>"Bro, alcohol slows you down and makes you stupid"

Then why do I feel so sharp when I drink? I'm always super productive, compared to being (((sober)))

I legit think alcohol gives you super powers and they want to ban it because of it's power level

>>717051075 (OP)
because it kills bacteria in your gut that makes you feel slow.

Video games?

>>717051075 (OP)
post belly...

You’re an alcoholic, congrats!

>>717051075 (OP)
bro looks like a dreamcast npc that's congratulating you for beating the level