Thread 717170014

aside from the weird always online stuff are the "new" hitman games worth playing?
the only one I ever played was blood money when i was 14

>>717170014 (OP)
For a lowercase zoomer troon like you they are worth playing
For someone who genuinely likes Hitman, they are the most repulsive and worthless games ever made
Genuinely pity you, underage trash, cause you never experienced true video game immersion

>>717170460
>lowercase zoomer troon
holy shit we are reaching across the universe for anything to get mad at these days

>>717170014 (OP)
just get the (cracked) peacock launcher and it's gonna be worth exactly what it is

>>717170014 (OP)
I wanna try this shitty game (games?) but I don't even know what I have to buy, the store page is a mess and they'd probably jew me pretty badly like I see the owners of the previous games complaining in the reviews.

>>717170820
see >>717170770

>>717170014 (OP)
Yes, they are pretty cool, the locations are great, the atmosphere is unfortunately less like the classic Hitman games and more like a Jason Bourne movies, still definitely worth it in my opinion

>>717170014 (OP)
Get the free launcher/demo thing and try out the 2 fully functional maps. The rest will be same sandbox gameplay but in different locations.

>>717170460
ironically, OP comes across as genuine and you as an insufferable faggot

>>717170014 (OP)
Superior in every way to their predecessors, with the notable exception of atmosphere and music (which is a deal breaker for some)

>>717170460
Posts like these are more generic than whatever AI slop churns out these days

>>717170820
You are correct. No 1 purchase has it all, by design. Whatever you choose is wrong. They actually went to court over this and promised the court they would make the DLC buying processes clearer and then didn't follow through. In fact they made it even worse and are still doing it.

No matter what you do you will wind up spending about $150 to get everything. Better off just pirating it.

>>717170770
>>717170820
only game i bought in +5 years because i thought they would never be able to emulate online shit. a month later peacock launcher came out. new york and island map are also missing. danish jews

>>717171124
>new york and island map are also missing
new york is the bank (right?) which is in peacock and there are multiple islands lol, I think even the last one from H3 is there
what is your post about because I don't get it

>>717171323
i'm talking about the steam version i bought. i should've waited for the peacock

>>717170014 (OP)
>are the "new" hitman games worth playing?
very on-rails and hand-holdy. tying mission objectives to achievements was a ridiculous mistake.
>>717170460
>For someone who genuinely likes Hitman, they are the most repulsive and worthless games ever made
FP-FUCKING-BP
I just replayed CN47 for the first time in probably a decade and thought it was a genuinely solid game for what it is. replayed H2SA a couple months ago and while it's aged like milk, I still enjoyed it more than any of the first two nu-Shitman gayms I got memed into buying for $15.

>>717170014 (OP)
They're either better than all the other hitman games or as good, depending on who you ask
The only people claiming otherwise are being contrarian, shitposting or horribly blinded by nostalgia

>>717171550
hitman contracts is the best one btw

>>717171497
oh I see

>>717171550
Not really. The one common thing they all have in common is that buying Hitman 3 world of assassination results in regret in doing so.

>>717171530
You can play the game as lousy goosy as you want, retard
What you consider hand holding is just a more intricate and worked out option
You don't have to get the achievements

>>717170460
Of course you'd say that you nursing home boomer, figures a dementia ridden future interracial murder statistic such as yourself would cry about the BASED zoomers.

I gave it a go recently and it's easily the best in the series
And I played Contracts and Blood Money before

>>717170460
>lowercase zoomer troon
This originated from Hasan Pikers style of tweeting right?

never played those games. Would Blood Money a good starting point? Only stealth game I've ever played and really is Thief.

>>717171924
Just play the hitman 3 demo or pirate it. If you like it you can then branch off into older options

How do I be as /fa/ as the Hitman guy?

Gonna hijack OP's thread here for a minute. So I was gifted the Hitman Bundle eons ago and since I've finally shortened my backlog, I think it's time to finally touch these games. I have never played a Hitman game, but I've heard there's games in the collection that you should just straight up avoid? Is this true? The bundle came with Codename 47, Silent Assassin, Blood Money, Absolution, and Contracts.

>>717172029
Avoid Codename 47, Silent Assassin, Blood Money, Absolution, and Contracts.

>>717170014 (OP)
Online games are never worth playing.

>>717172029
Codename 47 and Absolution are shit. Silent Assassin has fucked up AI but still has fun parts and music. Contracts and Blood Money are my personal favourites

>>717172029
Codename 47 is kind of pointless since it's before they decided on a direction for the series and its important levels got remade in Contracts anyway
Silent Assassin would have been kino if not for the fact that you blow your cover if you're running while disguised, making the whole game very slow
Contracts is what Silent Assassin should've been
Blood Money has a bunch of shit levels, guard AI is hilariously broken and it's clearly made for consoles but it did add some cool new stuff like human shields
Absolution is a meme

>>717172264
>Silent Assassin would have been kino if not for the fact that you blow your cover if you're running while disguised, making the whole game very slow
learn to dash

>>717170014 (OP)
There's a patch for the pirated versions, you can self host
It's definitely worth playing through 1-3, I was talking shit about them and a bunch of anons on here were like "no man go play them" and it was one of the rare occasions where the retards on here were right

>>717170014 (OP)
>aside from the weird always online stuff are the "new" hitman games worth playing?
Yes. Gameplaywise, they're the best.

>>717170014 (OP)
>>717172387
Forgot to add, it does kind of fall off around the end of 2 but it's still kino.

>>717172427
>>717170014 (OP)
idk for me new games feel more like pacman than hitman. AI is blind after 5 meters

>>717170460
cringe
>>717170014 (OP)
yes, they are and I say this as a long time hitman fan. the worst part about WoA is that you have to decipher the entire setup process - from buying to changing difficulty in the settings, otherwise the game will work like a walking simulator where you just listen to Diana and press buttons to win. Play it on pro difficulty with mission stories turned OFF for optimum difficulty, play without instinct and on master difficulty (in season 2 and 3 missions) for hard difficulty. Season 1 master diff was made by analizing playthroughs and exists to gotcha! you. Not terribly difficult but it would be really annoying to play for the first time. If you like stealth games then you should also check out Silent Assassin and Contracts, Absolution is a bastard child of Hitman and Splinter Cell but it's still ok (story is fucking atrocious though)

>>717172553
>AI is blind after 5 meters
AI can tell that you're committing a crime just from a few pixels of your elbow.

>>717170601
kek just laugh b

>>717172264
it's cheesy but you can slide by pressing the run button and tapping W. I wouldnt include SA in my series re-play if it didn't exist.

>>717173007
It's realistic. Irl they'd probably be watching the creepy bald guy with a barcode tattoo on his scalp like a hawk

>>717173007
unironically looks normal, imagine that you're in the place of the guard seeing this.

>>717173101
>"Hey wasn't that guy just wearing something else? And where's Phil? Go check all the laundry bins"

>>717173101
>It's realistic.
They know a crime is being committed before you even hit the guy.

>>717173275
I mean you'd probably know the skinhead with a head tat is up to something nefarious as soon as you saw him

>>717173007
You were standing halfway in an open door with an NPC walking directly toward you, you fucking retard.

>>717172029
Blood Money>Contracts>>>Silent Assassin>>>shit>Absolution>Codename 47

The contols before Absolution are a bit finicky by modern standards, but the games are still good

>>717170014 (OP)
they are fun, good story, and lots of replayability

>>717170014 (OP)
>No scantily clad female characters with big boobs and hourglass figure
>No strip club level
>No eyes wide shut level
Not they're not worth playing, even Absolution is better than nu Hitman

>>717170014 (OP)
I love all the Hitman games, I just hate the monetisation model of the new trilogy, makes no sense

>>717174934
>if I can't coom, it's bad

>>717170820
>>717171014
This is what you get for trusting danes. If you just knew how complicated we make shit on purpose. "Byzantine" doesn't even cover it.

>>717173525
>halfway in an open door
You're the only retard here, on top of being blind.

>>717175579
Anon, there was an npc directly across from the door. All you had to do was shut the door. Wouldn't have even cost more time because there's no animation.

>>717175720
Except with his line of sight all he can see is 47's right arm. He literally can not see you hitting anyone. The entire reply chain is about NPCs being blind, but that one can tell you're committing a crime because he sees your arm move during an animation and nothing else.

>>717172029
Codename 47 is an exercise in masochism, the rest are fine.
Just pretend Absolution isn't a Hitman game and it's almost enjoyable.

>>717170014 (OP)
Handholding piece of shit
>NOOO you're supposed to be a super hero and only kill le evil people.
Fucking gay ass direction they took with the game

>>717176027
I look like this and say this

>>717176384
>Fucking gay ass direction they took with the game
Try actually playing the game. You kill a movie director for no reason other than he went over budget and the people funding it are mad.

>>717176535
>for no reason
he's a pajeet

>>717175920
anon are you dumb? it's a video game
they all use vision cones you fucking goofball

>>717176761
>they all use vision cones you fucking goofball
What does that have to do with NPC in question only being able to see an arm in the vision cone? The NPC literally cannot see a person getting hit within his vision cone, only an arm moving.

>>717170460
For the people new to these threads, this guy is just trying to derail. He's never even played a hitman game and if you attempt to quiz him on details of the older games, he completely crumbles because he has no actual knowledge of them.
Simply ignore him.

>>717176968
The NPCs are exploitable enough already, it's fine

>>717177069
>retarded third worlder screaming about how all old things are good and all new things are bad hasn't actually played any of the old or new games he's shitposting about
Stop the presses. Next you're going to tell me when that nutjob collage spammer posts collages about UI and world design in old games, he hasn't actually played all those old games.

Hitman Absolution is going to release on Mobile and Switch

>>717170014 (OP)
the new game format has some really nice stuff, in terms of level scale and allowing you to creatively go through the mission.

The downsides are as follows:
woefully unsatisfying guns
no dual ballers
no gun customisation
incredibly shit reskins instead of actually interesting weapons
instead of native lanugauges, 90% of the vo is american or english
the story is fucking ass, there almost painting 47 as a good guy now, taking down the corrupt world elite, rather than just murdering people as a profession

Im still confused how the new ones work.didnt they come out scattered in pieces? Is there a whole pack that just had them all i dont wanna buy seperate missions or whatever the fuck

coop gonna be fun

>>717178241
>90% of the vo is american or english
unless it's a Britain map, then they're all Asian for some reason.

>>717178830
the purchasing experience is so bad that several people have made guides for it

>>717179031
there was an entire japanese dub of the game back when they were under square enix
https://youtu.be/P_LjIcwHDLI

>>717178241
There's actually a mod to get different languages.
I have it and Hokkaido had the security guys having Japanese lines added and I THINK it still had Japanese accent English lines too, but seeing as I'm playing Freelancer I haven't actually been paying any attention really.

>>717179446
does it make them yell like in SA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgRrq3rELSs

>>717179446
oh wow, I gotta get on that. I really miss the native languages, its jarring when you're say walking around france or italy and everyone sounds like they're english

>>717170460
I was 16 when that game released so OP is around 33.

I boughted it and it's fun

>>717170014 (OP)
yeah they're great. some jank and bugs that were never fixed but fun for hundreds of hours

>>717180071
Not that I've heard, missed opportunity really. Could have just had guards shout it when you try to pass in the wrong disguise.

>>717180250
Yeah, doesn't help you hear the same VAs constantly.

>>717170014 (OP)
>have to buy the dlc missions again

pee-cock?
sounds hella gay

>>717170460
>For a lowercase zoomer troon
bra but what the fuck is your problem you jaded miserable prick?

>>717174934
For me it's Mendoza lady sexo

>>717177378
Crazy to me that mobile phones are strong enough to run 2012 games like Absolution desue

>>717170820
There's a chart, right there on the store page, it tells you exactly what you get.

For me, it's casually poisoning food in front of everyone in Thailand with no disguise and not getting caught

>>717186807
>bangkok saso
>kill jordan first because its more effort
>figure out the route and autistically refuse to save
>come back and poison morgans food
>wait by the exit
>he dies, leave
>not silent assassin because there was a brief period where poisoned targets would still count as body found
combine that with launching that stupid woman up into the awning for gold coins and i could not hate bangkok much more than i already do

>>717187271
You need to play woith peacock
Hitman on live servers is fundementally broken
It regularly removes challenges you've done
Despite all locations unlocked on the map for Paris and the Training missions (both the ship and the military hanger), it shows as 4 found only

>>717187385
peacock did not exist back then
wake me when peacock ports the upgraded VR to pc and makes it freelancer and coop compatible

>>717188119
pearcock can't do VR (doesn't have enough skilled modders) and coop is impossible without proper online servers

Freelancer works fine, though

>>717188335
iirc it even adds the missing maps to freelancer which i do envy

I want to use the Silverballer, but the Krugermeier 2-2 is just too handy in Freelancer mode.

>>717170014 (OP)
Except from ioi jewish practices, nuMan is probably the best hitman game ever gameplay wise
Play it without story hint or just play freelance first then finish story, this is how i played and it clicked for me
Setting and atmosphere wise it's way to bond like though, i wish next game has contract like setting

>>717170460
colossal faggot

>>717170014 (OP)
there are like three good maps in this game

>>717170460
based, I can't stand numan, it's so soulless

I got this game during freelance update for very cheap and the only thing missing was 2 map and some sniper mode which i later bought for 2bucks as a WOA deluxe pack
I think they removed this package now

Imagine not playing on professional and trying to argue its a bad game

>>717173007
>seeing people behind walls
hate this shit

I hate IOI so goddamn much

>>717190084
careful anon, 47 might have swapped out your heart medication then done this deliberately to induce a deadly heart attack

>>717170460
How does a person get like this?

>>717190238
free me from my suffering, pete

>>717190319
overdose on internets