Who is the bolo yeung of vidya?

Beautiful man breasts

>>717000000 (OP)
Fuggin checked
I love Bloodsport

i'm pretty sure goro's sprite was inspired by chong li

>>717000000 (OP)
Based thread

>>717000000 (OP)
Witnessed

>>717000000 (OP)
Very, VERY nice op

Wasted

>>717000000 (OP)
>posting in a sixnt thread
GET IN THE SOUP

>>717000000 (OP)
Holy BASED!

>>717000000 (OP)
Impressive.
Very nice.

>>717000000 (OP)
How the FUC

>>717000000 (OP)
Based

>>717000000 (OP)
Bloodsport vidya fucking when?

>>717000000 (OP)
wtf

checked

>>717000000 (OP)
What does he smell like?

>>717000000 (OP)
COOM EATER COOM EATER COOM EATER COOM EATER COOM EATER

>>717000000 (OP)
Based boloposter

>>717000000 (OP)

>>717000000 (OP)
>gets ass beat by some French fucker
FF16.

scriptfagging doesn't count

>>717000000 (OP)
JeanClaudesisters...

i miss when comedy movies were funny

>>717000000 (OP)
/tv/GODS...

I gon kick that son a bitch Bison's ass so haar!

>>717000124
I miss when villains actually looked evil instead of muh morally grey redditmen

>>717000000 (OP)
He mogged Jean Claude no contest.

>>717000000 (OP)
My dog is named after him :)

>>717001334
>can stand on the wall
Holy fuck.

bolo is the nicest guy IRL, my dad met him once

>>717000124
Double Impact is absolute kino. Bolo, Corinna Everson in her prime, and two Van Damme's. What more could you ask for?

>>717001334
He even looks like him.

>>717001158
that doesn't look funny at all

>>717000000 (OP)
Blessed Bolo get, holy shit.

>>717001331
he mogged bruce lee too, apparently he had to go easy on him when they would train together for the movie or something like that

>>717000000 (OP)
Very good.
But GETs not hit back.

>>717000000 (OP)
You are NEX!

>>717000483
That's Mortal Kombat all the way back in 1993.

please dont tell me he died.

he was kino in double impact though

>>717000000 (OP)
Never thought I'd see a bolo thread get this much attention here
Good job OP

>>717000685
I chuckled

>>717001647
MK1 was more like Enter the Dragon.

>>717000000 (OP)
Checked

Bloodsport has some hot OST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4XHW5Q4gU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDbCZaAHEXI

>>717001841
I was listening to it only a few days ago again. Absolute kino music.

>>717000000 (OP)
Good thread.

>>717001383
Hahahahaha

So, how did he do it?

>>717001694
Me neither. What gives? He was the bad guy in that mediocre vandamme movie bloodsport

>>717000000 (OP)
Huh, I can't really think of any iconic villain voice actors in vidya

>>717002182
>mediocre
Tits or gtfo

>>717002182
>mediocre vandamme movie
That's like 9/10 nowadays.

>>717001489
your post wasn't funny so that means you have never been funny in your whole life
faggot

>>717001158
I watched that not so long ago. I enjoyed it a lot more when I was young

>>717002182
and some flick called Enter The Dragon

>>717002431
It's his best movie ironically

>>717000000 (OP)
Didn't the guy this movie was based on turn out to be a poser or something? Like, he never actually trained in ninjutsu, there was no top-secret underground martial arts tournament in Hong Kong, and he made the whole thing up.
>>717002182
Look at his post number

>>717002213
Handsome Jack maybe, but his character is not evil enough.

>>717002182
>in that mediocre
Holy faggotron Batman, Bloodsport is essential male media, like Predator.

>>717000371
I can hear it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtdrKFgdMxI

its obvious

>>717000000 (OP)
COOMATAY

>>717002602
yeah frank dux was a fraud but the movie is still kino

>>717002602
Yes, Frank Dux, Bloodsport is an awesome movie but unbeknownst to many people who don't pay attention to the credits the movie claims its an actual biopic of a real Frank Dux.

Said man rode massive fascination with martial arts the US had in the eighties where the lack of real fact checking could lead to many people on talk shows and newspaper give a platform to any random dude who claimed to have mastered an ancient martial art, taught by some secret master that no one could ever find out about.

>>717000000 (OP)
eddie stilson

>>717000000 (OP)

>>717000000 (OP)
There is none, Bolo is the embodiment of villainous presence. Your digits confirm.

>>717000124
Sovl

>>717000000 (OP)
number

>>717002567
Right. That one too. Tbh i was never a fan of bruce lee so ofc i don't remember it

>>717000000 (OP)
Holy fucking based post, im glad the digits weren't wasted on some retarded twitter screenshot

>>717002602
Yeah dude was a mega fraud lil

>>717001334
He looks like he fucks asian dogs exclusively

>>717002634
For me the definitive Van Damme movie will always be Hard Target. We didn't deserve Woo.

>>717003141

>>717001334
cute dog

>>717000000 (OP)
You should start gambling, OP

>>717002634
It's just so generic. And am not impressed by the martial arts in it

CHONG LI GETS????
BASED AND CUMITEPILLED

>>717003461
It actually is really fun if you do low stakes and play out of enjoyment. For me it's mines or keno

>>717003319
Lance Hendrickson and Arnold Vosloo were great villains in this, too.

Too bad Bolo made few movies where he was the star or at least the good guy. Dude was cool as fuck in every movie.
Did you guys know he escaped from Communist China to Hong Kong by swimming?

>>717003552
For me it's blackjack

>>717001290
Why do you think he looks evil? are you racist?

>>717000000 (OP)
witnessed

>>717003669
what movies was he a good guy in? also that's fucking badass

So did anyone watch that new karate kid movie?

>>717003726
Also fun as fuck

>>717003882
I remember one that he Co starred as a martial artists master. Cyberpunk setting. Kinda cheesy. CP33 or something was the name of the movie. Complicated name. Lemme google it here..
There it is. Funny movie actually. Poor production but still entertaining and creative

>>717004104
Is it out? Its the kung fu again, right? Why tf can't they name it kung fun kid?

>>717004297
They probably change the name for release in china. Chinks are very sensitive when it comes to karate being better than kung fu

>>717004297
It has daniel-san and jackie chan both
I think they train some new kids together or some shit like that

>>717000000 (OP)
Are his massive man tits achievable natty?

>>717004412
He was training Kung Fu and lifting since the 50s in China and then Hong Kong. Steroids weren't even a thing even in US yet.

>>717004401
Why did jackie never have a film with bolo?

>>717000000 (OP)
>big ol titties
gaming is healing

>>717004546
What happened?

>>717000000 (OP)
checked

finally a good fuckin get

>>717001158
Hotshots and part deux really don't hold up.

>>717004712
He had. I've seen two. But one Jackie was just a mook that Lee defeated and the other just had special cameo of Bolo.

>>717004401
Ralph is in it? That's interesting.

>>717002634
>like Predator
Fuck yeah.
When we gonna get an 80's action-core Predator game?

>>717003726
why tf he look like that?

>>717000000 (OP)
i got this shit a few times on my yt shorts and i'm a zoomer, should i watch it? the only old movie i watched was the one that inspired silent hill which was pretty alright i guess. wish i could upscale that shit to 4k for myself like some ytbers do it.

>mfw I stumbled into this thread

>>717000000 (OP)
I kneel to bolo and your digits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4-hLHDpLMU

>>717005217
I disagree, but maybe I'm misunderstanding you. I agree that if the movies were made today, shot-for-shot remakes, they wouldn't work. Happy Gilmore 2 proves that with all the 90's humor looking completely bizarre. However, I watched hot shots and part deux for the first time a month ago and thought they were hilarious. The sex scene in 1 had me in tears.

>>717005747
Just different senses of humor I guess.
Glad you still enjoy them though.

>>717005521
Thats funny because they all die and Arnold ends up all fucked up.
Predator 2 also had some great moments but also really cheesy moments like a fucking police detective coming to blows with the alien (even with an alien melee weapon) and living.

>>717005085
women and estrogen

>>717000709
Every Korean smells like kimchi. A few, usually can drivers, also smell like gingko trees in the summer, which smell like someone threw up in an oven. The smell lingers, too. You can tell Koreans lived in a house long after they move out.

>>717004546
I don't remember he being a korean in the movie

>>717005940
>they all die and Arnold ends up all fucked up
That's part of what makes it awesome. But only a part of it.
Loved the industrial freezer scene in 2. Also the voodoo boys.

>>717000000 (OP)
WITNESSED!!!
also, Sagat

>>717006201
What are you doing here?

>>717000000 (OP)
checked and bloodsportpilled

>>717005085
Koreans used to be Chinese

>>717005521
Predator is a horror movie

>>717006123
>Also the voodoo boys

King Willie was fantastic, top villain(?)

>>717006340
>Most of China wasn't even majority Han

Sure, sure..

>>717005940
>a fucking police detective coming to blows with the alien (even with an alien melee weapon) and living
To be fair, he would have lost that fight easily and resorts to tricking the predator into thinking he's won and sucker punching him.

Compared to some random yakuza guy just straight up beating a predator in a sword fight it's not so bad. I always know someone is a retard when they think that part of that shitty film was awesome and not fucking stupid.

>>717006605
All Yautjas that comes to hunt on Earth are literally newbies. It's in the lore of Predator universe

>>717005306
>But one Jackie was just a mook that Lee defeated
Jackie famously took a real hit on top of his head by the weapon bruce was using

>>717005693
>should i watch it?
Hell yeah

>>717006727
It's the made up bullshit of comics and books and video games written by random retards 20 years after the first film that was never intended to have any sort of elaborate expanded universe was made.

>>717006402
Yeah, if you're a Kansas City faggot.

>>717000000 (OP)
nice digits

>>717000000 (OP)
Impressive

>>717000124
>>717001401
Watch Jackie's twin dragons if you liked double impact, it's gigakino

>>717000000 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4XHW5Q4gU
KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE KUMITE

>>717001401
>two Van Damme
Didn't they do that for multiple films? I'm sure I've seen at least 3 films that has Van Damme playing twin brothers.

Zooms must be really confused right now.

games for this feel?

>>717000000 (OP)
He was so evil in Enter the Dragon

>>717007304
I was literally about to post this kino
See, I even had the file ready

>>717007304
>>717007378
Unironically was thinking of this movie.
Definitely one I didn't expect to like.

>>717007143
Based, I fucking love that movie and I can't find the dub version I had of it on VHS anywhere anymore

>>717000307
Isn't that usually the case here?

>>717007304
>>717007378
>Kung Fu Hustle
>Shaolin Soccer
>CJ7
The kino trilogy

>>717007378
>>717007502
watched it again last weekend, so good

>>717006530
Bolo Yeung is Chinese, not Korean, was what the other guy is saying. He actually fled Communist China by swimming across the ocean to Hong Kong with a bunch of other guys, most of them didn't make it and died during the swim. But Bolo and a few others made it all the way and got asylum.

>>717007534
this movie was supposed to be a spiritual successor to shaolin soccer but it was so fucking bad holy shit

>>717007534
I still think From Beijing With Love is his best.

>>717007143
I liked this one way more than double impact

>>717000000 (OP)
Bolo Yeung deserve this digits.

>>717005693
I mean if you keep getting it in your youtube shorts it means you already enjoy that kinda content, so sure why not
If you want something with more comedy then try the jackie chan / stephen chow movies that were posted in this thread

>>717000124
I liked the part where van damme calls himself a faggot

What martial arts movie should I watch tonight?

>>717000000 (OP)

>>717000000 (OP)
Peak vidya thread

>>717000000 (OP)
Holy shit based BOLO

>>717009121
Dynamite Warrior

>>717004297
It came out like 2 days ago yes
Torrent is already up on the 'bay

>>717009469
Nevermind it came out in may
I should go get some sleep

>>717002634
>Bloodsport - 1988
>Kickboxer - 1989
>Lionheart - 1990
>Double Impact - 1991
>Universal Soldier - 1992
>Hard Target - 1993
How did JCVD make so much back to back kino?

>>717000000 (OP)
Probably Feng from tekken

>>717005521
Predator 2 was a great film too

Van Damme is the only noteworthy person from Belgium

>>717000165
As the beefy #1 henchman of an old asian guy and tournie champ hes def based on his character in Bloodsport and Enter the Dragon

KINO

>>717004546
Ive come to the conclusion Kim Jong Il must have deployed a bioweapon that deletes test and prevents ball dropping in purberty and its affected every Korean born in SK as non of the americanised kids ive met are like this.

>>717007378
It's great but I feel like pretty much everything people like about it is in mostly in the first half, and the entire last third just drags. It's a movie I'd prefer if it never "got serious".

>>717010582
The mute girl from the childhood flashback stuff comes out of nowhere but I liked it

>>717010184
Damian Chapa as Ken was also pretty cool. Imagine being a chicano actor famous for playing not-Joe Morgan Pegleg in Blood in Blood out, and then you are playing Ken from SF II

>>717010582
That describes almost every Chinese movie I've ever watched

>>717007304
>>717007378

>>717007556
>But Bolo and a few others made it all the way and got asylum.
That's pretty impressive

>>717010582
That's how most Stephen Chow films go. First half is silly and fun, second half it gets serious and often forgets it's a comedy. Also, very often Stephen Chow discovers he's actually a god or a genius or had secret martial arts powers or something like that and effortlessly defeats the villain while learning a lesson about how not to be mean to people along the way or something stupid like that.

>>717010902
>>717007534
>This is a hideous, 1/10, should immediately commit suicide-tier girl in hong kong

>>717011126
It's hilarious how they absolutely shit on her until she gets pretty and the movie plays that completely straight.

>>717011074
sometimes it's not even superpower, but just "the power of kindness". pretty egregious in God of Cookery, though it's been a while so my memory of that movie might be a bit skewered.

>>717000000 (OP)
>*snatches your future kids' birthdays in you're path*

>>717000000 (OP)
>That one African martial artist who trained with coconuts and runs around on all fours like an animal
80s were truly a time of magic

>>717011565
he was really controlling his laughter after that move

>>717011553
Pretty sure in God of Cookery he's literally a god that was sent to earth and forgot he was a god or something like that and then remembers at the end of the film.

>>717000000 (OP)
Who?

>>717007304
>>717007378
/v/ needs a lions roar aimed directly at it.

>>717011613
Capcom and Midway:
>write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!

>>717011565

>>717004394
>Chinese good, baka gaijin bad: the franchise

>>717000000 (OP)
Why wasn't he and JCVD in Mortal Kombat the movie?

>>717011919
THE MUSCLES FROM BRUSSELS... OH NO NO NO NO

>>717009760
Would add to that list.
Death Warrant
The Quest
Sudden Death
Van Damme wrote both Lionheart/Wrong Bet and the Quest, mans got a good eye for an underdog story.

>>717011982
That's a lot of chinese movies. Esp if they take place before 1900's. Almost always propaganda

>>717011982
He would have lost to Mike Tyson but was saved by the bell.

SOUL / soulless

>>717005730

>>717011919

>>717011982
They even had the gal to drop the "Americans live on stolen land" line KEK silly shy knees.

>>717011982
I just remember the first one, which was all about him beating up japs

I wish I knew what you guys were on about. It seems like fun.

>>717011982
i fucking hate ip man and wing chun being portrayed as a bullshit mary sue never lose style

>>717012303
weakest martial artist vs strongest roidtranny gym freak

>>717012342
heh, vintage

High testosterone thread

>>717012303
>left
actually work hard
>right
drink roidslop

>>717011553
>skewered
heh

>>717012719
lol, bolo's physique screams dbol

>>717000000 (OP)
>000000

>>717000000 (OP)
Very nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEECezFcaxo

>>717012449
Just watch the movies that were mentioned in this thread

Bros I got scared when I saw this thread on the catalog with so many replies
I literally thought bolo died

>>717012449

>>717013291
Ya jinxed it

>>717012462
It lost in this movie and also it lost in IP man to English boxing and cancer, twice.

>>717011565
Incredibly kino editing and framing with no shaky camera garbage.

>>717000000 (OP)
MYTHICAL BOLO GET

>>717012401
That's rich coming from them lol

>>717012462
I wonder why there are relatively few Bajiquan movies

>>717009760
The 90s were pretty much the last decade when B-Movies actually tried.
Todays low budget streaming slop is all just drone footage and Unreal Engine CGI crap.

>>717000000 (OP)
Albert Wesker

>>717000000 (OP)
I KNEEL

Games for this feel?

>>717013173
Which one should I start with?

>>717014345
What a kino ending to that series, seeing Daniel doing some of the shit Lawrence did to was great.

>>717013814
It's just not popular enough. It's cool as fuck but you don't have anyone promoting it anymore

>>717014345
Yakuza
Metal Slug 3

>>717014345
I like how they brought back chozen and made him do absolutely nothing

>>717004104
yeah, it's kino

>>717002602
Frank Dux is the grand master of Bullshido

Mandatory viewing for those who aren't aware https://youtu.be/kGNl4bpjkeQ

>>717016804
at least it gave us bloodsport

>>717000371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaLOkhkV7RQ

>>717000000 (OP)
Blessed thread

>>717000000 (OP)
I CHECK THOSE DIGITS

>>717013629
Hong Kong action cinema was so fucking good at editing action scenes in the 70s, 80s, and 90s. It seems like a lost art nowadays.

>>717003319
didn't that have Dolph in it too?

>>717018017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh8KnmRvqd0

>>717004546
>military junta
vs
>liberal democracy

>>717000000 (OP)
the golden era of movies before troons and zendaya ruined them.

>>717018017
>It seems like a lost art nowadays.
A lot of the people behind the scenes are long retired or dead. Plus the industry is no longer as tightly controlled by the Triads.
pic rel

If you're a fan of these classic hong kong movies you need to play sleeping dogs, if you haven't already

>>717012719
>implying Bolo wasn't on juice like Arnie

>>717018651
Also pic related. The game is almost always on sale on GOG for $2.

>>717000000 (OP)

>>717018269
Cynthia Rothrock could've been such a massive star if she was just bit prettier. It's a shame because she was so great at action

>>717019226
>you
>me
>???
>fight

>>717004546
ma dong seok is modern day bolo yeung

>>717016804
>Frank Dux is the grand master of Bullshido
I thought it was this guy

>>717019258
there's gotta be B actors for there to be A list actors. she's aged like wine, though

>>717019327
here?

YOU BREAK MY RECORD
NOW I BREAK YOU
JUST LIKE I BREAK YOUR FRIEND

>>717018269
Cynthia and Michelle would have been perfect casting for Cammy White and Chun Li.

>>717019626
Nah that's jc denton

>>717019226
>>717019327
>me rape you here
>no one watch

>>717019327
burger bondering

>>717019226
>actually starts throwing barrels at van damme like donkey kong

>>717019258
I think the problem was that she starred in some really trash movies when she got back to the states.

>>717000000 (OP)
uhhhhhh probably uhhhhhh liu kang

>>717019226
silly fella

>>717015086
They had him bang Lucy Liu
Thats the biggest win they could possibly give his character

>>717019226
>(You)
>me
>360
>smash

>>717018436
Who's the guy in white?

>>717019980
bruce willis

>>717018436
Hey I know these dudes. Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jet Li.

/v/ bros, should I learn martial arts?

>>717020030
You serious? That doesn't look like him at all

>>717019626
this fat faggot who runs like a girl (back when he could run) ducked based JCVD after he challenged him to a fight
and people remember Tommy Lee Jones more than him in his best movie, KWAB

reminder that JCVD and chucky norris trained together

>>717020076
yeah but avoid meme shit like wing chun

>>717020137
Didn't he duck that really famous and good martial artist, not vandamme
Or am i thinking of the guy that made steven literally shit his pants

>>717020076
if you want to learn how to defend yourself, just carry a gun and take a shooting class.
>I'm a yuro
kickboxing and/or jujutsu, then.

>>717020508
People remember Erika Eleniak's perfect tits even more.

>>717020520
Even people with guns should learn martial arts

>>717020782
Did you respond to the wrong guy? Not sure how your post is relevant to mine

>>717020076
yeah, but stay away from shit like brazilian jiu-jitsu
>only works when both of you are down on the ground
>only 1v1
what's the memest "martial arts", again?

>>717020851
Uh, yeah. Was meant for >>717020137
Sorry.

>>717020789
and martial artists will tell you that if you want to defend yourself, the first line of defence is running away followed by pulling a gun. Learning how to fight is a "I have no other option" fallback plan.

>>717020076
learn muay thai

>>717021169
This

>>717021169
I have never been randomly outed and thai kicked yet while just walking around outside, you don't need this.

>>717020508
>Or am i thinking of the guy that made steven literally shit his pants
probably this, gene lebell supposedly choked him until he passed out and shat himself because he thought he could get out of a rear naked choke applied by a real judoka with his aikido

>>717020946
Understandable

>>717020924
>what's the memest "martial arts", again?
I'd say Capoeira, mainly because it isn't actually for fighting

>>717021357
Ahhahaha that's the one

Kumite
Kumite
Kumite
Kumite

>>717006121
Look at his bandana

>>717020076
If it's for """self defense""" or street fights, don't waste your time on grappling focused MA.
Anything that teaches you proper striking is the way to go.

>>717020924
Tai Chi

>>717020076
Learn Unlimited Combat

>>717021623
>that move at 0:14
so that's where imanari got the idea for his roll lmao

>>717020076
listen to this guy >>717021169
all that ching chong wu tang shit looks cool in movies but it's a retarded waste of time to actually learn unless you wanna be an actor, that shit is designed to be performative not effective

>>717018227
No, Dolph+Damme is Universal Soldier.

>>717021782

>>717021623
kek

>>717021623
Blanka??

Also, post the "E.Honda" fight

>>717021858
Post the scene where Bolo kills that dude right before this

>>717021971
nvm, there it is>>717021702

>>717020076
On top of what was already said, sambo is also a good option.

>>717020924
literally anything Chinese. at least stuff like karate and taekwondo have no pretence about being anything other than a form of competitive acrobatics, meanwhile kung fu LARPs as ancient mystical 'blessed by the emperor' 1hko superpowers when in reality most of it was invented <100 years ago for theatre performance.

>>717021623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoOxzT1ngeM

Unsurpassed

>>717020924
>what's the memest "martial arts", again?
Systema? Krav maga? Competitive karate?

>>717021169
>>717021878
Pretty much this

>>717021782
POCKET SAND

>>717021782
damn bro crushed his own ball...

>>717021623
Nigga souls

>>717022270
Can't believe jewish articles tricked me into thinking krav maga is the deadliest martial art in the world when in reality it's literally just a self-defense course for women so they can escape rape

>>717020924
>>only works when both of you are down on the ground
>>only 1v1

Implying if it's more than one you wont get your ass kicked
Implying BJJ only has floor moves

What a poser..

>>717022270
>Krav Maga
lol
lmao
It's amazing that the Jews actually convinced anyone this was legit.

>>717021782
TALK TO DA HAND

>>717020924
>memest
if you mean the most useless yet very often depicted in media, I dunno. but since we're in /v/, I suppose Capoeira considering how many fightans have one in their roster.

>>717021169
>grabs and twist leg
>hoooooooooooooo

If it's only low kicks it can be useful

>>717021989
Hahahaha this is so cheesy. No wonder anime is like it is

>>717010184
Kylie was a good Cammy. This movie isn't nearly as bad as people say it is.

>>717022254
That moustached guy looks familiar.

>>717022813
wtf? people say it's bad? I enjoyed it

>>717022157
Lmao what is this from?

>>717020924
100% it's Drunken Boxing

>>717021623
What martial art is this?

>>717022901
Still Bloodsport. It's the montage when they get their invitations to the Kumite.

>>717022813
Me and my crew laughed to tears more than once. It's kino

Have you played Bloodsport: The Game?

>>717022813
Raul Julia saved this movie from obscurity.

>>717023256
Isn't that more Enter the Dragon?

>>717022752
It really happened.

>>717024647
Fuxking kek dude

>>717022846
think hes was a big deal 70s martial arts actor in japan.

>>717024668
It is based on Frank Dux's life

>>717004104
I think it's the world's first AI-written movie to release in theatres, there is no way an actual human wrote this plot, just watch the movie yourself if you think im exaggerating, im not even saying it's bad, but it has zero "human" qualities in it, zero human thought process involved

>>717000157
That OST in that final fight was so fucking good
https://youtu.be/EDbCZaAHEXI?si=clpfQ4ek1Js5CZnq

>>717024904
I looked it up and he was the guy who scammed Indy in the start of Temple of Doom

>>717024965
Hahhahahahahs

>>717024965
holy shit a frank dux just flew over my house

these movies were the best cause they were cheesy and over the top and no one gave a shit. same with arnold movies and the one liners.

>>717025826
It is. Frank Dux lives it every night, roughly between the hours of 12 and 6.

>>717000000 (OP)
Checked

>>717026050
this is why I loved god hand

>>717019450
>suck ma dong

>>717026110
You're killing me dude

>>717023256
Yeah I grabbed it during a Steam sale thinking it’d be a janky cash-in, but it’s actually kinda fun in a busted PS2 way. Controls feel like a lost Virtua Fighter cousin had a stroke but kept fighting. You CAN do the Dim Mak if you time it right, I shit you not. Also there’s a cheat that lets you make Ray Jackson unstoppable. Feels like a fever dream.

>>717000000 (OP)
dem numbers...

>>717026208
>this guy gets a leading role series
>its about armenian furniture store owner mobsters

KIIIIINNNNNNO

>>717016804
Bullshido is the funniest thing. I love reading about goofballs like that one guy with the energy blast you could unknowingly neutralize by holding one toe up and having your tongue in a certain position.

>>717027892
What?

>>717028345
I don't understand bullshido at all. Like how do they believe anything about it works? How do they have pupils?

>>717000000 (OP)

>>717000165
100%
MK began life as a JCVD fighting game after all

>>717000165
I remember being scared shitless of this four armed freak when I was a kid in the 90s, whenever his name was uttered everyone knew brutal beatdowns and gory executions rivaling cartel videos would soon follow.

>>717005085
judeo christian influences

FUN FACT: I know someone who’s had sex with Danny Yeung, Bolo Yeung’s son, and she has a massive penis. Easily 10+ inches and at least 2.5 inches in diameter. She only had sex with him once because it was so physically painful.

>>717028623
the mummy actor got a series on netflix about amernian jew mobs

>>717000165
>>717028864
>>717001726
MK is based on Bloodsport but they couldn't get the rights.
The word Kumite is the reason Kombat is written with a K.

>>717029709
Bruh, him of all people. I figured he retired from acting considering the mummy movies were the only movies you'd seen him in

Bump

>>717029554
Do you realize your mistake?

>>717029554
Wow he likes futas?

>>717032990
Not any more, since "she only had sex with him once because it was so physically painful".

I've gone through 6 carlsbergs and enjoying this kino thread a lot

>>717034890
>enjoying this kino thread a lot
It's kind of dead now though, like that one guy in kumite.

>>717035770
Yeah i know. Just enjoying it while it lasts

Whats the bloodsport of vidya?
No I dont care for MK
I want an actual tournament of the worlds best martial artists using actual martial arts

>>717037318
Tekken 3

>>717037318
Virtua Fighter

>>717012719
Both roided, just one cut and the other on permabulk

Fuckhuge American wrestler / brawler would beat him any day, right?

>>717000000 (OP)
OK USA
I used to rent this movie over and over
Thought it was so good
Idk if it holds up

>>717000000 (OP)

>>717037925
The kid that plays young Frank Dux is fucking awful, and the actual fights are too short, but the rest still holds up.

Post you're steam avatar

>>717038081
>I'm somewhat of an martial artist myself.

>>717000000 (OP)

>>717000685
Lmao

>>717005940
>>717006123
Dutch actually gets some lore extended longevity in the franchise after being treated with a dose of predator blood (predators can get to a couple of hundreds) for his radiation poisoning.
https://youtu.be/9KmmrYaSB40?si=jsxl36ApS0JP11bt

>>717038731
You're that great white ninja everyone's talking about?

>>717007378
>will never see a movie with Donut, Tailor and Coolie kicking the absolute shit out of some motherfuckers
They got done dirty by the twins with that chinese guitar.

>>717012303
>are you seeing this shit?

>>717000000 (OP)
Oh have you heard of the Kumite? *kung fu noises*

>>717020137
>and people remember Tommy Lee Jones more than him in his best movie, KWAB
Which movie was that?

>>717020924
>what's the memest "martial arts", again?
Kurwa superslapping

>>717021702
Right in the ghoulies

>>717005747
>Happy Gilmore 2
there's a sequel?

>>717039905

I needed that

>>717039812
power slappers are lucky these killers have no interest in their meme "sport"

>>717030639
>I figured he retired from acting considering the mummy movies were the only movies you'd seen him in
He was in Blood Diamond as a runaway Rhodesian general that Leonardo used to run with.

>>717039905
nice booba

>>717016804
>movie surpasses the actual person it's based on by orders of magnitude
It happened with Crocodile Dundee. The dude died in a drug fueled shootout with the cops because he wasn't any royalites from the series.

>>717005217
Nah Colonel Benson is still the best thing about that film. Lloyd Bridges was funny as fuck despite playing the whole thing completely straight.
https://youtu.be/g2v1mPRBimw

>>717041149
>Lloyd Bridges
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

>>717000000 (OP)
based fucking get

>>717006123
>King Willie gets beheaded so he must've put up a decent fight like Billy did
Too bad we never got to see the actual fight like the match up between Yakuza man and the Falconer.

>>717002637
Funny... I hear this
https://threeinchesofbloodsport.ytmnd.com/

>>717012342
Jej

>>717040016
just debuted this year.

For me, it's Jackie Chan

>>717042078

>>717042078
Also the Jackie Chan Stuntman game is pretty kino but I don't have any clips.

>>717000000 (OP)
Based Bloodsport sixes. Tonight op was alright.

>>717019327
You
Me
Ring
Fight

What's the consensus about this one? I liked all the movies in this series, it was some good slop.

>>717039905

>>717042078
>>717042314
>>717042314
>>717042348
Me too. God do i love jackies movies. Grew up with them

>>717042897
He's the GOAT

>>717042897
The one where he gets into a fight with IRA isn't too bad despite having 0% martial arts involved. Proper spook flick with a few war crimes in that one.

>>717000000 (OP)
Kunio kun

>>717000000 (OP)
Bolo means cake in portuguese.
It's funny.

>>717043120
Yeah for sure
>>717043489
I liked that one too, the foreigner

>>717042897
it sucks movies like that genuinely cannot be made anymore, because of H&S regulations. that's why everything is CGI and shaky cam now.

>>717044827
I 300% agree

>>717001158
Hot Shots was good, but Part Deux was dog shit. Loaded Weapon (with the other Sheen brother) was also good, especially the convenience store scene and Tim Curry’s acting.

>>717025379
Honestly that movie had a very based OST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4XHW5Q4gU&list=RDQMxVp3AP1t36c&start_radio=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUSI44zHthg&list=RDQMxVp3AP1t36c&start_radio=1

>>717040234
This is the most retarded thing ive seen
This is just free CTE

>>717000165
I think there was some Tong Po in him as well.

>>717045351
MARLENE.. GOOD FUCK

>>717045384

>>717002182
>Bloodsport
>Mediocre

Go back to watching your wokeslop shit.

>>717045706
the litmus test for posers >>717002182

FEELING SO GOOD TODAY AIN'T NOBODY STANDING IN MA WAY

>>717046350
>/v/ dance threads

>>717046350
>white people dancing

>>717012126
>>717009760
Don't forget "In Hell". Another great JCVD movie.

>>717019661
>smoking hot
>not an annoying bitch
>can probably kick my ass
Sweet jesus

>>717000000 (OP)
watching that final fight got my testosterone pumping. finna go lift and then fuck my gf

>>717046920
Don't forget Gina.

>>717030639
He was the lead in both Darkman sequels.

>>717046543
>belgians
>white

>>717019661
Dizzy from Starship Troopers comes to mind. She mogs the shit out of Denise Richards who sounds like a man now.

>>717047119
>Darkman
YNR that period in the 90s when obscure old pulp fiction novels and indie comics were all getting big budget film adaptations. Darkman, Shadow, Phantom, Rocketeer, Spawn...

>>717047185
>mogs the shit out of Denise Richards
She's pretty, but prime Denise is hard to beat.

>>717047270
Don’t forget Dick Tracy with Warren Beatty.

>>717022216
>Live or die man!
>DIE!
>WRONG! *nose twist*

Still based to this day.

>>717047794
TMNT technically counts too

>>717002835
Frank Dux is one of the great Martial Art Hustlers

>>717010184
No matter how bad this movie can sometimes get, Julia's "For me, it was tuesday." is still one of the very best villain speech in cinema history.

>>717039812
>see 0:21
what to do?

>>717022638
>grabs a teep
>gets free jumping roundhoused

>>717048791

>>717042897
>>717043120
I've never watched his Hong Kong movies. Which ones do I watch? I only know of Police Story.

>>717049405
All of them.

Had to post in this legendary thread!

I had almost given up on this place, but this thread brought me legitimate joy, thanl you OP and thank you BOLO

Also: check out Bruce strikes back for some hilarious brucesploitation that features Bolo

>>717013617
The Jet Li one is not specifically Wing Chun wasn't it? just Wushu, which gets schooled by Karate until Jet Li incorporates boxing.
Also Jet Li movies are martial arts movies, Ip Mans' are superhero movies.

>>717045351
I legitimately prefer this to Bloodsport because the stakes are far more serious.

So what the FUCK happened to martial arts kinos? Was it China taking back Hong Kong that killed them?

>>717051616
Who the hell signs up to be a stuntman, that dude landed on his neck lmao

>>717002637
The most memorable sound from Bloodsport is the "No... STOOOOOP" when Jackson gets stomped.

>>717051696
chinks know they're expendable

>>717021169
TANAKA

THAI KICK

I love this thread

>>717003669
I'm pretty sure Bolo got typecast as the 'Goro' of every martial arts flick, so he was never gonna be a good guy ever. Guy had a face built for sheer villainous top henchmen.

>>717051787
Kek

>>717051616
>Was it China taking back Hong Kong
pretty much

>>717019226
>when you and your boy spot some fag playing xbox

so before this thread dies, what games actually make you feel like you're in an old kung fu kino?
MK 1 - 2 pretty much set the standard in vidya, and I guess Sleeping Dogs

>>717052179
>MK 1 - 2
Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
Double Dragon
Final Fight
Streets of Rage
Jade Empire

>>717000000 (OP)
Bolo is badass

>>717052179
Shaolin vs wutang

>>717000000 (OP)
CHECKED

>>717000000 (OP)
holy shit anon

>>717051516
I like the clear inspiration for Johnny Cage in the final fight as well. I know Frank Dux in Bloodsport looked like him, but you see a lot of Cage's stances in Kickboxer.

>>717007143
Absolute kino

>>717000157
>>717000000 (OP)
Thanks anons.
I remember seeing a part of this when I was 10 visiting my grandparents and I thought about it recently but had no idea what it was.
Blessed thread.

>>717000000 (OP)
never stop boloposting

>>717000000 (OP)
>From 2020 to 2025 OP waz The World Heavy Weight Shitposting Champion
>He hold World Records in Fastest Shitpost, Quickest First Post, Best Post and Most First Post, Best Post
>He also subsequently wasn't a Faggot.

>>717052179
Yie Ar Kung Fu

>>717011126
cute

Best thread on /v/ in a while.

>>717011982
IP man was a fag
This guy's movie was better

>>717053686
Damn. Tony jaa. Whatever happened with him?

>>717042078
It's extremely difficult to hate him, everyone loves jackie

>>717052179
Ninja Gaiden

Gimmie a list of your favorite Asian films like his. I want to make a good list to watch.

>>717052179
God hand