why... Mario was my hero...
>>717203098 (OP)Why the fuck she got a cuck chair in her bedroom?
>>717203714So Mario has someplace to sit when Bowser's visiting
>>717203098 (OP)Bros I can't believe mario got cancelled...
>>717203714Zoomers dont remember this but people used to read these things called books
>>717206537there's a bed right there to read on, retard
>>717206537Why would you read a book while your SO is being railed on the bed?
>mario is a cuck
>sonic is a cuck
>pac-man is a cuck
Is there anyone who isn't a cuck?
>>717209763>>717210072Cute. Luigi deserves to win.
>>717212204Those nice porcs are just keeping her safe.
>>717203098 (OP)so what was peach's ??? exactly?
>>717215361Her ??? was "sex tape with Bowser"
>>717203714Because Mario and her are just good friends...