dents tips him.

>>716531941 (OP)
This nigga spends thousands of dollars on PNGs of sweaty, half-naked men
HE'S GAY

>>716531941 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

>>716533920
>you can't say the game is bad, you played it for too long
>you can't say the game is bad, you didn't play it long enough
DSP is a professional. You are a fanboy.

ITT: E-begging

>>716532656
Nope. Nintendo decided gameplay should consist of 2 minutes of driving in a straight line and then 30 seconds playing 1 lap of the track you actually want.

>>716531941 (OP)
he won two games in those 20 hours btw
he has a winrate of like 1%

>>716531941 (OP)
For me it's Ninomae Ina'nis

>>716531941 (OP)
DSP WON

You wish you were this cool.

>>716531941 (OP)
Why would you photoshop the view count?

>people are going to take the opinions of somebody who played 20 hours of only knockout tour seriously

>>716538204
it's not photoshopped

>drives directly into a person holding a shell or banana behind themselves
>reeeeee nothing hit me
I don’t get it, this is a gimmick, right? He can’t be this retarded

>>716533110
Almost every switch game is modern day snoy trash. A few standouts like dread were there of course but honestly jiat comparing entries to other console like camecube there was almost always a better equivalent.

>>716533298
what were his reasons?