>slime keyhole
Ew, that just sounds wrong...

>>717093715 (OP)
It's what I call my bussy

>>717093715 (OP)
That's what I call my pussy

>>717093715 (OP)
That's what I call my cloaca

>>717093715 (OP)
Marin's slimy ginger keyhole...

>>717093715 (OP)
>over 300 rupees
I hope you bought the shovel back in town. You need it. You'll also need the bow in dungeon 5

>>717094090
Yeah I boughted it

>>717094007

>>717095354
Underrated Zelda girl

>>717094007
Marin's "secret seashell"...

>>717093715 (OP)
You should be put on trial for faggotry and beheaded.

>>717097808
>That one isn't a snail shell and is a clam instead

>>717097889
If your only solution is the final solution, then you don't have a plan, you have a cope and your enemies will get a country.
If you want to win the war against faggotry, you must turn yourself into the straight propaganda jew.

>>717098140
Uh, no. My solution is to troll and gaslight as part of a larger group-effort to apply social pressure on degeneracy, so these jewish clowns and their gaggle of faggots simply end their bloodlines willingly in response.

>>717098418
Ok but do you have to namefag while doing it? That pushes it over the line.

>>717098418
It is not working very well.
They raised their kids with cameras, so they learned how to create footage and distort reality.
You do need a similar approach, but probably with the truth.

>>717098694
You mean hyperborea chudjak webms. Yeah, it's game over.

koholint is comfy

Link's Awakening is the most irony poisoned Zelda game. It's like a proto-Undertale in terms of dialogue. I can't stand it.

>>717093715 (OP)
Nintendo will die in your lifetime btw.
Retarded parents give their kids phones instead of nintendo consoles and they get addicted in those gacha shits.
The whole "mature games for madure people like myself" will turn video games into a thing of old people in asylums.

>>717099438
>Nintendo will die in your lifetime btw.
That's good. As a real Nintendo fan and not a Switch secondary, I'd rather see Nintendo die outright than continue in their current state.

>>717095354
What a weird thing to say. Of course she wouldn't shave her vagina. Only trannies with "vaginas" made out of ball sack skin need to do that. What women often shave are their vulvas. Learn the difference.

>>717099532
Yuck, I remember reading a post from a tranny who had to pull clumps of hair out of the inside of his "vagina" hole.

Marin should baby-trap Link

>>717098140
this 'toss doesn't make much sense

>>717100050
"Love? Consent? Please. Those are luxuries for the weak-hearted. If you want loyalty—real, inescapable loyalty—you forge it. You don’t ask for commitment—you engineer it. A child, oh yes, a child is the most binding contract one can conceive… quite literally.

He can leave the house, the bed, even the country—but he can’t leave me. Not with a piece of him crying in my arms every night. You see, men wander, but fathers? Fathers owe. In time, his sense of duty will outweigh his resentment. Or at the very least, the courts will remind him of it.

Some say it’s manipulation. I say it’s strategy. After all, he wanted me once—he just didn’t know he’d want me forever. And if the rules of love don't favor me, I make my own rules. Isn't that what true power is?"

>>717100130
It gets really schizo at points, but the basic premisse of "they're secretly promoting heterosexuality for furries with the purpose of getting em to form families" is a nice concept.

>>717102843
I WISH the globalist elite agenda was so life-affirming as it is in furry delusions.

>>717103060
Yeah, they're a bunch of retarded maltusians.

>>717098140
would the one on the left

>>717104318
form a wholesome family with her?

>>717104858
yes

>>717105173
Good good

Correcting "lesbians", turning them wholesome and removing their piercings is the hottest thing.