ITT: OUT-FUCKING-SKILLED

>>717211821 (OP)
Is that the zip glitch?

>>717212608
build like a fridge

>>717212524
Lmfao bruh

>>717212963
What was his plan here?

>>717212963
I hope he died.

>>717212963
I can't tell if this retard just didn't know the anatomy and was trying to get stung in the first place, or if he really thought he could keep doing that and get closer to the tail without consequence.

>>717212524
HEE HEE

>>717212756

>>717212963
cathartic as fuck

>>717213435
kek

>>717213394
This is what matthewmatosis was talking about

>>717212963
KWAB

>>717212756
i find videos of animals getting swallowed whole fascinating, like, he didn't even get chewed, just got sucked into the death jail, i wish there were games that showed more of this from "cute" wild animals that just come and zap something to death and fuck off like nothing happened

>>717212756
There's no reason or need for seagulls to exist.

>>717211971
No wonder expressions in anime look so fucking weird. The faces of people over there are demonic.

>>717213730
He prayed first, so it's okay to torture animals.

>>717212608
gross

>>717213730
Is this *really* necessary?

>>717213730

Is there any noticeable improvement in their flavor by keeping the Squid alive during food preparation? Otherwise it just feels ghoulish to do that to a creature.

>>717211821 (OP)
The fuck? I don't remember this from ds2

>>717214176
it's a clear proof of freshness/quality and thats extremely important to them, no matter how fucked up it is

>>717213730

>>717214176
no it actually tastes worse that way because it releases a fuck ton of stress hormones before death

>>717214170
It maku da meatu tast worseu preas undrstando

>>717214176
of course it tastes better you retard
now if you'll excuse me i need to take some rhino horn medicine

>>717213730
I used to watch a shit ton of this dude's stuff and I don't even eat sea food

>>717214517
>anon just casually admitting his dick doesnt work
Im sorry friendo

>>717214170
No, it doesn't improve the flavour at all. Generally you do want seafood to be fresh when you prepare it because it goes bad really fast, but not so fast that it would ever be necessary to process the animal while it's still alive. This isn't really as bad as what jews do to make meat kosher though, they cut the animal's throat with an obsidian blade while it's still alive and let it bleed out, it has to be conscious and they can't give it painkillers either, having it thrash around in a blind panic while it bleeds out seems to be crucial to the process. The funniest part of that is that mammals release adrenaline, and adrenaline ruins meat and makes it taste foul as fuck when cooked and eaten. Then there's what the fucking chinese do, straight up tossing cats and dogs live in a wok and cooking them alive. The world is a savage place.

>>717212453
nta.
more then likely some form of packet loss as the souls games have weird 'bugs' when you get any form of lag ranging from the host standing still in africa but some how hitting you without animating to the hosts swings being delayed and all hitting at the same time.

>>717213291
Paper straws are possibly the single most first-world faggot problem ever.
>reee the implement I use to suck my syrup water like a toddler doesn't contain enough unrecyclable waste
I could break every bone in one of these faggots' bodies with a single punch.

>>717214904
Long turd is long.

>>717214583
No it works because he's using rhino horn

>>717214905

>>717212963
Imagine the pain

>>717213086
retard, no one has ever died because of a stingray sting

>>717212608
cute

>>717214923
I don't get what the video is about specifically but I also don't get what you're saying

>>717213435
I remember UT2004 had custom kill messages for this type of shit because it would never happen in the vanilla game but Unreal Engine was capable of areaportals that WOULD let you dome yourself so they threw 'em in as a just in case scenario.

>>717215130
Steve Irwin

>>717214771
>geometry clipping
SHAME

>>717214905
kek no way the devs didnt make it like that on purpose

>>717212756
Some days you wake up and decide that today is gonna be the day that you vore a whole-ass rabbit

>/v/ thread about being out played
>it's just /an/imal abuse videos

>>717216312
Are you new here?

>>717214904
imagine taking a shit that's a quarter of your total volume

>>717214923
>progress is... BAD
And this is why third-worlders live like shit

>>717216374
It was the last board I expected a /v/ thread to be about

>>717212963
this is so much better with sound he screams like a little third would brownoid bitch

>>717212756
chew yo food damn

>>717213730
>>717214421
>eating intelligent creatures
Asians are subhuman.

>>717212963
Darwin award

>>717215448
the video is about euro laws forcing corps to attach the bottlecaps to their bottle to somehow prevent .00001% of litering. that doofus tried to force it off and made a mess

>>717216678
nigga cows and pigs are as smart as dogs

>>717214176
>>717214517
>>717214170
it tastes worse
the meat goes bad if you don't instantly kill it
>>717214428 <- this

>>717214170
To subhuman Mongoloids yes. Two nukes were not enough.

>>717217059
You should try talking to a dog.

>>717215239
>daigo full parry

>>717211821 (OP)
does anyone have the one with the hacker playing as Thor with the thunder hammer shit

>>717216312
Congratulations. You have broken the code

>>717215839
how weak do you have to be to need 50 hits

>>717212963
I've never seen someone jump up that high in pain before holy fuck kek

>>717213695
It was already dead before the seagull got there

>>717213740
Flying garage compactors

>>717213394
my fucking sides

>>717217462
Real life doesn't work off a hitpoint system anon, to actually die, you need to bleed out or take severe organ damage, just chopping at the body won't kill an animal high on adrenaline.

>>717212756
How does that bird not choke?

>>717217674
Real life uses rimworld health system?

>>717213730
Animal torture videos are cp tier illegal in the US btw.

>>717213435
my worst enemy

>>717217674
nah tbf that guy was swinging that stick like a granny
though to kill those animals you have to pick them up and break their necks against the floor with full force

>>717218063
That's still a hitpoint system, dummy

>>717213730
Evil "cultures", just give it a painless death then eat it, fucking savages

>>717217898
birds are built weird

>>717218063
Rimworld doesn't use anything approximating real life
For example if you hit zero consciousness in Rimworld, you die

>>717214613
Maybe it has some adrenochrome like properties?

>>717216534
nani?!

>>717218484

>>717216474
what about /diy/

>>717217426
I got you, homedizzle.

>>717215725
zoom zooms don't know

>>717218786
>DS3 zoomer tries DS2

>>717218786
holy kek what is this build?

>>717218084
It's not a stick it's a machete retard. That's why he's swinging with some caution because the goal isn't to murder his dog along with the mountain lion.

>>717213730
I don't know if I have the right to be upset at this, since I boil lobsters alive.

>>717214905
What game is this

>>717217674
would a baseball bat be best? something to brain the thing so it has a seizure or something

>>717218786
jesus

>>717219272
A machete is fine, you just need to be willing to be lethal with it

>>717219235
the lords of the fallen. theres 2 games with the same name, thats the latest version

>>717212963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-ZIXJdDW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r3IHDr7M2s

>>717219036
"Hacking."
It's just cheat engine running rampant, but used for cosplaying.

https://files.catbox.moe/umkbdr.mp4

>>717213730
You can kill the squid in an instant by hitting the membrane. Why is this guy skinning it alive

>>717214923
Paper straws were so awful and carcinogenic that McDonald's now stopped using them kek.

>>717218786
least convoluted elden ring attack

>>717219693
That's a little disappointing, i was hoping for a funny gimmick i could do

>>717211821 (OP)

>>717219794
because he doesn't want to kill it

>>717219909
I mean, you still can, you should just expect to get VAC-banned for it.

>>717212524
Not balanced for lean

Anyone have the one of the clips of a guy who shoots at stairs and nails a dude in the ankle for a grenade launcher round like 20 ricochets later?

>>717219983
Wow you sure taught him, outskilled!!

>>717217898
They're dinosaurs. They've existed for millions upon millions of years on this planet. They've seen the rise and fall of ages. They adapt. They overcome

>>717220292
t. Beckoner Bogtolk

>>717220316
I thought a five year old beating a journalist was bad. Fuck.

>>717220350
t. nigger faggot

>>717220220

>>717220316
>some rando nongamer at a company forced to play game
>everyone shits on a literal normie who doesn't play games.

>>717220568
My 60 year old dad doesn't play games either and has arthritis and he could do it.

>>717220568
that journo has been playing and reviewing games since long before you were born

>>717220568
>rando nongamer
He was a veteran video game journalist.

>>717211821 (OP)
h-he's fast!

Not today!

>>717219840
I wouldn't be surprised if amerifats put lead in their paper straws and then blamed the paper

>>717219794
You have to specifically hit its brain to kill it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF-E_7c_N_M

>>717220703
>rando nongamer
>He was a veteran video game journalist.
I don't see any contradiction

>>717211971
thats a disgusting looking person. holy shit, why would they record themselves?

>>717220220
How is DSP so retarded?

>>717216678
>intelligent creatures
>squid
gb2rlyeh, tentacle-head

>>717212963

>>717212963

Posting actual vidya content

>>717221838
Squids are the dumbest cephalopods, but they're still rather smart creatures. Just not as smart as octopi. They're also more aggressive than octos and less curious.

>>717217898
Took lessons from your mom

>>717221813
Total touhou death

>>717215161
gaem?

>>717216465
>live like shit
no we don't

>>717216312
How new?

>>717222269
That's not a toohoo.

>>717222302
planetside 2

>>717212963
To what end?
Was he hoping it would somehow kill him?

>enemy is allowed to have high ranks in Stealth but also combine both DEX and STR for free

>>717222278
Oh hey I loved that fight from Part 7

>>717220442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=290muAoibZM

>>717222739

>>717222543
Looked like a mushroom-headed touhou on a mobility scooter to me, but I'm not autistic enough to get the nuance, please elaborate

>>717213740
Nature doesn't care about reasons or needs. This is why we have a species of deers with vampire fangs that stab each other.

>>717213730
Weebs will unironically defend this.

>>717223269

>>717223341
I won't defend it but I will point out the Japs aren't the only ones who eat things when they're still living. It's something all the Asians do. Vietnamese, Chinese, Korean... etc

>>717211971
Trump assassination POV

>>717220928
Where was this? Longbeach?

>>717223694
>malnourished incel who can't shoot
yup

>>717217273
you should try talking to a squid. eating cows, pigs, dogs, squids and chicken is equally retarded

>>717214625
Sick play. He i-framed the shock, which is worse than the blue shell.

>>717221592
the anti-indian

>>717223405
why'd he do it bros

>>717223948
Detroit
It was boring as hell, don't bother

>>717222846
please tell me that he got away with strangling that little shit

>>717218889
>have feast
>"i dont trust you"
>*dies of a heart attack*

this is peak comedy

>>717222426
>snek with spider tail
FUC

>>717218301
did he died?

>>717225117
kek based

>>717220703
so was Jessica Chobot you fucking faggot retard. Literal walking pussy the cake was a lie tier of normie who didn't play games.

>>717220928
Pink car driver didn't step off the gas at all. Just held down the X/A button.

>>717213075
>>717213086
>>717213183
>>717222628
He was just curious what it was, don't be mean.

>>717225449
I know it's AI, but it's fucking hilarious!

>>717222020
Do you remember sandvich?

>>717222543
>cutscene triggers
>actual gollum falls through the small gap you see in the beginning and triggers a game over
>the second gollum cannot be seen in the cutscene
>this implies either that they have two separate gollum models that are drawn depending on whether a cutscene is running or not or that there's an entirely different scene/area where cutscenes happen
Jesus what the fuck did they cook with this game?

>>717225741
> Getting roflstomped by furries.
lol.

>>717223694
kek

>>717211971
Homo erectus is the king of comedy.

>>717221813
>souls-likes

>>717224931
>officer, that zesty man aggressively styled over me

>>717219794
>Why is this guy skinning it alive
it depends, the chinks believe that the more an animal suffers before eating it the better it tastes, for seafood asians try to keep the animal alive during the cooking process to show freshness, which just makes the taste worse

>>717226375
what are you like 14

>>717226706
your mom lol go back to eldy rinmjob lmao

>>717226110
> We came out of Africa theory.
> There are african tribes that didn't discover fire yet.
LOL.

>>717226232
That's not what telefrag means you fucking zoomie

>>717212608
How do you undress those?

>>717226843
Yeah, everyone who evolved left the others behind, it was easier than getting rid of them. Chilled in Egypt for a while before spreading further out.

>>717219794
Asians aren't human. They're a horrific hybrid of ants and mammal.

>>717213920
could use more motion blur

>>717225575
The ceiling coming down got me.

>>717227091

IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE

>>717211821 (OP)

>>717217462
Machetes aren't very sharp, so they don't cut well into soft substances.

>>717227541
/v/ros... is it really that easy?

>>717227010
Graecopithecus walked upright and had thumbs while african hominids still walked on all fours. Out of africa is retarded.

>>717224110
soulshit clips are the absolute bane of these threads

>>717227642
This is /v/ anon, how the fuck would anybody know?

>>717224110
>elden slop

>>717218241
>i should call her

>>717226672
The rumor that “the Chinese believe an animal suffering before it dies enhances its flavor” is a stereotype, misconception, and in some cases, a misrepresentation of isolated practices or cultural misunderstandings. Here's a breakdown of where this idea comes from, what elements are true or false, and why it's a problematic generalization:

Origins of the Rumor
Historical Misunderstandings:

In traditional Chinese medicine (TCM), there are ancient beliefs about qi (life energy), and how the state of an animal at death might affect its vitality or medicinal properties.

Some interpretations of this have led to the (largely fringe) idea that adrenaline or fear before death might "energize" the meat. This is not widely practiced or scientifically supported.

Isolated Incidents or Practices:

There have been isolated or regional practices — sometimes reported in connection with dog meat consumption — where animals were allegedly killed in distressing ways.

These cases are not mainstream, widely condemned by many Chinese people, and are often illegal under modern Chinese animal welfare laws or local regulations.

Western Sensationalism & Racism:

Colonial and orientalist narratives often exaggerated or fabricated stories about "exotic" or "barbaric" customs in non-Western cultures.

This rumor has been used to paint all Chinese cuisine or people with a broad, negative brush — which is unfair, inaccurate, and often xenophobic.

>>717219272
>>717219364
He didn't want to hit his dog

>>717226672
What Is True
Animal cruelty can and does exist in China, just as it does in many other countries, including in Western industrial farming.

Dog meat festivals like the Yulin festival have drawn global criticism, partly due to videos showing inhumane treatment of animals. Many Chinese activists protest these events.

There is no national belief or cultural norm that animals must suffer to taste better. This is a myth.

What Is False or Misleading
That "the Chinese" as a whole believe this — China is over 1.4 billion people with diverse beliefs, traditions, and values.

That this idea is embedded in mainstream Chinese cooking — Chinese cuisine generally emphasizes freshness, balance, and proper preparation, not suffering.

Perspective & Ethics
Every culture has had (and still has) ethical blind spots around food and animals:

Foie gras, veal, and factory farming practices in the West involve significant animal suffering.

Chinese society is increasingly concerned with animal rights, with growing support for animal protection laws, pet adoption, and anti-cruelty activism.

Summary
The idea that Chinese people believe animal suffering improves flavor is a harmful stereotype that exaggerates rare and culturally fringe practices. While animal cruelty exists and should be addressed wherever it occurs, this rumor often serves to dehumanize and scapegoat an entire culture, rather than promoting meaningful global animal welfare discussion.

>>717228073
thanks chatgpt

>>717211971
HHOLY FFUC

>>717222269
holy mindbroken

>>717228157
yeah no problem it takes like 5 seconds to find out if something is bullshit but people continue to spout blatant lies based of the vibes they get from their tiktok father figures

>>717212821
Impossible

>>717212524
AYUWOKI

>>717223560
@Grok, is this real?

>>717218889
holy shit idk they could also die at camp lmao

>>717215839
shoulda cut off his tail, easier target and you probably get a free weapon out of it as well

>>717216534
TRINITY
HELP

>>717213849
Thats pretty funny

>>717215839
half the time doggo's getting friendly fire

I hate this game

>>717228232
> What you mean it doesn't enhance the flavor if there's adrenaline coated animal meat in the soup, it gives a nice kick to the dish, you can't forget gutter oil, soisauce and chili! Oh! Can't forget MSG!

>>717212756
there is no way he can fly now

>>717228549
what's wrong with MSG?

>>717224110
>literally the oldest trick in the oldest book
Yawn

>>717228232
asking ChatGPT to cook up a hallucination is not "finding out if something is bullshit"

>>717228618
Its just a Chinese dish meme, every single chinese dish uses MSG.

>>717215839
>getting itself split open for almost a full minute
>refuses to let go
holy fuck, are puma just braindead?

>>717223269
yo this kid goin off

>>717228695
https://scholarspace.manoa.hawaii.edu/server/api/core/bitstreams/1b59319b-cc44-49d5-8562-debec9fd67cb/content
sure here's a paper you will definitely read

>>717218484
aphex twin video energy

>>717228884
Feral animals don't let go anon.

>>717228618
Nothing, tomatos naturally contain sodium glutamate, most people eat it not knowing. Retarded people like this retard >>717228549
think it's some chinkshit but it is literally in everything. Next thing you fags will tell us gmo is bad when all of our veggies and fruits are modified. Watermelons were fucked back then.

>>717229165
*hungry animals. Once again more retarded lies from /v/ users with less world experience than the

>>717225741
>Royal Rat Vanguard

>>717229157
>a fucking Master's thesis
>sample size of 30 (thirty) academics, all of whom live in the US
lmao

>>717228139
Thank you for correcting the record.

>>717229293
>than the
get fucked

>>717229241
our body produces MSG naturally

>>717213730
I've never seen a dolphin this small before.

>>717229573
Japanese Kobold

>>717228884
It was possibly feral

>>717220568
It was a so called "game journalist", he even apologized later.

>>717219794
Changs think that suffering makes the meat more tender.
Yes, they really are that backwards and savage.

>>717229573
ricky berwick the dog

>>717220012
>vac banned
retard

>>717217059
Cows are retarded and pigs are evil

>>717218697
Jump around by House of Pain starts playing

>>717216678
I hope you don't eat pork, because pigs are one of the most intelligent animals out there. More intelligent than dogs even.

>>717228073
>>717228232
ChatGPT is lying to you, you fucking retard. Do you think there are ten trillion videos of chinks cooking animals alive for no reason?

>>717224931
voldo if he gay

>>717230548
Pigs are smart but evil

>>717227478
>Perk: Indominable Spirit

>>717230897
>if

>>717225449
holy fucking shit dude

/erg/ classico

>>717231192
>tossed salads and scrambled eggs
Haha

>no one posted it yet

>>717224931
wait, that's him

>>717231284

>>717231284
holy fucking kek
I would be so mad

>>717231284
oh god now I want to play this game again.

>>717211821 (OP)
There was a time where I could say DaS2 was 4 years old and not 11

>>717231625
She used to suck Asmongold's cock while he streamed.

>>717232931
true goddess of rot

>>717227478
Children of Time live action

>>717231897
>gayonetta
kek

>>717214613
>straight up tossing cats and dogs live in a wok and cooking them alive
I find that hard to believe, wouldn't they shit themselves when in trauma?

>>717233647
Retards will fall for a video of anything despite knowing movies exist and aren't real

>>717233647
He's not lying I've watched videos of it on /gif/ most of the dogs just accept it while the cats thrash until they run out of energy.

>>717221592
I NEED TO KNOW NOW
KNOW NOW
CAN YOU LOVE ME AGAIN

>>717231284
Reminded me I havent played this yet, downloading now, anything I should know beforehand?
(Also why do I have to wait 120 seconds for every post, is that a new feature? Havent been to this shithole in a few years)

>>717228521
ultra sneed

>>717234349
Don't move in diagonal for this boss. Move from corner to corner every time he jumps.

>>717212524
lmao smooth criminal

>>717220220
why would you ever think that that was the correct path waht the fuck

>>717221592
indiansissies...

>>717231247
I didn't play Elden Ring, is that supposed to be a super tryhard, extremely well minmaxed build with an OP weapon, like the Balder Side Sword in Dark Souls 1?

>>717214905
fucking lost

>>717221054
All wood has some level of formaldehyde in addition whatever chemicals specific to its species. Once you grind it up into paper pulp it's going to readily leech into your drinks. I called this out when commiifornka started rolling them out despite having regulations forcing cancer warnings onto products like common wood boards lmao

>>717231161
wait for your turn to attack

>>717234274
Learn to parry.

>>717211821 (OP)
Get in. KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is back on the menu
>>717232754
I bought it at launch and played it when it came out. Lol

>>717227642
yes

>>717218786
>the last Guardian of Asgard

>>717233217
Lmao

>>717229356
This retard doesn't browse with spoilers disabled. What a fucking

>>717231284
Game?

>>717235071
my brother

>>717211821 (OP)

>>717235364
The Fairy Tale of Holy Knight Ricca

>>717211821 (OP)
Webm related, git gud lmao

>>717218786
>The last guardian of asgard
>flies to valhalla after smithing the fiend
>doesn't elaborate

>>717235513
cutie

>>717211821 (OP)
I did go, uhhhhh... let me see....

Jerome from halo wars 1 final mission intro (Spartans front flipping over and shooting the elites on the bridge) cutscene on some people in CS:GO a while back

>>717232120

>>717211821 (OP)
h-hayai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33S5944KOkM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z4HDVWJr5c
The compliation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zmqSFvOrRo

>>717235598
Man DSP is such a fucking gem. If he had simply 2 handed his sword he would have killed the mimic, and he knows 2 handing does more damage because of the tantrum he threw only hours before this clip.
Never change DSP.

>>717236132
its performative you utter fucking retard

stop paying attention to ecelebs.

>>717236196
Oh honey, you don't know who DSP is do you?

>>717236232
you validate ecelebs no matter what type of attention you get them, moron.

>>717221592
he was just imitating dark souls, this would never be possible with normal rolling

>>717236339
I wouldn't call him an eceleb, anon. Reevaluate your position, research the topic before being triggered by nothing.

>>717212963
"Oh, hey this must be one of those stingray thingies, yo, film me as I step on it, surely the stingray won't get annoyed and sting me with its sting, I'm sure the sting on the name stingray is just for show not because it can actually sting me."

-man who got stung by the stingray

>>717236467
you should call him an eceleb. ecelebs are the lowest form of human life. all ecelebs are equally worthless human beings who've been able to profit from being worthless.

absolutely no clue why morons like you started thinking being an eceleb was a good thing.

>>717227642
LMAO that was a porn powerpoint made for losers to think they still can do it with no experience. The reality would be
>*you start to do the work*
>(picrel) ahaha anon, are you searching for oil there? ahaha
>hoooooh... thanks for the laugh, bye and never call me again, loser

>>717236628

>>717222202
The constant looking left and right is what a real gamer does.

>>717236467
DSP is 1000% an eceleb and this is a nonsense post
being a lolcow doesn't make you not an eceleb. In fact, it basically means you ARE an eceleb.

>>717236814
>require knowledge of science
Name one (1) such eroge. Until now any mention of sciences only made me cringe.

>>717234771
No it’s just roleplay stuff.
I won’t explain the importance of that gif too much, it’s just there was this poster who samefag’d as a Nox and nobody liked them.

>>717237146
Use you're knowledge of sciences to find them and you will become euphorica.

>>717222426
how do you even begin to evolve to end up with this shit

>>717227541
i just reinstalled 4chanx, how do i make sound work again?

>>717236308
Haven’t seen this one before

>>717237235
>the last bit
the point of prisoner's dilemma is once you incentivize blind betrayal then it is a certainty.

>>717226843
That's not how evolution works, dumbass.

>>717211971

>>717237263
4chan sounds

>>717237427
I have this in my backlog, does she get rape-correction sessions?

>>717212821
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed

>>717219983
>using the elevator in bong land

>>717217273
>You should try talking to a dog.
Try? I can't get mine to shut up!

>>717211821 (OP)

>>717221592
BLODY SARS HOW DID HE NOT REDEMED BY THE IRON PREDATOR

>>717221171
the day this stops making me laugh is a dark day

>>717211971

>>717211821 (OP)

>>717218906
im born 96 and thought he died from that, guess im zoomer or on the edge

>>717237427
thanks, i forget that google is a thing about 7 times a week

>>717223068
its clearly monster hunter you filthy causal

>>717212963
What was his endgame here?

>>717237882
that's just grassprancefags being performative pussies in desperate hopes of getting flags/fouls/whatever

>>717224373
kek

>>717231284
MY DICK HURTS

>>717223405
I have unironically done this is a "fight"
Its surprising strong

>>717220220
This was followed by how broken the game is, and how he is never playing it again. All in classic DSP fashion.

>>717214905
>Lords of the Fallen

>>717224013
Weapons experts say it was actually a pretty decent shot that would have killed Trump if he hadn't turned his head in time especially considering the distance

>>717214923
Nobody likes those flimsy carcinogenic pieces of shit
Thank fuck someone figured out how to turn corn waste into plastic

>>717227649
I'm sure an evolutionary biologist that has studied the theory more in-depth than some basement dweller on a Mongolian basket weaving website would like to hear your objections.

>>717238819
stop validating ecelebs with attention

>>717225741
Anyone has the one when they put him on the back after beating him up

>>717237159
thanks for the explanation, anon.

>>717238970

>>717214905
Truly we were... The Lords of the Fallen

>>717233767
>dogs
Imagine, you were literally made to be men best friend, and your master throws you into the fire

>>717225117
>amerifats are so enraged at the thought of letting another driver in front of them they will run them off the road rather than just slow down

>>717238968
Like he will ever see this post, you stupid faggot.

>>717231161
those fucking fake-outs man wtf

>>717237427
Does it work on mobile
Tried it up it fucke up the layout

>>717218786
I wouldn't even report him
I'd be too busy having a heart attack from laughing so hard

>>717239550
stop validating ecelebs with attention

>>717239550
they self-promote here, retard

>>717220220
HUH!? WUUUHT?!?

>>717236308
fatties bounce back

>>717238970
Noice

>>717220316
It's a fucking seagull, they would eat a bunch of Alka-Seltzer tablets and explode because they can't burp. Also because they're garbage birds who will steal just about anything.

>>717212821
I'm more impressed at the cameraman honestly

heres a vg related one you bitches
CHINPAN1000 for posterity

>>717240382
that's not a seagull

>>717231284
THAT AINT FALCO

>>717213287

>>717212821
i could probably do this with enough meth

>>717222356
Diabolical

>>717239497
>No you have to let me force my way in!

>>717222846
>exit camping so the little shits can't ditch school
Smart

>>717239497
His fate was sealed when he passed on the right.

>>717215839
>Hacking away at hard flexed leather

Nigga just fucking thrust with your heavy ass into its soft tissue what the le fuck?

>>717241574
Absolute retard

Hey V where are those millions of pitiful videos at?

>>717212963
>What are you gonna do? Sting me?
>-Man who was stung

>>717239497
No turn signal + truckold = 100% justified

>>717212756
The true throat GOAT

>>717241881
>holy heckerino is that someone doing something wrong?
>hehe better make the situation worse hehe
>two wrongs make a right I always say

>>717228574
are you serious? i doubt it could even walk after that

>>717215839
Absolutely bitchmade dogs to be honest with you

>>717241976
t. truck cuck

i forgot how i got here why am i in this thread

>>717229679
Pfffft

>>717215839
Why are retards like this?
You can solve this problem in one strike.
Pin the animal with your weight to keep it still for a second then drive the machete down with two hands at full force into the back of its neck.
problem solved.
If it is still moving start yanking and wrenching that shit as hard as you can.
Goodbye spine, goodbye throat.
works with any reasonably sized animal attacking something else. The side of the head is a better target but it's more risky if it has whatever its attacking further in its mouth.

>>717241771
Yes, someone who feels entitled that others fix their mistake is a retard. Good that we agree.

>>717242375
woah, easy there, easy

>>717221592
How many i-frames does he have?

>>717238943
there isn't any
it's a shitty theory that is still a theory after years and years of burning massive amount of money trying to prove it
It also makes no logical sense but then again its conception was propaganist in nature

>>717228884
Seems like a young puma and probably starving. Still shocked it didn't let go while its fucking neck was being cleaved into, you'd think it'd prioritize survival over food for this just situation but nope.

>>717242537
did you know depending on the state and insurance chances are he's found to be at least 50% liable (or more) thanks to this video of the accident? Did you know some insurers work differently depending on location, and that this could place all the fault on him for it specifically because there is a duty to not collide with another car when you can avoid it? Did you know the people who review these claims are just ordinary fucking people who are going to be opinionated? Just food for thought before you get behind the wheel of anything and be a complete retard to kill someone for taking your space. Or just go through life being a nigger.

>>717237872
Absolutely infuriating.

>>717241976
>two wrongs make a right I always say
Truck-kun will definitely think twice about pulling that shit again.

>>717242512
>jump on a puma in the middle of adrenaline rush
>it decides your a threat and immediately goes for your throat before you can react
>this is it's natural instinct
Nah the guy did the safest thing, even if it was kinda letting the dog tank the hits (he invested in hp like a good boy). Dps always stands in the backline, otherwise they pull aggro and die

>>717230898
Pigs are fucking adorable. They're friendly and affectionate.

>>717227478
>want to eat the bugs
>want to take my pills
>they won't let me

>>717242730
play stupid games, win stupid prizes

>>717212756
Watching steven seagull eat is fascinating.

>>717242829
correct
that applies to both vehicles of relevance in the video

>>717231284
WHERE YOU AT?

>>717242686

>>717242717
>It also makes no logical sense
It's as simple as evolution of a lot of species, they evolve in a certain area initially and later spread out.
Not saying whatever happend since it's all theory, but similar evolution happening at multiple places seems less likely. Even less likely is the idea that some people later moved to africa after just evolving elsewhere because why would you go towards that hellhole.

Truckcuck deserved to be hit and spun. Mfrs will drive into your lane with no warning because they're in a rush to get somewhere. Truckcuck shoulda just slowed down and signaled for 300 yards, literally 3 seconds woulda been enough here. Problem would've been solved, but Truckcuck owns the road in his own head, so he can just do whatever the fuck he wants. Anyone who owns a pickup is displaying their lead poisoning from years of inhaling exhaust, and the proof is always in these videos.

Need help. Had an urge to replay some souls games and already did with des, ds1 and ds2.
Thinking about going into ds3, but need some build direction. Is magic fun in it? Never tried it.

>>717243034
Get in the new world japanon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IvzZMSaIc

>>717243034
yessir I had to pit maneuver him sir I had no other choice he was coming right at my god given pavement

>>717242717
>it's a shitty theory that is still a theory after years and years of burning massive amount of money trying to prove it

You don't even know how scientific theories work, you fucking retard. Theories are scientific models that most closely reconstructs all the data at hand into a coherent body of knowledge. Other than that used to make and run experiments and in paper publishing, you don't burn money to prove it.

Classical mechanics, electrodynamics, thermodynamics, general and special relativity and quantum mechanics are also theories that are for all purposes true based on our current body of knowledge.

Likewise, all the data for human evolution points to an Out of Africa origin of the human species. We have 100 years of archaeological evidence that points to it. I would really like an actual point other than "I don't like niggers" to prove why what most evolutionary anthropologists agree and have agreed is how the human species and various related hominids arose.

>It also makes no logical sense but then again its conception was propaganist in nature

Oh you're just retarded.

I dont understand why anyone drives cars outside recreation
Why the fuck would you not just take the train for 2$ to avoid traffic entirely

>>717227663
>>717227807
>>717228680
Raped.

>>717243132
because the US isn't built around public infrastructure and attempts to do so pull retards out of the hills screaming communism

>>717243132
>just take the train
Nice try, oji-san.

>>717243053
Int builds are fun in 2 and 3, and kinda tedious in 1. You have to spec into dex to increase your casting speed, and you need a physical attribute to fallback on for when you run out of mana, so you can couple staves with long swords, spears and curves swords, or if your particularly saucy, daggers. High cost spells are better for bosses, low cost spells are better for exploring, even if they do less damage overall. I wouldn't recommend pure mage because the efficient route isn't very tanky, so maybe spec into dex primary and Int secondary on your first run, then once you have a better grasp of the games mechanics, run glass cannon pure mage for fun. The range that comes inherently with spell casting outright nullifies a good amount of encounters, especially early on.
One thing to remember, when something resists magics, it's usually all or nothing, either they take no damage, or they take a fuck ton of damage. Same applies to the other elements.

>>717238970

>>717243192
non burger here but people in my area of my city don't want a train line built here because everywhere else in the city that is near a train line is like 95% chinks and pajeets now while we are still 90% white

>>717243386
why does she lay there as if she was just knocked out cold

>>717243132
Lead brain boomers and Gen Xers comivinced themselves they'd be professional mechanics by spending their life learning about subject matter that has rare appliances outside of its own field due to the hyper specificity that comes with it, and as such they get stuck in a sunken cost fallacy over their decades long investment, so to correct this feeling of inadequacy, they will buy the biggest most obnoxious vehicles and drive like absolute fucking retards putting everyone else's life in danger. What makes it worse is lead posioning has the side effect of short circuiting the frontal lobe of the brain, showing short tempers and inability to problem solve under duress. Mechanicfags are among the worst kind of dude bros, they suck each other off because they autisitcally studied 1 thing their whole life and call themselves geniuses.

>>717228073
>In traditional Chinese medicine (TCM), there are ancient beliefs about qi (life energy), and how the state of an animal at death might affect its vitality or medicinal properties.
>Some interpretations of this have led to the (largely fringe) idea that adrenaline or fear before death might "energize" the meat. This is not widely practiced or scientifically supported.
So we have the belief right there, but ChatGPT and you claim it's false because "not all Chinese" even though that wasn't the issue.
>There have been isolated or regional practices — sometimes reported in connection with dog meat consumption — where animals were allegedly killed in distressing ways.
Allegedly? This isn't even something the AI would not to find videos for; there are mainstream articles clearly documenting the tortures. Christ, OpenAI isn't being subtle with its hands on the scale.

>>717243490
damn anon did you get raped by a mechanic or what

>>717243493
She mastered witch time.

>>717243493
imagine if she sat on your head and your skull cracked open lol

>>717243581
my whole family are mechanics and I have 11 uncles, and I decided to go for a broader education in technology and computers

>>717215239
FASTER

>>717243132
what train

>>717243457
Her head does briefly snap backwards when she lands and that is a piece of concrete, not dirt.
It's possible she's totally uninjured and merely stunned by the first instance of a man using overwhelming force against her. Which is likely given her clueless FAFO behavior of waltzing up behind an officer and raising a fist.

imagine losing to Ricard

>>717243602
its weird he says 'he's obviously just saying that to get in her pants' but shes not wearing pants and also the womans large breasts keep bouncing on their own i found that distressing

>>717211821 (OP)

>>717243756
If this isn't ironic then it's just pure autism.

>>717243735
NPC parries are bullshit so I dont blame him too hard if it was his first time

>>717243832
>Alaskan Fly Fishing EXTREME

>>717243859
Does Ricard even parry you? I didn't remember any DS1 enemy parrying. Ricard is also a god of shield-breaking though which is how I think he got the riposte in.

>>717243756
Hey man, glad to see you out of prison.

>>717243912
You didn't fight the baldur knights?

>>717243832
get fished you idort

>>717243859
>uchi
>heater shield
it might be his first time but he totally looked stuff up
plus
>getting parried by a parry bait
come on now
>>717243912
>Ricard is also a god of shield-breaking though which is how I think he got the riposte in.
you can't do that in DS1

>>717242730
That's a cute strawman that you have there. Not a surprise you did it, following the comment thread back.

>>717212524
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
*DUN DUN*
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
*DUN*

>>717243995
>kicks your shield after you dodge 3 times
>doesn't break your stance
???

>>717244115
I think he means you cant riposte a shield break in DS1

>>717244115
are you retarded?
you can't riposte after a shield break in ds1

>>717244180
>no fly, jump good

>>717244023
what strawman retard

>>717243832
This is peak anime, that fish was trying to protect their nakama and used his last resort ultimate attack, sacrificing himself in the process.
>I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY FRIENDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

>>717211971

>>717233217
so nice to meet Anons that read books o_o

>>717243252
Oh, it won't be the first time. It's just that I haven't touched it since dlcs released.
K, will try to roll with int+dex.

>>717244186
>>717244203
Meh, I'll take the L here

>>717243957
Honestly forgot they had that stance completely, it's been a very long time now and I never liked the BSS so never farmed them infinitely like probably most people

>>717243995
>you can't do that in DS1
truly these games are running together far too much at this point

>>717244292
This reply chain begins with someone saying people who don't "let someone in" have issues. What follows is people saying the truck driver isn't owed shit by other drivers and (You) repeatedly acting like they all want to ram people. Now delete your browser history, turn off the computer and go find some way to die painfully.

Posting to hit the bump limit.

>>717244479
>turn off the computer
>implying

>>717213394
I had an experience like this in OG dark souls.
was fucking anxious as all fuck but very funny.

C'monnnn, bump limit

>>717235705
Same energy

>>717244479
okay dipshit let me break this down for you
>no you have to let me force my way in!
is a retard for thinking this because you're driving a fucking death machine and have a duty to NOT ram your death machine into other death machines because of retarded egotistical bullshit like "he's forcing his way into my spot!" They're both wrong dipshit. What fucking strawman? What are you getting at? If you defend either of their behaviour you are a complete subhuman you can't think beyond "hurrhurr time to teach someone a lesson at the potential expense of who fucking knows who else" which makes you a grade A dipshit that shouldn't be fucking driving.

>>717244392
Ds3 my favorite build was mage.
SL80-100 for pvp, 120 for endgame PVE, everything after that is just for fun.
25 Vigor
18-24 attunement (depends on how many spells you wanna run)
20 Vit
10 Str
40-60 Dex
40-60 Int
10 Faith
10 Luck
I ran the Candlestick (boss weapon from Deacons of the Deep) for the straight sword moveset and Moonlight Greatsword because the weapon art does nuclear damage and has hyperarmor, Aquamarine Dagger was on my backhand for crit strikes, also has a neat moveset but is locked behind the DLC if I'm not mistaken. Farron Great Dart is the penultimate chip damage spell extraordinaire

hey i had fun here thanks hihi

>>717214625
funny i got the same file name

>>717243773
>she really thought an anti-divine attack would work on a machine. Lol. Lmao even

>>717244609
stuff that straw

>>717244180
>superman flying in reverse.gif

>>717244784
keep chimping out and driving like a retard, retard

>>717243132
Because the other people on the train are covered in shit, high on meth, and carry knives so they can mug idiots like you who are scared of cars

>>717244623
>unironically running candlestick
jesus christ that thing had like 1 AR. aquamarine was pretty awesome in 1v1 if you could figure out its moveset

>>717244884
>sanest car fag

>>717244609
okay dipshit let me break this down for you
The statement
>What follows is people saying the truck driver isn't owed shit by other drivers and (You) repeatedly acting like they all want to ram people
says that the rammer is not being defended, only the trucker driver offended, and you keep insisting that anyone replying is. Again, kill yourself. It's pretty simple to do. You've already figured out that traffic is dangerous. Just go walk into it and you'll probably die slowly and painfully.

>>717244884
Indonesia?

>>717230203
KWAB

>>717244609
>LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALA
>I KEEP REPEATING MYSELF THAT MEANS I WIN

>>717244963
San Francisco

>>717244951
>isn't owed shit by other drivers
actually see this is where you are completely wrong, you fucking gorilla. You do in fact have an actual duty to NOT cause a collision. Someone driving recklessly is not a pass to cause a collision and endanger people. That is in fact a duty everyone shares when driving.

All he had to do was slow down by seeing the obvious situation play out. Literally it. There is no justification for not.

>>717244926
Yea the AR was lackluster but it had a straight sword moveset. Used it in the left hand so I could use Moonlight in the main, for roll catching invaders. I always Ember in Pontiff's backyard. Always. It was also nice that light attack into Farron Dart was a true combo, to blast those pesky heavy armor nerds. Fuck havel players to death tho.

>>717222098
slosher niggers get what they earned.

>>717225117
Guy in the black truck is in the clear wrong since he didn't bother to indicate, but the guy pulling the pit maneuver is hardly better stuffing his fat fucking face while driving.

>>717243034
Nobody is considering that they are both truckcucks

>>717244609
>have a duty to NOT ram your death machine into other death machines
If you're opting to unsafely merge into my lane and I can do something to stop you, I will so because you're signalling to me that you don't care about endangering others. I'd similarly magdump you if you tried to play any fuck fuck games with break checking. I'm not taking any chances. I value my own life higher than some random stranger's.

>>717245751
This. It's reckless driving, that said, the other guy pulled ahead when he realised the black truck was going to merge ahead of him. It's classic road rage all around.

>>717245751
>unsafely merge into my lane and I can do something to stop you, I will
Then you're in the wrong, retard, and chances are your insurance will make you pay for it if you're stupid enough to record it. By the way, have you heard of safe following distance?
>I'd similarly magdump you if you tried to play any fuck fuck games with break checking.
god damn didn't know I was talking to a navy seal with 300 confirmed kills I'm sorry

>>717226110
proven fake btw.

>>717245845
Safe following distance is one car's worth of space, but that is not safe for merging and drivers aren't obligated to let you into the lane unless the lane is merging. There was absolutely no reason whatsoever for him to merge, he was safe enough in the right hand lane but for the fact he saw brake lights on the car ahead of him and got mad about having to slow down to the limit.

>>717245845
>chances are your insurance will make you pay for it
Yeah and you'll be dead or injured. One less menace on the road to terrorize others. I don't think you truly realize that the law no longer comes into play when you endanger others. What are you going to do when someone confronts you with a firearm? Obviously you shoot him for being an immediate threat.
>WAIT STOP THAT'S ILLEGAL YOU CAN'T JUST DO THINGS!
Damn! You just got shot. What now?
>I was talking to a navy seal
No, just a 30 year Meal Team 6 veteran that's taken place in countless burger assaults, with two years in Chiraq and McDonaldstan serving under Smeltafish Force.

Fucking retard.

>>717246008
>one car's worth of space
Damn dude you learned how to drive from some absolute fucking retards.
>there was no reason for him to merge
that doesn't fucking matter you absolute braindead retard. truck-kun did nothing right and virtually everything wrong. never contested. The problem here is you don't get is that making the situation worse willingly isn't allowed just because a wrong was committed.

>>717246108
>Yeah and you'll be dead or injured.
I mean, maybe? Because I'd be one of those innocent cars behind the two of you retards who don't know how to fucking drive. Thanks, retard. Great job causing that pileup on a two lane bridge because your big mac was tastier than pressing the brakes.

>>717231161
absolutely shit tier faggot design

>>717238865
What retard goes for a headshot when he's standing still at a podium?

>>717213291
my tip: force every person to strictly separate their trash bins
kill any human who fails at this simple task

>>717246209
>Because I'd be one of those innocent cars behind
I have enough awareness to check my mirrors before committing. You know? Like is required to pass a driving exam? You should know this. And you wouldn't be innocent either because you should have been following at a safe distance and should you have done so been able to stop in time before colliding into either one of us retards.

Damn you're shit at this.

>>717246209
>Damn dude you learned how to drive from some absolute fucking retards.
That's the correct following distance, shut up or be specific if you're going to complain about road rules. I've probably been driving longer than you've been alive.
>making the situation worse willingly isn't allowed just because a wrong was committed
Won't deny that, both truckfags are at fault here. The pit maneuver he pulled held no consideration for the traffic behind him, could have easily resulted in a pile up. American drivers are psychotic.

>>717231625
>that rage
she's just like me.

>>717246343
I was following at a safe distance (unlike you who is now choosing to embody the retard) but unfortunately some retard pulled a pit maneuver while everyone is going 75mph on a two lane bridge and suddenly shutting down a lane at minimum tends to cause problems. You are so fucking stupid.

>>717246385
>That's the correct following distance
No, it fucking isn't, you fucking moron. Why would you think the safe following distance is the same at 15mph and 75mph? Holy shit. Please fucking learn to drive I am begging you. I am 36 by the way, 20 years of driving behind me.

>>717221813
i never understood this webm