The hardest choice

it's not hard
jalter is best girl also a virgin
artoria is a slut and deadbeat dad

>>717252082 (OP)
Jalter was super competent during the NA summer event. Altoria alter, on the other hand, jobbed to a bunch of doctors because she ate too many burgers like a fatass.

>>717252175
/thread

Saber's taken so I'll take Jeanne

>>717252082 (OP)
There is no choice.

>>717252175
And she has actual tits too.
/thread
Fuck you all, stop posting.

>>717252082 (OP)
The real choice is between Jalter and Jeanne. The answer is obviously both, at the same time

>>717253948
No.

>>717252082 (OP)
You uhhh got any flatter?

>>717252082 (OP)
Why choose? The best way (and the canon way) to go about these two is a threeway couple. They love one another, I love both of them, we all fuck.

>>717252082 (OP)
But it's easy
the answer is always Mo

>>717257543
not a fate guy, has there ever been an "Altred"?

>>717252082 (OP)
neither. mordred is best

>>717252082 (OP)
>eurotrash characters
>wearing bunny suits

>>717252082 (OP)
Easy choice.

Is this bitch good? Just got her

>>717252082 (OP)
Emphasis on ''hard'' giggity
>>717258181
Based

>>717257765
You mean an alter of Mordred? No. Not yet anyway.

>>717252082 (OP)
we fucking love jeanne alter here

Poor little french girl.

>>717259812
They are so cute

>>717252175
I don’t know this series at all, how is she a deadbeat dad?

>>717261079
She’s King Arthur

>>717261079
Mordred

>>717252175
>also a virgin
Wasn't jalter raped before she was burnt?

>>717261210
No Jalter wasn't even burned Jannu was

>>717261123
>>717261131
How’d she have a child with Morgana le Fey if she’s a girl?

>>717261409
Merlin

>>717261409
Idk I haven’t read anything fate related that came out after 2005 except some doujins

>>717261409

>>717252082 (OP)
left with right is the only choice

>>717261384
What's her problem then?

>>717261210
I've heard one of the reasons she insisted on wearing men's clothes was to avoid that.

>>717261210
Jannu alter isn't the same as regular Jannu. Also, regular Jannu didn't get raped because the Bongs unironically gave up after trying (and failing spectacularly) once, and then stopped trying to altogether after she started wearing pants.

>>717252082 (OP)
correct answer is both

>>717261409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAuXklpdkMA&ab_channel=Daitomodachi

>>717261651
She's just an edgy chuuni bitch.

>>717252082 (OP)
This girl.
I've never played or watched any official fate media by the way.

>>717261210
No, they tried but she fought them off. Them trying is why she went back to wearing mens clothes as they are harder to remove. Which of course is what they burned her for, wearing mens clothes to avoid rape.

>>717261841
I just fap to the girls like Mordred

>>717261674
Real life Jeanne was nothing more than a tool used by Charles to get his crown back, and he threw her away like trash when she stopped being useful. Still her English trial was a joke, tripping on its clown shoes seemingly every step of the way.

>>717261651
Alter Jeanne isn't like the other alters, since Jeanne doesn't have anything that can be corrupted. She's just an FGO abomination of what the throne thinks a corrupted Jeanne would be like, literally an edgy OC.

>>717261409

>>717252082 (OP)
One on my face and one on my dick.
Easy.

>>717262082
>Alter Jeanne isn't like the other alters, since Jeanne doesn't have anything that can be corrupted. She's just an FGO abomination of what the throne thinks a corrupted Jeanne would be like, literally an edgy OC.
The only part you're correct about is the edgy OC part. She's Gilles' Jannu OC, carrying out vengeance against the French for burning the real Jannu.

>>717261986
It always makes me so sad

>>717261841
Same. Fate has some very fappable girls, but every time I try to read the lore it's usually
>Ultima penisstorm is the 15th reincarnation of Alfred the Great. His powers include giga penisstorm TURBO, which as we all know can kill the universe thrice, so he doesn't do that. He did it once in the last Holy Grail War and made a sworn enemy of Kawaii Penis the third who has the power to destroy the universe with his ultimate attack, Bitchnigga Tirade MAXIMUM. He currently has the form of a little girl.
So I normally just download the art and fap to the girls instead, especially the ones with massive tits.

>>717262097

How could I choose when I literally belong to mama?

>>717262275
Yeah most of what I know of Fate comes from lewd doujins I've fapped to

>>717261823
Would have been funnier if they just stood there silently listening to the rant after the jump cut.

>>717262361
Which Mama?

>>717262470
True lol

Big girl nice to me

>>717261409
huge futa cock

>>717262504
MAMA!

>>717263140
Built for nursing handjobs

>>717263140
Tiamat is better desu

>>717263208
You mean nursing babymaking missionary
>>717263451
prove it

>>717252082 (OP)
Astolfo fucks them both stupid

>>717263723
What do you mean prove it she's literally the OG mom

>>717263823
But does she snuggle you without your consent?
Does she break into your room to do so?

>>717261841
mordred is as cute as she is dumb

>>717264181

>>717263140
It annoys me when everyone makes her so loving and nurturing when in reality she would guarantee kill you, herself, and anyone you chose to be with over her.

>>717264281
>ever betraying mama
You would absolutely deserve that death

>>717264409
>When you tell them they have no ass

>>717262082
Burgundian hands typed this post

horny ass french woman save me

>>717264708
>woman

>>717252082 (OP)
Why do you white freaks spam porn here all day

>>717264471
DO NOT SLANDER THE KING'S BUTT

Typemoon is number one most prosperous gaming company in the world?

Stop liking evil women.

Typemoon is a cartel who will own mc and visa

>>717264954
Rape
Artist name

>>717265012
They're not even evil

>>717252082 (OP)
could you use the Grail to be able to marry and impregnate Jalter?

>>717264409
What's the appeal of being flipped off in this way? I mean where does it come from?
The juxtaposition of being a stereotypical rebellious bad girl but caring enough to still dress up as a maid/cheerleader/etc.?

The most number one porno compamy

>>717252082 (OP)
I want the real Jannu

Rape blonde girls

>>717265321
Kys white freak

I just want to be held and cuddled by mama every day
And then do it back twice as hard!

>>717265213
Dark Saber was mean to Shirou that one time.

>>717265470
What a dork

>>717265598
Shirou's a fag so that's justified

The most profitable franchise in the world includes rape

>>717262290
>>717262097
I genuinely wish every faggot who spread disgusting futa shit would die of the most painful cancer possible. Stick to /lgbt/.

>>717265791
Shirou is a fucking hero.

>>717264747
you can >woman for like half the cast dude

>>717266243
but enough about Pokemon

>>717252175
>>717252290
>>717254556
>>717261210
>717261384
>717265293
>jalter
Fuck off >>>/r/eddit

>>717266909
Traps aren't gay and you're a newfag. Keep your sperging to xitter please.

The choice is clear

>>717268339
Gay.

>>717268339
Based

>>717262275
>>717262443
Watch Fate/Zero

It was in top 5 best selling anime of all time worldwide for many years, might still be I haven't checked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCnCFtbY0ZI&ab_channel=Anicrad

>>717268193
Traps are fucking gay you newfag you're literally spouting newfag memes fucking faaaaaaaaaaag

>>717261409
I don't remember where this lore came from but yeah Merlin gave Arthur(female) a dick so she could have an heir because her suddenly growing a belly, being unable to fight or ride horses and then losing it instantly after 9 months exactly at the same time as a toddler appeared in the court would have been extremely hard to cover up.

>>717269164
>calling anyone a newfag
>thinks traps are gay
Nice try.

Its raping time

>>717270210
based based BASED

>>717252082 (OP)
i like that doujin where jalter is so in heat just walking around she just grabs the mc and rapes him on the spot

>>717266909
I’ve read a lot of fate lore between the VNs and FGO and to be clear: they’re not wrong. The canonical explanation for how Mordred was conceived in Fate lore was that Merlin gave Artoria a “pseudo penis” using magecraft so she could create an heir with her wife and keep up the charade of being a male, but her sister Morgan tricked her, extracted semen from her (it’s unclear if this was seduction, deception or otherwise) and used it to create Mordred, a sort of Artoria homunculus. I wish that wasn’t true, but it absolutely is.