Thread 717191064

Why did he do it?

If I make a game, he will be the secret final boss.

Too based for the sea, too cringe for the air.

Faustian spirit

for video games

seemed like a good idea at the time

because he's a friend of humanity

>>717191064 (OP)
The OG tranny

>>717191064 (OP)
He was bullied

>>717191064 (OP)
first white male

>>717191064 (OP)
There are no video games underwater

>>717191064 (OP)
Imagine what he saw down there if it pushed him to go up.

>>717191064 (OP)
kys tranny
you will never be a real land animal

If he hadn't done it, we'd still be paying taxes and working 9-5, we'd just be doing it underwater

Evolution is a fucking lie fish can’t just randomly grow lungs

>>717191575
>spend 8.5 billion years evolving rudimentary lungs and feet flippers
>crawl your busted ass on land
>finally, time to play some FUCKING video games
>all that's around is a playstation 3

>>717192454
>infinitely more livable space and ways to farm food + free clean energy from thermal vents
I want this timeline

>>717191064 (OP)
Fate had chosen him.

>>717192574
Oh yeah?

>>717192638
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>717192638
>sperm whales eat an estimated one giant or colossal squid a day
>each
>the ocean is infested with bloody krakens
And you want to live there to eat krill.

>>717192574
Who are you to tell him what he can or cannot do?