If you had ADAM what's the first thing you're changing/giving yourself?

>>717042229 (OP)
Id fix my arthritus

>>717042229 (OP)
why, my peenus weanus (but bigger!) of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my (bigger!) weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

ITT: If you had ADAM what's the first thing you're changing/giving yourself? - my answer is, of course, my peanus weanus (but larger) :D

hahaha!

>>717042467
I mean... Yeah, that.

>>717042229 (OP)
Bigger dick.
The powers aren't all that great because you need mana potions for the rest of your life, so modifications that don't require mana are meta.

>>717042229 (OP)
Is cellular regeneration/reconstruction a thing? My back hurts.

>>717042229 (OP)
Bees
>free honey
>pollenate anything
>bees wont bother stinging me
>the perfect defense system.
Only downside
>bees in arms

ive never once wished i had a bigger dick
does that mean i have a good size or does it mean something i can't even comprehend

>>717042885
I mean, it doesn't matter all that much if you don't use it.

>>717042885
Must unironically be low T.
Every single man in existence has, at some point, wished for a bigger dick.

long white hair.
bitches love long white hair.

>>717043227
>t.

>>717043227
Winds howling

>>717042229 (OP)
i wouldnt touch that shit i dont want my face to melt

>>717042931
>>717043159
could be, could be

>>717042229 (OP)
Become white HEE HEE

>>717043587
>t. burger

>>717042885
Same

>>717043159
Men who want a bigger dick are with hilariously small or dont fuck a lot. I'm already poking my girls cervix hard when I go to deep and I'm mildly above average.

>>717042229 (OP)
Probably anything that increases my mental acuity or makes me more efficient at achieving my goals

Either that or a bigger dick

>>717043650
>my girls
Fuck of from my chan, sex-haver.

Give total autonomy over your body's functions. tired of shaving? Set your beard length how you want it and it stays that way until you decide otherwise. Want to get rid of body fat? It comes out your ass on your next shit. Balding? Nah, tell your hair to get back to fucking work. Want to grow muscle? Eat a bunch of protein and tell your body to directly convert that shit till your desired buffness. In pain? Dial it down to a dull ache so you know something is wrong but aren't dibilitated by the agony.

>>717042229 (OP)
Broader shoulders
Tired of being a framelet

>>717043650
>I'm already poking my girls cervix hard when I go to deep and I'm mildly above average.
And my uncle works for Nintendo

>>717043841
Instructions unclear, now I'm bald and my beard goes down to my feet.

>>717042229 (OP)
As much I can get away with without becoming a splicer.

a gf

>>717044038
Women's vaginas aren't that deep on average. They're like 4 - 8 inches deep in range and most women don't need the full 8. 7 inches is literally too much for most women, most of the monster dicks you see women fucking also have deep af vaginas

My toenails are pure gold, or some other expensive material. Easy money, and toenails are easy to hide.

>>717042229 (OP)
A perfect unshakable calm, regardless of the situation or my condition I would never panic or struggle to think as clearly as I do when I'm at my best.

>>717044418
I have that, it comes with apathy.
Not worth it.

Have to keep injecting ADAM because now your destabilized your own DNA without daily injections you become a flesh puddle.

if I had powers I wouldn't be nice about it

>>717043159
I already have a comically oversized dick. I only ever wished for more money.

>>717042229 (OP)
I want the ability to make jews blow up with my mind.

>>717044814
>I already have a comically oversized dick
And I'm the queen of england.

>>717042229 (OP)
Become a clone of Jeremy Meeks.
>>717043227
No hair for your face and height bruh.

>>717042793
THE PAIN

>>717042229 (OP)
I would sit home and play bideo games

>>717042229 (OP)
Teleportation.

>>717042229 (OP)
I don't take it cause it's evil.

>>717042229 (OP)
Telekinesis! I don't wanna get up from the couch to open the fridge!

>>717042229 (OP)
Fix my schizo and BTFO my bitch voices out of MY HEAD.
Also telekinesis would be cool. Or maybe creating pacification fields so people would have to talk out their issus instead of fighting.

>>717042793
This
>getting mugged?
fuck you, bees
>subway too crowded?
bees
>want to leave work early?
beemergency
>boss being a dick?
leave some bees in his office
>queue too long at the drive-thru?
just fling some bees over to their car
>every shitter occupied at the restroom?
bees under the stall door
Bees solve most of modern life's inconveniences

>>717042229 (OP)
No thanks, I don't want to be an insane fucking splicer freak hunting Adam the rest of my life.

>>717042229 (OP)
I would instantly become a wolfman

>>717046460
DR BEES

>>717046460
Bees are chill and you should feel bad for weaponizing them. Unless they're carpenter bees, you can have them.

>>717046460
How hasn't this been posted yet?

>>717046539
This fag is now a tranny and trying to claim credit for exposing animal torturers and rapists. Kinda funny where life takes people.

>>717042229 (OP)
Never played bioshock. Someone explain the lore on this. Is there a monkey paw catch?

>>717042229 (OP)
hornet cum

>>717047080
Further proof tranny shit is all just mental illness

Idk I'd get one that would let me go fight sharks. So waterbreathing/darkness vision/super strength
There was a thread where someone asked me what I would do with the Chaos Emeralds and my response was that I realized I'd immediately fly to the nearest ocean and find a shark to fight. And that hasnt changed.
In my most restless moments I imagine myself fighting sharks now. It has cursed me.

>>717042229 (OP)
Nothing. Because the moment you take Adam you are doomed to need increasingly bigger doses in order to not mutate into a freak and lose your sanity.

>>717042229 (OP)
Telepathy

>>717042793
>t.

>>717047167
>have perfect and clean society
>legal drug
>with magic power too because what could go wrong ?
>mafia use money and power to destroy society
Bioshock was ahead of his time when you think about it

little sisters

>>717047167
not like they're insanely addictive DNA altering drugs

>>717047167
ADAM comes from deep sea slugs in the waters between Iceland and Greenland. It's basically venom that can fuck with your genes and it was then sold as a wonder produce. However once you use it you get addicted and need to constantly inject yourself with more, further fucking up your dna.

I would turn myself into an 8 foot tall amazonian futa with addictive sissyfying cum

>>717047484
>>have perfect and clean society
>Perfect society
Rapture was going to hell for all kinds of reasons even before the discover of Adam.

>>717042229 (OP)
remove refractory period

>>717042229 (OP)
Adam would be useful for medical purposes, Pharmacy industry would go nuts with it.

>>717047167
You'll be fine

>>717042467
Seriously though a really stiff one not even enlargening it.

>>717047080
Furries did in fact run a zoosadist busting ring, the documentary is allegedly pretty good but yeah he only had a tiny part in doing so from what I remember

>>717042229 (OP)
Just give me vigors
>use 10 times more ADAM than plasmids
>somehow don't make you look like a scarred WW1 veteran and/or crazy

>>717042229 (OP)
Perfect my vision. I'd rather grow plants or build machines for further, heavier gene modifications.
>>717047167
>scientists take gene modification to the extreme using energy harvested from little girls implanted with mysterious sea slugs
>call it ADAM
>people can become addicted to ADAM and go insane like drugs (called Splicers, ala DNA splicing)
>major characters can use pheromone concoctions to control Splicers and other spliced people (ex.: the iconic Big Daddies)
>when those characters go into hiding, Splicers return to being rabid addicts hunting down anyone with ADAM in their veins
So long as you don't succumb to being a junkie, you'll be fine.

>>717042467
based peenus weanus (but big) poster

>>717048516
except it's inherently impossible to obtain the amount of ADAM you would need to sustain an entire life.
Each does you require is bigger than the last. As soon as you stop taking the ADAM your body will begin to transform and you lose your humanity.

>>717042229 (OP)
ears that don't EEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>717048490
It took a while for Rapture to discover how addictive Adam was, and how it could mess up your body and mind. There wasn't enough research before they started mass producing and letting everyone have it. I guess Columbia found a way to make Adam more safe.

>>717042229 (OP)
SECOND PENIS

>>717042229 (OP)
How high is the Hypnosis plasmid involved rape statistic in Rapture?

>>717047167
>billionaire is autistic about freedom and objectivism makes a utopia society where morals and laws aren't a thing
>glorified ancap nation underwater
>they discover a seaslug that produces natural forming stem cells
>eugenicists make DNA altering drug that gives you super powers
>people become addicted

Bees (in general) are far too chill. I'll happily stand like 5 meters from a beehive and watch the little dudes do their thing without them bothering me and without me bothering them. Hornets are where it's at, those fuckers are aggressive and BIG and make a terrifying droning noise as they seek something to dig their madibles and/or ass needle into. You ever hear a hornet bounce off your window?

>>717042229 (OP)
I'd chug Rape Force.

>>717046460
LATER THAT VERY SAME BEE

>>717042229 (OP)
give myself super intellect to create a superior form of ADAM and then inject myself with permanent upgrades until i become superman

>>717045131
Ty im happy you were able to get first reply.

Fix my hairline
Edit my genetic code to prevent any hair from growing below the belt
And if I still have any leftover, maybe psychokenisis

>>717042229 (OP)
Nothing. My body is a temple. Get that transhumanist garbage away from me.

>>717042229 (OP)
Longevity, obviously.

>>717042229 (OP)
Bees.

Armored shell and telekinesis
>>717042229 (OP)