There's a new lottery in town for Switch gamers, and it's dropping $400 on a Switch OLED or $500 on a Switch 2 and getting a potato! If your Switch (all Switch 2's are affected currently) has SK Hynix EMMC it will succumb to the same fate as SK Hynix EMMCs in the Wii U which are notorious for failure. Thankfully it's been fixed in the Wii U with a mod, but Switch OLED and Switch 2 require re-programming to repair corrupt EMMC.

>>717260509 (OP)
fucking nerds "modding" there consoles or even just opening them up lmao i just buy and play baby no problems here

>>717260509 (OP)
I will just get it repaired or might as well get a brand new one with all the flaws figured out. Either way its gonna sell more and you will cope harder snoy lol

>>717260509 (OP)
>buying nintendo hardware
lmao, just emulate

This is not a problem for normal people (ie not your greasy nerd ass)
The consoles do not break down and nintendo gamers have a really sturdy and reliable console that will last them for years

>>717260509 (OP)
thats only 8 consoles in total out of over 100 million copies. its literally nothing

>>717260509 (OP)
Ah yes I remember when they said all our Wii Us would die and they didn't.

everyone I know who has a Wii U says theirs from 2014 or whatever still works.

>brown person opens console
>NAND does its job and kills the system once it detects shitflakes in the air
I see nothing wrong here

>>717261115
you cant break it if you dont use it. switch 2 also wont break because it has no games

>>717260509 (OP)
In English, Einstein.

>>717261367
You really thought you would "cook" with this one huh? It would break if you DIDN'T use. The whole point was that you needed to boot the console for the memory to not die.

>more fake news from india to do damage control now that the switch 2 is a massive success
sony new delhi not sending their best

Schizo Thread

>>717261369
switch oled and switch 2 kill themselves because of bad memory.

Based. Literally missing capacitors

>>717260509 (OP)
imaginary drama as usual.

>>717260509 (OP)
just buy a new one lmao
>t. nintendo

>>717260635
>there consoles
You own nothing

>>717264050
>*shit breaks*
>NOOOO YOU ARE JUST IMAGINING IT!!1

>>717260509 (OP)
>eMMC
>memory
LMAO, this is storage you fucking thirdies

woah, you could say that nintendo games have a... "kill switch"

>>717260509 (OP)
>handling electronics without anti static equipments.
But I'm not gonna feel sad for some faggot with access to 8 consoles to break, probably paid by a sect of droolies on his fake patreon