Thread 717094991

i just came super fucking hard
what game should i play on my steam deck or my switch 2 while snuggling with my daki in bed?

>>717094991 (OP)
the game where you let me go under your covers for a second round

>>717094991 (OP)
Spelunky 2
you know why

>>717094991 (OP)
get a job.

>"what game should i play on my steam deck or my switch 2 while snuggling with my daki in bed?"
This part of your post is fine.
>"i just came super fucking hard"
This part is totally disgusting and unnecessary, why even include it?

>>717095617
>This part is totally disgusting and unnecessary, why even include it?
not op
cause its hot

/v/iggers be like "i came super hard" when they lazily globbed out a 3ml droplet (the porn addiction has ruined their p*nis)

>>717096028
h-hot

>>717096028
actually I just slammed my hips into my loli onahole and stuffed her full of my fat 7 inch cock deeper and deeper until I exploded inside her 4 times in a row
it feels so fucking good to just dig in with all my weight and feel my fat bulging her tummy as I completely empty myself into her

>>717096352
TF'ing myself into anons onahole!

>>717096430
you would not survive

>>717096352
Link to onahole? I wanna order the same one you got.

>>717095617
go back

>>717096352
Honestly, godspeed to you anon, and to any dedicated gooners. I'm currently depressed, so any time I jack off I kinda cum with a half chub quickly and without pleasure, just to get rid of the boner, once every couple of days.
I used to have more energy, but just life fucked me over in some other ways so I truly just lost all drive

>>717096497
putting anon as the sole beneficiary in my will!

>>717096978
get yourself an ebike anon or a motorbike

>>717094991 (OP)
God I love slutty bimbos.

>>717097153
I already live in a country I gotta ride a bike daily in, (well, supposed to ride it daily, don't go out that often) so don't think I need to get another one without peddling. Plus, I was the same before moving here

>turn 30
>ability to hold an erection or even find sex enticing anymore at all vanishes
shame

>>717094991 (OP)
Built for literally all males in the world

>>717097153
>>717096978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrk40pZ8Kc8
This

>>717097491
I'm almost 40 and the exact opposite. Skill issue.

This thread is super gay wtf. Stop talking about your masturbation habits

>>717097491
cardio and see a doctor
that's not normal man
>>717097606
make me

>>717097606
you thought anons were calling each other fags as a joke all this time?

>>717097665
Exercise is fucking gay

this was meant to be a P n S thread but OP failed to realise /v/ is mostly browsed by under 20's
and the original season came out 15 years ago

>>717095498
scamming and bootlicking does not count, asshole

>>717097606
Genuine question, first time on /v/?

>>717097783
P&S is big with the zoomers, since the currently airing S2 is a TRIGGER show. Most of the anime zoomer friends I know are watching it

I wish the idea of regular sex excited me as much as women exploding did

>>717097732
dying from a heart attack is pretty gay

>>717097513
But the best doujins have blacks railing her.

Stocking is for fat old japanese men.

i can't wait until anon buys a robot and ar glasses and lets me teleoperate jerk him off

>>717098157
she literally falls in love with a fat bastard who stinks in that one episode so its cannon

im totally straight but why does thinking about horny nonnys turn me on so much?

>>717098343
empathetic boners or something

>>717098343
I only get hard from not normal things

>>717098343
/trash/ has caused irreparable damage on this site and to me, keep going

>>717098743
i blame /trash/ for giving me a f*ndom fetish and a loser fetish

>>717094991 (OP)
>>717096352
Based cummer.

>>717098476
I love her and I love that these sort of things are getting normalized

>>717098942
do you have more?
i NEED more ani

>>717097384
>Don't go out that often
Don't do that
Fix that shit
ASAP
You NEED sunlight. You'll spiral out if you don't get enough vitamin D, and no, supplements will not give you the same vitamin or feeling your body gets from sunlight.

>>717098615
Is that messy? Only artist I can think of which handles futa like that

>>717098772
For me stuff like losers were already a fetish (haha, I wonder why) but /trash/ really just let me submerge in it, and meet people who made me much worse than I could ever do to myself, while feeding their own fetishes to me as well

>>717098019
please be my friend

>>717094991 (OP)
How about I make you cum again for a second time so you can just pass out instead?

>>717099120
>For me stuff like losers were already a fetish (haha, I wonder why) but /trash/ really just let me submerge in it, and meet people who made me much worse than I could ever do to myself, while feeding their own fetishes to me as well
you would do it again if given the chance right?

>>717099109
I've got your vitamin D right here

>>717097585
>XT250
based based based based based based BASED BASED BASED

>>717099109
Yeah, last blood test I did a while ago vitamin D was damn low, and I know supplements aren't the proper fix. I'd need to stay out much more. But, with my sleep as it is (some days its reversed, go to sleep when the sun is up wake up when it's down) horrible diet/starving, I've made it difficult to even give myself the chance to do the things I need to do. This is just self destructive, I know. When my head isn't filled with it I do slowly return to normality, but it's a slow process

>>717097606
>This thread is super gay
That's what's hot about it

>>717098772
Making cute hopeless losers anons beg you to drain their wallets in exchange for making them get worse~

>>717099062
don't have much (that isn't too lewd) but I'll share what I can find
nice ani btw

Is this the thread where we get to shoot ropes and cross streams?

>>717096352
>immigrants using “tourist”

Imagine getting off to turning random people on the Internet on

>>717099370
I'm... still not over the last person I met there. We both in the end agreed to never talk again since we were such bad influences on each other, yet I still notice their posting style, and it brings me immense pain knowing we can never interact properly again. I think the guilt got to them. I'm fine with ruining my life, but that pain in losing the reason for that is something I don't think I can handle... But I also miss a lot of it incredibly much. So, I don't know

>>717094991 (OP)
By the way, if Panty and Stocking ever got a game, what would you like it to be?