1. "Nothing says 'epic battle' like politely waiting for a fireball to the face."


2. "Evil may be powerful, but it never interrupts — true turn-based etiquette."


3. "Our village is burning, but don’t worry — it’s not my turn yet."


4. "Four heroes, one dragon, and a strict no-cutting-in-line policy."


5. "Saving the world… one extremely patient attack at a time."


6. "You know it's serious when everyone's lined up like they’re posing for a 90s boy band album cover."


7. "I’d dodge that sword, but I already picked 'Defend' and the menu won’t let me go back."


8. "The fate of the world hinges on who has the highest speed stat."


9. "Nothing like a life-or-death battle where everyone respectfully waits to die."


10. "Turn-based combat: because even monsters appreciate orderly chaos."

@grok what is blud yapping about?

>>717178320 (OP)
nice AI generated post faggot

>>717178320 (OP)

90IQ, smooth brain, can't picture an apple ahh post

You know in real life you can’t throw fifty punches at once

It’s more like magic when I whip out the fire cannon as well

Okay.

>>717178320 (OP)
still wondering why they don't make these games in a way to let the player decide if playing an "action" style combat, or a turn-based one. It would be fun and innovative.

What is it about turned based combat that makes people seethe so much?

*farts* your move

>>717181032
Abstraction confuses them.

>>717180691
7R did that with classic mode.

>>717181032
>>717181219
JRPGs are literally the worst kind of turn based games.
Then you have games like DQ or FF which don't require a lot of strategy other than "remove big number from enemy" or "add big number to my guy". Literally story mode games

>>717178320 (OP)