Nothing like a drink and some vidya.

>A-ALCOHOLIC!!!
Yes.

Mixing alcohol and energy drinks is bad for you, mkay?

>>717035349 (OP)

>>717035349 (OP)
>Yes.
How do you do it?

whatchu playing anon

>>717035349 (OP)
bejzd and strelok pilled

>Popov
Jesus Christ, god help you

>>717035349 (OP)
cheers alcoholic bro

>>717035349 (OP)
based

>>717035349 (OP)
Basadov

I bet you have amazing teeth and your stomach biome isn't a hellscape

>>717035349 (OP)
>am*rican vodka
you only bought that for the pic right?

>>717035349 (OP)
>posts zoomers can't understand

>>717036782

What's in the can?

>Popov
Based poorfag choice

GET OUT OF HERE STRELOK

>>717035553
I wonder who once lived there.
Am I a retard?

>>717035349 (OP)
Nice I'm gonna get some of that tomorrow too for gaming, forgot all about that shit.

>>717037463
don't drink, bro. stop poisoning yourself.

>popov
C'mon, OP.

>>717035349 (OP)
i know the struggle brüdder

>>717037526
Alcohol isn't as much as a poison as this site is

>>717035349 (OP)
>Big bite of salami
>Big bite of bread
>Slam back several shots worth of Popov
Yup, it's gaming time

>>717037526
I'll keep you in mind bro.

>>717038065
Imagine being on this site drunk
Couldn't be me

>>717039128
this tbhhonest
how am i meant to use this site sober?

Image is missing a gun.

>>717039205
You need to have extreme levels of autism and/or drugs

>>717035349 (OP)
What kinda salami is that

>>717035349 (OP)
Кaкиe жe пиндocы дeгeнepaты, пиздeц пpocтo

>>717035349 (OP)
I've been sober for 3 months now.. I want to get blackout drunk and start texting my ex so bad it's unreal.

>popov
You don't have to be THIS kind of alcoholic, OP.

>>717035349 (OP)
Wish I had some fucking salami and a bread

best way to stop drinking if you've been drinking every night for a year?

>>717039645
have two

>>717039645
Gradually cut down and take some valerian root if you have cravings like i do
That stuff also helps a ton with withdrawal

>>717039645
just put down the glass dumbass

>>717039826
thanks anon, my biggest reason for not stopping currently is because i start sweating and can't sleep. shit sucky

>>717039863
>a daily drinker with the dignity to use a glass

>>717039645
I heard NAC is pretty good if you want to stop with an addiction. Apparently some hospitals (or was it mental hospitals?) use that method as well

>>717039645
Cold turkey, any other way is a retarded half measure.

>>717040230
this, do the same with benzos. Cold turkey and best case scenario go into a solitary place where emergency services won't be able to reach you, that's the best way

>>717039826
Holy alcoholic brain rot. Valerian root is addictive on its own, so not only you aren't actually quitting by 'gradually cutting down', you're also replacing one addiction with another. Bravo!

>>717040468
Sounds like the perfect mix to develop a panic/anxiety disorder

>>717039826
Raw valerian root or pill? What mg is enough?

>>717041098
It kills you. He's doing a mustard gas meme.

>>717041098
More like a good way to fucking die.

>>717039532
i stopped drinking in order to stop talking to my exs or random cunts

>>717041448
Just delete their numbers, numbnuts.

>>717039925
Yeah that's what i initially used the root for to make those nights more tolerable, once you get over that hump of sweats/tossing and turning at night while scaling back your drinking to manageable levels your sleep with improve and you wont need the root anymore. I haven't touched it in over a month while having 1-2 drinks every other day and i feel way better. Also like this whiney cunt said >>717040695 you can develop a long term dependency on it but you can avoid that by not treating it like a cure all pill by taking it every day and actually focus on cutting down or quitting all together
Good luck anon!

>>717041565
>while having 1-2 drinks every other day
What did you even achieve lmao? You're still drinking excessively.

>>717041171
For me it was just taking 1 500mg pill to cope with withdrawal instead of getting more alcohol to kill the cravings which repeats the cycle, taking more than one a day had negligible results over one but your body might be different.

>>717035349 (OP)
>schedule vidya with the boys
>girlfriend suddenly decides she wants to go out for dinner
>this always means a hundred years of waiting in line, getting seated, eating overpriced, but tasty food
>some drinks
>making out like teens before we go home
>sex
>cuddling and smoking a joint
>it'll be over by 1am
don't fall for the vaginal jew, lads.

>>717041832
yeah but its alot better for my body and wallet compared to me drinking 12+ vodka sodas 7 days a week for years

>>717041565
thank you anon

>>717040125
NAC as in the supplement?

i'm saving my drinking for tomorrow afternoon.
and NAC isn't supposed to help you stop drinking, it gives your liver some kind of boost

>>717039645
I'll never understand how you fags drink every night. It gets depressing after 2 days in a row

>>717042393
Yes, N acetyl cysteine. Been a while since I read that, I recommend to look it up though.

>tfw getting a bit older
>only takes like 1 or 2 drinks to give me a hangover
>cant just sleep off hangovers now
>literally headaches forces me to get out of bed

>>717039532
I was just like you when I realized that there was no reason to stay sober.
I may not message an ex anymore(if I can help it), but I do enjoy a little mischief.

>>717044470
>had a 6 pack over 8 hours of 7.5% beer
>drank a glass of water before bed
>woke up in the middle of the night, puked
>hungover all day
Drinking's not worth it any more.

>Mommy leaves for vacation
>Work my way through teo bottles of vodka over a weekend
>At no point did i enjoy myself
>Felt nothing during
>Headache afterwards
I just dont have the alcoholic gene.
It actually just feels like nothing when i drink.

>>717035349 (OP)
Monster is fucking DISGUSTING, how can americans drink that shit?

>videogame night at married friends
>guys got a nice house
>sitting outside playing videogames drinking his "lite" fancy alcohol beer and whiskey

it was okay just sipping one bottle all night. I had more fun cqbing with him in extraction shooters. I dont get how you liver soaked alchies can do it.

bunch of losers blaming it on genetics and heritage when you fell for marketing.

>>717035349 (OP)
BASED
But switch the monster for an edible for me.

>>717041896
aw boo hoo you get to have sex with a person you love.

>>717045660
i live in a country where alcohol is illegal to advertise
still ended up an alcoholic

>>717045332
>drank a single glass of water
>wonders why he feels like shit the next day
YOU NEED TO HYDRATE DURING, MOTHERFUCKER

>>717045332
>six pack
>hangover
Just asian things.

>>717045332
Did you eat anything after you started drinking? It makes a bigger difference than you'd think

>>717035349 (OP)
Hell yeah I got some whisky I just wish I wasn't drinking alone. Wish I was playing some videogames with friends

>>717041896
Seems like a you problem for dating a normalfag whore instead of an adorkable woman lmao. I'm about to play Stellar Blade with all the sexy costumes and Soulcalibur 2 with my girl before we fuck like rabbits.

I will never understand why you fucking losers settle for normalfag hoes and then complain about it or humblebrag about it. Fucking fags.

>>717041896
you act as if the night ended in some heated argument with no sex or something, whats your issue faggot?

>>717041538
I ended up doing this because they weren't giving me the time of day when I was sober.

>>717040230
>>717040468
Are you retarded? Withdrawal is dangerous you can't do it cold turkey. He needs to find a way to ease off that shit
>>717039645
Look for a supplement that helps clean the liver

>>717035349 (OP)
nice, tomorrow I'm gonna get some absolut and do the same thing

>>717047397
>Look for a supplement that helps clean the liver
water?

>>717041896
>don't fall for the vaginal jew, lads.
Yeah I literally don't care about women in the slightest. I just want their vagina and tits on my face. The baggage that comes with it is absolutely not worth it

>>717047397
The first guy is a retard (probably brown), but the second guy is making fun of him by doubling down on the retardation and bringing up benzos (which kill you even harder in withdrawal). Hope this helps.

>>717035349 (OP)
For me? It’s a sandwich, black coffee, water, and some Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

>>717047471
Foods, water, supplements (herbs), fasting. Lots one can do

>>717041896
tell your gf when you're planning to play with the boys, plan your shit mane

>>717047494
I didn't even read the second poster after I read benzos. Artful trolling

>>717047178
>whats your issue faggot?
i wanted to play video games.

>>717047094
You and I live the same life, anon.

>>717047640
i did. she didn't respect it.

I'm surrounded by failed normies.

>>717047824
then you got a bad gf
do not marry

>>717035349 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_podzD4cSA

>>717047879
I'm one of the rare ones, anon. I've been here since 2007. Feels like my fellow oldfags up and left, I don't even recognize this place sometimes. The way anons write and the fucking flood of "lol' this and "lol" that along with the casual tiktok language here and there scream to me that anons my age just left one day. Maybe this is the way the cycle needs to be, with fresh blood coming to keep the place alive.
Either way, I've sat on my fucking ass for countless years. Sitting in this fucking board and shitposting beyond comprehension. I hate sports, people, and the only flesh and blood I will speak to is my bitch and the anons who come here. I absolutely loathe people who don't share the same ideology. I've spent so many years here that I think being called fag is a way of showing love, and I have a literal issue with thinking all sarcasm and threats are just cool and funny.
>blogposting
Sorry, I'll find some rope right now

>>717039645
You cant be a serious person if you drink.
Think of drinking as it was a riding a really fast motorbike. You will fall off, and have a permanemt problem later on. Its gonna happen that you slip and it'll cost you dearly.

>>717047789
I'm always lad to see a bro that didn't settle for a BPD or normalfag hoe. Godspeed anon.

>>717047824
Break up with her NOW. She is not going to get any better if the relationship gets anymore serious or God forbid, you marry her. I'm just a random person on the interwebs, but there's no way that you will be happy in this relationship if she doesn't respect your wishes when they're completely reasonable like hanging out with your bros on Friday.

That's how most men get cucked and isolated from one another: pussy. It's great but don't let that shit ruin your life. Make sure your girl is chill to indifferent (or even more based, completely down) about you being a normal healthy male and not her fucking pet. Anyone have that webm of that chick that dumped a bunch of dudes for having hobbies and ended up going to therapy and whoring herself to random dudes after she turned down all those completely normal dudes.

Basically, if your bitch has ever unironically listened to rap, drop her.

>>717048387
Absolutely, Godspeed as well, anon. I'm glad to know that some enjoy the same based life I live. Few and far between, but I'm glad others can find their peace and get a nice piece of non-cunt ass in this retarded world kek.

>>717044470
>>717045332
IDK about you guys but if anything I don't get hungover anymore

>>717048387
>>717048565
Where do you find nerdy girls that aren't hamplanets?

>>717050298
You might think it's a corny fucking anime plot, but I literally married the employee my boss told me I needed to train when I worked for a cellphone company.

>>717050407
>lies are more believable with specific details

>>717050464
Naa I'm just high on kratom right now and get extremely chatty when I chug the stuff.

>>717050517
Retarded degenerate or subversive kike? Does it really matter?

Anons will think I'm fucking joking, but sometimes I miss being single. A woman always wants you to be up her ass. I have a lot of dreams. With my full time job, I write a book on the side, learn blender, work on animatronics, handmake degenerate plushies for people on etsy, and I livestream/upload photos to youtube. For some reason the more I age, the more shit I want to do to feel accomplished but a fucking woman always wants you to compliment her, be with her, and sit and do nothing. Women are the reason why men cannot accomplish more. I personally believe if we went back in time, we would see the great arts being made because men had time and men kept their women in place. Nowadays men have become so cucked to fawn over pussy and in reality not only does this just turn them off, they feed off men's weakness and extort it for cash through foolish designs like OF.

>>717050749
livestream/upload videos to youtube*

>>717050749
>the more shit I want to do to feel accomplished but a fucking woman always wants you to compliment her
A good woman is both someone you want to support and wants to support you. If she's all take no give, dump her ass.

>>717050849
I hate my wife. She is beautiful and her body is fucking drop dead gorgeous, but she is the laziest fucking person I have ever known in my entire life. In a way, I have the weakness I despise. A skinny waist and a tight ass can destroy a man.
Life is complicated, lads.

>>717050464
>everyone is a loser because I am
retard

>>717051040
Nu-uh, because I actually started dating a girl I met in scuba diving school when I visited Cambodia.

>>717051014
If sex is all she offers why marry her? Marry a girl you actually want to share a life with. If all she has to offer is sex, then why do anything other than fuck her?

>>717051090
Sorry to hear that, incel-kun

>>717035470
I VILL mix monster energy with Blood Orange vodka and you VILL like it!

>>717051539
MMMM, SATANIC POTION YUMMY

75cl of this shit in a pint glass with lots of ice, topped up with bitter cloudy lemonade. I'm mixing with the sugar free stuff and it's actually not half bad, they must have made advancements to sweeteners or something since I last checked cause it doesn't give me the usual horrible sweetener aftertaste.

>>717051609
That's why I drink Dzik

>>717051854
>drinks dick
I know you're gay, I already said you're a satanist.

>>717050298
I met her at my church one day after Mass honestly. I wasn't even expecting it. She just liked my singing voice and then we got to talking about our interests and surprise, we had a lot in common. That was a long shot because church girls (no matter the denomination or even religion if I'm being honest) are just as messed up, neurotic and retarded as your average woman.

I'm going to be honest and say you kinda have to be lucky. There's no magic formula to finding nerdy chicks that are cool and worth the time and effort other than basic shit like taking care of your health and hygiene and not coming on too strong. It's definitely possible though and I'll keep you in my prayers unironically. Shit's rough out there and dudes looking for actual wife material need all the help they can get.

>>717035349 (OP)
>>717035553
https://youtu.be/ZfPShfaUE98

>>717035349 (OP)
Cheers bro, I'm gonna have a bottle or 2 of wine and play Hyrule Warriors

I used to drink Beluga Vodka, but since it’s now produced in Moldova and not Russia, it doesn’t taste the same. What do you guys recommend?