I discovered DSP 12 years ago with the TIHYDP videos and thanks to the Mario Kart World renaissance that's been going on, I'm back on a DSP kick and I'm looking for recommendations. Give me your favorite, funniest, most manchild rage videos of this guy. And for the record I've already seen most of the classics by this guy (Persona 3, Fromsoft games, MGS, Mario Kart, Bayonetta, etc)
And feel free to have any DSP-related discussion, he is the funniest gamer of all time after all.

>>717276319 (OP)
https://youtu.be/QsuOCKjWeTU?t=18
I don't think this will ever be topped. A full-blown autistic meltdown because someone in the chat made a "literally me fr fr" joke

https://youtu.be/QsuOCKjWeTU?t=279

>>717276319 (OP)
watch his DK64 playthrough, he literally seethes through the entirety of it, I don't think he's ever hated a game more

tw: animu girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZqmh8yR_R8

>>717276581
Yeah this is perfect lol. I've already seen tons of TIHYDPs so adjacent content is totally welcome too. I love how he has a full-blown midlife crisis every time a little problem comes up kek

I really didnt mind this dude, people give him way too much shit. Its especially funny because he is genuinely above average in fighting games and at this point in soulsike games too and probably far better than most autists that stalk him 24/7. But holy shit does his begging go THROUGH THE ROOF recently. He must be REALLY having financial trouble. Like, dude drops games left and right the second he doesnt get enough pity bucks.

>>717277021
I watched that one when it came out and loved it lol. I was actually considering watching it again but it's a very long one

One of the most recent good ones is Kirby and the Forgotten Land final boss fight.

You don't even need the souped up power up he uses to beat the fight. Just suck up stars it drops and shoot them back at it. Doom The Dark Ages also has a few good clips.
Zelda ToTK puzzles also got clipped a few times.

the majora's mask one was insanely good towards the end
the entire crash team racing one is also hilarious

>>717277223
Okay thanks I'll check those out, I don't even think I've seen him play the latest Zeldas and I especially love watching him rage at puzzles that 8 year olds solve easily

>>717277093
For me it's less his skill-level in games and more his attitude and ridiculous rationalizations whenever something goes wrong. He's so thin-skinned he'll have a meltdown at the slightest sign of strife and it just boggles my mind. Dude is 43 I think and has the mental resilience of a toddler in most games I've seen him play

>>717277093
Sort of but not really.
He despises video games that aren't walking sims with a win-screen and is terminally gachabrained to the point of spending more than 250,000 over the course of the last few years on WWE champions jpgs.
He's terrified of losing "momentum" because his community is held together with prayers at this point.
>>717277053
His street fighter 6 streams were basically pure content every night. One of his restreamers kept sniping him with Cammy on several accounts to the point that he started having mini-meltdowns whenever he saw Cammy and became convinced that she was actually 70% of the ladder. The restreamer managed something like a 90% win rate against him, it was insane.

>>717277093
he gets the exact amount of shit he deserves

>>717277093
>>717277715

I think people go to far when they swatted him a few years ago, and just earlier this year when people in Mario Kart lobbies were making fun of his late mom with names. The dude is a lolcow and deserves to be laughed at, but he's not some evil psychopath who deserves financial ruin, he's just a funny asshole who says hilarious nonsense in games. I don't ever want him to go out of business because it means less funny content for me.

>>717277715
at the end of the day his worst crime is convincing retards to give him money

>>717277834
>but he's not some evil psychopath who deserves financial ruin
He's nowhere near it lmao, that's the "pignosis" you look past the $300+ a day income and think he's on the brink of destitution. Even the detractors fall for it. The guy's a masterclass in e-begging. Nobody does it better.

I stopped hating DSP when I found out that many of his detractors are just reddit & discord trannies who hate him because he says "offensive" jokes (or has said them 10+ years ago). I've seen them unironically accuse him of being a nazi. I've rooted for him ever since.

>>717278060
Well no, he is a fucking asshole. That's what makes him fun. I respect Phil for just tanking through the whole lolcow thing instead of crying on stream like Wings.

>ONCE AGAIN I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY, PSYCHICALLY KNOW WHAT THE GAME WANTS
>*SNORT*
>*A-A-AHEM, SNORT*
>WOW DUDE, HOW I WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN
>DUDE THIS INPUT DELAY IS FUCKING HORSESHIT, STUPID FUCKING OUTDATED TROLL DESIGN
>"ahah let's fuck the gamer with this backtracking" NO, FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID PROGRAMMERS, STUPID FUCKING DICKHEADS
>OHMUHGAWD, DOOD, THE GAME GLITCHED AGAIN
>I'M PRESSING BUTTONS
>YOU CAN SEE ME LITERALLY PRESSING THE BUTTON
>STILL PRESSING BUTTONS, STILL DROPPING MY INPUTS
>FUCK THIS, MAN
>HOW DOES THIS MAKE ANY LITERAL LOGICAL SENSE??
>Anyway, everyone, thank you for tuning into today's stream, I'm really enjoying the game so far, can't wait to continue tomorrow and I hope you'll tune in for the next stream

>>717278060
The detractors are more or less an amorphous mass of autists phil's drawn around himself like a shield and advertising agency in one. Assigning any kind of politics to them is futile.
The usual cycle is that people come in for "idiot plays video games" eventually starts watching the restream then gets radicalized and sucked further into the vortex grabbing from the smorgasbord of reasons they need to hate him until they become completely inscrutable to the outside viewer. They don't actually think what they say, they just hate The Guy. Gradually they stop watching other content, there is more DSP related content every day than there are hours to watch it.

>>717277834
he never got 'swatted', and even if he were far less controversial streamers had that happen to them
it was just a stupid trend at the time

and rude mario kart names, really? that polish sack of manure doesn't even give a crap about anyone but himself, maybe his pet cat until it costs him a benjamin for bloodwork anyhow

>>717276319 (OP)
King Tut and taxes were great Sagas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc

>>717278023
I figured, there's been multiple videos over the years trying to prove Phil is lying about his finances but no hard evidence afaik

>>717278424
Yeah I guess this is more accurate. They are just normgroids without an inner monologue.

>>717276319 (OP)
Do those autists still hate him just because he insulted Kojima and MGS that one time? He was intentionally going over the top because that's his schtick, but I guess they were too autistic to tell he wasn't really serious about it, so they took it personally, kek.

>>717278060
>I've seen them unironically accuse him of being a nazi. I've rooted for him ever since.
Don't forget to pull the trigger AFTER biting down on the capsule

>>717278498
His bank details got "hacked" when someone called up his bank help line and said "next set of transactions" a few hundred times.

>>717278649
Dude you are over a decade out of date, most people who laugh at this guy don't even play stealth games let alone MGS

>>717276319 (OP)
>fucking eceleb recommendation thread
yeah this board has went to complete shit

>>717278498
he blows it all on wwe gacha and takeout delivery
he pretty much lives paycheck to paycheck

>>717278660
>EUUUUURGH EUUUUURGH
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you repeat?

>>717278498
Evidence is out there actually. The bank leaks from a few years ago and the DownFromTheRafters WWE Champions account which got accidentally caught on stream by his pet cat moving the camera to his seat a few years ago (there's a documentary on YT with this info). There's also the revenue leak for twitch while he was streaming there. Dude is now making 6 figures easily by now also if you've been keeping up with his stream goals.

>>717278679
Oh shit I didn't hear, haven't paid attention to him for a few years, so he isn't anywhere near bankruptcy then?

>>717276319 (OP)

>>717278803
sounds about right kek
>>717278849
yeah this story must have broke like 5-ish years ago when I stopped paying attention, I'll look for it later, thanks

>>717278904
He declared bankruptcy years ago and somehow got the court to ignore his 5,000 a month in business expenses. He's a classical trickster hero at this point as far as I'm concerned.

>>717278952
Literally me

>>717278952
Daily reminder he was playing on easy mode.

>>717277093
he begs his fans for money as if he's in some financial crisis or on his last leg and then blows all the money on a WWE mobile game, he deserves all the shit he gets

>>717279003
He declared Bankruptcy at pretty much the best possible time. Right at the start of COVID where they were trying to get things done as quickly as possible because they didn't know how long they had until shutdown.

>>717276319 (OP)
Id fucking kill for him to do a collab with the guy who goes over the finances of retards like he did with boogie.
That would be a fucking goldmine

This dude has been caught lying to his fans so many fucking times, I'm astonished he still has a so-called "business". Haven't been keeping up with him but those original Metal Gear and Demons/Dark Souls playthrough were fucking gold. A lot of the Grand Theft Auto playthroughs were good too, especially San Andreas.

>>717276319 (OP)
Of all these types of streamers, dsp is immortal. I don't know how, but it's true.

>>717279249
dude ltg and dsp seriously need to play sf6 together

>>717279285
The cockroach of the internet

>>717279330
5 bands, broke ass nigga

>>717279279
>Demons' Souls
Remember when he couldn't figure out how to damage the Tower Knight? Kek

My favorite story involving dsp is when some retarded schizos tried to blackmail him under several layers of fake identities.

>>717278801
Normally I agree but Phil is so fucking funny and ridiculous it gets a pass for me. And don't call him an "e-celeb" he's just some fat moron who rage quits games made for teenagers

>>717279468
>DUDE NOTHING IS HAPPENING HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS
>THIS IS LITERALLY IMPAWSIBLE

DSP playing racing games and Soulslikes is guaranteed comedy

>>717279468
>>717279685
https://youtu.be/_sJOAZSrgGs

>>717279749
This. I also add stealth games and puzzle games, not that he plays much of the latter IIRC.

>>717279791
>STOOPID PUZZLE BOSS WASTING MY TIME
>JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO, YOU STUPID FUCKING GAME

>>717279791
>oh you wanna fuckin cheat, huh?
Absolute kino

>>717277021
His retro playthroughs tend to be the best ones, he just doesn't have the cognitive capacity to re-adjust himself to non-modern controls despite being a middle-aged man who lived through the 1980s and 90s and also plays video games for a living. I really have no idea how his mind functions.

>>717279791
when he plays souls games he always shits the bed at the easy bosses and low-diffs the hard bosses, it's mindboggling

>>717278234
>DOOOOD, HE JUST DID MONSTROUS DAMAGE

>>717279749
I'm so disappointed he skipped Wuchang. We could have had some amazing moments with how quick the combat goes and. how mazelike everything is with fuck all for guides

>>717280124
he's married dood

Streaming killed dsp kino because now his chat handholds him through simple puzzles that he used to get stuck on for 45 mins.

>>717280002
I remember laughing so fucking hard and loudly when I first saw that part, he really is an unintentional comedy master

He throws on purpose I hope everyone realizes that

>playing THPS3-4
>gets clipfarmed due to inability to relearn the controls on first playthrough
>blames his thumbs getting tired and says he's too old for the game so he quits
>meanwhile he plays fighting games weekly which require much more thumb dexterity
Pretty sure he just doesn't wanna get farmed for clips

>>717280179
The handholding is the worst part by far. The moment a game asks him to complete tasks at a grade 5 level, he immediately defers to his chat lol.

The most based youtuber alive

>>717280228
Keep telling yourself that

>>717280124
Code Vein and Stranger of Paradise on the hardest difficulty too. He also ragequit Black Myth

>>717280336
I agree it's a disappointing game but it's not as disappointing as watching a grown man fail to learn basic controls that were designed for 5 year olds in mind

Rebsi does good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Spjcj7Qvc

>>717280305
That's him ingratiating himself with the low-iq wiki-walking paypigs btw
It's "community interaction" or whatever insane term he calls it

>didnt give a shit about other peoples feelings
>constantly swearing, trashtalking, making fun of others
>recorded his gameplay videos while being drunk as fuck with a handcam in front of his tv
>insulted fans who asked him to add them in xbox live

DSP was unironically based as FUCK back then. Shame he is now a complete retard who larps being all adult and mature

>>717276319 (OP)
>His reaction to Dragon Age 2 is worse than how the internet reacted to ME3's ending
https://youtu.be/KZwwRU99Izw?si=pj0eAxadUiurfEkr&t=599

>>717280556
never forget
https://youtu.be/MO-xF6ZW1zc?t=14
0:14 - 0:21

>>717280367
He's definitely aids at games but you can tell when someone is hamming it up to pad out the stream time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPpmkOamKM
Post your favorite DSP reactions

>>717280336
That was an amazing video. The guy wants gacha mechanics, staggered unlocks, and battle passes in Mario Kart

>>717280757

This one >>717280683

>>717280683
His old content was not only entertaining themself, they also always manage to make me nostalgic for the ps3/xbox360 times.

>>717280757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxT5KRlcYb0

https://youtu.be/51QYYKc34_A?t=2353
The loudest I've ever heard Phil yell

>>717280556
His physiognomy was more chud back then, can't be a coincidence.

>>717280957
This was the very first DSP video I saw, and I saw more of his content because his laughter sounded so unnatural back then. It sounds like a text-to-speech engine that says "ba-ba-ba-ba-ba"
https://youtu.be/0p4uxt9iUHo?si=iJ36adFFVU7PvRne&t=256

>>717280757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWe6U9WyfuY

>Resident Evil 3 PS1 Original
>Resident Evil: Code Veronica
>Nioh 1 and 2
>Spiderman PS1
>Super Mario Sunshine
>Knights Of The Old Republic
>XCOM
>Mario Golf
>Cuphead
>Simpsons Hit and Run
All kino. Enjoy.

>>717280757
SO LET'S
RECAP
THE SITUATION
*clears throat*
I DID NOTHING WRONG

>>717277021
Need for Speed Payback.

Starts screaming and has a mental breakdown against the redneck trucker guy.

>>717280683
>PHUCK
>YOO

>>717276319 (OP)
you haven't missed much, don't waste your time. Phil is still begging like a crack head, coping about the state of his channel, and burying his head in the sand everytime he embarrasses himself publicly. the latest news is Phil once again baiting LTG for some kind of engagement (im serious) and ltg is dunking on him again

>>717276319 (OP)
His sleeping dogs playthrough was the best for obvious reasons

>>717280726
Most of his fake acting is done when he "accidentally" figures something out, not throwing matches

>>717276319 (OP)
He was 100% right about Mario Kart World
He was 100% right about DK Bananza.

Nintendo no longer incentivizes their challenges with satisfying rewards (unless you REALLY like stickers). You're constantly muttering "What's the point" whenever playing a modern Nintendo game.

>>717280757
Not exactly a reaction but when he dies at the end of Spiderman his laugh is utterly inhuman. Go to around 1:48:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uFJpwK3q7o

>>717276319 (OP)
His lies of p dlc run is pretty good boy sucks so bad I have no idea how he does it

>>717281190
>Phil once again baiting LTG for some kind of engagement
If these two retards would actually cooperate instead of being too narcistic to do collabs they would both doubling their income and could possibly create the best content they ever did. Both are at their lowest right now, partially because they lost relevancy, partially because they try too hard to not get banned by Youtube. Some collab streams on a less cucked site would be fucking gold.

>>717280757
I don't have any clips handy but anything that follows "Now guys" is always amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc
This will never be topped. It's a legitimately good comedy video.

Insane double standards considering Billy Mitchell threads get you banned.

This guy is unironically a 150 IQ genius who has been playing a character all this time in order to draw attention from people and gain money from sitting on his ass playing video games and pretending to suck at them. You guys wish you could do what he did.

>>717281420
The honest truth is, as retarded as Phil is, his overall opinions on games are correct 90% of the time. He might get mad in the moment (like all of us do, let's be honest), but he knows a good game when he plays one and he knows a bad game when he plays one. The only bad takes he has that comes to mind are his irrational hatred of Resident Evil 3, Silent Hill 3, and Black Myth Wukong because he's retarded

>>717279830
puzzle game playhroughs are boring now, fat retard runs to the bathroom any time he gets stuck and looks up every solution on his phone before coming back and magically knowing what to do.

>>717281420
Yeah, its crazy how people whiteknight Nintendo and try to gaslight themselfes into thinking these games are worth the 80 bucks. I really was interested in DK Bananza but holy shit does this game look boring and repetitive.

>>717281421
Is this the one where his neighbor yells at him to shut up?

>>717280556
dsp ended his career after joining Machinima in early 2011, had to stop being fun to follow some guidelines to be more like other shitubers AND the Witcher 2 playthrough that had PC fanboys wanting to rape him IRL.

He was fun to watch, Alan Wake & RE5 playthroughs are still soulful material.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9_Hz-FzZ6g
What the fuck did he mean by this, where did it even come from

>>717281653
exactly

>>717281585

>>717281743
>dsp ended his career
he still makes a living playing games on the internet, his career is far from over

I miss derich

>>717281653
>fat retard runs to the bathroom any time he gets stuck and looks up every solution on his phone before coming back and magically knowing what to do.
Based

>>717281751
He was making immortal content. That stream will still get referenced years after he passes away.

>>717281653
his blue prince "playthrough" could legitimately be used as an advanced form of torture

SAVE THE PIG

>>717281751
pre-machinima partnership, he also shat on jews while playing Lost In Nightmares with rambo

>>717281420
His opinions about the gaming industry are way better than the games themselves

>>717281528
>Phil
>at his lowest
No he isn't lol. He makes $1500 almost every week guaranteed because of his whales and minows wanting to watch him eat food. He's in a much better place and never brings up needing to live paycheck to paycheck. He just copies PPP and the money keeps rolling.

Can't say the same for Dale though due to the whole paying child support thing.

>>717276319 (OP)
I like the one where he can't figure out how to get all the marbles on the scale in TOTK

>>717281794
I kneel

If Phil can brainwash a bunch of retards to give him free money, why can't (You)?

>>717281824
Nobody could do it quite like him

>>717281751
I watched him play Dead Space, pretty sure it was just a total non-sequitur. He would randomly bring up race all the time back then kek

>>717281824
Derich is almost certainly Vietnamese Comrade. He has similar mannerisms in his chat and Phil addresses him in almost exactly the same way.

>>717281706
No, I can't remember which game that was.

>>717282018
Im the most boring man alive wouldn't be entertaining for anyone

>>717281815
He made 100k in 2011 from Youtube alone, Twitch didn't exist and the only people donating were on his cringe forums.
Today he has to have some shady secondary passive income besides gaming, probably family

I legit enjoyed watching him when he was playing Heavy Rain, that was how I first saw a playthrough of that game and other david cages games

>>717281706
>>717282116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goUFJE-TgSo
got you covered

The genuine disbelief in his voice and tone when something simple happens but he can't grasp it always gets me. Despite having decent enough dexterity to play fast-paced fighting games, his mind is duller than a soggy diaper.

>inb4 this thread gets 500+ replies

>>717282179
>100k
he pulled $250k/year at his top in machinima

>>717282110
chat, is this true?

>Arnold... Philzenegger!
The two words that ended an era

>>717282341
The "journalist" clips of him playing Mario Kart and just being completely blind or misusing his items are hilarious, it's NEVER his fault.

imagine if dsp went back to how he looked like back in 2001, him in the middle here

>>717282298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PiG6GRjKy0

>>717281863
DEVOUR

>>717282482
Seriously needs to go back to the buzz, his ladies cut just isn't doing him any favors.

>>717282482
Unfortunately, he can't undo the floppy stroke mouth he's got now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzU9m9VF4BI

>>717282038
>IT'S TIME, NIGGA

>>717282473
>Pandalee
holy fucking shit i haven't thought of her in ages. someone recommended me her Hitman Blood Money playthrough and despite being only like 2 hours, I could not fucking finish it. Her voice and commentary was beyond dull and grating. I don't think it's even on Youtube anymore.

>>717276581
Not so bad and he is right

>>717278952
Kek

>>717282179
>Today he has to have some shady secondary passive income besides gaming, probably family
kek no
He's still making more than a hundred thousand. Look past his begging and focus on the "goals" he's hitting near every day

>>717276319 (OP)
The Sons of Kojima era was peak kino, I still rewatch the vids from time to time, it's so fucking fun. Too bad the spic was an unironic sperg irl, as it usually happen, ruined everything. Heard Alice died from cancer, RIP. EvilAj still going strong. It was a cheesy saga in dps' autism soap opera.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPBHUEFZmxw

>>717282298
Phil always said his OG Heavy Rain playthrough was his magnum opus

>ALL EMPLOYEES

>>717282639
I was so fucking mad when Phil played Assassin's Creed III only to learn that he had Pandalee there with him the whole time. I just wanted some Phil failing at stealth kino and instead I got THAT

>>717276319 (OP)
I love his accent and lisp. Dude sounds like he belongs on Family Guy or South Park

>>717282682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNC3fWpylDk

>>717282678
>METAL GEAR KOJIMA
>SONS OF KOJIMA
>kojimakojimakojimakojima

>>717282298
https://youtu.be/msy9kni2hLk?si=Ldzo7BusuPuKvIES&t=11261
How does he get these bugs

>>717282775
His voice is burned into my brain in the best way possible, especially the ridiculous way he laughs and claps like a seal

>>717282874
LMFAO holy shit I was not expecting that, actual portal to hell

Has there been an explanation for his week long disappearance yet?

>>717282874
>the gates of Hell open

>>717277093
He was considered hilariously terrible because only people who were into video games did let's plays back then, but in current streaming space standard where normal fags and vtubers stream video games for the sake of cash and attention, his shitty gameplay is nothing special.
His low tolerance for getting pissed off at games is still entertaining though.

DSP has a lot of classic moments but for me it's easily the Mirror Knight boss in Dark Souls II constantly reflecting his lightning spears. Maybe the funniest youtube video I've ever seen

>>717282874
He had another glitch where the audio went to hell when he ran up against a policeman as jaden pretending to punch him. It wasn't hard to reproduce, crazy QA didn't catch it

>>717283061
DSP and his ds2 playthrough was such kino

>>717277093
I used to think Phil was bad at Nioh and then I played Nioh for myself and realized he's actually not bad at it, all things considered. Still funny to watch him get mad at it though. It actually adds another level of catharsis, being able to understand his pain

>>717283061
>>717283141
DICK LIGHTNING

>>717276319 (OP)
Watch the Sidescrollers interview. It's pure unfiltered kino. It's 5 hours long and I watched it 4 times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQw-IxvvE6c&

>>717282987
Nothing official though it's almost certainly related to his parents' declining health due to the kinocasino text chat leaks.

>>717283201
Outside of the occasional extremely dumb idea like using the shotgun against The End in MGS3, his gameplay skill level is usually average. But it's his attitude and ridiculously retarded reactions that make him special. He will rage at the most random shit and it catches me off guard so often.

the internet will be a darker place once this guy is gone. don't lie /v/ you will miss him when he retires

>>717283604
I will miss DSP.

did anyone ever figure out why he lied about being a PC gamer and how he used to build gaming computers? i could never wrap my head around that one

>>717281824
Seemed like an innocent autistic dude in that video of him playing indoor soccer with his sister/niece before we found out he was a mega coomer

>>717283604
OP here, 100% agreed, he's an internet legend as far as I'm concerned.

>>717283604
He was gone for a week recently and the world was unironically a better place

>>717283604
I mean, he's been doing it for 17 years. 17 years before he started doing let's plays, the world wide web was only 2 fucking years old. He's the James Rolfe of let's plays. Most let's players that came after him, including PewDiePie, were inspired by him

>>717283604
>when he retires
He's too financially retarded to save up enough money to retire. He'll be stuck in that room begging for money 6 days a week for the rest of his life. Or until the whales get bored of him and move on, and then he'll be working at Burger King until the day he dies.

>>717283648
He lies about everything. One time he made up an entire story about a rainy day fund because he genuinely had never heard the term before so he thought it was just some money you put away for a rainy day to go have fun doing something indoors. The funniest lie he ever said was that a car's headlights automatically turn off when you shut it off and then ranted for like an hour that he wasn't wrong and people have weird cars.

Anyone has the video of him singing "where do I go now?" while playing silent hill?

>>717282473
>A RANDOM FUCKING BANANA PEEL CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, WOW DUDE, EXPLAIN THAT ONE

>>717283917
>He's too financially retarded to save up enough money to retire
Keep believing that. DSP is literally sitting on millions

>>717283917
I'm not even sure if DSP could get a regular job, he's not even qualified enough to be a wallmart greeter

>>717277479
its crazy how DSP and LTG could still make a comeback and become ridiculously successful if they wanted to. All they have to do is be more humble and be willing to learn and their audience will come flooding in.
Imagine LTG wanting to improve and stop blaming the world? hell even I would subscribe to that faggot for this redemption arc.
goes to show we are always our own worst enemy until we start taking self responsibility.

>>717284110
He is always fighting the dumbest battles and constantly dying on the weirdest hills, I just don't get it. He's so bizarre that autism doesn't even account for 30% of his behavior.

>>717284261
He's blown it all on gacha man, it's gone. Like that, in an instant, gone.

Mods still in school? Why the fuck is this garbage still up?

reminder: ecelebs self-promote on 4chan

>>717284346
holy newfag

>>717284261
millions of wwe champion coins maybe

>>717284374
kek

*looks over to chat* Alright guys, looks like we've got some fucking assholes trolling in the chat. *leans in* AAAAAND BANNED! Huh huh! *burp*

>>717284358
There's like 50 people max on /v/, it's not worthwhile to promote here

>>717284405

>>717284346
Everyone loves Phil now. He's had a redemption arc.

The accuracy of this video is haunting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7HNquG0f1s

>>717278473
This video is so extremely funny to me.

I can't find the video, but him flying the RC Baron in Vice City was PEAK Phil frustrated for a good 30 minutes.

>>717284405
Hang on... Let me ban this idiot...
Mods, there's trolls in the chat, can you do your job, please? Thank you
*snorts, clears throat*

Thread song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HycOWFERaYs

If the microchimerism theory is true, how do you think pandalee's child will be like?

the PPP arc was fucking hilarious,this retard really thought he found out friends at 43,lmao,the best part is that he pretends it was part of his masterful plan to being ultrabetrayed and mocked for months,complete nutjob narcissist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0jmGH7vwvM

>i am the king snake guys.
god damn this is the best meme of the last decade for this guy, in my opinion

>>717283604
of course we will,he is an unlimited source of entertainment that no media can replace,this dude is so unique that cannot be replaced by AI,this is the power of the pigroach.

g-guys...?

>>717284857
https://youtu.be/-oh99HK2NTc?t=2677
Kino

>>717283061
>>717283141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djH_ztEeGyY
Pure, unfiltered kino of the highest order.

>>717285016
PPP seething because he thought he could just keep mocking Khat after agreeing not to was pretty funny, yeah. Total meltdown from that guy, not unexpected considering his room mate and best friend alleged he sodomized a cat with an iron rod.

>>717285101
>10 ft away from the summoned enemy
>swing sword, miss (duh)
>"DOOD I CAN'T EVEN REACH HIM"

>>717284374
what is fucking haunting to think is that this retard invested more than 100k on this garbage mobile phone,and he isn't even top 10,there are even bigger losers than him.

>>717284917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7UhUsEVnU

>>717285206
>not unexpected considering his room mate and best friend alleged he sodomized a cat with an iron rod.

WTF? the cocaine addict is also an animal abuser?

>>717284959
They rarely, if ever, fucked. Panda bitched about it on camera more than once.

>>717282121
So is Phil unless he's ranting, raging or raving.

>>717285301
this is fucking kino sloppa

>>717285379
No, the coke addict is the one who sexted a high schooler fantasies of pretending to be a relative and picking her up from school and Metokur ran cover for him. The fat one is the animal abuser.

>>717276319 (OP)
Driving, fps and fighting games are peak DSP

1. he did nothing wrong.
2. he did everything correct.

d'ya get it ya' mouth drooling dunce?

>>717285032
that twitter profile pic really looks like a sex offender mugshot

it's tevin's fault dood

>>717285715
blackie buckbroken by dsp lol imagine letting dsp live rent free in your mind

>>717285530
>The fat one is the animal abuser.
Aaahh,didn't know that,interesting how autistic manchildren atract other pieces of shit of a human,huh.

He has to be mentally stunted
Not even twelve year olds whine this much

this man millions and millions of fans off of his heavy rain video. they tell him every day "hey phil big fan since heavy rain"

it's statistically the most meaningful video ever made.

>>717284358
>1/20 people were mugged last year
>therefore 19/20 people are criminals

>>717285715
You better take a sip. You fuckin sleazy asshole

>>717285760
He's a low-iq psycho who regurgitates what people say about a topic. Totally incapable of forming his own opinions, I think, and has zero self-control.
The guy's even a cuckold to boot who was watching in the corner while Cokeski held a paypig by the ass and helped him fuck a prostitute

>>717285742
you're in a thread about him in the darkest corner of the internet, he's living rent free in your head as well

>>717284445
What stream or game is this from?

>>717285760
Warski used to be a cokehead. PPP showed his asshole on stream or something.
>animal abuse
That was Ethan Ralph, I think. DSP would have used that against PPP if it was true.

>>717285765
He's genuinely convinced his complaining for 30 years straight has accomplished anything.

Pic related, it will be me celebrating after he dies.

>>717286008
>That was Ethan Ralph, I think. DSP would have used that against PPP if it was true.
No, it was PPP. Surfer said it and to my knowledge he has never lied about PPP.

>>717284405
>oh there's some idiot in chat saying I can't see my tv 50 feet away from me. hey idiot, my tv is only 49.9 feet away from me. Now explain why you come to my chat and say untrue things, I don't know why you thought this was going to go well for you *snake laughs* ......okay thank you beaver bother for the two dollar tip, no I don't dye my hair what a stupid question heh heh

>>717285898
>the darkest corner of the internet
4chan was never the darkest corner of the internet but it definitely isn't nowadays. I wouldn't be surprised if this thread gets reposted on Reddit or a YouTube community post. That's how normie 4chan has become

>>717284959
>pandalee gets pregnant
>gives birth to a seemingly normal and healthy baby boy
>few weeks pass, she buys him his first sorting cube
>WOW DUDE I PUT THE SQUARE IN THE HOLE AND IT WON'T GO THROUGH ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK, BUGGED SHAPE MECHANICS
>LITERALLY NOTHING I CAN DO, THE TOY IS GLITCHED

There was a really good TIHYDP of Portal 2 that seems to have disappeared. It was funny because he'd constantly get totally stumped like a retard, cut the camera off, and then come back and suddenly have an "idea" that happened to be the solution. All after shitting on iJustine for not being a "real gamer" because she sucked at Portal.

>>717285016
>I OWED THE STATE OVER FIVE THOUSAND DAWLERS

>>717286120
I'm glad that a small handful of retards still keep him around
Dude is not fit for a real job

>>717286243
>4chan was never the darkest corner of the internet
then what is? for research purposes of course

reminder: PPP sent us in timewarp resetting is to hyper sped up version of the dsp timeline

we are currently in the TIHYDP saga 2, this time it's called "game journalist" We are already back to beg tweeting and starting drunken internet drama on on his days off.

There will be a move back across country and a divorce soon after if the timeline holds, however this all depends on cwc.

>>717286415
something we're not even aware of, various websites out there only have like less than 10 total users

>>717285812
that used to be true until evilAJ came down from the heavens and gifted us with a revolution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZfxcLMN8r0

the scary thing about the dsp, and other retardcore gamers, phenomena is that the average person on this earth is just dsp except they also can't figure out how to turn on a camera and record a video or run a stream
makes you think about how doomed we are as a species

Peak DSP is the fat drunk retard cracking racist/misogynistic jokes and raging at games with a flip camcorder pointed at his TV.
He was genuinely funny back then.

>>717285812
>they tell him every day "hey phil big fan since heavy rain"
You don't need to use "they/them" any more, OIC came out as a tranny the year before last.

>>717286615
He's genuinely pretty funny now, don't judge him if you don't tune into the streams.

>>717286343
I was looking for that one too, I watched Portal 1 and HL2 a few days ago and I remember that one being amazing. Phil's puzzle game playthroughs are chef's kiss, but there are so few of them.

The kingsnake stream was the most retarded thing he's done in ages.

>>717276319 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJrxS2VSLmY

One of my favorites. He was complaining about a cold McDonald's doordash order because the driver went to one 15 minutes away from his house instead of the one right down the street. Someone in his chat asked him why he couldn't just drive there himself if it's that close, and this was his response. Such a weird outburst.

>>717286415
Well, Dark Web CP forums would be the most extreme ones, obviously. For the surface web, there's still some degenerate shit (like that one furfag community that tortured puppies). But I would say even Kiwifarms are "darker" than 4chan. There are at least some relatively well-intentioned normies on 4chan who just wanna talk about video-games and shit. Kiwifarms is exclusively for people who obsess over lolcows day-to-day, that's literally the whole point of the site

>>717285213
My favorite is healing right in front of the Mirror Knight midswing and then getting mad that you got hit.

>>717286447
sounds based

>>717277093
He reads guides for fromosft games and picks OP builds after reading said guides

Favorite DSPism is when he gets BTFO and points his controller to the camera like 5 seconds later and goes
>LOOK I PRESSED THE BUTTON I FUCKING PRESSED IT!

>>717286580
I get this sort of existential dread whenever I watch certain prank videos, like the Surveillance Man videos. It is truly frightening how the average person off the street is a retard whom I would intensely hate if I got to know them. It's really one of those things you just have to put out of your head, or else you'll go insane/get depressed. I guess it makes you more thankful when you have people you actually like

*loudly snorts phlegm into the mic*

>>717276319 (OP)
If you wanna see his actual rage, watch his Bioshock 2 multiplayer videos
On the other side, his best playthrough by far was Heavy Rain on ps3

>>717286008
>>717286148
Anon is right tbf although it was unrelated to this subject. Ralph is an animal abuser, he and his father gassed puppies in the oven and Ralph strangled a dog by hanging its leash on a kitchen chair. A guy who Ralph knew in Catholic school growing up came forward and leaked this and Ralph inadvertently confirmed everything when confronted on his show about it.

>>717286690
You may as well watch the Black Mesa one then. It's got the iconic bugged jumping mechanic and one of my personal favorite moments ever where his game crashes, showing he had a walkthrough site open in the background, and he scrambles to say that he was just checking how long the game was.

>>717286760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSVxoxkjPQY
The black blade kindred fight was unreal, no idea of spacing

I have my fav TIHYDPs saved on my computer. I treat them like comfort movies.

>>717286698
He basically takes his job way too seriously. There are perks to being a streamer that he doesn't want to take advantage of because he feels it cheapens the integrity of his "craft" or however the fuck he views it. Streaming video games is srs bzns

>>717286760
He used to do that all the time in Fromsoft games kek, he took so fucking long to understand basic fundamentals

DSP's streams revolve around whether he gets his money or not. It's findom for literal retards.

>>717286902
Yeah I watched that one too this year, I think I saw an edit of the bunny hop section years ago and it was just mind boggling. People like him remind me where all the filthy casual memes used to come from.

>>717286851
i worked in a large company training every new employee, so i'd train 50-200 new employees every year, and i knew everyone else in the company (1000 people give or take) fairly well
i feel sorry for how inept society has let the average person be, genuinely incapable of using both hands simultaneously or thinking for themself on the most basic of tasks
it makes them easy to train because they're effectively blank slates to be molded however i need, but it's fucking sad man these are adults, some of them 40-50 years old, and they'd basically just die in 3 days if you left them in the woods

does he still blame kojimbles for everything?

>>717286985
I love how DSP's reactions to real glitches are completely different than when he claims a bug is going on, he's much less talkative and often just stares at the camera. Total self-report kek

>>717287114
Yeah, he'll intermittently bitch about him whenever he plays a kojima game. He really despises that guy

>>717287076
There was that one ex-paypig, I forgot his name. In his post-breakup confession, he said he literally got addicted to donating to Phil. Like, the way he described it, it sounded like he literally got sexually excited from the attention Phil gave him. What the fuck could possibly go wrong in your life to put you in that headspace? Maybe Phil reminds him of his dad or something

>>717286760
>gets knocked down
>doesn't try to reposition at all
>mashes heal on wake up
>boss is still two feet away so he gets hit mid-chug
>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO YOU STUPID FUCKING GAME

>>717286960
Yeah he is definitely insecure about the fact that streaming isn't a prestigious "real job" but I think his main problem is his bizarre OCD-esque fixation on his own schedule. He absolutely refuses to do anything he hasn't planned out two weeks in advance and almost never plays a game because he just spontaneously felt like doing so. It's got to be absolutely miserable living like that.

>>717287076
>>717287245
Just looked it up, it was IronChefSekai

>>717287245
Well you have that troon OIC donating tens of thousands through fifty sock accounts

>>717285898
>Darkest corner
Pfffff ahahahaahaha, 4chan is surface tier, zoom zoom,there are far worst sites, but you need an special browser AND a vpn.

Nearly 300 posts in under 3 hours.

The king has returned. All hail the king.

>>717287424
wow anon you're pretty cool

He should colab with cobes next

Remember when he used the item dupe glitch in Demon's Souls PS3 and then claimed he just spent hours grinding off camera, kek. He's not even good at tricking people

>>717287464
Actually, current Phil is pretty cringe. He doesn't really get that mad at games anymore. I mean, he's fucking 43. He's like James Rolfe. Lost the spark

>>717286343
He literally did the same thing with sekiro, the white monkey boss was filtering him fucking hard for 2 hours, next day he does it at the second attempt, curious.

>>717287638
Coping hater

>>717287638
He's still fucking hilarious if you actually took the time out to watch him, just in a different way

>>717286960
Now if the goal isn't hit, you're not rewarded with him stuffing his face with fast food.

>>717287638
He doesn't get angry per se but his frustration and barrage of random excuses are still entertaining. He's definitely cooled down over the years, but he's mostly still the same entitled whiny manbaby, he's just a little better at hiding it.

>>717287551
LEVEL NINETY-FUCKING-SEVEN DUMASS MOTHER FUCKER

>>717276319 (OP)
>t. ReviewClosetedFaggotUSA

>>717287638
I'd agree that he doesn't get into that seething, alcoholic rage he used to get into pre-2016ish. Nowadays he just gets irritated and starts bitching the moment he's expected to do anything beyond the bare minimum effort and rather than being funny it's kinda pathetic and makes you disappointed in mankind, like watching a white trash crackhead mom beat her kid in the checkout line at the grocery store.

>>717286404
Its fucking ironic that these same people "want him" deplatformed but they keep making content about him, giving him exposure, i don't known if they are simply retarded or secretely want him to be slightly sucessful to keep making fun of him...

>>717287728
I still keep up with the TIHYDPs, like for Doom the Dark Ages and Mario Kart World. They're still entertaining but he's definitely mellowed out a lot, in a way that's bad for entertainment value

>>717287815
I've named few characters in RPGs Dumass, iconic and legendary typo

>>717287858
It doesn't help that TIHYDPs used to be 1 to 2 hours long max with only the actual funniest moments included but now they're fucking 8 hours long with "funny" clips interrupting constantly and entire segments where he's just reading a dumb donation for 5 minutes and isn't even playing the game, all so the video maker can insert their own paragraph-long opinion on the subject that nobody gives a fuck about.

>>717287916
Someone needs to compile all of Dumass’s journeys. Motherfucker is the eternal hero, like Elric

>>717287549
That boy smells really good I tell ya

Favorite detractor?

>>717286698
god, he takes everything so personally. did his parents treat him like shit growing up?

>>717287638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCkMZZOG8pw
Sometimes he still goes ballistic

>>717287827
Rich has reproduced more times in his life than you ever will

>>717287245
ICS is what happens when you don't have a strong masculine figure to look up to when you are little

He needs to return to Street Fighter and show everyone how Dee Jay is really meant to be played

>>717288018
That’s mostly the result of the0utsyder acquiring a monopoly on TIHYDP. That talentless faggot is more inept at video editing than Phil is at games. But he’s keeping the dream alive so I can’t hate him

>>717288115
They didn't buy him the Wolverine Doll, that's the root of things

>>717287525
Ikr?

>>717287858
So you've built your entire perception of him based around detractor memes. Like I said dude don't judge if you aren't even gonna come by and check out the streams.

>>717288203
Watch R3bsi or KingDDDuke
If you want actual garbage TIHYDP stay the fuck away from Mitch Desert Squiddo

>>717288203
i feel the same way. i watched metroid prime remastered the other day and there's like 30 minutes of him showing off how he played the game the correct way. like dude, fuck off, we're not here for you, we're here for THE KING OF HATE

>>717286941
It's been so many years and I still refuse to believe that Phil isn't playing a character. Like it should not be possible to be this bad at a game. He just keeps falling for the same shit over and over again and doesn't even understand it.

Reminder that DSP is the cause for fucking characters in AAA games telling you the answers when something is not resolved in 2 min max.

>>717288258
nta but i've checked by streams and they're dull 80% of the time, he has no special or redeeming qualities other than being arguably the greatest lolcow of all time

>>717288417
he is unstoppable

>>717288258
>recap of previous day
>schedule segment
>"news" segment talking about what he just read on twitter
>hey jayde
>schedule segment
>30 minute q&a segment, he's run out of topics
>schedule recap
>20 minute break
>gameplay interrupted every 5 minutes while he reads chat

>>717288314
This is because this nigger is a super fan of metroid, otherwise their TIHYDP are pretty good

>>717282643
lol

>>717288258
I was an unironic DSP fan from 2010 to 2012, but then he played MGS3 and my opinion of him did a 180. I have seen modern Phil though and he’s extremely unfunny and safe. He’s lost his edge. Kat is his Yoko Ono. And I don’t understand how anyone can put up with his near-constant begging. It’s like nails on a chalkboard

>>717288212
kek

>>717288140
t. Rich

>>717282643
you are 9 years old

BUBBLE GUNS MUTHAFUKA

>>717288018
i really hate the bubsy and re 5 clips. So painfully unfunny

CONSTANTLY WHINING

>>717288556
>Kat is his Yoko Ono
Think mobile games, totalwine and doordash are his Yoko Ono honestly, Khet is just there to help with bills, he actually said that when she was first moving in

>>717281181
His autistic spreging over not being able to cheese the livestreamer by just making her crash was pretty good too

>>717288679
>THUMBS DOWN, NIG...MUTHA FUKKA

at least you're not this guy
https://files.catbox.moe/prl4x0.mp4

>>717277047
DSP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Disgusting /v/tuber shit

>>717288732
>WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG once every 14 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYhzpc7U64s
He's live sisters

>>717288679
>damages all of his electronics

>>717285396
>focused in his career more than hoes
based

>>717288102
The kino boys, ALT and meerkat

>>717285396
i dont blame him, it's not like he pulls in lookers desu

>>717288765
Yeah I think she's just a harmless tard and kinda almost a victim in a way. DSP hit her up over the Internet, immediately isolated her in a new State, fattened her up, and married her after knowing her a little over a year so she could never leave. He needs her as a trophy to epically own his incel haters.

>>717288765
Yeah I don't mean to hate on Kat too much (never liked the idea of targeting loved ones), but it's just a natural thing when a guy who was funny in his 20s gets neutered and domesticated from being around a woman (who are inherently unfunny, oversensitive, and naggy) for so long. Phil is literally a puritan now who goes on moral crusades against Stellar Blade because he thinks girlbutt might offend his wife, so it offends him. That's just what happens when a weak man gets a wife

>>717288787
Because the game is a fucking PIECE *slam* OF SHIT *slam*

doody is the most retarded dentractor that is all

Did he really spend 40k on a wrestling mobile game?

>plays Mario Kart World twice as much as 8
>hasn’t played one outside of 8 and Super in 20 years
>”dood they fucked up mario kart, this the worst one ever”
???

>>717288986
I'd say his wife is fair game as he actively chose to make her a part of his content, and she was already a creator prior to meeting him as well. She's not private or unknown to the internet.

i dont pay attention to detractors for the same reason why i dont look at the nametags of the people who work at wendy's. just give me my delicious slop please, thank you

>>717289179
It's well over $100k. Possibly even $200k at this point.

>>717289046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGpPyx9GHXo&t=1043s
I love when he starts smacking the expensive shit he buys

>>717289179
No. More.

>>717288140
>Blind neglected daughter
>Too broke to afford PSN for his son
>Weed addict
>Gelatinous sentient tumour
>Gay for Phil

Gee Rich, you're a fucking loser LMAOOOOOOO

>>717284138

>>717289181
He kept comparing it to the first Mario kart for whatever reason

>>717289063
He is now gaslightning his retarded fans with buying a condo next to dsp house,dude is completely obssesed
>>717289179
Ifnonly was 40k,kek

>>717281420
No, the reward doing the thing. They do just fine giving the player fun things to do, which is why the games are good. If you need some arbitrary reward that you will keep changing the requirements for, you don't like the game anyway.

>>717289350
>for whatever reason
He never used any of the rail grinding or wall hopping stuff

I can't remember which one but one of his Crash Bandicoot playthroughs was insanely retarded and funny, I think it was 1 or 2. He's pretty bad at platforming in general.

>>717285715
Actually is that nigger's fault. Reminder he actually poisoned his co-worker.

>>717288140
Lmao of course Rich is a v/tard
Kill yourself faggot, do something nice for your family at least for once

>They were right in keeping the money farming grifters out all along

>>717289396
doody's a dumbass but it'd be hilarious if he moves in next to phil
>two retards fighting.jpg

>Crash Team Racing
I wouldn't get in a car with Phil. He can't see for shit.

>>717289604
these guys were more pathetic than dsp, and that says a lot

>>717288140
Why did you Nuke your 1M sub channel?
Dumbass

>>717278952
>The Charm Salt is real.

>>717289606
hopefully Phil finally gets some use out of the door axe.

>>717278952
His first big rage quit. Remember when Phil ragequitting a game was considered a big deal? Now, at this point, he drops more Triple A games than he finishes. He plays them to milk the initial hype and then he drops them the moment it fails to get him to a goal

K-K-K-K-KOJIMA
KOJIMA KOJIMA
I'M JOINING THE KOJIMA WORLD ORDER

K
W
O

>>717290234
BOW NUH NUH BOW BOW BUH BOW NUH NUH BOW BOW

>>717290234
>>717290318
pure kino. i used to sing that song all the time like 10 years ago kek. peak internet.

>>717288556
So you were an unironic fan of him when he was at his peak of toxicity, bravo I guess? He's way less offensive nowadays, if you check the chat of his current streams we all appreciate him for it.

>>717290318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5perwEC7Ts

>>717290451
Skill issue

>>717276319 (OP)
I used to like watching the videos but then he started streaming and was spending more time looking at the chat and getting handheld through everything so it got boring quickly. I doubt it's any different now.

>>717290451
thats entirely his fault for standing still the moment he enters and spamming magic like a little bitch
also this is halfway through the game how did he not know enemies can hit you through the fog

>>717290450
Phil is no less toxic now, in fact he's probably even more toxic. He's just a lot more catty about it and doesn't make racist jokes anymore (purely out of cowardice, not out of any moral compunction or sense of "maturity"). Bringing the entire stream to a screeching halt just so he can publicly shame some poor rando for asking an innocent question. Makes it real hard to sympathize with him whenever he gets doxxed or banned

>>717288140
Go fuck yourself Dickers

>>717290756
Third playthrough btw

>>717290560
HOLLYWOOD

Might as well post my favorite DSP video before this hits bump limit -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUfZy9eKb1o

>>717290756
that's not even his first playthrough of dark souls

Was Pandalee a good fuck?

>>717290658
Lol, the fucking ancient dragon sucks so much. He's so tanky and it takes like 10 minutes to drain his health pool. I'd be so mad

>>717290863
no fucking way kek, i guess those "redemption runs" are worth watching, then

>>717290947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTCcnC2EsH0&t

>>717290909
I highly doubt it, maybe she sucked dick good, there was always the impression she had a higher sex drive than Phil.

blessed thread

>>717290863
>>717290885
dont worry bros i could tell since this is the remaster and i vividly remember him playing the game on the ps3
thank you guys for posting these webms though theyre funny as fuck

>>717290982
Ugh, this guy and his fucking speech impediment. I'd prefer a fucking AI voiceover

someone should interview this guy...like an actual interview. i kinda would like to know his feelings on how he is seen on the internet as a whole.

>>717290909
DSP had constant whisky-dick and couldn't match her high level sex drive, so she left. Now he has Fat Kat to plap

>>717291209
I'm gonna tell you right now that that will literally never happen. After the Sidescrollers disaster with Stuttering Craig, Phil officially declared that he will NEVER collab with another content creator ever again for any reason, not even an interview

kojima world order lives eternally rent free in my mind

>>717291209
People have tried, but with DSP all of his interviews have to be carefully curated so DSP discusses with them, at length, about what they can and cannot discuss before the interview even happens.

>>717291231
related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU3VJSKdfqU&t=198s

>>717291407
no one leaves, either they both die of starvation or fatass phil eats him and then dies a few weeks later

>>717291407
DSP wins this round.

>>717291407
The tweet isn't even that funny because DSP constantly shits on whatever he was doing 2+ years ago in an attempt to hype up whatever he's currently doing and to seem like he's humble and down to Earth.

>>717291285
He'll be more willing to do interviews and the like once his paypigs start fucking off and turns truly desperate

>>717291295
Are you joining the Kojima World order as of right now?

>>717291487
Hes gonna complain that real life is bullshit because pirate softwares skinny body doesnt feed him enough

>>717291605
K-k-k-Kojima World Order.
K. W. O.

Doody is the biggest trailer trash wigger out of all the 'tractors.

Can't stand his voice and thousands of hypocritical statements he made to "better" Phil

The moment I knew that before Phill, he used to heavily a-log on genuinely sad mental illness cases like Wings of Redemption - I just knew he's only for the money - and Phil is 100% right on every insult he stated about that faggot

>>717291518
>criticizes Phil
>gets banned
>1 year later
>"Haha, I was such a shithead last year, guys! I'm reformed now though"
>criticizes Phil
>gets banned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HycOWFERaYs

>clips where you can perfectly hear his voice in your head

Yep, I'm toxic

For me it's the baby rage moments and how he's willing to warp reality to protect his ego.

Amazing, comfy thread. I'm gonna watch a bunch of DSP this week, shit should be kino.

>>717291851
WHY AM I TAAHXIC?!

>>717291787
who was in the wrong here?

>>717286280
kek

>>717291308
i would kinda be too because honestly i wouldnt want to get on a show where the entire point is to embarrass him for internet clout like how everyone posts every little thing he does on the internet and laughs... I just hope one day we do get a little insight like why does he keep streaming, how he feels about everyone using him as a meme, the masturbation incident and just in general how he feels about things.

Is he still blowing thousands on that shitty WWE mobile game

>>717291851
WHY AM I TAWKSICK??

not reading the thread but that one time DSP got told to shut up by a 12 year old on VRchat and he actually did, walked to a remote corner and started shit-talking the child under his breath once they'd left was pretty funny.

>that time a Kiwitard who worked at Comcast admitted to fucking with Phil's internet connection and changing his SSIDs and other shit because Phil is a retard who leases his modem
>even provided pictures taken of his monitor showing Comcast's backend tools and Phil's account info, home address, etc.
>gets caught because he made Phil's account pay his bill early to get him to overdraft

>>717292102
Pretty much

>>717291407
I unironically believe DSP would be the one leaving the room, because he would lie just to save his ass

>>717290956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUQs5DWgsA4
This one's the best. The autist making it made a "looks at chat" counter

>>717291982
Him. He was turning around and left his back open to the backstabbing, the animation looks a little clunky and fast but it's still essentially a 2010 Havoc engine game.

>>717292151
nvm, found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkTo3gV4YEQ

>>717292175
>uhhh yeah wow guys, I was wrong, there was nothing I could do, anyways streams over thanks for hitting the goals guys see ya tomorrow

>>717292161
Kiwifarms is in such a hilarious state now, them being taken down by that tranny for a bit actual mindbroke josh and now he's placating a bunch of tradcath larping zoomers who act like doxxing and harassing retards on the internet is some holy obligation and mission

>>717291982
First he backstabbed the knight and lost lockon which is normal.
You can then see how Phil is trying to back away from the knight but because he's not locked on his character turns its back and gets backstabbed instead.

Bad game for not preserving lockon or a dumbass who forgot to do it again? You decide.

>>717291407
>>717291407
BASED

>>717292095
>how he feels about everyone using him as a meme, the masturbation incident and just in general how he feels about things.
You know the pog emote on Twitch? Well, when the guy whose face they used was outed as a racist or whatever and people were demanding a replacement, Phil seriously suggested his o-face be used as a replacement and tried to make it a movement on Twitter. That should give you an idea of how shameless he is

Semi-related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4cR2Y3SAA

This man unironically thinks that rainy funds is money you use when is raining.

Or that you can use an asma dispenser to breath under water.

Or that eating lobster is work.

What was going through his head at this very moment?

>>717292383
He's always been that way. Go read his blockland posts and remember that he was at least between 17 and 20ish when he was making the most insane of them.

>>717292451
lol i should watch him play nioh again, i think they were almost as good as the dark souls ones

>>717292532
>FUCK THIS IS HOW I PLAY THE GAME!

>>717292532
there is a vid of him at some con and some guy borrowed dsp's laptop and said loudly to the room that phil was looking at a white woman getting fucked by black meat, as phil put it

So the camera was on the whole time huh?

>GUYS DONATE NOW OR I WILL RETIRE MARIO KART 130 DOLLARS IS NOT ENOUGH
>GUYS LOOKS LIKE I ONLY GOT 37 BUCKS FOR CAPCOM VS SNK LET'S DO BETTER NEXT WEEK OK?
wtf was his problem?

>>717278952
>atlus deleted their comment
sad day

>>717292614
I remember he was playing some game like Dead by Daylight and a dude in his lobby kept on shittalking him lmao, it was like a week after the incident.
"Whoa hold on, aren't you the guy who masturbates in front of children online?" KEK

>>717292701
Happens to every lonely retard that thinks money buys happiness

>>717292532
he was just scratching his leg chud

>>717292701

This dude beat the IRS, that will be always the most amazing feat this loser ever acomplished.

>dsp outlived metokur
kekky

>>717292705
What did they say?

>>717292729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZkFf8oTDRE

>>717292729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZkFf8oTDRE
Yeah, that's a legendary clip. It was Friday the 13th the Game btw. I love how he phrases it "masturbating in front of children". What a legend

>>717291407
DSP had the funny response, funny man wins every round
other tranny does not look funny

>>717292897
"The charm salt is real." It came from the official AtlusUSA youtube channel and had thousands of upvotes.

>>717291196
>speech impediment
He's just European

>>717292532
>I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm totally gay

>>717292874
Oh yea can't find for Jim to return for the 10th time just to grief one stream for thousands of cash

TASTY TASTY BANANA

>>717292383
>now
any guy who gets himself blacklisted from major payment processors, makes his daily life that much harder and has multiple governments contact him regarding his website for the sake of documenting and making fun of the biggest retards on the planet is bound to be a bit screwed up himself.
they shield themselves behind the guise of "we document and debunk pedophiles to guiz" but really at best it's literally a e-celeb gossip forum they take to seriously.

DOOD DID YOU SEE THAT ACKACKACKACKACK *clap clap clap*

>>717276319 (OP)
Probably already been posted a dozen times but it's just so fucking good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs1IKZv8YyY

His Mario Kart World sessions were insane, I wish he wasn't a little petty faggot and kept playing it.

>>717292874
Didn't he die?

>>717293169
He hasn't tweeted since the 15th and hasn't logged onto steam since the 14th, the hat shop is gone, he didn't pay for his checkmark, it's over.
The only proof of life is a vtumour claiming he dm'd her. The guy who didn't have a single outgoing DM in the chudbud leaks dming someone, sure.

just imagine
>there is an alternate timeline where DSP was a zoomer or zillennial and he trooned out

>>717280757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxoGItAKdCE

>>717289179
>Did he really spend 40k on a wrestling mobile game?
He's spent at least $150,000 on WWE Champions, a wrestling themed gacha game.

>>717286343
is that the same game where he kept on saying DOUBLE MY MOMENTUM?

You may be weird but at least you're not a vtuber detractor reacting to dps's videos

>>717292965
>>717292963
>it's the GUY
>it's really him?

>>717293864

>>717294230
>male with female avatar
That's the worst part

>>717294060
Nearly 1000 just on the most recent event

>>717290756
>also this is halfway through the game how did he not know enemies can hit you through the fog
I'm pretty sure O&S is most people's introduction to "fucker hit me through the fog!" or at least a good near-miss. What other fog gate is guarded like that?

What I find funny about DSP is how he shuns his old self and always mentions how much a better person he is now. But it's literally the opposite. The old DSP was funny, had some charisma and he was only insecure once in a while but he had enough confidence for example to do the shower video. The new Phil is just a completely awful person just angry all the time and completely neutered in his humor, while being an extremely insecure manchild.

>>717290451
>fromtards will defend this

>>717292963
>>717292965
fucking kino lmao. phil is a content machine

>>717293702
This one is a classic, even people who dont know what an FPS is would find this funny

>>717290669
He's improved a lot lately and his streams are much more enjoyable now, I really recommend them.

Did he literally change his way of laughing because he is insecure about his old laugh or is it because he has literally zero energy now all the time? Haven't heard his classic laugh in a long time.

>>717286805
There are detractors that don't play games, misinterpret mechanics, blame it on DPS and then double down on being wrong.

>>717294778
Shut the fuck up, that's a bald-faced fucking lie. Phil is worse than ever now

>>717294863
it pops out every now and then

>decently attractive
>confirmed horny, would actively make fun of phil for not having enough sex with her
>10 years younger
>wanted kids and even married the snortmaster
say what you will, DSP peaked higher than 95% of /v/irgins.

>>717294863
Well, years and years of systematic harassment - both in virtual and real world does that to narcissistic shut-in

>>717294927
just goes to show getting a wife/gf is literally "right place right time" luck almost entirely

>>717294778
Hi Phil, when are you gonna play Hollow Knight?

>>717294927
I would fuck her at full force in her vagina, mouth and ass

>>717295010
When you tip me 10grands, you broke ass bitch

>>717294778
>now let's talk about the schedule

>>717294927
Yeah but now he will be miserable for the rest of his life. "Peaking" sucks if your entire life after it pales in comparison. He already was millionaire tier level successful at a point and now he is a begging bum so he was basically rich and had a hot girlfriend and now he is poor with the ugliest woman I have ever seen in my life as his wife.

I think it would be impossible to become happy after that.

>>717295002
No, it was Phil's fame. And I know having (how many subs did Phil have back then? 100k?) 100k subscribers on YouTube is a low bar for "fame" but it's still enough to get some bitches. Or at least it was back in 2013 before every other mushmouthed zoomer kid had 100k subs

>>717294778
Yeah I fucking love listening to a middle aged man begging for money on the internet, 10/10 content.

>>717294927
Dude, have you never heard her voice? It's such a major turn-off. I don't even want to think about how she would sound in bed.

>>717294927
It's funny how massively her life improved after breaking up with Phil despite him stealing all her youth. If that is not definitive proof that DSP is a complete deadbeat then I don't know what is.

>>717295292
qrd? I don't even know what happened to her once they broke up

>>717294927
>Has a panic attack after the whole engagement ring thing
>Dips after being told she's not allowed to go to the hospital ever again
I don't think we truly understand how awful it must be to share a house with this guy

>>717294927
>DSP peaked higher than 95% of /v/irgins.

>>717294873
Btw the comments sit at the top, meaning we have a ton of normalniggers in the ecosphere who do NOT game.

Post rare phils

>>717295379
Got together with a really decent looking guy. Unlike with Phil they go out a lot and travel, now they are married have a house and she is expecting. All that in relative short amount of time, like in a third of the time she was with Phil where she basically didn't do anything but waste away her life.

>>717295490

>>717276319 (OP)
Project 7 for raw unfiltered kino.

>>717286805
The fun part happens as he finds new items and just equips them without thinking slowly drifting further and further from whatever the build was supposed to be. That's when the real content starts happening.

>>717288140
>t. ReviewShitFatherUSA

>>717295649
>t. NPC who blindly follows what your favorite dentractor (alt, meerkat_shit, atlus the faggot) has to say

>>717295625
Did he have a stick up his ass or something?

>>717295528
Yeah, she dodged a bullet, good for her

I can't believe there is a chance over 0.1% that there is at least one unironic Phil fan in this thread. And I mean modern Phil, not classic Phil.

>>717295565
>>717295490
You guys got the original Pic of Phil in the car with his fat wife?

>>717295768
>*snort* i have a back problem retard

>>717295824
>there is a chance over 0.1% that there is at least one unironic Phil fan in this thread

>>717295837

>>717295837
>fat wife
Uh, actually, I think you mean his SMOKING hot 8/10 wife. Phil himself is a 9/10, so the union makes sense.

>>717295565
>it's over(rated)

>>717295490
>>717295565
>>717295837

>>717295490

>>717295528
Phil was definitely better in bed though. Its like when a chick really loves the alpha that treats her like shit then when he kicks her out she finds a beta fuck to worship her.

It's funny how both Panda and Kat both were viewers that contacted Phil and they exactly reflect what he could have gotten at the time based on his success.

>>717276319 (OP)
i haven't seen a whole lot, but he throws a lot of funny fits in jak 2 pretty much every time he enters a vehicle

>>717296062
Even for /v/, this is some disgustingly distasteful shit to write. Please stop imagining Phil in bed all the time.

>>717295894
>>717295906
SHES FAT

Wow it reached bump limit. Was only expecting 30 comments for a thread like this. Thanks for the links and pics everyone, time to watch some DSP.

>>717296062
that fat fuck opted to marathon dragon ball in bed instead of running a marathon on her whilst they were on their "staycation"
I doubt his dick even works right

>>717296062
>Phil was definitely better in bed though

>>717296062
How many women have you lived with that wasn't a sister or your mother?

>>717294927
>high school dropout
>started dating Phil as soon as she turned 18
>moved accross the country with him
>no high-school diploma, no GED, no friends or family in area
>only Phil (11 years older than her)
this was insane. good on her for escaping, but what a dumb child she was. she reached out to him, so phil is definitely still the worse person.

>>717295894
Who's the boy in the car with Phil?

>>717296062
phil would be an ideal candidate to stop the declining japanese birthrate since they love fat bastard's for some reason
he would be a unironic breeding pig

>>717295894

is janny dead? how did this stay up?

>>717296260
HES BROKE
HES PENNILESS

>>717296380
what the fuck, wow. how long did they date?

>>717295909
he looks so sad while playing bananza

>>717296260
HE'S SUCCESSFUL
HE'S ENTERTAINING
HE'S STRAIGHT

>>717295894
phill drives a corolla holy based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhdbOu40vxY

>>717296496
I'm happy this got to bump limit. FUCK jannies and mods. They let ERP threads go 'unnoticed', this is more gaming related than that gay shit.

>>717296379
Over 13 at this point, not sure how it's relevant to my post though

>>717296450
>you will never BULL dsp out to lonely japanese women in their 30's

>>717284959
What ethnicity is PandaLee? I found her pretty cute (outside of her voice and temperment)?

>>717285396
I swear Phil has got to be the biggest retard possible. Land a hot young chick way above your league who's also a virgin and don't dick her down on a regular basis.

At least he has Kat now.

>>717296224
https://youtu.be/wI5GuWvwsKk

>>717278952
The one time DPS was totally in the right. This fight sucks.

Probably should have still finished the game though.

>>717296706
Kat is fucking disgusting. She has pimples on her ovaries or some shit like that which Phil stated in the leaks. Fucking disgusting.

>>717283905
That's slow beef you fucking retard

>>717296818
DSP has been doing LPs longer than him, he was one of if not the very first.

>>717296654
And you probably never will, little einstein

>>717296818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxd2QKdLjLI
Speaking of SlowBeef

why did he do it

>>717296756
god why is DSP so fucking retarded with driving in games, doesn't matter whether it's GTA or mario kart, he just doesn't get it ever

>>717296967
To be fair to him these games control like actual horseshit

>>717277093
>soulsike games too

>>717296967
I guess I have to rewatch this one too, kek

>>717296240
I want Phil to peg me while he's also wearing Hulk Hogan dead skin

Does that disgust you more than enough, you obvious puritan Kiwi Faggot

>>717296969
He can't see for shit

>>717296893
God i miss when those guys were good and retsuprae was somewhat popular

>>717297074
No because you're just some edgy faggot. The other guy clearly thinks regularly about DSP having sex which is extremely disturbing.

>>717297074
Hey OIC

>>717297057
This playthrough was fun because he would constantly put points into health and still die to dumb nonsense

>>717297197
i love how this happens to phil

>>717297147
I was talking about Phil when he was with PandaLee though, he was in much better shape back then as I'm pretty sure he used to go to the gym

>>717297157
Hey Kiwi Sissy, missed my King Vanity phase?

WHY AM I TOXIC???

>>717296818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEWPaR-NEzo
Phil's first commented video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QjIgC4zAYs
Slowbeef's first commented video. Though Slowbeef coined the term "let's play" in April 2008, his videos weren't let's plays since he wasn't talking and they were only 30 seconds long

>>717297147
>he doesn't dream about phil delivering a nice creamy cumshot on his face from his pigtail shaped 3.5' wanger
what are you, gay ?

>>717297389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWEdwHbgcM0

>>717297476
fuck you i literally just finished jacking off

>>717286343
Portal 2 playthrough was archived, here it is
https://archive.org/details/ThisIsHowYouDONTPlayPORTAL2

>>717297419
DSP mogs both those fags in looks.

>>717296496
this thread was kino, fuck off

>>717297485
This is how you are supposed to play this part btw. Lots of unplayers outed themselves over it.

>>717295730
Cope fat fuck, get a job and stop abusing your kids and your parents.
You may press the applause button now LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>717296496
Kys fucking retard we are having fun in here

>>717297997
Don't care, I just want DSP to suffer and seem like a horrible person which to be fair he makes it really easy to do.

Your basic actions don't really matter in this world, we all depend on some degree of goodwill. If you are popular then all you do seems to be funny and cool, if people hate you then you can do no good. DSP doesn't seem to realize that basic fact, since he is still reaching for gotchas despite no one caring how objectively right DSP is, ever if he seldom is.

>>717298078
Rich has done more to provide for his kids than you have for your kids

>>717298078
gugu gaga i love my dentractors sphere, where we all blindly follow the higher ups at youtube streaming, where we all repeat the same 10 lingos related to dsp like the good NPCs that we are... and umhjjjjhj-... were totally not a cult,,, Phil is!!!!!!

>>717298147
>>717297995
Chill retards, he was probably just surprised that a DSP thread was not immediately deleted.

>>717296260
>>717296527
>>717296570
WWWOOOOOAAAAH BUDDDDDDYYYY!

>>717296062
What fucking evidence do you even have to make this claim

>>717298147
>>717297995
eat shit niggers. I make dsp threads all the time and get banned

>>717298480
>WOW DOOD BUGGED MOD MECHANICS, LITERALLY NOTHING I CAN DO

>>717298241
You mean YOUR parents Rich? KEK

>>717298604
>He doesn't know how you can glitch mods by staggering them repeatedly.

>>717298480
More like unfunny DSP threads.

>>717298271
Not now faggot, tomorrow you might get your chance to shine

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0R7fPSOsIk
He's still got it