Thread 717293390

fuck EA

every fucking time

>>717293507
your sharty frog didn't fully upload 'teen

>>717293664
Look closely under the frog anon. It's literally that one 2010s troll face

>>717293390 (OP)
brown moment
>>717293664
retard moment

You WILL delete your own programs that aren't even running

We're on the fast track to a game requiring a detailed 3D mapping of the inside of your asshole for identification purposes just to play it.

Actually bricked my mobo trying to enable secure boot. I probably was retarded in doing it but if I managed to fuck it up, no way someone else didn't.

>>717293390 (OP)
>freaking out over Secure Boot
>a feature required on Windows OEM devices since Windows 8
>a feature that prevents rootkits from being installed
OP is like that person when you go to their house and see their door doesn't have a lock, so you tell them you don't want to sleep there, and he freaks out and thinks door locks are a government scam.

>>717294032
I’m making a game like this

If I can't play it on Linux I don't play it

>>717294158
Oddly specific

>>717294158
>no game requires it
>doesn't stop cheating anyways
Since W8, I can't think of a single game that asked me to enable secure boot.

>>717294158
>>>>is like that person when you go to their house and see their door doesn't have a lock, so you tell them you don't want to sleep there, and he freaks out and thinks door locks are a government scam.

No one is like this about door locks.

>>717294158
>secureboot, something that has been compromised for ages ever since Windows 8 because they sign every indian and their cow to its trusted list, is like not having a lock on your door
well at least we know which idiot gets scammed from banner ads.

>>717294158
>>a feature that prevents rootkits from being installed
LOL no

>>717294264
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>717294158
I mean the paranoia isn't wrong. TPM for example saves keys used in ecryptions, which are specifically there so on a subpoena Microsoft can release the passphrases and keys to the respective government. The EU is planning to mandate a feature like SecureBoot that will create a chip based vault where all the evidence is stored offline if you used slurs and shit.

>>717294032
More like we're on the road to any video game you install on your computer quietly scanning your files for anything illegal.

>>717294032
>insert verification dildo

>>717293937
green newfag moment

>>717294032
That wouldn't work, the average landscape of a faggots asshole is probably changed in shape and consistency by every single cock that goes up it. It would be labeled as "homophobic"

>>717294707
Fucking KEK

>>717294032
I wouldn't mind requiring a government ID and cell phone verification and being put into separate lobbies with equally minded people, with the option to go to lobbies with people who haven't done that verification.

>>717295059
No, you see... the anal mapping will be mandatory for anyone wanting to play the game.

>>717294106
same here. Had to look it up and I dont think my GPU is UEFI compatible. Now I can't get back into BIOS to turn that shit off because the fucking thing won't POST.

>>717294106
>>717295651
It's a reasonable technology for corporate devices, but the cost/benefit analysis just doesn't make sense for home users. The fact that they're pushing it on all devices, rather than selling is as a enterprise "value add" feature should tell you something about their real motivations.

>>717295651
Reset your CMOS, that's what I did
either short the pins for it or remove the battery.

anyways, I think I know what happened. I don't have a dedicated TPM and I didn't enable fTPM in bios. So it fucked itself and got stuck in a loop. Anyways, I won't be trying for a while and desu, even if I got it working, I have a 2070 and a Ryz 7 2700x. The game will run like shit.

>>717294027
>Daemon tools
lol 2003 called. it wants it's shitty program back

>>717295651
Remove the battery to reset the bios. Must be a bizarre GPU and mobo combo not to work in UEFI.
Quite likely that some people will also run into issues with their boot drive using MBR, which won't work in UEFI. There's a windows tool to fix that though.

>>717294032
Wario Ware Shove it up your own ass game

>>717295651
lmfao what GPU do you have?

>>717294707
>hey bro hop on the game
>yeah sure let me ughh
>let me do this aghhh
>real quiiiigggh aagh

>all of this to play BF6
I'll pass

>>717296374
We wincdemu nao.

>>717296492
>There's a windows tool to fix that though.
you mean to convert from MBR to GPT?

>>717294707
>needed to verify 14 times last night
>anus still bleeding from the 14

>>717296374
>2003
>install Age of Mythology
>[enter CD key]
pure kino

>>717293390 (OP)
there are multiple ways to kill your own game before launch

this is one of them

why would anyone play this

forgive the question but why do you need to convert from MBR to GPT?

>>717297226
It's not killing anything. You zoomers are just fucking stupid. It's like you're gatekeeping yourselves and it's great. Besides, companies wouldn't be doing this if there weren't thousands of fucking cheaters downloading and using hacks in every single game that features a gun.

>>717294027
kek imagine playing this kind of niggercattle software

>>717295651
try booting without the GPU
or do what other anons said to get default settings

>>717297004
Yeah, mbr2gpt.exe. Any time I've had to use it in the past it throws up all sorts of errors unless ran from an install/recovery media.

>>717294027
pretty sure windows can mount shit now, you don't need gaemon tools anymore

>>717296374
>>717297946
This error also appears if you use reWASD. I had to uninstall it.

>>717298061
good to know, ill try it tomorrow
thank

>>717293390 (OP)
>secure boot
>doesn't actually make your device secure
>only acts as drm

>>717293390 (OP)
>have a dual-boot system
>can't play video games
the best anti-cheat would to be nuking the third world

>>717298685
>the best anti-cheat would to be nuking the third world
Based suicidal ESL

>>717298124
only ISOs, daemon tools can mount all formats

>>717298759
not even ESL, just a drunk american retard

>>717293390 (OP)
>>717294027
do windowscucks really

>>717294707
The Xbox 720 controller will require both rectal and oral samples for player identification to serve as an anti-piracy measure and as to be compliant with new user ID laws mandating that no one under the age of 18 is allowed to access the internet without adult supervision.

>>717293390 (OP)
This is part of the new "trusted computing" model. They're slowly introducing us to a world where you don't decide what is allowed to run on your computer but some remote server that has to authenticate you first.

More information:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trusted_Computing?useskin=vector
https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/can-you-trust.en.html

>>717298864
But america IS a third world country

>>717297216
>Banging chiptune plays
Zoomers will never understand these feels

>>717299252
>PC users shit on console kiddies because they're spending $500 to get trapped in a walled garden with no control over their device
>PC users are now spending $2000 for the exact same experience and will probably end up with even less control
I'm tired bros

>>717293390 (OP)
https://cachyos.org/download/

Instead of using an insane level of anti cheat, BF6 should instead just be a self booting game. The Wizardry series is a good example of this: Upon inserting the game into the drive and booting, it would then use its own OS and take over from there instead of booting into IBM or MS DOS. I feel this would be a more easily accessible and better form of cheat prevention.

>>717299252
> Endorsement key
> Secure input and output
> Memory curtaining / protected execution
> Remote attestation
> Trusted Third Party (TTP)
These can all be beneficial and are used in hardened linux and android implementations.

>>717300082
It's almost as if none of this is really about stopping cheaters.

>>717300082
That sounds way better, but it feels too good to be true. What are the downsides of building your game like this? Can you no longer alt-tab back into your regular OS? Does it require high-tier hardware meaning you lock out all the poorfags on 10 year old laptops?

>>717296374
Daemon Tools is still the best tool to dump Tagès-protected discs.

>>717300082
I think we are doomed to mutual authentication as the alternative. Don't play against randoms, only play against friends of friends

>>717293390 (OP)
Just get it on console. Do PC players really?

>>717298124
Windows doesn't handle multi-track bin/cue or clonecd

>>717300248
>Can you no longer alt-tab back into your regular OS?
I mean this in all sincerity: How old are you? Multitasking, such as alt tabbing, is something on machines since... Windows 95? Games before that, and games on 95/98 that launched in MSDOS, didn't have the ability to alt tab as the concept of things like "taskbar" weren't a thing. The games in question that did this stopped in the 1990s.

> Does it require high-tier hardware meaning you lock out all the poorfags on 10 year old laptops?
Actually it would lower requirements since the PC is not loading Windows, or another OS, itself. That's a lot of freed RAM.

>>717300248
It's a retarded idea.
Downsides: You now have to support every hardware ever made from scratch, because if you're booting your own OS you can no longer use windows drivers.

Imagine how much trouble Linux has with driver support. Now imagine writing all of that for scratch for your game.

>>717300550
>>717300082
We are so cooked that going back to cartridges feels like progress.

>>717300550
I'm asking you if once this game launches its own OS can you alt-tab back to windows, not "Can you alt-tab in windows". I'm asking because I've never heard of a game that launches its own OS before.

>Actually it would lower requirements since the PC is not loading Windows, or another OS, itself.
What the fuck are you talking about

>>717300925
Your PC can load either Windows or <Game>. Or is the prime word here.

>>717294701
Windows already does this so there's no reason for games to.

>>717300873
>>717300987
>>717300669
>He's talking about buying physical cartridges with an OS inside it that plugs into your PC and turns your PC into a temporary game console. Just to stop cheaters in video games.
Okay nevermind this is actually the worst idea I've ever heard, holy fuck.

>>717300987
couldn't you just use a dedicated VM instead?

>>717299252
its crazy that he saw this coming decades ago

>>717299864
Sure doesn't feel like a coincidence that all this shit is coming in just as every western government is passing or legislating for stricter internet surveillance laws.

>>717301262
Possibly, that's what DOSBOX effectively does, though it'd defeat the purpose trying to be accomplished here.

>>717301368
Probably yeah.
In the end the most effective way to combat cheaters is active server moderation but you can't have that with matchmaking.

>>717293664
sperging over a frog has made you retarded